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Children's material and high energy material require some things in common. A voice actor must typically convey a strong, compelling emotion and energy level throughout the copy. Commercial material targeting children can be particularly challenging because of the difficulty in keeping a child's attention.

When reading high energy scripts, a voice actor must be careful not to allow the energy level or emotion fad at the end of the line or as the copy progresses.

A great way to more consistently convey high energy or emotion when reading is to create visual reminders as reset points. A reset point can be a pencil mark you make at various places in a piece of copy to remind you to reset your pace or a specific emotion. Reset points are often helpful at the beginning of every other line or befor a part of the copy that is particularly important.

Action Illustration


Illustrating action heroes takes more than imagination.  If you want your heroes to bulge with superhuman musculature, you’ll need Anatomy for Heroes.  Anatomy for Heroes will show you the underlying structure you need to make your heroines fierce and your bad guys look ready to pounce.  All this and interviews with top comic illustrators make this book a must have for aspiring artists.  Anatomy for Heroes, brought to you by Action Illustration.
All Dressed Up (Kid's)

ALL DRESSED UP  (Kids)

Tonight, I'm Phyllis the Flamingo and I look fabulous!  My little brother likes to call me that because of all the beautiful pink feathers on my new dance costume, but on stage I'll look great.  I've been working on this costume for months with the designers at All Dressed Up.  They've been making costumes for professional performers and stylish amateurs for over 50 years.  Be whoever you want to be at All Dressed Up.

American Bandstand

American Bandstand 

Let’s spin one now from 1965! You’re listening to “Summer Days” by The Music Notes.  Bobby from Boise gives it a 42; he can dance to it. June from Jackson says, “It’s my favorite song of the summer!” Now you can relive the golden years of radio with 1600 WINZ, the #1 flashback internet radio station.


Andrew Kristin's Round Table

"You’re a savage!  Oh, you’re an animal!  So wild, so ferocious... and you eat like a wild man!  Groowwlll!"  Looking for an opportunity to let your hair down and get your hands dirty?  Well, at Andrew Kristin’s Round Table, you can take a step back in time and dine with lords, ladies, and jesters.  Rack of lamb, imported cheeses, fresh breads and fruits, and fine wines and ales are all here for the taking. There's only one catch: no utensils allowed.
Animal Pal Rescue (Kid's)

ANIMAL PAL RESCUE (Kid's)

Go on an adventure with all your friends from Kid TV. Bill, Janet and their dog Bobby need help rescuing all of Bobby's animal friends. Their friends are lost, but with every phonics puzzle you help them solve, they'll get a clue to help lead their friends home. Animal Pal Rescue is the new educational game from Kid TV and Wordmax.

Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger

You know, back when I was in college, they called me "the animal," 'cause I was the biggest and baddest guy on the team.  I had the appetite of an animal, too.  Since college, though, I don't play much football.   But when I'm hungry, I'm still an animal.  I need to have an Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger.  Nothing satisfies my hunger like a quarter pound burger with four strips of bacon and two thick slices of cheese.  I might not be able to tackle like I used to, but I sure can eat an Arnie's Big Bacon Cheeseburger.
Ballroom Dancing Championships

Graceful, sexy women and the handsome men they partner with.  Ballroom Dancing is more popular than ever and this Saturday our American couples will compete against the world's best here at home.  Enjoy the romance and heat of Ballroom Dancing this Saturday night.  The Ballroom Dancing Professional Championships at the Columbia Arena.  Seating is limited.
Bass City R/C Rollers


Ready to roll, ready to bounce.  Bass City R/C Rollers are the only radio controlled cars with style and power to burn.  Move your ride with a 3-speed, 9.6 volt nitro-power controller.  Ready for some tunes?  Use the remote to play all your favorite's on the sound system.  With customizable wheels, chrome, and decals you can set the trends.  Bass City R/C Rollers, roll with the best. 
Beach Life Boards


People don’t understand why I like surfing so much. What’s not to love? The waves, the speed, the freedom… it’s one of life’s great joys. So when I need to get away from the crush of every day life, I grab my Beach Life Surfboard and head to the beach. Because life’s too short not to enjoy every minute!

Beyond Graphic Hair Color

Electric blue, neon pink, gothic red.  If you want to light up the club with a whole new look, get Beyond Graphic Hair Color.  Mix the high intensity pigments to create your own color, your own style.  Metallic, loud, and wild and it washes out in just 10 minutes.  Go for the style you desire. Go bold with Beyond Graphic Hair Colors!
Body Fitness Club

Oh my goodness!  That was Suzy Johnson, the biggest girl of our graduating class! She looks gorgeous!  How did she lose all that weight?  She joined the Body Fitness Club, and she lost how much? 95 pounds!? I can't even lose 10 pounds!  Sorry, I can't go out tomorrow night. I'm going to the Body Fitness Club. If Suzy can do it, I can do it too.  

Bridal Barn

It's a bridal jungle in there!   The instant they announced the 50% off special you could hear the rumble.  Mothers and daughters came stampeding down the stairs, diving for the racks, clawing and tearing at each other to get the best dresses!  I'm just glad those women didn't know about The Bridal Barn.  They have the biggest selection in the area and their gowns are all 50% below retail, every day.  The Bridal Barn: get the savings, skip the drama.

Cafe Hollywood

I was new in town.  I didn’t know anyone.  I spent the first few nights watching late night reruns of shows I didn’t like the first time.  I thought I was destined to be friendless. But then, I went to this bar down the street called Cafe Hollywood. Cafe Hollywood jump started my personal life!  It’s the coolest place! 


Suggested edit

I was new in town.  I didn’t know anyone.  I thought I was destined to be friendless. But then, I went to this bar down the street called Cafe Hollywood. It’s the coolest place!  
Chattanooga RVs

CHATTANOOGA RVs

Whether you heard it through the grapevine or on Route 66, the rumors are true.  Chattanooga RVs are selling off all their old models to make room for this year's new models.  With prices this low, it’s never been easier to stake your claim on the open road.  Chattanooga RVs: America’s home away from home.
Cheese Jacks

Cheese Jacks are the most extreme new snack food around! These freshly baked crackers are loaded up with three different kinds of cheese: cheddar, nacho, and zesty pepper jack! It's a flavor sensation your mouth will never forget! Cheese Jacks!
Club Liquid Step

Come on down to the grand opening of Club Liquid Step! It's the hottest nightclub in town! Ladies drink free after 10 PM! Party 'til daylight at Club Liquid Step!
Club Nightstep


The hottest beats. The coldest drinks. The best DJs. Club Nightstep. Chicago's most exciting nightclub is now open. Don't miss out on the place to see and be seen! Club Nightstep in downtown metro Chicago: step it up!
Coaches Camp

"Come on! Let’s pick it up!  Everyone form a line, four on four scrimmage.  Go! Good. Again!" I love being a coach and pushing myself just as hard as I push my players. Every summer I go to the U.S. Coaches Camp for six weeks of hardcore leadership, sports psychology, and fitness training. The U.S. Coaches Camp is coaching for the coach.

Cold Attack

"Now, my minions… attack the enemy! Hunt them down and destroy them!  Ha, ha, ha!" Release your inner villain and indulge in the wanton destruction of your cold.  Take Cold Attack, the natural remedy from Norton Homeopathic and you’ll experience fewer and milder symptoms while it helps your body fight off the enemy.  Cold Attack is your homeopathic revenge!
Comedy Channel

Tuesday night, we've got your prescription for laughs on the Comedy Channel! At 8PM, you'll find yourself in stitches with brand new episodes of Dr. Muldoon, Farm Surgeon! At 8:30, you'll get a case of the giggles with Generic Hospital, and at 9PM catch an all-new episode of the reality hit, Nurse For a Day! If laughter is the best medicine, then Tuesday nights on the Comedy Channel are just what you need!

Crystal Mountain Amusement Park


Tired of driving hours to get to an amusement park?  Well, now you don’t have to!  The Crystal Mountain Amusement Park opens this weekend!  Like roller coasters?  Ride the Tiger’s Eye.  Or for real daredevils, try the Hooded Dragon!  There are plenty of rides for both young kids and the young at heart.  Ride the miniature train around the park, take the kids on one of the carousels, or even see a circus! Crystal Mountain Amusement Park also features nighttime music and fireworks!
DanceDream Extreme
DANCE DREAM EXTREME 3

Think you've got moves? Prove it! DanceDream Extreme, winner of GameLand's Rhythm Game of the Year, is back! Everyone's moving with DanceDream Extreme 3. Rated J for Jam!

Dr. Spill #1


Crying over spilled milk?  Dr. Spill is here to help!  While I can't help you with your obvious emotional problems, I can help you exterminate your mess.  Dr. Spill paper towels: the mightiest!
Dr. Spill #2

Why are you crying?  It's only spilled milk!  Listen, I'm not here to fix your emotional problems.  I'm here to clean up.  Exterminate your mess with Dr. Spill paper towels.
Early Start


Kids

When I’m getting ready for school in the morning, I’m a complete wreck!  I have to take the dog out, dodge my little brother, and still eat a good breakfast before I leave. So, every morning I have a bowl of Early Start. All of my daily vitamins are in one serving, and it tastes great! Early Start: the cereal for kids on the go. 


Adults

When I’m getting ready for work in the morning, I’m a complete wreck!  I have to take the dog out, dodge my husband, and still eat a good breakfast before I leave. So, every morning I have a bowl of Early Start. All of my daily vitamins are in one serving, and it tastes great! Early Start: the cereal for people on the go. 
Easy Whey

Run for your life!  She’s going to blow!  Is your baby having nasty allergic reactions to traditional formulas?   Ease their upset tummy with Easy Whey, the number one formula recommended by pediatricians for infants with sensitive stomachs. Feed your infant the easy way with Easy Whey Formula.
Eddy's

Do you find your kids watching too much TV or playing video games for hours at a time? When's the last time you all did something together?  Why not get them out of the house?  Eddy's Go Carting and Batting Range is having its grand opening on Saturday, April 14th!  It's guaranteed family fun!  So get out of the house and come on down to Eddy's!
Extreme Adventures


Experience the thrill of the world's wildest extreme adventure: skydiving! Whether a tandem skydive or an accelerated free-fall training, we'll make sure your parachute jump is safe and exhilarating. You'll jump at the chance to join us at Sky High Skydivers.
Extremely Wicked

I won’t lie to you, it was a wicked run: moguls as high as your waist, 30 mph cross winds. When those flaming arrows start flying at your head, well, chances are you won’t survive.  I smashed my head into a dozen trees before I got half way down.  Good thing it’s only a game… an extremely wicked one.  Extremely Wicked. Only for Play Box 400.
Farm Fresh Peanut Butter

All my friends and I care about is peanut butter!  So Mom makes sure we get the best peanut butter.  You know, she wasn't sure there was a best until she discovered Farm Fresh Peanut Butter! It smells like fresh peanuts.  As long as we love peanut butter, my mom makes sure we're getting the best.  Farm Fresh Peanut Butter, for Moms who care.
Five Star Mall

It's a mall that has everything!  Shops, restaurants, banks, movies, even a carousel and train!  It's five star fun at the Five Star Mall!  There's a fun house for kids and a movie theater for family outings. See the 100-year old restored carousel! Need to do some grocery shopping?  Come to Super Buys grocery store.  Come on down to the Five Star Mall.
Fleet Rail

Step on it!  We're going to be late.  I knew we should have taken the Fleet Rail. Next time, we'll get there on time!

Fluffy Brand Toilet Paper


Riding the roller coasters at the amusement park is all I’ve ever wanted. But when I got there, I was just a little too short to go on the rides.  So I took some extra soft Fluffy Brand Toilet Paper and slipped it in my shoes. The next thing I knew, I was upside down 300 feet in the air! Fluffy Brand Toilet Paper: extra soft, extra fluffy.

Football Frenzy

It’s 4th down with three yards to go. Can you score the touchdown and win the big game? The pressure is on; the whole season comes down to this. Do you have what it takes? Interactive Sports presents Football Frenzy 2, coming this fall to gaming consoles everywhere.

Forest Fun Shampoo

In the morning, my hair makes me look like a wild child. Ggrrowwll! But when I need to tame my mane, nothing can untangle it and cut a case of the frizzies like Forest Fun hair products. It can be a jungle out there, but your hair doesn't have to look like you're in one. Forest Fun Shampoo makes cleaning and controlling your locks easy. Put your hair in the center ring with Forest Fun Shampoo, the hair tamer!
Fort Royal Island

(kids)

I've been to an island!  My parents called it Fort Royal, but my sister and I called it the Fun Island.  All the grown-ups were nice and all the kids there were happy and having fun like us.  We had games and sports to play all day long.  I was worried Mom and Dad would be bored on their own, but they said they were having fun, too.  It was great!  Fort Royal Island, the fun island.
George Martin Live

The world is full of comedians with smart mouths, but there's only one original. See the legend that started it all on the opening night of his new show, George Martin: Having the Last Word. Tickets go on sale this Saturday at 10am through ticket monster dot com.
Glamour Girl (Kid's)

GLAMOUR GIRL (Kid's)

Most of my friends are into fads; I'm into fashion.  I like to have my own style.  Mom always used to say, "style is expensive," but then we found Glamour Girl.  Glamour Girl Vintage Clothing Store has unique and affordable styles from every era, and their expert stylists can help you pull together any kind of look.  Fill your closet without emptying your wallet at Glamour Girl Vintage Clothing.
Granny's Closet

GRANNY’S CLOSET


Yesterday, Mrs. Nevin didn't give us her usual huge homework assignment, so my friends and I headed to the mall to check out the new store, Granny's Closet. You wouldn't believe all of the cool clothes they have! The latest styles in jeans, like: Barrel leg, straight leg, boot leg, distressed and more; tons of tops in all shapes, sizes, and styles; and the largest selection of accessories I've ever seen! And you know how I love accessories. At Granny's Closet, you can find clothing that will complement your personality, no matter how old you are, and that's pretty cool if you ask me!
Gravity Mountain

Ready for a downhill thrill?  Gravity Mountain is the kick-inducing vertical playground you’ve been looking for. We have fresh snow every day just waiting to be carved and cruised.  Pre-season lodge and lift packages are available and our new on-mountain dining facilities are second to none.  Call today! 
Half-Pipe Hoagies

After a day of big air, I’ve got a big appetite.  There’s no time to run back into town, so I stay right at the lodge and grab a Half-Pipe Hoagie.  The bread is served fresh out of the oven all day long and they’ll load it up with every topping in the shop.  Half-Pipe Hoagies are hot and ready at the lodge all day long. 
Happy Hours

Happy Hours is coming to your neighborhood! It’s a brand new idea for entertaining young families.  Happy Hours features all the kids’ favorites: hamburgers, pizza, milkshakes, and ice cream, plus clowns and live music! Games, prizes, and an indoor jungle gym are there to entertain the kids. It’s happy eating for you and your family.  Come to Happy Hours, the restaurant for parents and kids.
Haunted Hill Hay Ride

HAUNTED HILL HAYRIDE

I cleaned my room.  I cleaned the hamster cage.  I fed the fish and cleaned its bowl.  I even set the table for dinner.  Yeah, I’m hoping to get something in return: tickets to the Haunted Hill Hay Ride.  All my friends are going, and if I play my cards right, I will too! Call 1-800-HAUNTED for information and reservations.
Haunted Scarecrow Hayride


Scared of the dark?  Scared of creepy crawly things?  No, you say?  Then why don’t you come to Mysterious Mansion, way on top of Morgan’s Hill.  It’s been lonely all year long and we're waiting for your visit. We’ll even give you a ride there.  Every night starting at dusk during the month of October, The Haunted Scarecrow Hayride and Mysterious Mansion is open to the public.   Call 1-800-HAY-RIDE for reservations. We're dying to see you!

Head Case Headshots

The good news is that I'm having a new head shot taken tomorrow.  The bad news is that I needed it today.  My image is rock and roll; my headshot was perfect for the Lawrence Welk show.  Head Case Headshots works exclusively with clients from the fields of Rock, extreme sports and artists who are out of the mainstream and out of their minds.  Keep standing out from the crowd with Head Case Headshots.
Hollywood Stacie Doll

My mommy told me that if I was good for a whole week, she’d buy me the new Hollywood Stacie Doll. But I didn’t want to wait that long. So I cried.  For three hours straight.  Loudly.  I love my new Hollywood Stacie Doll!
Hometown Autos

(Kid's)

Wow, is it crowded in here.  Mom, Dad, on behalf of us kids, I say it's time we get a minivan. Just look at us.  We're using every seat belt back here and with all our backpacks and gear, there isn't even room for Johnny's elbows, except in my nose.  Hometown Autos has great used minivans on sale and we'll even have room for friends.  Hometown Autos is the place to go for family cars.
Hoop It Up Basketball Competition

Come on, ladies, the boys aren’t the only ones who can hoop it up.  Join us this Saturday at the Downtown Arena for Hoop It Up.  Starting at 10 AM, you’ll see some of the fiercest women on the court battle it out in three-on-three match-ups.  Tickets to the finals are $25.  All day tickets including the finals are just $35 at the door.
House Swap

Do you ever wish you could swap your lifestyle for someone else’s?  Well, now you can, by swapping your condo or house with someone else!  Have you ever wanted to live in New York City, New Orleans, or even Europe?  Exchange your lifestyle with House Swap, an organization that arranges a temporary vacation-length trade of houses and condos for people in different countries.  Let House Swap give you a vacation you’ll always remember. 
Ideal Phone Solutions

Ideal Phone Solutions has all the cell phone technology and accessories you need! Choose from the latest cell phones and devices: smart phones, 5g phones, certified pre-owned, tablets, laptops, watches and more. You can't go anywhere without your cell phone, so come to Ideal Phone Solutions today!
Impact Labs

“You box it, we’ll drop it.”  That’s been the Impact Labs motto for 50 years. We’ll drop, crush, bang, crash, implode or annihilate any thing you want and tell you how well your packaging really protects your products.  Impact Labs: helping you crush the competition.
              
Jecko Game Systems

No way! You’re not gonna beat me! Press play and let the horse race begin! I’m gonna leave you hugging the rail as I gallop to the finish line. Wait a minute, I think my sneaky opponent turned on the cheat code for a turbo-charged horse! Let's go again! Jecko Games Systems: fun for all ages!         

No way! You’re not gonna beat me! Press play and let the horse race begin! I’m gonna leave you hugging the rail as I gallop to the finish line. Hey! Wait a minute, Did you use a cheat code? Thats not fair! Let's go again! 
Judo Jam


Martial arts is more than just a great way to improve your child’s discipline and physical fitness... it’s fun!  This year, sign your kids up for after school activities they’ll love.  Send them to Judo Jam!  Judo Jam has been working with area youths for over 20 years and our unique combination of martial arts and music is proven to be the best way to teach kids five to eight the art of Judo.  Judo Jam, your kids will love it!
K-Bang (Kid's)

K-BANG (Kid's)

You'd better hurry! The K-Bang three-dimensional logic puzzle is a game with a twist.  You twist the pieces into position before the song is done, or the whole thing goes kaboom in your hands! K-Bang is the winner of the National Youth Science Foundation Brain Buster Award.   It's a challenge for all ages.  Will you brave the K-Bang?
Klamath Mountain

You don’t have to choose a winter resort that only has one kind of fun.  At Klamath Mountain we’ve got a 300-acre playground with plenty of room for cross country skiers to enjoy quiet trails while snowmobiles roar on the other side of the resort.  Our slopes for skiing and snowboarding are some of the best in the world, ranging in difficulty from novice to back country extreme.  At the end of the day, dine at the Fireside Lounge or relax in your in-room Jacuzzi.
Laff Spot

This Friday night, come watch the comedy stylings of Dan Hook! Be prepared to chuckle, guffaw, snort, and giggle at the Laff Spot, Friday at 10 PM! Enjoy the drink specials and the exclusive menu for this comedy event. This Friday at the Laff Spot, it’s Dan Hook!
Let's Play Hooky

Lets Play Hooky!

Hey kids, let’s play Hooky!  It’s the fun new game that helps you learn your colors.  All you have to do is listen to Benny the Fish tell you which color fish to catch.  The person who catches the right colored fish first wins the point.  When Benny is done going through all the colors of the fish, the person who has the most points, win!!!
Little Folks Toy Store (Kid's)

LITTLE FOLKS TOY STORE (Kid's)

Tomorrow is the best day of the year!  That’s right, it’s my birthday! Last year I got a sweater from Aunt Hilda, a baby doll from Uncle Roy, and socks from Aunt Sue... ugh.  So this year I did what dad calls being pro-active.  I asked my mom to let me register at Little Folks Toy Store so every one will be happy knowing they got me just what I wanted.
Marblehead Cheese (Kid's)

MARBLEHEAD CHEESE (Kid's)

I love foods that are all mixed up with each other like grilled cheese sandwiches made with Marblehead Colby-Jack Cheese.  Mom loves it because it's full of calcium for strong bones and I love it because it can't make up it's mind what kind of cheese it is.  It's Colby!  It's Jack!  It's crazy!  Marblehead Colby-Jack Cheese: twice the flavor, twice the fun.
Math Magic (KIDS)

MATH MAGIC

I knew it!  I knew it!  I got an A!  I am so good!  When my parents told me I’d have to work with a tutor I was not excited. I hated math. The last thing I wanted to do was spend extra time every day studying it.  But my tutor from Math Magic was great and the results speak for themselves.  Math Magic tutoring service; the formula for success.
McKnight's Evening Lite Mints

Our relationship was going so well. I was so in love. Then they changed the recipe! The heartache... the long, lonely nights... I thought I was destined to spend the rest of my days alone. But then a knight rescued me: McKnight’s Evening Lite Mints.  The strong dark chocolate poured over cool creamy mint swept my heart away.
Medford Wildlife Preserve

This summer our family is doing something different. We're going to shadow the rangers at the Medford Wildlife Preserve. We’ll spend the whole day with the Medford Rangers; feeding and caring for the animals up close that most people only ever see on TV. Don’t just go out; go behind the scenes of the wild at Medford Wildlife Preserve.

Mickey Carlisle

After her self-titled debut album last year, Mickey Carlisle was named as an artist-to-watch by On the Rise Magazine.  This Saturday, grab a front row seat and watch this bluegrass newcomer work with the best pick-up players in the business. Mickey Carlisle’s debut performance at the Brick House, June 21st.  Tickets are just $20 each.
Midco Games

CLASSICS

Presenting Midco Arcade Classics: Volume One! Relive the glory days of video gaming, only without the quarters. Enjoy classics like Dot Man, Knock Out, and Space Blasters! As an added bonus, all games have been remastered to include new music, graphics, and multi-player support!
Mobile Cleaning Company

The floors were filthy, the dishes dirty, junk was everywhere. I couldn’t stand what a mess my house had become! Then I called The Mobile Cleaning Company.  Every week they send a team in to do a total work-over.  My house has never looked cleaner! Now I have so much free time.  Let the Mobile Cleaning Company clean your house today!
Mr. Popper's Popcorn


 

Balloons, streamers, games… you’ve got the perfect birthday party, but you need a snack that all the kids will love and is still healthy! Well, that’s what Mr. Popper’s Popcorn is for! It’s crunchy and delicious, yet moms will love the fact that it’s low-salt and low-calorie! Mr. Popper’s Popcorn: it’s popper-ific!

Munchy

Munchy, Munchy, Munchy! He’s so very hungry! All he likes to do is eat, and it’s your job to feed him! The new Munchy Doll is here! He comes with a picnic basket full of food. So, lock your refrigerator doors, Munchy is here!!!

                                
Mystic Island

(kids)

My parents wanted to go to the beach for vacation but my brother wanted to go to a water park. So I, being the smart one, said, “Why don’t we go to Mystic Island? They have both!”  Everyone agreed with me.  Mystic Island is the best!  It has water rides, games and a beach. Now my parents are asking me for advice on their taxes. I told them if we plan another trip to Mystic Island, I might just take a look at them.
Night Owl Coffee #2

Me? Nope, I’m not tired at all! I had a cup of Night Owl Coffee. Their hyper-caffeinated beans make a smooth, robust cup of coffee that tastes great and will keep your brain humming all night long.  Night Owl Coffee, the flavorful way to stay awake.
Notetaker (KIDS)

NOTE-TAKER

I used to find music in all sorts of places...places that may have caused a virus or two. My Mom was so mad, she took away my smart phone for a whole month! Now, when I want to listen to music, she had me download the new app: Notetaker. Notetaker has all the music I want, which is awesome and without the risk, which keeps my mom happy, too!
Ock The Clock

(Kid's)

Ock the Clock.  He doesn't go tick tock, he goes knock knock.  And when it's time to get up for school, his cool alarm really rocks!  Boring alarm clocks are in for a shock! Rock out in the morning with Ock the Clock.
Out Of This World Family Restaurant

Ride the range or blast off for the space station! Let the kids choose where they want to eat!  It’s all at Out Of This World Family Restaurant.  From hamburgers to salads, Out Of This World has something for everyone... with a twist!  Eat in a space station while orbiting the Earth, or eat with western rough riders out on the prairie. Anything’s possible at Out Of This World.  It’s not just eating out, it’s an adventure!
Out Of This World Restaurant #2

There are two things I love, science fiction and eating, and I can have them both at Out of This World Restaurant.  The walls are covered with memorabilia from all your favorite science fiction movies and the food is great, too. They offer hamburgers, hot dogs and specialty dishes from around the galaxy.  Out of This world Restaurant: a universe of food and fun.
Pasta Pals (Kid's)

PASTA PALS (Kid's)

My Mom says I have to eat everything on my plate.  Yuck.  I  tell her I'll only eat everything if she makes Pasta Pals. They're delicious pasta dinners that come shaped like my favorite characters.  Then she said, “Yeah, but you can’t eat the same thing every night.”  I told her I could, because they have 12 different flavors and it’s easy to make.  She says she’s thinking it over.  Pasta Pals are a great meal and kids like me love it.
PCM Limousines

Prom night is one of the most important nights of my life. I can’t be late, I can’t get lost, and I have to show up in style. That’s why I called PCM Limousines. I got my choice of vehicle styles, the prices are affordable, and I know I’ll be the talk of the graduating class. PCM Limousines; style you can afford!
Pete's Barbecue Sauce

Need to perk up your barbecue? Try Pete’s Barbecue Sauce! Its got a special blend of herbs and spices that will make your taste buds say “wow!” It’s great on chicken and pork chops, too.  So the next time you fire up the barbecue, don’t forget to grab your bottle of Pete’s Barbecue Sauce. Pete’s Barbecue Sauce: the special sauce with an attitude.
PetPals

As humans, we are fortunate to have the ability to communicate verbally.  Unfortunately, our furry friends aren't able to do the same.  So if you've got a cranky cat or a destructive dachshund, PetPals is here to help!  Our skilled team of animal behaviorists can help your hairy friend out of his or her respective funk.  Give us a call or visit us online today!

Petunia Petals: Girl Wizard (KIDS)
PETUNIA PETALS: GIRL WIZARD

Who says only boys can be wizards? Introducing Petunia Petals: Girl Wizard, the newest book from bestselling children's author Barbara Romley! Join Petunia and her friends as she travels through a hidden world on a journey filled with mystical powers, high adventure, and more magic than you can shake a wand at. Look for Book One of the Girl Wizard Trilogy on sale now at a bookstore near you.
Picture Perfect

Remember when she lost her first tooth and she couldn’t wait for the Tooth Fairy to come? Or how about her first day at school? You cried, while she couldn’t wait to run inside and meet her new friends. All those memories are so precious. Luckily, you have pictures to help you relive them. Why not preserve those special moments by framing your most cherished memories? Picture Perfect preserves memories just for you.
Planning A Party

So, you’ve decided to throw a party! Well, a good party takes planning and preparation. Whether it’s a birthday party, a holiday party, or just an evening of hip rock and roll records, the key word is fun. So first, you have to decide what kind of party you’re throwing. Once you’ve decided that, it’s time to move on to the guest list. Don’t forget your chaperones! What size party do you want to throw? Now it’s time to start planning. Activities, decorations, refreshments… what will you need to keep your guests entertained?


Pop Star Beauty Box

  (kids)

Mirror, mirror on my ring, who's that girl with all the bling? Me! My new Pop Star Beauty Box comes with all kinds of fun accessories, including paints and rubber bands for rock star hairstyles.  With sparkle lip balm and nail polish in four awesome colors, you and your friends can shine like a pop star with the Pop Star Beauty Box.
Powder Crusher

(Kid's)

I don't want to slide down a hill, I want to crush it.  My new Powder Crusher Sled demolishes the competition.  I fly past my friends on super slick treads and the extra handle positions let me hold on, even at extreme speeds.  Sliding on the snow is for wimps; crush it on the new Powder Crusher.
Power Punch (KIDS)

POWER PUNCH

My mom doesn't let me drink soda after school anymore; she says it's bad for my health.  But I don't mind, because now when I get home I grab a Power Punch!  Power Punch will knock you out with awesome fruit combos that are made of 100% real fruit juice. These juice blends will blow your taste buds away! Who says a healthy drink has to be lame? Power Punch is a knockout!
Pro Skate Park 4

Barrel down the half pipe and score an Ollie! Pro Skate Park 4 is now available on all major game systems. Play in story mode and try and score an elusive sponsorship, or play in classic mode and turn the sickest flips and grinds you can! Pro Skate Park 4 features thirteen insane levels of skating mayhem. Buy it today!
Race The Bay

Does the phrase "ride sharing" make you think of a slow, crowded minivan full of toddlers?  The next time you visit the coast, call Race the Bay Charters and experience real ride sharing on one of our performance sailboats.  Experience the thrill of high-tech sailboat racing and forget all about sippy-cups and child safety seats while you help the crew handle the lines.  Race the Bay Charters: live at Full Speed.
Rave Peanut Butter and Jelly

Being a kid is hard enough, but having to eat in the school cafeteria is unbearable! The special of the day is never special and even the pizza is unrecognizable. That’s why I bring my own lunch now. Rave Peanut Butter and Jelly is my new best friend. It’s peanut butter and jelly all in one jar, so I can make a quick sandwich to go. Rave Peanut Butter and Jelly: lunch just got a little easier.
Ravenous Bars


I used to snack on junk food every day before practice because, well, everyone's hungry after school.  But one day my coach pulled me aside and said I needed to take it up a notch.  She handed me a Ravenous Bar that's packed full of fresh fruits and nuts. And you know what?  It tasted great and I had energy to burn through the rest of practice! Ravenous Bars: eat well, play hard!
Ray's Vinyl


This Saturday is record store day! Come in to Ray's Vinyl to celebrate. We've got exclusive singles from Jah Reel, Alicia Fire, and DJ Slim. Ray's Vinyl is located on the corner of Fifth and Johnson. Ray's Vinyl. Let the good times spin!
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HOMESTYLE RESTAURANT

You’re busy. You’re up by six. You’ve got to get the kids up and fed before school. You have to be at work by eight. The house is a mess,  laundry needs to be done... who has time to cook?  Homestyle Restaurant does!  Why not give yourself a break and pick up a fully home-cooked meal for you and your family?  They come already prepared and they taste homemade!  Homestyle Restaurant: when you want to cook at home, but just don’t have the time.
Rock Skipping

"Eighteen feet and that’s our winner, ladies and gentlemen!"  Can you skip rocks like a champion?  Join us for a bit of old-fashioned fun at the annual Higgins Lake Rock Skipping Competition.  Grab your chance at local immortality by winning the distance skipping contest or by taking the prize for the most skips with a single stone.  Stick around for our charity chicken roast and pie-eating contest.  This Saturday, it’s fun for the whole family!
Roll 'Em Up

I’m serious, it’s the world’s easiest video game. You simply use the controller to roll your sphere over the objects on screen.  Everything you pick up increases your size, like rolling up a snowball. The music is great and when you get big enough to pick up buses and skyscrapers, it’s hilarious!  Roll 'Em Up: The video game that's pure, simple fun.
Sally Specter


She's a dead girl with a secret that could save the whole world. He's alive, alone, and the only one who can see her.  Together, they've got one week to save the world. Sally Specter and the Ghost Portal Experiment. The new animated feature from Pixel Studios.  Rated PG.  Opens Wednesday everywhere.
Sandy's (KIDS)

SANDY'S

Whenever we go out to eat, my little sister wants “pasgetti” like Mom makes,  I chant "pizza, pizza, pizza," and my teenage brother scarfs down fast food burgers and fries.  Mom and Dad, they want something a little more… elegant. That’s why we eat at Sandy's. It's America’s restaurant.
Scuba Expeditions

 Explore the world under the sea with International Scuba Expeditions.  I.S.E packages include accommodations at world-class resorts and give our clients access to some of the most beautiful dive sites in the world.  Float above coral reefs or explore lost sea caves.  Share your diving dreams with us and we’ll make them come true.  Breathe the air of a different world with International Scuba Expeditions.

Shyer's Boat Shack

It’s summer and that means one thing: boating! Come on down to Shyer’s Boat Shack and see all the newest models! We’ve got tons of fabulous floating fun for you and your family to check out! Our friendly sales staff is always on hand to answer your questions or even take you out for a test drive on our private waterway. Come on down to Shyer’s Boat Shack today and make your dream come true!
Ski Pros

Help me! Why am I on two waxed sticks screaming down a hill of snow and ice? “Just keep your knees together,” they say.  Ha! If get to the bottom of this bunny slope alive, I’m going straight to the Ski Pros Training Center.  They’ll help me learn how to ski the right way so I can get my dignity back and show who rules the slopes.
Skin Renew (Kid's)

SKIN RENEW (Kid's)

You should have seen it! I ran straight at the bars, jumped as hard as I could and flew right over the top.  When I landed on the other side everyone said, "ooh!" and looked at the cut on my chin.  Mom put a special bandage on it to prevent scars called Skin Renew.  I told her I think scars are cool, but she said I'll feel different when I'm older. 
Spinning Wheel


Spinners, initials, web work... wheels can make or break the look of a car and you’ll never get a custom style from buying parts out of a catalog.  Bring your ideas to the designers at the Spinning Wheel.  Our computerized system can cut your wheels on site in just a week. Roll out in style with The Spinning Wheel.
Sports Psychology

Bubble-Man; that’s what they were calling me on the X-game fan sites.  I’d load all the big tricks into my runs: Back-flips, Superman, Kiss of Death… and still end-up just out of the medals.  So how did I move from fourth place to first?  I went to the coaches at the Sports Psychology Lab.  They helped me get my head in the game.
Sports Today

Are you tired of missing a game and falling behind in the standings? Well, subscribe now to Sports Today, and not only will you receive 26 issues of the hottest sports magazine around, you’ll also be caught up with every major league sport every week! Plus, act now and we’ll send you this major league football calendar free with a paid subscription! What are you waiting for? Subscribe today!
Spring State Fair

I love roller coasters! The faster and more terrifying, the better! But my wife and kids... not so much. So, for family fun and games, as well as the biggest and baddest roller coasters, come to the Spring State Fair!
Steel Drum Paradise

 

It’s downtown’s hottest new nightclub: Steel Drum Paradise. You can enjoy cool drinks, hot music, and a tropical yet edgy atmosphere while dancing the night – and your cares – away. Looking for a getaway but don’t have time for a vacation? One night at Steel Drum Paradise and you’ll feel like a new person.

Storm Body Spray


Bring the thunder! Bring the lightning! It’s new Storm Body Spray! Warning: Storm is absolutely not for use in the following places: libraries, math classes, philosophy lectures, chess matches, or sewing circles. Recommended uses: running with the bulls, white water rafting, skydiving, nightclubbing, or striking gold. Storm Body Spray: losers need not apply!
StormTracker 4000

The weather you need, exactly when you need it. WBLA’s StormTracker 4000 is now available in real-time on the web.  It features up-to-the-minute information for every neighborhood in the metropolitan area so you can plan your day.  StormTracker 4000 Online, available only from WBLA, the news leader.
Super September

Get caught up in the fever of Super September at the World Soccer Championships!  This year’s tournament has eight divisions, from the little tikes league all the way up to your favorite pro teams, in match play all around the world.  Who will win?  Get caught up in Super September and the World Soccer Championships!
Swish Dusters

Fire up the vacuum cleaner just to dust?  No way!  Why bother when a Swish Duster will do the job.  Swish Dusters are soft cloths created to grab dust like a magnet. When you're done, just toss them in the trash.  Why not listen to music instead of the roar of a vacuum? Dust the fun way, with Swish Dusters!
Texas Tom's Firepit

Texas Tom’s Firepit has the best barbecue in town! Yee haw! If you’re looking for the best ribs you’ve ever had, don’t look any farther than Texas Tom’s! This is down south cooking, done up the right way, here in your neighborhood! Texas Tom’s: a little bit of the south, no matter where you are.
The Bomb
105.9

105.9 The Bomb is the city's hottest hip hop station. Tune in every morning for Jake and Alicia's Drive Time. Sunday nights, go underground with Devin for the freshest unsigned music acts and hungriest MC's from across the country. Also, tune in for Friday Night Freestyles every Friday night at seven. 105.9 The Bomb, the city's hottest Hip Hop!
Tumble Room

I’m going stir crazy! My twins are wrestling and every time the little one thinks he’s losing, he pretends he’s hurt by saying “ow ow owww” like he’s some sort of wounded cat.  It’s been going on for an hour now.  I think it’s time we head over to the Tumble Room.  It’s an enclosed, safe playground for kids where they can run wild while I watch from the parent area, even in the middle of the winter.  Get your active kids out of the house and to The Tumble Room today!
Urban Run


Free Running is the most extreme new sport around.  See videos and learn tips from the champion urban athletes who have made the city their playground.  Lara Croft, eat your heart out.  Watch them scale walls, triangle jump up corners and stomp the urban landscape as if gravity, walls and ledges were only built to be a bit of a challenge.  Totally unsanctioned.  Urban-run.com.
Urban Warrior Messenger Service

Can you ride as fast as you talk?  Do you love danger? Does dodging car doors while racing through the city towards bonuses that are the highest in the business appeal to you?  Bring your body, your brains and your bike to Urban Warrior tryouts this Saturday.  Urban Warrior Messenger Service. Many are called, only a few are chosen.
Vanity Remodelers

Our bathroom is done!  It was so fast I can’t believe it!  Three years of stress, paint fumes and temporary repairs and then, bam!  In one week the specialists at Vanity Remodelers made it all go away.  Why do it yourself when their friendly experts can offer you affordable, high quality installations and repairs? Get your bathroom back with Vanity Remodelers.
Village Auto

This week only, buy any premium pre-owned automobile at Village Auto and we’ll give you free tickets to watch the famous Monster Truck destroyer, Crushasaurus Rex!  Crush your automotive worries with a new vehicle, this week at Village Auto!
Virtual Pups


It's the hottest new game around! Now, you can have your own puppy to watch over every day and night! With Virtual Pups from PetWire, you can pick out the puppy you want, raise them, feed them, and care for them, all from your computer. Mom and Dad will love that your puppy never makes a mess, and you can have a pet to call your own. New Virtual Pups; now available for all next gen gaming consoles!

Volt Energy Drink


On the go? Need to refuel? Grab a Volt Energy Drink! It’ll give you the boost you need! Crush the competition, drive the ball, and win the race with Volt!
Warrior III

"An inter-ven-what?  Dude, your breaking the flow of my game and I’m only 10 levels  away from Valhalla and Warrior III immortality. No way, man, I’m not addicted; I’m dedicated. No, not the off Switch!"  Warriors never quit, warriors never die; they just get unplugged.  Warrior III: the battle continues.
West Mill Music Hall

Need to liven up your Friday nights?  Visit the place everyone is talking about, the West Mill Music Hall.  Enjoy the best live country, bluegrass and folk artists in the area, with a new set every 30 minutes.  Dance with a loved one or bring your whole family and have a picnic on the hill.  West Mill Music Hall, where fun and music dance hand in hand.
Whelan's

Keep your heads down!  Anything in your size, grab it!  Don’t listen to any sob stories and don’t surrender any items until you’ve tried them on.  It’s your first major league sale, ladies, the annual 80% off extravaganza at Whelan’s Department Store. I want you all to do your best!  Ready? Charge!

In this category, diction is absolutely critical. Every word should be clearly but pronounced. At the same time, groups of words in phrases and sentences have to flow together in a natural and smooth fashion.
The ability to convey an "important" tone can also be a benefit. This can often be achieved by more strictly controlling the clarity with which you pronounce the words in the copy.
In some cases, particularly important points within a script can be emphasized by separating the key words in the line. An example would be the line below:

"Every aspect of this report is very very important."

Try reading the line smoothly, then try reading the same line while putting a space between the last three words.
Andrew Bush


You’ve loved his music for years.  Now, for the first time ever, Open Late Records presents “The Best Of Andrew Bush.” This collection includes all of Andrew’s most popular songs, including 12 number one hits! To order, just send $19.95 plus shipping and handling to the address on your screen.

Archiva

Our next agenda item is Phil on document storage.  Hey, where is Phil?  Has anyone seen him since he went into the storage room last week?  Sue, why don’t you go call Archiva.  They have the experts to safely manage our files and stop this senseless loss of data... and employees.  Archiva storage solutions; the safe way to organize and store your records.  


Armed Forces


When I was a kid, I used to get in trouble for staring at the sky when I should have been paying attention in class.  Now that I’m flying fighter jets every day, staring into the sky is what I do best.  Enlist in the Armed Forces and turn your daydreams into a career.

Arnett Financial


Making money is smart, but saving money is smarter. Banking at Arnett Financial is the smartest choice you can make with your money. Arnett Financial offers services and value that you won’t find at other banks, and we provide personal customer service to everybody who walks through our doors. Arnett Financial is your hometown bank.
B&G Venture Capital

B&G VENTURE CAPITAL


When you want to rule the market, you can't just follow the trends. You have to make them. You have to see the next horizon and step out in front of the pack to meet it. It can be risky, but you don't have to face it alone. B&G Venture Capital has taken the lead amongst innovators all over the world. B&G Venture Capital; standing by the bold.

Be a Billionaire


"What would you do with a billion dollars?  Buy your ticket today and find out! Don't worry about the odds, it only takes one ticket to win! Buy! Buy! Buy!" If this reminds you of your stockbroker, call Davis & Brown.  Do your own research with no pressure and no commissions, just solid financial research and the tools you need to succeed.  Davis & Brown: plan and succeed. 

Bigger Than Life Exhibits


After a discovery, the best part of being a scientist is sharing your ideas with others. When you’re ready to share your idea with the public, inspire their sense of wonder by calling Bigger Than Life Exhibits.  For more than 80 years, we’ve been producing accurate and engaging scientific exhibits for museums, universities and inventors all around the world.  Bigger Than Life Exhibits: exhibits as big as your imagination.

BioStar Index Fund


Why ask your investment counselor about the BioStar Index Fund?  Biotechnology will reshape the entire health care field, but investing in emerging technologies can be tricky.  How do you know which company is on the leading edge?  The Biostar Index Fund lets you invest in biotechnology and reap rewards as you diversify your risk.


Blue Guide


“This place is wonderful! How did you hear about it?”  As a travel agent, I love it when a client asks me that.  In this business, your reputation can make or break you, so to be sure every hotel I book is top notch, I check The Blue Guide.  The Blue Guide is Bartlett’s annual review of the best spas and health resorts around the world.  So relax and do what the professionals do.  Check The Blue Guide and plan like a pro.

BMI Airport


"Do you see one over there? Argh! We’ve only got an hour until our flight! Try the other lot." Flying isn’t a convenience if you can’t find a parking space for your car when you arrive. At BMI Airport we’ve installed a state of the art parking system that directs you to the nearest open space, so you can park and get to your flight faster. At BMI Airport, we make flying easy again.

ALT:

Flying isn’t a convenience if you can’t find a parking space for your car when you arrive. At BMI Airport we’ve installed a state of the art parking system that directs you to the nearest open space, so you can park and get to your flight faster. At BMI Airport, we make flying easy again.


Byron Duncan


Byron Duncan’s attack dogs have been out there for weeks; making calls, sending postcards and filling the airwaves with accusations about his political opponent that just aren’t true.  Even the Herald News Dispatch has called for Duncan to stop his campaign of personal slander.  If he’s willing to lie to win the office, do you think he’ll stop once he’s governor?  Call Byron Duncan and tell him to stop the lies.

Century Three Credit Union


With airfare prices on the rise, travel isn’t cheap anymore. And when you want to bring along three kids like I do, it adds up quickly. I don't worry, though. With my vacation club account at Century Three Credit Union, I know I’ll have enough money to take the vacation I want, the way I want. Century Three provides peace of mind and a chance to relax.
Chesterfield Bank


You don’t go out to eat as often. You don’t have to have those shoes.  You’re saving money.  To save even more, you’ve opened an account with Chesterfield Bank.  At Chesterfield, you get the most in savings.  There are no check fees and no minimum balances. You can even get a low interest rate credit card, so you can get rid of all those high interest cards that are draining your funds.  When you think of saving, think Chesterfield Bank.

Chesterfield Bank Rewards Card


At Chesterfield Bank, we offer a convenient way of doing business.  The Chesterfield Bank Rewards Card looks like any other credit card, but has one main difference. Every time you use it for groceries or gas, you build up reward points. It's a little something to give you a hand with the things we all need. The more you use it, the bigger the reward! The Chesterfield Bank Rewards Card: convenient purchasing power, brought to you by Chesterfield Bank.
Congressional Representative



Making hard decisions requires courage and integrity, but that's what's needed to make a difference.  As your Congressional Representative, Pat Joyner is here to represent the values we live by in our great state. This election day, stand up for what's right and vote Pat Joyner for Congress.


Dawn of Destiny


In a world that has no future, one man has just discovered his destiny.  The battle for tomorrow begins now. Dawn Of Destiny. Rated PG-13.  Starts Friday at a theater near you.

Day of Revenge


This Friday, action explodes with the blockbuster you’ve been waiting for! Day of Revenge is coming to a theater near you. Don’t miss this sizzling suspense thriller featuring action superstars Russ Keating and Christine Solomon. Day of Revenge. Rated R.
Delaware Business Council


What’s the hardest thing about owning a small business?   Remembering your long-term goals while dealing with the day-to-day challenges.   My membership in the Delaware Business Council has paid for itself over and over again in the restored focus and friendly advice the other members have given me.  Join us at a network mixer this Friday afternoon and see for yourself.  Call The Delaware Business Council for details.
Dillon and Edwards

Dillon & Edwards

 

While all of my friends were moving out after college, I went back home. It wasn't that I couldn't afford it, I just chose to pay off my bills to make it easier when I went out on my own. Now that I'm in a comfortable spot, I want to start planning for the future. With the financial planning experts at Dillon & Edwards, I can rest easy knowing that my money is safe for the long haul. Call, click, or come in to talk about your financial future.

Faith Torn


"A must have," says The U.S. Book Review.  "A scary look into our own sense of morality," praises Literary Digest.  "A standing ovation!" shouts Dave Burgess from The Reader’s Journal.  A shocking look into society, hypocrisy, and scandal, all in the new book from Jeremy Mayo: Faith Torn.

Flash Printing & Shipping

FLASH PRINTING & SHIPPING


Tired of waiting for documents that never seem to show up? At Flash Printing and Shipping, we can print your materials and ship them faster than anyone else in the business and we offer a money back guarantee to prove it. Flash Printing and Shipping: the best way to get your documents there. On time, On demand.

Flashback Radio

Let’s spin one now from 1965! You’re listening to “Summer Days” by The Music Notes.  Bobby from Boise gives it a 42 -  he can dance to it. June from Jackson says, “It’s my favorite song of the summer!” Now you can relive the golden years of radio with 1600 W-I-N-Z, the #1 flashback internet radio station.


From Tough Guys To Toddlers


This fall, Ray Richards is back in business... the child care business.  Watch and laugh as the man who once ran the city now runs his local day care center.  From Tough Guys to Toddlers.  Opens everywhere September 13.

Hamilton Communications


Why am I sitting in another unproductive meeting watching my employees either doodle or debate one another?  Enough.  I’m calling Hamilton Communications today. They’ve been teaching business teams effective communication skills for more than 40 years.  Plus, they’ll customize their program to fit our needs and come here to work on site with my team.  Hamilton Communications: let’s get back to work.


Hawthorne & Walden Accounting

HAWTHORNE & WALDEN ACCOUNTING


You can’t solve a problem until you know that you have one.  That’s where the role of the auditor begins.  The experienced auditors of Hawthorne & Walden Accounting Services can review the financial health of your business and alert you to potential problems before they affect the bottom line.  Hawthorne & Walden is your problem solver.


HC Plus Health Care


There is nothing more important than your health. So why trust anyone but the best in health care? HC Plus Health Care offers a variety of plans at affordable rates. And just because it’s affordable doesn't mean the quality of health care is jeopardized - it’s not. HC Plus Health Care is accepted by more physicians than any other insurance plan, offering you a better choice of doctors. Call us now for more information at 1-800-HEALTHY. HC Plus Health Care: we’re here for you.

HFLA


You’re careful with expenses and business has been steady all spring. So what’s driving your profits further down every month?  The rising cost of fuel.  Productivity and cash are being siphoned out of your bottom line every time your employees pull up to the pump. Turn your transportation concerns over to , Hybrid Fleet Leasing of America.  We acquire, lease and maintain business fleets at their maximum efficiency. ; transportation made easy.

Horizon Card


You’ve worked more twenty-hour days than a doctor.  Nurtured your business plan in sickness and in health.  Stood in defiance of everyone who said it couldn’t be done.  Now you’ve earned the rewards.  The Horizon Card for Small Businesses; no limits, flexible payment plans and the lowest rates.  The Horizon Card from American Bank.

Hoyt and Dempsey

HOYT & DEMPSEY

 

You've scrimped. You’ve saved. Now you're ready to invest, and the experts at Hoyt and Dempsey can get you started. Visit our website today, and you can begin planning for your future from the comfort of your home.

 

HR-482


While state legislators are still debating bill , take action by calling your representative. Make your voice heard before it’s too late.  Remind them to stand up for families by voting down .  Say No to .

ILM Manufacturing


What if. They’re just two little words, but they can spark an idea that will change the world.  At ILM Manufacturing, we help inventors turn their “what ifs” into reality.  Affordable manufacturing solutions are within your reach.   ILM Manufacturing: changing the world one product at a time.


Internet Training Solutions


Training shouldn’t be such a burden. What are your biggest training challenges?  Time?  Budget?  Resources?  Get back to basics with Internet Training Solution’s free webinar: “Simplifying Your Training Program for Maximum Success.”  Join us for this free webinar, and learn how organizations like yours have overcome their biggest training challenges by rapidly implementing successful online initiatives.

Investment Mutual Futures


The root of our success is our people. We work together to meet the needs of customers and commerce. We make significant investments that will impact your financial future for years to come. We are Investment Mutual Futures, and we have the answers you’ve been waiting for.


Jim Franklin


Jim Franklin wants to add money to the health care budget plan. My family and I think that Mr. Franklin actually cares about people and the changes that matter to them. On election day, I’m going to give him my vote and look for real change.
John Charles


Tough on crime, tough on taxes! John Charles knows the issues that affect you. Don’t settle for second-rate lawmakers. Elect John Charles, and make the city a safer, better place to live.

Kendall for Congress


My opponent doesn’t have a perception problem, he has a reality problem.  Speeches won’t change the issues that you see around you every day.  You’ve seen the impact of recent policies on your small business, in your neighborhood and at your children’s schools.  November 6th, vote for true change.  Vote Kendall for Congress.


Kirk & Taylor Financial Planners

KIRK & TAYLOR FINANCIAL PLANNERS


At Kirk & Taylor Financial Planners, we understand that money doesn’t grow on trees. We also understand that having a well-managed portfolio is essential to your future security. That’s why we institute a policy of only commissioning sales that have your direct approval. For peace of mind, call Kirk & Taylor Financial Planners.

L.G. Martin


Shipments going to the wrong locations?  System crashes with no back-up plan?  These aren’t just mistakes.  These are strategic errors.  You need a partner who can help you stay ahead of your growing business.  It’s time for you to call L.G. Martin.  

Mel Williams


His music was the romantic soundtrack of your life. Now, for the first time ever, Open Late Records presents The Best of Mel Williams on two CD’s. Enjoy all of Mel’s most popular songs, including Baby I'm Sorry, Love Under the Sea and The Girl Next Door! To order, just send $14.95 plus shipping and handling to the address on your screen.
Negative Norris


Governor Norris still hasn’t told us the whole truth.  He recently admitted to minor errors by his staff, but articles in the Herald News prove that more than 10 million dollars of tax payer money cannot be accounted for.  That’s 10 million mistakes too many.  Call the Governor today and tell him it’s time to clean up the capitol.

News Channel Five Investigates


When you hear the word bully, you probably think of confrontations in the school yard or bar room brawls, but did you know you could be just a cubicle away from one in the office?  Tonight on News Channel Five, our series on Working in America continues with our exclusive report on Office Bullies.  They're more common than you think. The lost contracts, bad peer reviews and poor morale they cause can be damaging to your business.  Watch our exclusive report tonight at six, only on News Channel Five. 

News Five At 5


The most informative and accurate news of today, always first with the top breaking stories. Known throughout the news world as the hardest working newsroom in the business. Channel 5’s News at Five, your first source for news.

Nexus - Book


The master is back. Carl Nelson’s bestselling novel Nexus is now available in paperback. Jackie Anders calls it “a completely satisfying thriller.” Twelve weeks on the American Novel Bestseller list. Nexus, now in paperback.

Nexus - Movie


He was alone. He felt like he didn't belong. This man would become one of the greatest American writers of all time. Nexus. Directed by Jesse Keithley and starring Jay Murrell as Henry Miller.

NNR - National News Radio


Go deeper into the news. National News Radio doesn’t just present the latest news, we explore it. We spend more time looking behind the latest headlines than any other news broadcast. Our investigative reporters look deep into the story so they can bring you the information you need.

Nouveau Beauty Salon



It’s that time again! Nouveau’s week-long beauty workshop. Learn about the latest hairstyles, the newest trends in makeup, and the hottest looks! Our beauty experts will demonstrate how you can create the look your clients will be asking for. During the workshop Nouveau will also offer special discounts on all their professional hair and make-up lines.
OS Communication Systems #2


Many businesses these days face the problem of keeping up with the latest technologies. As a business grows, the demand for quicker service grows.  Efficient communication systems are key in effectively running day-to-day operations. OS Communication Systems specializes in offering dynamic solutions to today’s businesses with a variety of communication applications. OS Communication Systems. Communication at the speed of tomorrow.

OS Communications Systems

OS COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS

At OS Communications Systems, our customers come first. We're here to provide you with the best in communication technology. Through our knowledgeable customer service and technical staff, we can offer you a custom tailored communication solution.  Call OS Communication Systems today, and put our expertise to work for you.

Parker's Agency

PARKER’S AGENCY


When I was laid off, I thought my executive career was over. Today I’m working again thanks to Parker’s Executive Temp Agency.  Parker’s matches their clients with companies that need entry and mid-level executives for special assignments.  In addition to high quality temporary placements, more than 60% of their clients find permanent assignments.  Call Parker’s Agency today.

PRO: All Sports Network


Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It’s the College Football event of the season! Watch the returning champions The Orlando Warriors defend their Big South title against the comeback story of the season, The Tennessee Stallions! Don’t miss this grudge match of epic proportions! Sunday, only on PRO, the all-sports network!

Proposition 6


Governor William wants to build a new stadium and he wants you to pay for it.  Your property taxes went up 15% this year so that the school buses would keep running. Now the governor thinks we have enough money to build a brand new stadium for a billionaire and his profitable sports franchise?  Billionaires don’t need our welfare.  Vote no on Proposition 6.



Psych

NEWS 14

On the local beat today, News 14 goes into your neighborhood to uncover scandal. Are you paying too much for your taxes? Where is that money really going? Find out in our exclusive report!

Renewal Interiors


When it comes to a big meeting, you leave nothing to chance.  You wear the right suit.  You polish your presentation to perfection.  Just like you, your office interior only has one chance to make a good first impression on potential clients.  Renewal Interiors specializes in renovating historical business locations throughout the metro area.  Just because your building is historic doesn’t mean the paint or flooring has to be. When you're ready to renew your office, call Renewal Interiors.



Road Logistics Trucking Service


The spring season was huge for us and it looks like the summer will be profitable, too. Growing so fast is great, but it's stretched us pretty thin. We weren’t sure how we’d manage the increase in business with the staff on hand. That’s when Road Logistics Trucking Service stepped in to help.  Their small business division helps us transport goods and handle customer contacts for us.  More than just transportation, Road Logistics Trucking Service makes my business more successful.

Rochester's Lilac Festival

ROCHESTER’S LILAC FESTIVAL


Come to Rochester’s Lilac Festival at Highland Park, June 18th and 19th from 10 AM ‘till 4 PM both days.  This exotic spectacle draws crowds from the world over to enjoy unique crafts, international food, live music, and, of course, the beautiful lilacs.  Rochester’s Lilac Festival, where there’s fun for everyone.

Saint Martin's Children's Hospital


“Don’t you worry, honey.  The doctors have promised to take good care of you, and your dad and I will be right here with you. You get some sleep."  When a child is seriously ill, it puts a strain on the entire family.  Saint Martin's Children's Hospital has opened a new residential wing to help families stay together during treatment; because a happier family means a healthier child.

SBBS


You might be asking yourself, "What exactly does do?" It’s easy; we simplify your business structure. Our team of experts will analyze your company’s corporate set-up down to the very last employee, and offer solutions on how to maximize your profit potential. : we take business seriously.

Senator Levitz


How do we improve America?  The same way we’ve always done it, by creating opportunities and supporting communities where the American dream can grow.  Let’s build on the success of the last six years.  Re-elect Senator Melissa Levitz. 
Service Analysts


Lost customer service opportunities are costing us a fortune.  I thought that having a good customer service team was enough. What I hadn’t realized was how many customers walked out when they were dissatisfied without ever saying a word. The experts at Service Analysts helped us raise our customer retention rate by more than 25% in just two months.  Service Analysts will help you see the whole picture.  

Smith Jenkins


Ordinarily, you wouldn’t think of financial people as being the philosophical type.  Then again, Smith Jenkins is no ordinary company.  We’ve developed a clear philosophy about investing.  It’s based on three guiding principles, practiced and perfected for well over a century.  Smith Jenkins.  We make money the old-fashioned way: we earn it.

Smith Leggett


Ordinarily, you wouldn’t think of financial people as being the philosophical type.  Then again, Smith Leggett is no ordinary company.  We’ve developed a comprehensive philosophy about investing.  It’s based on four guiding principles, which we’ve practiced and perfected for well over a century.  Smith Leggett. Experience, Integrity, Skill.

Softball League


There's nothing soft about this game or the women who play it.  If you want to play with the best, bring your A-game and try out for the Women’s Citywide Softball League. Registration begins this Saturday at 9 AM.

Southwestern University


It’s not easy to return to college if you’ve taken time off. That’s why Southwestern University offers online degree programs. Our specialized curriculum will let you earn your degree while you keep your full-time job.  Online Studies at Southwestern: your learning solution.

Spit it Out Speech Coaches


As a speech writer, I know the success of any speech is dependent upon not only how well the speech is written, but also on the presentation of the speech itself.  That’s what the experts at Spit It Out Speech Coaches believe, too.  With humor and professionalism, they’ll help you get comfortable behind the podium and teach you techniques that will help you feel confident.  Make speaking in front of others the easy part of your job.  Call Spit it Out Speech Coaches today.



Sports Nuts

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Get your ice cream, right here, fresh out of the freezer. Hot dogs, peanuts, beer here! We’ve got all the snacks you need, here at Sports Nuts. Step right up, grab a snack!

Stratton Communications


Simplify your life!  Now you can get all of your communications needs in one place.  With Stratton Communications' new services and plans, you can get your broadband internet access, telephone, and cellular services all in one place.  Best of all, Stratton Communications' award-winning customer service team is here to help you with any of your communications needs.

Streaming Edge Productions


Are you looking for a good job with great benefits, paid vacation, and a flexible schedule? Streaming Edge Productions is currently hiring in this area. We have full and part time positions available for our morning and evening shifts. Fill out an application online today, and you might be the next member of the Streaming Edge Productions team!  Go to streamingedgeproductions.com and click on the employment button.

Sunday Night Football


Sunday, the biggest night on television is back! Super Sunday is chaos on the field! Only one team can take home the ring.  It’s not just Sunday, it’s Super Sunday!

Tech Net Solutions


When you need website hosting and e-mail services, you need Tech Net Solutions. Our secure data servers and multilayered hosting packages offer the solutions you need. With the peace of mind that Tech Net offers, you can get back to more important things. Like playing solitaire on your computer.
The Creeping Blade


The death of a man in the back of a coffee shop drew a lot of attention, and then it was discovered that the murder weapon was the lost sword of a Persian ruler.  Such an extraordinary death for an ordinary man, or was he something more? Test your wits against the best in The Creeping Blade, the new thriller by Andrew Conner, this year's winner of the Crime Writers Award, in bookstores now.

Virtual Meeting


Your staff is scattered over five states and the investors who could make or break your start-up firm want an impromptu meeting at 4 PM.  What do you do?  You smile and say no problem.  Virtual Meeting has you covered.  Virtual Meeting lets you set up a meeting anywhere with audio, video and live desktop hook-ups. Bring the team members together, wherever they are, with Virtual Meeting.




World Large Muscle Builder


You work out hard, you eat right and still no gains.  We’ve got your answer. World Large. No other protein powder even comes close.  Two great tasting servings a day will give you the protein, the power and the energy you need to gain the muscle you're lifting for. Why be the largest in the gym, when you can be World Large?  World Large Muscle Builder, in nutrition stores near you.
    

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A Winter Vacation



It’s not easy to plan a vacation in the middle of winter. I stare at my computer screen and try to figure out what I’ll be in the mood for seven months from now. But if I want a travel deal I can afford, it’s my only option. At least that’s what I used to think! Thanks to Winter Vacation Planners I know where I'm going this winter and they've made it more than affordable!

ABC Photography


A is for Awesome. B is for Bubbly. C is for Caring.  If you’re into photography and love kids, submit your portfolio to ABC Photography.  As the nation's leading choice for elementary school pictures, we offer regular hours and full benefits to qualified college graduates.  Smile along with the kids and get paid to do what you love. 


Ad Watches

Pens, knives, calculators, and shirts; they've all been done.  These traditional promotional gimmicks that cost “just pennies” to advertise my business are worth exactly that: pennies.  Most times, clients lose them within a day, and even if they don't, a pen is only effective if someone is using it.  I give my clients Ad Watches.  Ad Watches are stylish and my logo is discreetly on display 24 hours a day. 
All Day Mosquito Spray

Hi, how are you today?  It was just a polite inquiry, no need to go into details.  I don’t need to know exactly where the mosquitoes bit you.  Yes, I’m sure most people do wonder how you were bitten there.  If I may offer some advice, why not try All Day Mosquito Spray so we can make small talk about something else next time.

All Night Cribs

 


Being a first-time parent was more challenging than I imagined. I just didn’t count on how little sleep I would get. Then I discovered All Night Cribs. You can see on her little face how comfortable my Bethany is, and she sleeps the entire night, which means I sleep an entire night. All Night Cribs are good for your baby and good for you.

Ameriship International


Logistics is more than just shipping packages. At Ameriship International, we do a lot more than you might be aware of.  Ameriship doesn’t just focus on the transportation end, we work with every facet of a business to get them up and running as smoothly and efficiently as possible.
Amore '39 (couple version)
AMORE '39 (couple version) F: Honey, you remember what tomorrow is, right? M: Umm...Tuesday? F: Yes, but its also something else. M: Garbage day! Thanks for reminding me, honey! F: That's not all... M: Hmmm...I gotta be honest, I'm drawing a blank here. F: Well, let me give you hint, Romeo. It rhymes with Shmalentines Shmay! M: Hmmm...Nope, Im coming up blank here. F: Why you...oooohhhh! M: Honey, relax, I'm just kidding! Of course I remembered. I already have reservations. F: You do? Where? M: Only the most romantic restaurant in town...Amore '39. F: Oh, honey, I never doubted you for a second!
Andy's Audio Center

ANDY’S AUDIO CENTER


Are you tired of going to large electronic stores, that should have everything you're looking for - but zero  customer service? Then come to Andy's Audio Center. We may not be as large as some of the other stores...but we're huge when it comes to putting you first, because bigger isn't always better.

Aroma Bags


"Ooh, do you smell that?  It’s coming from the garbage. Why didn’t I get Aroma Bags?" Aroma Bags are made with the latest deodorizing compound, and each bag is double lined, so you won't have to worry about any meesy clean-ups.

Arts & Eats

ARTS & EATS


Every city I’ve lived in has someplace totally unique where artistic people can gather.  In Baltimore, that place is called Arts & Eats.  Arts & Eats is a community of galleries, studios, and restaurants all gathered in one place to share their products.  Meet your friends for lunch after an art class or come shop in over 50 unique galleries featuring every kind of art from oil paintings and weaving to glass blowing.  Learn, create and enjoy at Arts & Eats.

Arundel County Farmers Market


The cantaloupe is orange, the strawberries and tomatoes are red and the celery is green; but none of them taste like anything at all.  It's so frustrating!  I’ll take an ugly, delicious fruit over a beautiful, tasteless FrankenFruit any day.  If you feel the same way, why don’t you come to the Farmers Market?  The Arundel County Farmers Market is open every Thursday and Saturday, from 8 AM to noon.  Eat the real stuff.


Aunt Martha's Instant Rice

AUNT MARTHA’S INSTANT RICE


Now you can have all the flavor and texture of regular rice in under two minutes!  Aunt Martha’s Instant Rice comes fully prepared in its own pouch.  Just pop it in the microwave for 90 seconds and voila!  Two servings of hot, fluffy rice.  Try white, brown, buttered, and garlic.  Aunt Martha’s Instant Rice is cooking made easy!
Avalanche Teeth Whitener


I spent the last two years wearing braces.  I wanted a perfect smile.  But why stop there?  Avalanche Teeth Whitener has made my smile better, brighter, and even more perfect.  Why not give your smile a lift?  Try Avalanche Teeth Whitener.  Your smile will thank you.
Balance-Temp


Honey, I can hear your teeth chattering all the way across the room. Would you like a blanket?  Here, wrap yourself up in our new Balance-Temp Electric Blanket.  Don’t worry, you won’t get too hot.  Balance-Temp’s revolutionary sensory technology will warm you up just where you need it.  
Bedtime Guide


Okay, here's water, here's your kiss, now back to bed. Things are so much easier now that the twins are getting to bed at a reasonable time. Dr. Linden's Family Bedtime Guide showed us how to create a family routine that lets us all get a good night's sleep without any drama. The Family Bedtime Guide is available wherever books are sold.

Bella's 3 in 1

BELLA’S 3-IN-1 SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER


Got thin, fine hair?  Not a problem.  Dry, breaking hair?  Not a problem.  Uncontrollable, fly-away hair?  Not a problem.  Why not?  Because Bella has the shampoo and conditioner to take care of all these problems.  It’s called 3-in-1.  Three problems are solved with one shampoo and conditioner.  So no more hot oil treatments, leave-in conditioners, or expensive salon treatments. Just try 3-in-1 by Bella.  You’ll love it!
Big Sky Breads


For half a century my family has owned and operated Big Sky Breads. We might have started with our own harvest and two secondhand ovens, but we’ve grown into something much larger. Today we are a community of people dedicated to the same ideals: quality, nutrition and sustainability. Things just taste better when they have room to grow. Big Sky Breads; from the farmers of Montana to your table.




Bookworm

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The Bookworm is the only place in town where being sociable and friendly is a must. Stay a while and meet new friends, or invite old ones to lunch.  You’ll enjoy our comfortable setting, crackling fireplaces, and the latest in fiction, art, and new releases. We also have discounted paperbacks, private meeting rooms, and public lectures.  It’s all at the Bookworm, a place to read, socialize, and learn.

Boomer Travel


What’s the point in living to be a hundred if you don’t enjoy the years you spend getting there?  Don’t just sit at home.  Join Boomer Travel and see the world!  Boomer travel offers affordable tour and event packages designed just for the baby boom generation.   Boomer Travel; why not get out and enjoy?
Brazilian Beaches

The beaches of Rio de Janeiro are some of the most beautiful and popular vacation spots in the world. While Copacabana and Ipanema were made famous in popular songs, they’re known the world over for their crystal clear waters, white sands, and gorgeous sunshine. When you visit Brazil, you take a trip into the ultimate in relaxation.

Brockton Financial


 

We were ready to buy our first house. We'd budgeted, planned, and found the right place, but just couldn't come up with a down payment. That's where Brockton Financial came in to help.  They helped us come up with a plan to put away a little extra each month into a special savings account. We wound up missing out on the place we had our eyes on, but were able to save enough that we found something even better. Brockton Financial: Dream, Plan, Do.

Buy and Sell Real Estate


My husband and I made a big decision.  It was time to sell our house, but we had no idea what to do or where to start.  So we called Buy and Sell Real Estate.  At  Buy and Sell, they helped us put our house on the market and they gave us tips on what we should do to get the most money for our property.  And that's exactly what we did.   Buy and Sell Real Estate is more than just your average real estate company.
Calendar App


I needed a new calendar feature for my phone. The one that came with it just didn't have the functionality I needed for my busy schedule. So I searched and searched some more when I came across reviews I just couldn't ignore. It was for the new calendar app from Office Online. It lets me keep track of everything I need, and customize the display the way I like it. Best of all? It was completely free. The next time I meet an important deadline, I know who to thank! Get the Calendar App from Office Online in your app store today!
Car Info Hotline

You’re at the used car dealership, and the car looks good.  It's a steal, all right, but you’re wondering why it’s such a great deal.  Well, don’t wonder anymore.  Call the Car Info Hotline.  For a small fee, the team at Car Info Hotline can provide the history of any vehicle, so you don’t have to wonder if it’s really a great deal or not.  Call 1-877-CAR-INFO.

Caribbean Tours

If it's paradise you're looking for, look no further!  Schedule your dream vacation to the Caribbean.  Crystal blue waters, white sandy beaches, and mouth-watering island cuisine. The Caribbean, where every island is a paradise island.

Cat Source


Did you know that your cat needs alfalfa grass every day for a healthy digestive tract? For the most up-to-date information on cat care, subscribe to Cat Source Magazine.  It’s the only publication to give you the latest on nutrition, health and safety for your feline friend.  Plus, Cat Source offers coupons for trying out the latest snacks, toys, and games for your precious kitten.

Chuck's Hobby Shop


Hey rail fans, come on down to Chuck's Hobby Shop this weekend for our fourth annual Model Train Extravaganza! We'll have huge sales on all of our trains and accessories, plus rare parts vendors from all over the state. We'll have everything from vintage trains to the newest scale sets. Plus, look for specials on our radio controlled cars, model kits, paints, rockets, and more. Chuck's Hobby Shop: for the complete hobby enthusiast!
Class Act Hair Salon


So you want your hair to look sleek and fashionable but you don’t have hours after work to spend fussing with it?  Don’t stress out on your big night. Make an appointment at the Class Act Hair Salon. Their stylists are up to date on all the latest colors, styles and cuts. Get hair fashion that fits into your schedule at the Class Act Hair Salon!

Comfort Travel


Cold weather got you down?  Think warm weather and blue skies!  Comfort Travel can bring you to the tropical destination you desire without burning a hole in your wallet.  Comfort Travel is a wholesale travel service so their tickets are discounted every day...but the service isn't.  At Comfort Travel, we guarantee quality service and comfort during your flight. So call Comfort Travel today and enjoy! Airplane travel never felt so great!
ComNet


I’m pretty sure I watched television before I had a DVR, I’m just not sure how I did it. With the ability to pause and rewind live TV, record two shows at once while watching a third show, and schedule recordings up to a week in advance, I never miss a single episode of my favorite shows. And with ComNet’s Three-For-One deal, I get my cable, phone, and internet for one low price. Technology, convenience, and affordability? That’s what ComNet does.
Compat Dating


At Compat Online Dating Service, we take the guesswork out of meeting new people. Simply fill out a detailed questionnaire and we’ll set you up with online meetings featuring compatible partners. We believe in love at first sight, and we know you do, too. Compat Online Dating has brought more than 12 million people together in the past four years. Why not give us a call today?
Daily Balance Vitamins


Poor soil conditions and continual usage of pesticides have had a major impact on the nutritional value of food. The amount of food we need to consume to ensure that we get enough daily nutrients is mind boggling. So, everyday I take my Daily Balance Vitamin. It gives me the extra vitamins and minerals I need to stay healthy.
Davis & Sons Restoration

DAVIS & SONS RESTORATION


Faulty ladders?  Appliances gone crazy?  Structural damage beyond repair?  Don’t just sit and watch your home fall apart.  Call Davis and Sons Restoration.  They’re on call 24/7 to meet your repair needs.  Davis and Sons: the first to arrive and the last to leave.

Deja Vu Journals


My friends always told me I should write down all my funny stories. But every time I sat down at the computer to type them out, I'd draw a blank. Then my best friend gave me a Déjà Vu Journal. Every day it prompts me with a new question to help me remember and preserve all my best memories. Now, I'm writing the story of my life, one memory at a time.

DeJoy Dirtmaster


The new upright vacuum from DeJoy is our most powerful vacuum yet! With a patented cylinder technology that provides maximum suction power, the DirtMaster 1700 from DeJoy works on floors, carpets, and more. With a detachable handheld tool, you can even clean those hard-to-reach spots with ease. The DeJoy Dirtmaster 1700 is cleaning technology at its most powerful!
Deliciously Raw


What’s the point of food that’s had the life cooked right out of it?  Indulge in the health and flavor of foods prepared while still crisp off the vine.  Visit Deliciously Raw, the metro area’s only four-star raw restaurant.  Chef Linda Myers has received national recognition for her innovative meals. She creates a unique menu each day using the best produce in the city.  Won’t you join us for a delicious experience? Reserve your table today.

Denato's Groceries

DENATO’S GROCERIES


Good afternoon, I’m Marge, your produce psychic for today.  Why do you need a produce psychic, you ask? Well, you’ll need me to find the few pieces worth buying in that huge pile of produce.  Superstores like this one are big, but they never have the quality and service you want.  Of course, you could have gone to Denato’s Family Grocery.  They’re friendly and the produce is top quality every day. At Denato’s Family Grocery, you get more for your money.  

Dessert Factory


You be the judge. At Aunt May’s Dessert Factory, we know our desserts are too good to resist, but why don’t you come decide for yourself? This weekend we’re throwing open the doors to our factory and offering tours and free samples to the public. Indulge your taste buds and test your willpower. Tours start at 8 AM Saturday morning.

Different Disguises

You're doomed!  It's a costume party but you don't have a costume. Arriving as the only guest without one is your biggest fear.  Before the hourglass runs out, run to Different Disguises!  You'll find costumes to buy or rent for any occasion.  Don't hide without Different Disguises!
Digipix Cameras


THIS YEAR, I'M GOING TO GET MY SON SOMETHING I KNOW HE WANTS. HE'S BEEN A HUGE FILM BUFF SINCE HE WAS A KID, SO NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM HIS FIRST CAMERA SO HE CAN START MAKING HIS OWN. THE NEW DIGIPIX UNIVERSAL MEDIA CAMERA LETS YOU RECORD 4K VIDEO, STELLAR IMAGE PROCESSING AND HAS A STABILIZED IMAGE SENSOR. WITH ITS SMALL SIZE AND ONE-STEP DOWNLOADS, HE'LL BE ABLE TO USE IT WHEREVER LIFE TAKES HIM. : CAPTURE THE WORLD YOU SEE.
Dimex


Irritable bowel syndrome isn’t a lot of fun to talk about.  It’s not a lot of fun at social gatherings, either. When my doctor prescribed Dimex, I wasn’t sure what to expect.  But within days, I felt like I was in control of my body.  Dimex helped me get control; maybe it can help you, too.  Ask your physician if Dimex is right for you. 
Dining Club


What should I cook for dinner? It’s the same old problem every night. Making the same meals every week gets awfully repetitive, but eating out is so expensive I thought I'd never be able to afford it.  Then I found the solution. I started going to The Dining Club! They offer new menus every week, membership is free, and with every meal purchased I earn points towards a free dinner!  Let the Dining Club take care of the cooking and your budget!

Dr. Wolkoff's Skin Cream

DR. WOLKOFF’S SKIN CREAM


Poison ivy, no matter where or how you’ve contracted it, is an uncomfortable and serious thing.  It’s a good thing your mom knows about Dr. Wolkoff’s Cure All Skin Cream.  It’s safe on even the most delicate skin and it relieves discomfort on contact.  Dr. Wolkoff’s Cure All Skin Cream is the only relief you’ll need. 
Energy Aid


Staying hydrated in hot weather is hard work. That’s why I drink Energy Aid, the number one sports drink. It’s got specialized electrolytes to keep my body working at its best, no matter how hot it is. Energy Aid: replenish your fuel on the go.
Fabric Soft Diapers


I wasn’t really planning on having five kids. Who knew quintuplets were in my future? Luckily, Fabric Soft Diapers now come in the Ultra Pack. Ultra soft, ultra convenient, and, best of all, an ultra lot of them. My kids keep me on my toes, but Fabric Soft Diapers help me keep them ultra dry.
Farmer John's Weed and Feed


My neighbor’s lawn looks so plush and green. Ours is full of dirt patches and looks so barren and unhealthy. I see what they’re doing, they’re sprinkling Farmer John’s Weed and Feed. I should have known. Farmer John’s Weed and Feed says; if your lawn is hungry, feed it.



Fine Fruits and Vegetables


It’s hard to capture that fresh fruit and vegetable taste when eating out of a can. Well, go over to the frozen food section of your local grocer.  Fine Foods has captured that fresh taste by freezing their finest fruits and vegetables right after being picked.  All of Fine’s fruits and vegetables go through a rigorous inspection before being packaged, so you know you're getting the best. Fine fruits and vegetables: the finest in frozen foods.
First Step Pregnancy Test


You think you may be pregnant, but you're not certain. In five minutes or less, First Step will answer your big question. The test results are easy to read: the stick turns pink if you’re pregnant, yellow if you’re not. When you need to know the answer, choose First Step, the brand you can trust.
Fit For Life


What’s the point in living to be one hundred, if you don’t enjoy the years you spend getting there?  Studies prove that maintaining strength and mobility improves your ability to enjoy life and it’s never too late to start. Why don’t you call Fit for Life?  The staff at Fit for Life is  made up of highly trained professionals who will help ease you back onto the road to wellness.  Fit for Life; where fitness is a journey worth taking.  



Forever Pencils


Forget about costly mistakes.  Give yourself the freedom to create and decorate without fear of fading with Forever Pencils.  These soft colored pencils let you create and erase in deep, acid-free colors that will last as long as your memories. Forget those expensive pens and stickers and get creative with Forever Pencils.
Fresh Fruit Tarts


Ahh... the smell of a fresh baked pie. No time to cook? Well, try new Fresh Fruit Tarts. They’re individually wrapped fruit tarts that you pop into your oven and in 25 minutes, voila! Fresh Fruit Tarts! Blueberry, Cherry, Mixed Berry, even Strawberry Rhubarb! Fresh Fruit Tarts - you don’t have to be a baker to bake!
Furry Friend Builders


Our biggest family problem was also our biggest family member.  Duke was a great dane the size of a small pick-up truck.  The kids got him when he was a puppy, but he grew so fast that we needed outdoor shelter for him fast.  So I called Furry Friend Builders.  Furry Friend Builders have created specialty pet enclosures for every kind of animal under the sun.  Now Duke is happy and we are, too. 

Futbol Rapido


 

It’s not easy to keep up to date with all of the futbol news that I don’t want to miss. At least, it didn’t used to be before I discovered Futbol Rapido, the premiere magazine for all things futbol. I can keep up with the latest news and standings, and of course, the full color photos of all the bonito players don’t hurt, either.

Gift Help


Need to come up with the perfect gift, but you can’t think of what to buy?  Tired of buying gift cards?  Then call Gift Help.  Gift Help representatives are standing by to help you figure out the best gifts for your loved ones. If you're stuck for ideas this holiday season call Gift Help, and make every occasion special.
Golden Years Vitamins


Now that I’m retired, I realize how hard it can be to stick to a budget. One thing I don’t find hard to do is to take my Golden Years Vitamin every day. It gives me the extra iron and other vitamins and minerals I need to stay healthy. With a well balanced diet and exercise, I can enjoy my retirement in good health. Here’s to Golden Years, and to good health.
Gordon's Grocery Store

GORDON’S GROCERY STORE


Okay, so we’re not the biggest grocery store in town. But what we are big on is customer service. Ever wander up and down the aisles looking for one item that you swear they've got but you can’t find?  Well, at Gordon’s, our staff is there just for you, to help you find that “missing” item, tell you about sale items, and even take your groceries out to your car. So the next time you need groceries, come to Gordon’s. We’re here for you.
Green Valley Farms


At Green Valley Farms, we believe that food should be as nature intended. That’s why we don’t use any pesticides or preservatives on any of the vegetables we grow here.  If you’re looking for a healthy alternative, our organic produce is brought to you just the way Mother Nature intended it.

Half Pint Cell Phone


Should I give my kids their own cell phones or not? I like the idea of them being able to contact me anytime, but I can’t risk the scary phone bills that some parents end up with. Finally, I found the Half Pint; the cell phone for kids.  There's just four buttons. Let them choose and call one of the pre-programmed numbers.  Safety without surprises; The Half Pint.


Helping Hand Household Service

    
It's Mother’s Day again; time to show Mom how much we love her.  Let me think... cards, flowers, candy?  I’ve got to get her something!  I know!  I’ll hire Helping Hand Household Service.  Helping Hand Household Service is help for a day, a week, or more.  Anything my Mom needs: maid service, painting, household repairs, lawn service.  Helping Hand offers all types of services.  She’ll be able to get anything done!  Helping Hand Household Service, because all of us can use a little help.

Hip Hop Awards


Wednesday at 8, tune into FNN for the fifth annual Flash Nation Hip Hop Awards. Join Terrance Young as we recognize the best video, best album, and best single of the year. Catch the hottest performances from Double Dollar, Freeze Unit, and a special appearance by The Hill Tribe. Wednesday night at 8:00 on FNN.
Hirukan
TEA

The Japanese tea ceremony dates back to the 1500s. Traditionally speaking, the ceremony is said to be a spiritual experience that embodies harmony, respect, purity and tranquility. For the purest tea available, try Hirukan Japanese Tea. At Hirukan, we believe that tea is more than just a drink, it opens the doorway to a new way of life.
Honeybuzz


The sweet alternative to refined sugars and artificial sweeteners is the old fashioned nectar Mother Nature provides: honey. Honeybuzz.com imports this healthy golden nectar from all over the world, ready to be drizzled on pancakes and scones or to heighten the flavor of your favorite tea.  We also carry honey varieties that are known for their medicinal properties.  So sweeten up your life at honeybuzz.com and feel the buzz of good health.
Hudson Asset Management


It’s hard to think about retirement, but as it gets closer I guess I have to.  How will I afford living and paying my bills, and still maintain my quality of life? Hudson Asset Management helped me find a way to save money that fits into my current budget.  Now, I can pay my bills and continue doing the things I like to do even after I retire. Enjoy retirement, with Hudson Asset Management.  We help you help yourself.

Innovative Chef Cookbook


Tired of the same old meals?  Monday night mystery meat, Tuesday night tuna, Wednesday night whatever.  Why not try something new? The Innovative Chef Cookbook features recipes right from the hit cooking show. The Innovative Chef will help spice up your meals.  Buy now and also receive a free DVD of the Innovative Chef preparing his favorite recipes.

Integrative Medical Associates


I’ve always had awful headaches.  No matter how many specialists I saw, the headaches never improved.  Then my family physician recommended I visit the doctors at Integrative Medical Associates.  Suddenly, I had a whole team of  physicians, nutritionists and chiropractors that all worked together to heal me.  Now, for the first time ever, the headaches are gone.  Integrative Medical Associates offer comprehensive care that makes sense.

Jade Mountain Studio


“You’re starting a gallery at your age?”   I heard it from everyone, but I had to turn my passion into my business.  Now I spend every day surrounded by beautiful glass art.  Visit the Jade Mountain Studio and see stained glass the way I do, in a whole new light.  Jade Mountain Studio; where stained glass is a passion.  

Java Bean Cafe

JAVA BEAN CAFÉ 2


Don’t skip breakfast! With commuting issues and school bus schedules, lots of adults run out of the house in the morning without having eaten the nutritious breakfast their body needs. Not to worry. The Java Bean Café, in addition to offering our own fresh roasted coffees and specialty beverages, also offers a variety of fresh baked goods and wholesome, hearty meals. Stop by the Java Bean Café and get a healthy start to your day.


Jimmy C's Chili

JIMMY C’S CHILI

Since the first day chili was packaged in a can, not much has changed. It still tastes like chili in a can.  Now there’s  something better.  Jimmy C’s Home Style Frozen Chili.  It’s frozen as soon as it’s cooked so it tastes just like homemade.  Rich Traditional Style, Hearty Texas Cajun, even Vegetarian Bean.  They’re even individually packaged in their own microwavable bowls.  Jimmy C’s Home Style Frozen Chili.  They’re so good, we just couldn’t put them in a can.

JJ Fields


Comfort. Style. Quality. These are three simple things I look for in my clothes. That’s why the new summer line from JJ Fields is perfect for me. Whether I’m looking for polo shirts, drawstring shorts, linen pants, or just a classic button down, JJ Fields offers me a wide selection of clothes that provide, comfort, quality, and style. What more could I need?

Joint Relief



That painful knee, that sore elbow... are you looking for a better way to stop the pain? Try Joint Relief, the powdered vitamin that keeps those bones strong and helps your body rebuild the cushioning cartilage your aching joints need. Joint Relief relieves the pain so you can get back to doing what you love.  

Juliet's Purses


When I was in college I bought all my purses from the bargain bin.  I’d pay next to nothing and get next to nothing, except broken straps and headaches. Now I buy all my handbags at Juliet's Purses.  They offer a huge selection of fine leather handbags and a lifetime guarantee. Style and quality, that’s what I call a deal. 

Keystone Pavers


So what do you think of the new driveway? Doesn’t it look great?  Yeah, the pavers cost a little more, but the improvement over asphalt makes up for it.  The upscaled curb appeal will increase my home's value and I won't have to waste a weekend applying sealer every spring.  Get the beauty without the hassle. 
Life Points


Ever feel like you’re going in circles?  You're worrying about the kids, your job, old age, money... around and around you go.  Break the cycle by trying Life Points. It’s a series of lessons lead by a psychologist. Simply sign up online to find out how you can have a whole new outlook on your life. Let Life Points point you in the right direction.

Linksafe Investments


I have to confess something: I don’t know how to pick stocks. My mom seems to think that my technique of dropping a pencil on the financial page is a little too random. The financial advisors on TV always say that everything is a great buy, and my stockbroker seems to only be in it for the commission.  Luckily for people like me, there’s LinkSafe Investments. Their expert investors know how to choose the best stocks, so I can sleep easy at night.

Lonely Hearts Club


NO ONE TO GO SHOPPING WITH, NO ONE TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH, NO ONE TO TALK TO... MY LIFE WAS LONELY AND I WAS FEELING DOWN. THEN I SAW AN AD ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THE . AT FIRST I WAS RELUCTANT TO CALL, BUT NOW I KNOW IT WAS THE BEST MOVE I EVER MADE. IT'S BEEN A GREAT WAY FOR ME TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND MEET SOME NEW FRIENDS.
Lullaby Sleep Mask

Lullaby Sleep Masks

Airlines all talk about how comfortable their flights are: the best seats, the best in-flight service and the best entertainment.  But comfort isn’t the problem; it’s the light.  That’s why I travel with my Lullaby Sleep Mask. Lightweight, plush and designed to stay comfortably in place, my Lullaby Sleep Mask let’s me get the rest I need to enjoy my destination. Dream comfortably with the Lullaby Sleep Mask.
Madison Technical College


“Forward movement.”  That's what I called it when friends and family asked why I’d switched jobs again.   I was bored, and my dead end jobs were getting me nowhere fast. When I decided it was time for a change, I called Madison Technical College.  Madison Tech helped me earn a degree while I earned a living.  In just 18 months, I said good-bye to dead-end jobs and hello to my new career.  Madison Technical College offers the short road to long-term success.
Max-Protect


What good is your car alarm doing if you don’t know it's been triggered? For the ultimate in protection, you need Max-Protect's Mx9 car alarm. When your car alarm goes off, the Mx9 sends a signal to police and to a small vibrator on your keychain, so wherever you are you'll know that help is on the way.  Never leave your car unprotected again, with the guaranteed security of Max-Protect!

Maxwell's Soft Glow Light Bulbs

MAXWELL’S SOFT GLOW LIGHT BULBS


This room looks so much better. Did you paint it? No? Something’s different. You moved the furniture around! No? OK, well you did something.  Oh, you changed to a better quality light bulb. What a simple way to give a room a makeover. Maxwell’s Soft Glow Light Bulbs.

McGuire's Drive Up Service

McGUIRE'S DRIVE UP SERVICE


Thank you for choosing McGuire's Drive Up Service.  Would you like to try our new Double Beef Ranch Burger Meal with large curly fries and a large soft drink for only $4.99? Thank you for your order.

Mega Lotion


Have you been noticing the signs of aging? Small lines around your eyes and mouth that don’t seem to be going away? Mega Lotion has developed a new formula to help fight those tiny lines. Mega Lotion contains an SPF 25 sunblock, plus vitamins A, E, and C to help moisturize your skin and keep it looking young and healthy. So try Mega Lotion now and enjoy the results for years to come.

Michael's Cards & Gifts

MICHAEL’S CARDS & GIFTS


This week at Michael’s Card’s and Gifts, you’ll find hundreds of bargains at our annual holiday sale! Take 50% off specially marked items, and enter for a chance to win a year’s supply of cards and gift wrap. Stock up now for the holidays, and ensure that you have the perfect gift for everyone!

Modern Art Gallery 2

MODERN ART GALLERY 

The Modern Art Gallery, located in the heart of downtown, is known for providing the art lover with a wide range of decorative and unique art. If you want an afternoon filled with colorful imagery, innovative thinking, and inventive metalwork, the Modern Art Gallery offers the very thing you’re looking for. When you visit the gallery, you’ll enjoy our world-renowned walking tour and hear the unknown background information behind every work of art.


Mueller and Sons Electrical

Mueller and Sons Electrical


Finished!  I like being handy around the house and figuring out how to handle a new project.  When it comes to electricity, though, there are no safe ways to learn from your mistakes.  So, I call the professionals at Mueller and Sons Electrical.  Their experience and professionalism lets me relax knowing that the job is done right. Mueller and Sons Electrical: excellence since 1935.

Mullen's Auto Repair


I just had it fixed, but there I was standing on the side of the road, watching my car overheat... again! The tow truck driver listened to my repair nightmare and he said  “Try Mullen's Auto Repair. With 20 years of experience, they fix your car the first time.” So, I took his advice, and, sure enough, my chronic car problems disappeared.  Mullen's Auto Repair is quality service guaranteed.

Murphy and Goodwin


It just wasn’t right.  Our family restaurant had been a fixture in the community for 40 years and then one day a big company was suing us for the use of our own name.  For a while we were sure we’d lose everything.  Then the small business advocates at Murphy and Goodwin came in to help us fight for our rights.  Murphy and Goodwin work hard for the little guy.

National Film Archive


“Paris is always a good idea.”   That's a line from one of my favorite movies.  Do you have a favorite movie line?  Why not share it?  The National Film Archive is creating a list of the 100 most quotable lines of dialogue and yours could be one of them.  Log on and nominate your favorite line today.

New Day Pilates


"Time to wake up!" I used to dread saying those words.  I’d just barely get the toys cleaned up before nap time was over and it was time to start the afternoon. That’s when I realized; you have to do something for yourself during that break.  The New Day Pilates workout gives me the attitude and energy I need to keep up with the kids. New Day Pilates: a few minutes to a new you.

New Day Subliminals


CHANGING MY EATING HABITS WAS REALLY DIFFICULT AT FIRST. I TRIED PILLS, I TRIED FAD DIETS, I EVEN TRIED HYPNOSIS, BUT NONE OF IT WORKED FOR ME. WHAT FINALLY DID THE TRICK WAS GOING TO SLEEP. I DOWNLOADED A NEW SUBLIMINAL PROGRAMMING APP FROM AND WENT TO BED. EVERY NIGHT I LISTEN TO SOOTHING MUSIC WHILE MY BRAIN LEARNS HOW TO EAT WELL AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. ; WONDERFUL IDEAS IN YOUR SLEEP!

On the Fly


We’ve found all sorts of innovative ways to use our logo and promote our business this year, but this one is the best.  Look, right down here… on the fly.  Yep, that’s our logo on a Fishing Fly.  The sportsmen love it, and it's a real conversation piece.  On the Fly promotional lures get the attention of more than just the fish.



On-Air Museum


Revisit the golden days of radio at the On-Air Museum in Crofton.  Our new audio tours let you view our collection of antique radios while you listen to any of the radio dramas in our archive.  At each station you’ll be able to hear what the show would have sounded like if that particular radio had been in your living room.  We’re open every weekend, so make reservations for your family or group today.

Page Botanical Gardens


Oh, that does sound lovely! A trip to the Page Botanical Gardens will make for a delightful afternoon. You know, ever since my husband proposed to me there all those years ago, the Page Botanical Gardens have held a special place in my heart. The sights, the smells… it really does bring a smile to my face.

Party Planners


Life is busy enough. Who has time to cook for a party? Even a small get together can take a lot of time: going to the market, cooking, getting out the good dishes... and I don’t even want to think about the clean up!  That’s why I call Party Planners. Within hours, Party Planners can prepare an informal dinner for eight, or deliver ready-to-serve casseroles or sandwiches. Let them cook for the party while you enjoy your guests.

Passkey Widget


I blog, I e-mail, I shop online… I’m even connected on the social networks. Now if only I could remember all my different passwords! I used to have them all scribbled on a piece of paper, but now I use SimonTech’s Passkey Widget. It sits hidden on my computer desktop until I need it, and then it displays all my passwords for easy access.
Pepperazzi


I think black pepper is too harsh for this dish.   Do you have any white pepper?  Sure, there’s such a thing.  Peppercorns are actually dried fruit that come in a variety of flavors and colors.  I learned all about it at Pepperazzi.com. They import their peppercorns directly from India and their experts will answer all your questions. Tasteless peppercorns can be such a grind. Visit Pepperazzi.com and spice up your cooking.  
Pet Lover's Bazaar

PET LOVER’S BAZAAR


Have you been to the Pet Lover’s Bazaar? No? You don’t know what you’re missing! The Pet Lover’s Bazaar offers one of the largest assortments of pet supplies anywhere. Their veterinary doctors are available every day to keep your pet healthy on the inside while the grooming staff keeps them glowing on the outside. Monthly specials, free lectures, and workshops are all available. Come to the Pet Lover’s Bazaar today!

Pet Pals

As humans, we're fortunate to have the ability to converse!  Unfortunately, our furry friends can't do the same.  So if you've got a cranky cat or a destructive dachshund, Pet Pals is here to help!  Our skilled team of animal behaviorists will help your animal friend out of their funk.  Give us a call or visit us online today!


Picnic For Two


Connor’s a single guy who’s all about business. Jessica is a girls’ night out fun-lover. When these two distinctive personalities cross paths, will it be love at first sight, or a total disaster? This Friday, Oakfield Entertainment takes you on a romantic journey of love, laughs, and an unexpected friendship. Picnic For Two, Rated PG-13.
Pilgrim Bank


I need to trust the people who handle my money. At Pilgrim Bank, the tellers know me by name and go out of their way to greet me when I come in. I'm not just a customer at Pilgrim Bank, I'm a neighbor. Pilgrim Bank is your neighborhood bank.

Pilot Resource



Bummed out because you can’t fly today?  I can’t change the weather, but I do know a place where you can have fun on the ground; visit pilot-resource.com.  It’s full of educational games for pilots that can help you maintain the rating you've worked so hard to earn.  They also have fun trivia pages and links to aviation news sites. Pilot-resource.com:  you've never had so much fun on the ground.
Power Edge 24


WHEN I'M AT WORK I MAKE IMPORTANT DECISIONS FAST, SO I NEED TO STAY SHARP THROUGHOUT THE DAY. THAT'S WHY I USE . IT KEEPS ME GOING NO MATTER HOW I FEEL. : AN ENERGY BOOST SO EFFECTIVE, IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
Rider's Trail Mix

RIDER’S TRAIL MIX


On the go?  Need a snack?  Why not make it a healthy one? Rider’s Trail Mix is filled with delicious, healthy ingredients! It’s all natural, with no preservatives or salt added. Instead of grabbing a bag of greasy chips, grab a bag of trail mix from Rider’s instead.

Road Scout Navigation Systems


"We’re here, kids, and we're only 15 minutes late.  Okay, an hour and fifteen minutes; but I’m sure they still have pizza and birthday cake left."  I sent the twins inside to their friends’ party and felt just terrible. But I went out that afternoon and bought my Road Scout Navigation System.  With the touch of a button it gives me the best routes to avoid the gridlock and get to my destination. Road Scout Navigation Systems; helping you find your way.
Rogers Dentistry

Rogers Dentistry

I'm not going to lie to you; I'm terrified of dentists.  Cleanings, fillings, drillings, someone working in your mouth you don’t know; it can all be so intimidating. At Rogers Dentistry, the warm, friendly staff and comfortable environment put me at ease. Bring out your smile at Rogers Dentistry.  

Rush Power Shakes


I’m trying to cut down on my meals by drinking meal replacement shakes, but they all taste so powdery. I thought I’d never find one that tasted good! But then I tried Rush Power Shakes. They don’t taste weird or artificial, but they do feature plenty of vitamins and minerals in a real, chocolate flavored drink. Rush Power Shakes keep me satisfied.

Ryan McFadden

Celtic Fiddle Productions presents "The Best Of  Ryan McFadden." This collection includes all of Ryan's favorite jigs and reels as well as his live performance from last year's Cloverwood Fiddling Festival.  If you missed his sold out show last year, you won't want to miss this.


Scrapbooks Plus


At Scrapbooks Plus, we have all the scrapbooking supplies you can imagine… albums, cut-outs, stamps, stickers, borders, pencils and more! We also have hundreds of paper patterns and designs to choose from. Whether you're consulting with our experts or attending a workshop with a friend, Scrapbooks Plus is the place to make memories that last forever.

Serene


"Don’t think.  Don’t think, just do it."  I used to chant that to myself every morning.  It was the only way I could get out of bed.  Now I know that anxiety doesn’t have to rule my life.  My doctor told me about Serene Liquid Supplements.  Their formula combines all the herbs and minerals known to promote calm and physical relaxation into one formula.  Free yourself from anxiety.  Ask your doctor about Serene Liquid Supplements today.  
    

Smokewood Seasonings


When you cook, you want the flavors of your food to come alive! Why settle for ordinary salt and pepper when you can use the secret ingredient of the stars? Smokewood Seasonings. Our spices will make your mouth water and your taste buds beg for more!
Soup Starters


After last night’s dinner, I have so many leftovers. I hate wasting food, but I also hate eating the same thing night after night. How about soup for a change? I’ll use Soup Starters. Soup Starters are a great idea for any soup and they always have great recipes right on the box. Soup Starters are the answer for boring old leftovers.

Star Net Satellite


I’ve always lived in the country and having an internet connection was something I never thought much about. Then one day I came up the driveway and saw service men installing the Star Net satellite dish my wife had ordered. I hate to admit it but I think I’m hooked. The girls can send us pictures from downstate, I get detailed weather reports, and I even found a website where I can check in with my old Navy buddies. I guess even an old sailor can learn a new trick with Star Net Satellite Service.
Stratton Communications

Simplify your life!  Now you can take care of all your communications needs in one place.  Stratton Communications' award-winning customer service team helped me to create a high-speed internet, telephone, and cellular service package that was exactly what I needed, and all on one bill. Stratton Communications: communicate simply.

Student Documentaries


Are you a high school senior with a video camera and a cause?  Enter your own six-to-ten minute documentary in the News Channel Four Student Documentary Contest.  All of the selected entries will be featured on the Channel Four Evening News and the grand prize winner will receive a $1000 scholarship.  The deadline for entries is May 5th. 

Sweater Shack



My closet is full of sweaters; stretched out, snagged, and fraying sweaters, that is.  I got tired of spending good money on clothes that fell apart, so I went to the Sweater Shack.  The Sweater Shack has high quality sweaters that are fashionable and durable.  The Sweater Shack offers great clothing at affordable prices.

Sylvan Design Warehouse


LOOKING FOR NEW FURNITURE FOR YOUR HOME? THEN VISIT THE . SPECIALIZING IN FURNITURE AND ACCESSORIES, WITH OVER 100 VENDORS TO EXPERIENCE. THE REALLY IS ONE-STOP SHOPPING FOR YOUR HOME.

Tai Chi Life


If you told me I would take up Tai Chi when I was 50, I'd have said you were crazy.  I’ve played soccer, softball, even golf, but Tai Chi just didn’t seem like exercise. Then I tried it and with the movement, the concentration, and the breathing, I was actually getting the workout I needed without pain in my joints. The teachers at Tai Chi Life made a believer out of me.   

Taste of India


Try this. Good, isn’t it?  One of the most surprising things about our trip to India was how much I enjoyed the food.  I thought I’d be able to cook the same dishes when I got home, but I couldn’t even find all the ingredients.  Now I order meals from Taste of India.  Their expert chefs prepare traditional dishes like Chicken Tandoori & Basmati Rice and vacuum pack them for easy shipment.  I can have real Indian food in just minutes.  Taste of India gives you the flavor of India in your cupboard.

Taste of Tuscany


I’m so tired of feeding the kids frozen pizza or mac & cheese every night.  I must have something else in this freezer  that’s fast and still tastes good.  I know, I’ll make Chicken Primavera from A Taste of Tuscany.  All I have to do is put it in the oven; the delicious chicken and vegetables come in their own pan and it’s ready in just fifteen minutes. A Taste of Tuscany lets me make great meals for the family without spending all day in the kitchen.
ThomsonCare Medicated Tissues

It doesn’t take much for me to go through a whole box of tissues with my allergies. Oh, my poor nose gets so raw and sore. My pharmacist told me to try the new medicated tissues from ThomsonCare. With medicated lotion in each tissue, my nose gets the moisturizer it needs to weather any cold.  

Top of the Ladder


I want to share a secret with you.  There is absolutely no reason why you can’t have a job you love.  Come to Top of the Ladder for a free one-hour consultation.  We’ll get your resume in shape, improve your interviewing skills, and pair you up with the employer you’ve been looking for.  Make your appointment today.

Trinidad & Tobago Festival

TRINIDAD & TOBAGO FESTIVAL

 

It’s that time again! The Trinidad and Tobago Festival is right around the corner! Visit one of the most festive events in the Caribbean when you go on vacation! Carnival Monday is a party not to be missed! Remember, if you’re not celebrating at the festival, you’re not having fun!

Trinity College


No, I’m paying for lunch today.  No, I mean it, put your money away.  If you hadn’t told me about evening classes at Trinity College, I never would have finished my degree, or received the promotion I got today!  You were right, finishing my degree opened a lot of doors.  


Tropical Art Fair

 

This weekend, come and celebrate the art of the islands at the Tropical Art Fair. See works from dozens of local and regional artists, all with a tropical and Caribbean flair. Authentic island food will be sold and there will be a special live performance by Johnny and the Jammers. Don’t miss the Tropical Art Fair, this weekend only.

Upper Crust Teas

It’s hard to find proper British tea here in America, and it costs too much to have it shipped over from the U.K. Luckily, I discovered Upper Crust Teas. With a crisp, bold flavor that comes from imported tea leaves, Upper Crust Tea reminds me of home. Now if I could just find some good crumpets.

Walk About Shoes


Whether you’re summering in the Outback or traversing the snow on 5th Avenue, Walk About Shoes is the shoe store for you.  Whatever the climate, whatever the season, the helpful staff at Walk About Shoes will help you find the footwear you need.  So visit Walk About Shoes, located at the corner of 4th and Reynolds.
Walker's Auto - College Specials

WALKER’S AUTO - COLLEGE SPECIALS


I was in such a dilemma! I had just graduated from college and needed a car. I mean, no car... no job. Then a friend told me about Walker’s Auto. They have a great finance program for college graduates. For only 10% down, they put me in a great new car, and better yet, I don’t have to make my first payment until I get my first paycheck.

Well Chilled


Who would have thought? A classy party in an empty warehouse. When it was time to celebrate our new facility, I had no idea how I would decorate the space.  Thank heavens for the artists at Well Chilled.  They create ice sculptures big enough to add class and drama to any space.  I discussed our theme and budget with their staff artists and they did the rest.  Serve your next party Well Chilled.

Wellspring Fertility Clinic


I always knew I wanted to be a parent someday, but I never really thought about it much until we started trying to get pregnant.  When we learned it might not be possible, it was devastating news.  We decided to turn to The Wellspring Fertility Clinic for help. They gave us all the information and options we needed to start a family.  Little Tommy is three weeks old today.  Start your family with the help of The Wellspring Fertility Clinic.


Worry Free Weight Loss


At Worry Free Weight Loss, we don’t believe in diets. So what’s the key to losing weight? Eat less, exercise more. Our customized plans will let you eat the foods you like in manageable portions, and exercise in a way that helps you to feel stronger and more active every day. Weight management shouldn’t be about fads. Call Worry Free Weight Loss today.

Your Town Today


I thought my boss was kidding when she said she was sending me to Toledo for a month. Yet here I am! It turns out there’s a lot to see in downtown Toledo, but I never would have known that without the online city guide from Your Town Today. This interactive online tour guide showed me all the best tourist spots, local eateries, and shopping destinations. Who knows? Maybe I’ll tell my boss I want to stay!

Zap Car


The strike became official at 6 AM.  Mass transit in the city was shut down, but I was still expected to open the shop at nine.  So, how did I get there?  Zap Car!  They have cars you can rent by the hour in lots all over the city.  Zap Car: the only way to zip around town.



Zylitor


The good news: doctors say that a healthy diet can help lower your cholesterol. The bad news: you don’t have a healthy diet. Ask your doctor if Zylitor is right for you. It can help you get your cholesterol under control, without having to sacrifice the foods you love. Zylitor makes eating easy.

Many organizations find it effective to communicate their message with humor and sarcasm. Often these scripts are written to humorously describe frustration with another product or situation that can be solved with a new product or service.
Newer voice actors often find it difficult to convey strong emotions such as humor convincingly.

To better understand this, consider that the average person who is not sight impaired relies tremendously on visual aspects of communication. Body language, mannerisms and facial expressions all play a key role in communicating with people who can "see" you.

As a voice actor, all aspects of visual communication are gone. You are left with only your voice to effectively communicate the intended emotion of the copy.

Keep this in mind, especially when you are approaching copy that is written to convey strong emotion. Also remember that a producer will always appreciate your creativity as long as you work within that producers direction.
Advantage Voice Mail


Now this is just ridiculous! I can't even enjoy my dinner without being interrupted by telemarketers! I dont need a new credit card or a new insurance company! From now on, I'm setting my Do Not Disturb and sending any unwanted calls to my Advantage Voice Mail.
All Day Mosquito Spray

"Hi, how are you today?"  It was just a polite inquiry, no need to go into details.  I don’t need to know exactly where the mosquitoes bit you.  Yeah, I’m sure most people do wonder how you were bitten there.  "If I can offer some advice, why not try All Day Mosquito Spray so we can make small talk about something else next time?"

All-In-One Plan


When I ask my kids why they text so much, they just roll their eyes at me. When I ask who they're video chatting with to suck up all our data, they sigh and walk away. Luckily, because I save so much money with Sonic SolutionsAll-In-One Data plan, I don't mind putting up with teenage attitude. Because the next time they ask to borrow the car, I'm simply going to text them the answer: lol, no.

ALL-INCLUSIVE DIGITAL CABLE

Wait a minute, three separate bills?! My sister needs to get into 21st century! She needs to call about All-Inclusive Digital Cable. Not only do they offer cable TV with dvr and on demand, but they have lightning fast wi-fi, and now they also bundle it telephone service. With All-Inclusive Digital Cable, I get what I need and save with the best in communication services.
Allerpet


He’s allergic to cats, and I’m a cat lover. Other than that, we’re the perfect match! But choose between my man and my cat? I don’t think so. Well, AllerPet has the answer. Their new over-the-counter pet allergy remedy gets rid of those annoying symptoms that make sharing an apartment difficult. Which is a good thing, because frankly, I think the cat might have won.

Allerpet (couple version)

ALLERPET (Couple version)

M: I'm allergic to cats...


F: and I’m a cat lover. 


M: Other than that, 


Both: we’re the perfect match! 


F: But choose between my man and my cat? I don’t think so. 


M: Well, AllerPet has the answer. Their new over-the-counter pet allergy remedy gets rid of those annoying symptoms 

       that  make sharing an apartment difficult. 


F: Which is a good thing, because frankly, I think the cat might have won.


Alleviate Cold Medicine


I see you still have that cold.  I thought those cold pills of yours were supposed to work.  Why not try something that does?  Alleviate will give you 24 hours of relief from all your cold symptoms.  Stuffy head, runny nose, fever... Alleviate relieves them all.  The next time you get a cold, get Alleviate, the cold medication that actually works.

Amateur Golfers of America


You know what I love about golf?  It’s played in warm weather and you never wake up flat on your back with a concussion.  I used to ice skate and it was fun, but all that skating around in a circle when I could’ve been out on a beautiful course like this was silly.  Hop in the cart and I’ll drive you over to sixteen.  Golf: everyone has a reason to play.  Paid for by the Amateur Golfers of America. 
Amazing Wear Make-Up

AMAZING WEAR MAKEUP


I don’t spend a lot of money or time applying makeup in the morning.  I certainly don’t reapply throughout the day.  By midday, you wouldn’t think I owned any makeup at all. I'd almost given up on wearing it when I found Amazing Wear makeup. It doesn’t cost a small fortune, it actually lasts all day, and it can be found in most drugstores.  Amazing Wear Make-Up really is amazing.

AMP Headphones


My roommate drives me crazy!  He’s up all hours of the night, and it seems like whenever I need to study, he needs to party.  Luckily, I bought Amp’s new noise-canceling headphones. They’re guaranteed to dampen up to 120 decibels, which means no more heavy metal at four in the morning. Sleep, here I come!

Apex Hair Conditioner


I have to admit, my goal is glamour. I blow-dry, curl, tease and spray my hair everyday while trying out new hairstyles. So how do I keep my hair feeling as good as it looks?  I use Apex Leave-in Conditioning Treatment.  Apex protects my hair all day long, without limiting my style. Apex Leave-in Conditioning Treatment: go for the glamour!
Apocalypse Game System



I had no idea that after I was married, I’d be crushing my husband on the football field, hitting his first pitch out of the park, and getting a hole-in-one on a par three. And when I win, that means he's the one that's got to clean up dinner! Thank you, Apocalypse Game System, for giving me a way to get my husband to take out the garbage.
Arabesque Hosiery

Active sheer, matte sheer, ultra sheer, matte ultra sheer... I give up!  Buying pantyhose can be extremely frustrating.  The only thing harder than figuring out the style and color you need is getting them on without destroying them.  Arabesque Hosiery was created to survive the daily rigors of the dance world, and they might just make it through one of your days, too. Arabesque Hosiery is made for the real world.  
Arcand Jewelers

 

                                   
Come on, you can tell me.  Where'd you get it?  I mean, how did you afford that?  Did you take out a loan to buy that ring?  Yeah, I bet she loved it, it must have cost more than your car!  What?  You've got to be kidding!  That's all it cost?  Where?  Arcand Jewelers in Wakefield Mall? Wow!
Armor Security


Call me a security freak, but I think all-over body plating is the way to go.  When someone bugs you, just curl up inside it and act like no one’s home.  Okay, so it limits your fashion choices and the visibility isn’t so good, especially when you're crossing the highway.  I lost a lot of cousins that way, but you can’t beat the protection.  Well, actually you can. Call Armor Security and we’ll monitor your safety 24 hours a day so you’ll feel safe without having to dress like an Armadillo.

Atom Bob's

In the annals of history, there is one event that will go down among mankind’s greatest achievements. Something so monumental, so incredible, and so dastardly that only one man could have conceived of it: Atom Bob. Yes, the new Atomic Burger at Atom Bob’s is a taste explosion the likes of which this world has never seen!

Basic Beauty

The world’s only sport utility hair dryer?  Who are they kidding?  This thing may work well and look nice, but it's also more expensive than my car payment.  A hair dryer is supposed to dry my hair quickly and leave my hair healthy.  Want a reliable dryer that won’t break the bank?  Go back to the basics.  Basic Beauty Hair Dryers work just like those expensive dryers but leave you enough cash to go out and have some fun.
Bigmouth Bullhorns

"C’mon, Joey, show me some hustle!  Defense, Jimmy, DEFENSE!  Billy, seriously, my grandmother runs faster than you!"  I love being a coach, but sometimes, I find my guys can’t really hear the important commands.  That’s why I use Bigmouth Bullhorns.  Hey, you gotta have a big mouth to win the big game!  "All right, Tommy, it’s bench time for you!"

Bloodhound Golf Balls

Okay, that was one stroke for the missed swing, two in the sand trap and… well, we’ll ignore the whole "throwing your clubs in the lake episode" and say three strokes for your lost ball in the woods.  You know, golf is supposed to be fun.  Why not make it a little easier on yourself and buy some Bloodhound Golf Balls?  They come with their own internal tracking device. You might lose your temper, but you’ll never lose a Bloodhound Golf Ball.

Bounce Fit

Jump?  Are you crazy?  People my age don’t bounce around like kids.  I do have to admit that it looks like fun, though.  Maybe just one bounce. Hey, this is fun!  Put a little bounce in your day.  Try the mini-trampoline that will let you jump toward good health, Bounce Fit!

Bozo Glue


Got a bozo who’s bugging you?  Put him in his place with Bozo Glue!  It’s a new twist on a classic practical joke.  Bozo Glue is a fast acting glue that will stick your target and their "assets" together for up to 30 minutes and then disappear completely.  Its all the fun with none of the evidence.  Office bullies won’t know what to do when you get 'em good with Bozo Glue!
Brazilian Groove Candy


How could you? I know that Brazilian Groove Candies are stuffed so full of fresh Brazil nuts that they make you want to dance, but did you have to actually dance in the middle of the meeting?  Every VP in North America just watched you get your groove on.  Brazilian Groove Candy: consume with caution.
Breckmann TV


So you’ve made the decision.  Everyone’s coming to your house for football on Sunday.  Well, of course they are; you bought a Breckmann TV, you can’t keep people away.  It’s like being at the game.  Breckmann TV: the real life experience… without the real life.

Briar Marketing Systems


Looking back on it now, it’s clear why my circus wasn’t selling any tickets.  Our "Oddities of the World Exhibit" just wasn’t working.  Nobody was impressed by the “Bearded Man,” and our “Foods that Looked like People” attraction didn’t have much to offer after I ate the Richard Nixon Cucumber.  Finally, I called Briar Marketing Systems and since then my business has been doing so much better.  It was hard to let the bearded man go, though, especially after I saw that he could juggle, swallow swords, and breathe fire.

Broadway Teddy


So, you think you’re a big shot. Man of the house. Well, stud, you forgot your anniversary.  You better get down to Broadway Teddy, quick!

Broken Hearts Theater

Broken Hearts Theater


Flowers, hearts, teddy bears... yawn.  Valentine's Day is so predictable, isn't it?  This year, instead of sitting across a table from each other at an overpriced restaurant, why not clutch each other in terror?  Experience a different kind of heart-pounding thrill while listening to Edgar Allen Poe’s classic tale of suspense, “The Tell Tale Heart.” This Valentine's Day at the Broken Hearts Theater.

Bubbler Pie Shields


“My pie runneth over!” It’s a holiday tradition; every year my dad makes that same exclamation when his Christmas pie is done. We’ve never had any problem polishing off the pie, but cleaning up the sticky mess in the oven… ugh. This year I convinced my dad to use a Pie Shield. They’re designed to catch all that sweet, bubbly filling before it burns to the bottom of the oven. Bubbler Pie Shields; try them today.

Burkston Cologne


What is he wearing?  He’s coming too close, it’s burning my eyes! Stop him, he’s going to ask me out!  Hide me, quick!  Why can’t I ever find a man who wears good cologne like Burkston?  I could snuggle right up to a man wearing that.  Burkston is attraction in a bottle. 
Carb Shark


My wife is on a diet, which means I’m on a diet, if you know what I mean. She’s always going on about low-carb this, low-carb that. Ha! More like low in flavor, if you ask me. But then I tried her new dessert bars from Carb Shark, and they’re fantastic! Now I’m the one pestering her... for more Carb Shark Bars!

Cards to Go

CARDS 2 GO

Well, the client called to give us some feedback.  She said the business card you gave her was an index card with your name written in green marker.  Some people are picky like that.  I’ve ordered some cards from Cards 2 Go for you, and they’ll be ready in just two hours. Cards to Go: when you need business cards, now.

Carmin's

CARMIN’S


I hate Carmin's!  It seems like I’m the only dog on the block that doesn’t get any attention, and I tell you, I’ve had enough!  It’s just Carmin's, Carmin's, Carmin's, every tail waggin’ day!  She never makes time for me anymore.  When I want to run in the park: “I’m sorry, but Mommy’s going to Carmin's to buy a new dress.” And when I want to play fetch the stick: “Not now, my little cutey, Carmin's is running a sale on shoes.”  I thought it was supposed to be a dog’s world out there.
Casey's Cheesecakes


Mmm, that’s good! I mean, that’s really good! It must have taken you a long time to make this. What? You didn’t make it? Well, then you probably bought it in some fancy bakery, right? Really? The grocery store? You’re kidding! This cheesecake doesn’t taste like store-bought cheesecake. I guess Casey’s Cheesecakes really are so good you’ll think they're homemade.

Cat Fresh Cat Litter


So, you’re up bright and early, as usual. Ready to face the day, afraid of nothing. When all of a sudden, you smell one of those odors that even your dog can’t stand: cat litter. Of course, this has to be some kind of dream. Yeah, maybe you never woke up in the first place! After all, you just changed it two days ago. Try Cat Fresh Cat Litter. Your cats will love it, you’ll breathe easy, and your dog will stop hiding under the bed.

ALT Version:

So, you’re up bright and early, as usual. Ready to face the day, afraid of nothing. When all of a sudden, you smell one of those odors that even your dog can’t stand: cat litter. Ugh, you just changed it two days ago! Try Bloom's Cat Litter instead. Your cats will love it, you’ll breathe easy, and your dog will stop hiding under the bed.
Cavern Steakhouse


At work I’m a mild-mannered high-school teacher, but on the weekend, I set the caveman in me free.  I’ll spend the whole day hunting down the best steaks in the city! My all time favorite? The Cavern, Atlanta’s only five-star steakhouse. 

Celltech Cell Phones


Hello? Hello? Great! No signal again! I just don't get it! They can put a rover on Mars, but they can't make a cell phone that gets good reception! I guess it's about time I got a CellTech Phone. Not only do they have the largest nationwide 5G coverage, but they also offer completely customizable billing plans. CellTech Phones offer coverage you can count on.
Charge All


My kids think I’m a battery dispenser.  “Mom, I need a double A!”  I’m supposed to just spit one out like a gumball machine so they can keep playing with their toys.  Luckily, I don’t have to buy batteries anymore.  My husband bought us a Charge All this Christmas and it came with all the rechargeable batteries I need to keep the kids happy. Charge All takes care of your battery needs.
Clean Shave Razors


I finally thought I’d found the one. I mean, he has a job, drives a nice car and even holds the door open for me like a real gentleman. There’s just one thing I can’t seem to let go of, though: his razor stubble. He obviously doesn’t use Clean Shave Razors. Clean Shave Razors: the cutting edge of style.
Coffee Bueno

I’m in a hurry, as usual.  I’m about 30 minutes away, but need to be there in 15.  Oh well, it was worth stopping for a cup of Coffee Bueno.  The rich aroma, the tantalizing flavor... who could resist?  I may be late for my appointment, but with a cup of Coffee Bueno in my hand, I’m not worried. 

College Resumes


I graduated from college with an I-T degree, and you know what I did with it? Nothing; I spent two years snowboarding instead.  It seemed fun at the time, but now that I’m ready to work, the job market stinks! At least that’s how it seemed before I found CollegeResumes.com!

Color Duets


I’ve colored my own hair for years and it’s still a messy job that leaves it looking boring and flat. New Duets is the first dual-chambered color application system to give you beautiful highlights, lowlights and every shade in between in one simple step.  Colors work better when they're in harmony.  Get Duets, the new hair coloring system from ProTones Color.

Color Gone Markers


It’s just too quiet in there.  The last time I heard that kind of silence from the twins I found them turning our golden retriever into a purple retriever by coloring his fur with markers. Thank heavens they were Color Gone Markers from Art Kids.  If the ink from those markers wasn’t so easy to wash away,  the dog would have had punk hair coloring for months.  Washable Color Gone Markers from Art Kids: because kids will be kids.
Cool Shades Sunglasses


Do I know him?  He looks like a movie star! It must be the shades. Cool Shades Sunglasses keep the sun out and the coolness in.
Core Fitness


I've tried every gym in town.  I stop in intending to join, I do the free session and then never return.  I guess I’m a love-em-and-leave-em kind of exerciser. Or at least I was until I found Core Fitness.  I knew we were right for each other the moment I walked in.  Core Fitness takes your goals seriously, no matter what your level of fitness is.

Cough Stop Cough Drops


Is it really too much to ask for?  A cough drop that can get rid of that awful dry tickle in my throat?  I asked my pharmacist, and she recommended that I try Cough Stop. Cough Stop isn't like an ordinary cough drop. This one is formulated with a special blend of herbs that helps soothe the lining of your throat when irritated. Look for Cough Stop in your local drugstore.
Cutter Office Supply #2


You think your office is cutthroat?  This morning my supervisor asked me if I knew how to swim. “No,” I replied, “why do you ask?” She says, “Well, we’re out of staples and the boss makes everyone walk the plank when they screw-up."  I figured she was teasing, but I called Cutter Office Supply just to be safe.  They guarantee delivery in 30 minutes or less.  Cutter Office Supply makes sure you have the supplies you need to stay afloat. 
Daisy's Gift Shop


What excuses are you going to give your wife this time? "The boss gave me a last minute project!" Or maybe, "I lost my cell phone." And, of course, there’s your favorite excuse: "I had trouble with the car again!" Yeah, right. Like she'll believe that one. Stop stalling! It only takes a minute to call Daisy’s Gift Shop.
Dean's Jeans

DEAN’S JEANS


Hey, smarty pants!  You better check your seat and get yourself down to Dean’s Jeans! Those ragged old jeans of yours don't look like they're going to last too much longer. Dean's Jean's can cover your seat for the right price.
Denver Florists


It’s another Monday, and your co-worker Betsy is bragging about her date this weekend. You just give her a smile because today is going to be special. At that moment, a beautiful bouquet of flowers arrives at your desk. Betsy gives you a look of astonishment; you just keep smiling! After all, she’ll never know that you sent them to yourself.  Denver Florists. It’s always nice to give... and receive.
Dr. Spill

Crying over spilled milk?  Dr. Spill is here to help!  While I can't help you with your obvious emotional problems, I can help you eradicate the mess.  Dr. Spill paper towels are the cleaning therapy you need!

Dr. Spill (Version 2)

Why are you crying?  It's only spilled milk!  Listen, I'm not here to fix your emotional problems.  I'm here to clean this place up. Wipe up your messy spills with Dr. Spill Paper Towels.   

Dune Buggy


Hey, little man, don’t let those guys throw sand in your face.  Make their eyes bug out when you roll up in your new ride from Dune Buggy Bob's.  Bob’s pre-season specials on new and refurbished machines are so extreme, even a little man like you should be able to afford a dune dominating machine.  Run as fast as you can on those spindly legs to Dune Buggy Bob's, where real men gear up for summer.   
E-mail 911


What's wrong with this darn thing?  All I wanted to do was e-mail the memo to everyone. Last month it worked just fine, and now nothing.  So, I decided to use the same program the pros use, E-mail 911.  In ten minutes it ran a complete check on my computer and then told me how to fix the problem.  What a relief.  E-mail 911, because e-mail shouldn’t be an emergency.
East Shore Airlines



How long before boarding begins? "Well, I’d say you have just enough time to run those kids down to the restroom before we get started. And you'll probably want to do that before they lock the bathrooms on the plane.” Today the airline industry can’t afford frills, but when did restrooms become a first class-only luxury? At East Shore Airlines, we pride ourselves on retaining some of the simple pleasures in life.

Edward's Furniture Warehouse


Oh, my goodness. He’s so handsome and supportive. I can totally relax when I’m in his arms. Yes, I just love my new recliner from Edward’s Furniture Warehouse.
El Guapo Tortillas #2


My cat is in serious, serious trouble. Because last night my cat knocked over my bowl of El Guapo Tortilla Chips. I only hope for his sake we have more.
Energy Freedom Bulb


"Jim, why are you sitting in the dark? What do you mean you're trying to save money on your electricity bill?" Are high-energy prices forcing you to live in darkness?  Stop the insanity with the two-dollar solution from Compact Light Industries, The Energy Freedom Light Bulb. It uses just 20% of the electricity while delivering the same amount of light as a regular bulb.

Fabulous Foods

BROWNIES

Dieting? Again? Do you find it hard to resist all those delicious, sweet desserts? Well, why resist? Now, there's something you can eat that won’t make you feel guilty. It’s Fabulous Foods Brownies. That’s right; a rich chocolate brownie made with real Belgian chocolate that's low in calories and has only two grams of fat per bar. Try Fabulous Foods Brownies and enjoy your diet.

Fields in Bloom


Sir, you can’t pick flowers by the side of the road.  My wife loves fresh flowers too, sir, but I’m not going to break the law to get them for her.  Why don’t you call Fields in Bloom?  They ship flowers direct from the grower within 24 hours of being picked so they won’t wilt away in a day or two.  Fields in Bloom is the closest thing to picking them yourself.







Find A Pad



“Wash your hands! Finish your vegetables!”  Just because I was 35 and living in the basement, Mom thought she could boss me around.  Then I found this place on find-a-pad.com.  Well, okay, actually Mom found the apartment on find-a-pad.com.  Their listings provide all the information you need about amenities and pricing in an easy-to-read format.  If only it could find me a roommate who cooks, I'd feel like I was living at home again.

Fixitnow Repairs


Ah, great, the TV’s busted again.  I mean, hey, it’s only PLAYOFF SEASON!  Wait, wait… there’s the picture… and now it’s gone.  The cable companies charge an arm and a leg, so I’m calling Fixitnow repairs.  They’re quick, dependable and they get the job done.
Flint Beer


You might be wondering what I’m smiling about. After all, I’m sitting here with two broken legs and a broken arm. Well, it’s because in my good hand, I’m holding a Flint Beer. I may not be out on the slopes, but Flint Beer gives me something to smile about.

Flu-Gone


Um, I hate to tell you this, but by the sounds of things your "magic" cold pill isn't working so well. Here, have a tissue. Don't you think it's time to try Flu-Gone? You know, I work with kids all day, and as soon as one of them starts getting a runny nose, the rest of them aren't far behind. Flu-Gone's scientifically proven formula really works, without making you drowsy. Give Flu-Gone a try, and in the meantime... have another tissue.

Forest Botanicals

In the morning, my hair makes me look like a wild child. Grrrowl! But when I need to tame my mane, nothing can cut a case of the tangles like Forest Botanical Hair Products. It can be a jungle out there, but your hair doesn’t have to look like you’re in one. The rich, natural ingredients in Forest Botanicals make cleaning, conditioning, and controlling your locks easy. Put your hair in the center ring with Forest Botanicals, the hair tamer.
Formula 10


I may look like a mild mannered homeowner, but inside I'm a homicidal maniac! Spiders, ants, ladybugs, beetles: enter at your peril!  I have Formula 10 in my pantry and I'm not afraid to use it.  It's non-toxic for my family, but it'll take care of all you little creepy crawlies for good.  Formula 10, available only at Thompson’s Hardware.

Freedom Satellite


Network television is free to everyone because they make their money from advertising, right?  So why does the cable company charge a fortune for their service and sell advertisements too?  They even have the nerve to show ads for the cable service I’m already paying for.  That’s why I switched to Freedom TV.  Freedom TV Satellite Service cut my monthly bill in half and I get the same number of channels.  Advertising may be a fact of life, but high bills don’t have to be.  Free yourself with Freedom TV
Gamer's Haven



Can't get past level one? Tired of puzzle games that are smarter than you are? Get the games you love at gamers-haven.com.  We’ve got hundreds of free games that you can play on your phone or computer.  Gamer's Haven:  once you sign in, you won’t want to sign out.

Garden Gnome

I always spend more time hauling my tools to and from the garden than I do actually gardening, so I gave them all to my Garden Gnome.  The Garden Gnome Storage Caddy is a decorative storage space I can keep right next to my garden so I can have all my small tools handy when I need them.  The Garden Gnome keeps my tools hidden yet handily accessible.  You won't see the tools in my garden, but the Gnome knows.
Gel Factor

A lady never sweats, she glows. At least, that’s what they told me in school. When I’m working out at the gym, though, I’m not sure how true that is. That’s why I use Gel Factor Deodorant. It keeps me dry and secure, whether I’m working out or in a business meeting. Gel Factor: women’s deodorant that really works. ����
Glam Girdle


Oh my gosh!  I’ve got the tickets and the perfect dress for my 20th high school reunion, but I haven’t lost those last five pounds.  Well, I’ll just wear my Glam Girdle.  It’s comfortable enough to dance in all night and lift all those girlish curves back where they used to be.  Dial back the years, and your dress size, with The Glam Girdle. 

Glen Smith Insurance (Couple version)

GLEN SMITH INSURANCE (Couple version)

F: Next!

M: Yeah, I need to get the insurance forms for open enrollment, please.

F: Here you go, sir. Fill out all 37 pages and then wait on that line over there.

M: Wait a second. 37 pages?!? And I have to wait on another line?

F: That is the procedure, sir.

M: But I’ve already been waiting an hour!

F: I don’t know what to tell you, sir. If you had gone with Glen Smith Insurance instead, you could have skipped all this hassle.

M: I’ll say! I heard they offer the lowest rates and they can have your entire claim processed in just 15 minutes.

F: That’s right. But, since you didn’t choose Glen Smith Insurance, fill out these forms and get on line.

M: But... 

W: NEXT!


Go There Cheap



Psst! Did you hear that you can fly anywhere in the world for half price? Yeah, just go online to Go-There-Cheap.com! No, no, no, it’s our secret. Don’t tell anyone!

Golden Age Tech


“Scientific, Shmientific.”  “Science is overrated.”  “Everything was better when I was a kid.”  Ahh, the lovable old codger.  I’m not becoming that guy as I get older.  That’s why I subscribe to Golden Age Tech.  It’s a new technology magazine written by seniors, for seniors.  It explains current technology and gives honest answers about the pleasures and pains of adapting to new products.  Golden Age Tech gives me just the information I need.

Gotta Dance


Whether you’ve got one left foot or two, Gotta Dance Studios gets them both moving. From ballroom to ballet, our teachers are trained to teach the untrained.  We  know that everybody’s gotta dance, and we need every shape, every size, every age  to come on down to Gotta Dance and have fun.  Go ahead, bring both left feet.
Gourmet Gusto

It’s easy to say “‘Til death do us part.” It’s another thing altogether when your wife is actually trying to kill you. I mean, how else do you explain all these fancy gourmet meals she’s been cooking lately? I can’t tell if she’s trying to lull me into a false sense of security or just poison me, but something is definitely up. Oh, wait, you mean it’s just because she found new Gourmet Gusto 20-minute meals? Oh. Well… never mind.

Grandma Cronk's Coffee Cakes

GRANDMA CRONK’S COFFEE CAKES


Flat screen TVs, computers, nonfat this, low carb that... these days, everything's changing, making it hard to enjoy even the simple pleasures.   Well, at least one thing has stayed the same: Grandma Cronk’s Coffee Cakes, proving the good ol' days are still here.
Grandma Minnie's

Grandma Minnie's

Put that back right now, young man!  Just because Grandma Minnie's Chocolate Chip Cookies are incredibly delicious doesn't mean you can have them before dinner!  Well, maybe just one. But only if I can have one, too!
Green and Miller Sanitation


Hey! Stop the truck! Ahhhh!  Can anyone explain to me why garbage pickup has to be at 5 AM?  If I miss the truck the garbage smells up the garage, but if I put it out the night before, the animals tear up the bags.  I’m calling Green and Miller Sanitation to schedule a pick-up at my convenience.  To schedule your pick-up, call 1-888-GARBAGE.


Grille de Brazil


This place is awful.  It’s loud and my steak is anything but "well done." Let’s go to a real steakhouse like Grille de Brazil.  Their top carvers select tender cuts of beef, pork, and lamb and flame grill them on sword-like skewers.  Choose from an array of  seasonal roasted vegetables and salads to complement your entrée. Experience the drama and flavor of South America at Grille de Brazil.
Hailey's Liquid Fertilzer
HAILEY’S LIQUID FERTILIZER

"Oh hello, my little petunias. And how are you, my daisies?" Some people think it’s a little strange that I talk to my plants, but I know that my garden always grows best when I come along to brighten their day. Of course, using Hailey’s Liquid Fertilizer doesn’t hurt either. It helps keep my flowers blooming and my greens lush. Now if only I could get my tulips to let me get a word in edgewise!
Halitol


Have you noticed how people seem to move back from you when you talk?  It’s your breath.  Yeah, it’s foul.  Honey, don’t cry. Oh, the fumes are making your eyes water?  We can fix it.  Just switch your toothpaste and mouthwash to Halitol, the doctor’s choice. In just five minutes your mouth will be sweet enough to kiss.  Halitol.  The death of bad breath.

Hamilton Photography


"Where are the numbers?" The director smiled when she said it, but she was right. The headshot I tried to take with my smart phone looked just like a mug shot, minus the number plaque. Trying to save a little money had almost cost me a job. That’s when I went to Hamilton Photography. Bad headshots are criminal. Get your mug over to Hamilton Photography.

Happy Canine Biscuits


My dog and I share everything!  My bed, my pillow… I even let her eat off my plate.  But she never shares her Happy Canine Dog Biscuits. Good thing I don't eat dog treats!

Healthy Family Chiropractic


Hey, I’ve got a neck again, and it moves.  I’m finally pain free after years of soreness and headaches. The doctors at Healthy Family Chiropractic helped me to recover without expensive or risky surgeries.  Now I can see what I've been missing. Free yourself with Healthy Family Chiropractors.
Henry's Home Repair

HENRY’S HOME REPAIR


My toaster is cold, my refrigerator is room temperature and the furnace has turned my living room into an oven!  Are there any appliances in this house that actually work?  I’m calling Henry’s Home Repair Service.  Henry’s handymen are local experts that really care about getting the job done right.  When you need someone who actually knows how to fix things, call Henry’s Home Repair Service.  

Hitching Post


"Let’s go tie one on!"  My best friend uses that joke every Friday night when it’s time to head over to The Hitching Post Saloon and Eatery.  We go over there for Ladies Night, talk to friends, and sample the best microbrews and steaks in town.  So don’t just sit at home, come tie one on with us at The Hitching Post.  You’ll be glad you came.


Holiday Fare


I really hate cooking!  You won’t find me chopping veggies or standing over a hot stove.  No more aprons for me!  But when I have dinner guests, I still have to maintain my reputation as a great chef.  So, who really does all my cooking?  It’s Jon and his crew from Holiday Fare!  With entrees from Holiday Fare, you can enjoy flavors from around the world and never have to step foot in the kitchen.

Honorable Mention Magazine


Are you a loser and proud of it?  Do you like to run one step behind the winner so you can stay in their draft and slide into second place glory?   Slackers Unite! Your magazine is here.  Honorable Mention Magazine celebrates the craft and pleasure of an un-pressured life near the top.  Honorable Mention Magazine: for those who don’t expect much.
Hot Sauce Hotline


Hot Sauce Hotline; please state the nature of your emergency.  Sir, I can’t understand you while you're screaming.  Heavy breathing only makes it burn more.  Scream once if you tried to eat Tongues of Flame Hot Sauce and twice if it was some other boring hot sauce.  You’ll find emergency instructions next to the disclaimer on the bottle, sir. Thanks for trying Tongues of Flame Hot Sauce; you can’t beat the burn.

Inside Scoop


How much cool, creamy ice cream can you eat?  Visit The Inside Scoop and find out.  Our ice cream buffet features every flavor we make and you can sample new flavors that our ice-cream mixologists are designing daily.  Taste the next great flavor and your all time favorites at The Inside Scoop.  Scoop's on!

Jecko Game Systems #1


A family face-off?  All right, you’re on! Get ready for the video game trouncing of your life! Ah ha! Good move. Not bad, but I’m catching up! Hmm… best two out of three? Jecko Games Systems are fun for all ages.

Johnson's Foot Powder

JOHNSON’S FOOT POWDER


I’m going to hang my coat up in the front closet.  Pee-yew! Your kids’ sneakers smell as bad as my kids' sneakers used to. You paid a lot of money for those; instead of throwing them out, why not try Johnson’s Foot Powder? It kills the worst of odors and leaves a great fresh scent. Johnson’s Foot Powder: clean smell, clean house.

Johnson's Furniture

JOHNSON’S FURNITURE


Hello, you have reached the residence and home office of the world famous clock makers, Stanley and little Johnny Green. This is their secretary, accountant, and mother, Mrs. Barbara Green. We’re very sorry, but we’re not available to answer your call. The whole family has gone to Johnson’s Furniture Store to pick up our fabulous new living room furniture. Finally, no more aching backs or stiff necks, and Johnson’s Furniture saved us a ton of money. So, if we don’t call you back in a few days... don’t worry. With all the money we saved at Johnson’s, I got the boys to take me on a cruise!
Kid Watch


"You want one of my kids?  I’ll give you one for free.  Okay, you drive a hard bargain. Tell you what, I’ll give you the matched set."  Every parent thinks it at some point, and that's a sign that it’s time to take a break.  When I feel it coming on, I know it’s time for a grown-up night out and I call Kid Watch.  Their babysitters are reliable and well trained and their rates are reasonable too.  Kid Watch, so you can take a night off.
Ladies' Soccer League


My mother always insisted that I act like a lady.  Before every game she would remind me to never kick above the shin guards, look the goalie in the eyes before scoring, and never knock an opponent down...unless they really deserve it.  Join The Ladies' Soccer League of Howard County, and be a real lady.
Lady Luck


Come on, come on, just one more match! With my Lady Luck scratch off ticket, I can win all sorts of prizes. Yes! Oh yeah, I won! Lady Luck lottery tickets. Scratch off a little luck today!

Lawson's

LAWSON’S


Have you seen the outfit Bob has on today? It’s like he backed his truck up to the 1980’s and stocked up on ugly clothes! He should take a trip to Lawson’s. They’ve got all kinds of styles at prices so low even Bob can afford to update his look.  Today, his clothes; tomorrow, that lime-green Gremlin! Get affordable men’s fashions at Lawson's.

Lightning Charge Mints


There she goes: the girl of my dreams. I’ve been waiting for this moment for weeks! I’ve got everything I need: flowers, chocolates, and cologne. I even ate a Lightning Charge Mint. If I can act as cool as my breath is, I might even get a kiss! Lightning Charge Mints: cool as cool can be.
Lineberry Lemonade


After a long day of kids playing, dogs barking and things breaking, I can’t wait to just sit on the porch and sip on a Lineberry Lemonade.  Ah, yes, Lineberry Lemonade. The sweet taste of quiet.

Little Folks Toys #2


Toy shopping with my kids used to be question after question; a real nightmare. "Mom, what does this do?" "Why isn’t it talking?" "Does it come in any other color?" My kids would leave empty handed, and I’d take home one monstrous headache. Then a friend told me about Little Folks Toy Store. Your kids can try out all the toys and the friendly staff will answer all those questions. Let your kids explore and have fun.  Little Folks Toy Store is fun for the whole family!

Little Folks Toys - Grandparent

LITTLE FOLKS TOYS (GRANDPARENT)


Toy shopping with my grandkids used to be question after question; a real nightmare. "Grandma, what does this do?""Why isn't it talking?" "Does it come in any other color?" The kids would leave empty handed, and I'd take home one monstrous headache. Then a friend told me about Little Folks Toy Store. 
Locker Room


I’ve got two teenage boys, but it's like having two wild animals in the house.  After they'd pretty much destroyed every piece of furniture in their room, there was no way I was buying them expensive new furniture.  Thank heavens I found Locker Room Furniture.  They sell durable pieces that are easy to put together, take apart and scrub down when the boys actually clean their room.  Locker Room Furniture makes furniture that can survive anything.



Logic Showdown



I’ve had it! You know that manager in shipping that's always bragging about how smart she is?  I challenged her to a fight. We’re meeting after work today online at logic-showdown.com. They have logic puzzles from all over the world and when you're ready, you can join the tournament and meet your opponents live in the Logic Coliseum.  Come on, it’s almost five!
Lose It Weight Loss Program


I can’t believe this!  I’ve been dieting for months and haven’t lost any weight! I should have listened to Jane.  She’s lost 15 pounds in three months and she’s kept it off.  I asked her what her secret is and she said she’s been on the Lose It Weight Loss Program. It taught her how to eat the right way for a lifetime, not just for a few weeks while she was on the diet. The Lose It Weight Loss Program is the right way to lose weight.

Lotus Flower Vegetarian Restaurant


Sunday night, my wife asks if I’m ready to go.  I’m about to say, “Go where?” when it hits me; we’re meeting my son and his new girlfriend at some fancy vegetarian restaurant called The Lotus Flower.  I’m thinking, "Can we stop somewhere for a hamburger beforehand?" but I go anyway. To my surprise, the staff recommended some dishes that had a lot of flavor and were Tofu free.  The Lotus Flower Vegetarian Restaurant actually has food that everyone can enjoy.

Lunch Pockets


Man, that new girl at work is driving me crazy! She asks me so many questions I’ve had to start hiding in the break room to get away from her! While I was in there, though, I discovered these great new microwavable meals called Lunch Pockets! With their zesty combination of meat and cheese in a flaky outer crust… well, let’s just say that now I’m happy whenever she comes around so I can make a Lunch Pocket run!

Madison Sports Bar & Grill

MADISON SPORTS BAR AND GRILL


Did you hit the snooze button this morning?  Did you curse the cheerful morning television host who announced it was Monday again?  Then you’re one of us.  Come join us for Mad Dog Mondays at the Madison Sports Bar & Grill.  Every Monday we offer outrageous food and drink specials, highlights from all the weekend's games and a chance to forget that it’s Monday.  Mad Dog Mondays are only at the Madison Sports Bar & Grill.
MATCH MAKER APP #2



"Hey, handsome, don't I know you?" "What's a man like you doing in a place like this?" "Do you have a bandage, because I just scraped my knee falling for you." Guys-- are you sick of meeting the same type of girl? Now, Channel 103-5 offers men an app that lets you make the match and make the first move. Just go to channel1035.com search Match Maker and meet a different type of woman.
McKay Beer #1


McKay Beer “high fives” the Heroes of the Modern World.  Today we look to you, Mr. Ice Cream Truck Driver.  When you sail by in your magical happy-mobile, you bring sunshine to the souls of all who see you.  Your beautiful song gives hope to the thousands of children and college students who are in dire need of a sweet, cold treat.

Mega Maxi Novelties


Got an annoying co-worker? Love to get back at the boss for passing you over? Why not send them a message in style? When the classic whoopee cushion just won’t do the trick, it’s time to call in the big guns. Get your Mega Maxi Novelty Catalogue today, and find just the right way to say, “Your turn, buddy!”

Metro Cut


I figured it was time for a haircut when a girl I knew told me that the '80s called and wanted their hairstyle back. So I ducked into Metro Cut, the place for men. Now I get stopped on the street and told how much I look like a movie star. Metro Cut knows how to make guys look good.


Miranda Jones


Anybody can tell a joke.  It takes a real daredevil to perform death defying comic feats for you.  Can one woman alone survive chainsaws, hecklers and high heels?  The only way to find out is to come to the show! Miranda Jones: Action Comic. At the Chesapeake Theater all week… if she survives.

Mister Maxwell's Bakery

MISTER MAXWELL’S BAKERY


I’d always start baking with dreams of the "oohs and aahs" everyone would exclaim when they saw my pastries.  I’d use the best ingredients, follow all the steps, and they'd come out wrong anyway.  That’s why now I buy all my baked goods at Mr. Maxwell’s Bakery.  Their experts offer perfect pastries every day and I still get the "oohs" I crave.    Mr. Maxwell’s Bakery is flaky, sweet perfection.

Model Walk


See that gorgeous woman in the blue dress?  Watch what happens when she gets up to make the announcements.  Ha!  She walks like a trucker in her high heels.  Do you think we should tell her about the free runway modeling class Athena Models is offering at White Oaks Mall this weekend? 
Morgan's Lite Ale (Woman)

MORGAN’S LITE ALE  (WOMAN)


If life were perfect, your husband’s dirty workout sweats would find their own way to the laundry room, your kid’s after school activities would include bus service and your house would clean itself. Ahh yes, but at least there is Morgan’s Lite Ale. It’s definitely perfect. Morgan’s Lite Ale is full of rich imported taste and has only 94 calories.

Morgan's Lite Ale (Man)

MORGAN’S LITE ALE (MAN)


If life were perfect the garbage would take itself out, your wife’s clothes would only take up half the closet, and your kid’s hamster would clean his own cage. Ahh yes, but at least there's Morgan’s Lite Ale. The rich imported taste is perfect and it only has 94 calories.

Mother May I Donuts


Thank you all for coming! You know, after working here for 20 years, I‘ve just realized something: I can’t wait to get out of this place! In fact, the only reason I bother to show up for these meetings at all anymore is for the free donuts! Mother May I Donuts are worth showing up for.

Mullen's Premium Oil

MULLEN’S PREMIUM OIL


Okay, so you're not a tech guru and you haven’t won a Pulitzer, but you have other proof that you’re a genius.  What’s the dead giveaway? You use Mullen’s Premium Oil in your car to prolong your engine's life.
Mullen's Tire Supply

MULLEN’S TIRE SUPPLY


Have you ever ordered new tires and then had the service technician tell you that you’ll also have to pay for a wheel alignment? You already paid a pretty penny for the tires, why should you have to pay extra just to get them put on the right way? Well at Mullen’s Tire Supply, the alignment is on us. That’s right, free.  Whether you buy one tire or all four, Mullen’s will give you a free wheel alignment. So come to Mullen’s Tire Supply the next time you need tires.

New Vision Plastic Surgery 2


I was always unpopular and constantly picked last; I used to be a real-life ugly duckling. Now, thanks to the doctors at New Vision Plastic Surgery, I turn heads wherever I go because I look great. New Vision Plastic Surgery lets the inner you shine.

Nirvana Game Complex


Nirvana.  That’s the only word you can use to describe it.  Four floors of every type of arcade and computer game you can imagine from pinball to virtual jousting.  You can wander from room to room with no coins, no lines and no time limits.  You don’t have to die to go to heaven, just press start.  The Nirvana Game Complex is a gamer's paradise.


No-No Box

Strike back at telemarketers, unwanted calls, and pesky wrong numbers with The No-No Box! Anyone who calls your number that's not on your list will be bombarded by a deafening one hundred decibel blast of pure sonic assault! That'll teach 'em! The No-No Box is not legal in most areas, and as such, its use may result in your prosecution.  Evil Little Man Technologies: hey, we warned you!
No-No Box #2

Are you tired of telemarketing calls during dinner?  Have a prank caller who just won't go away?  Secure Home Technologies presents the No-No Box!  The No-No Box is the life-changing device that will stop all those annoying calls. The No-No Box attached to your phone and blocks calls from any number not entered on your “safe list.”   Enjoy your home and your phone again. The No-No Box, from Secure Home Technologies.

North Country Credit Union


Wait a minute; phone systems that make me do all the work, even during business hours, are not a form of customer service.  Customer service is when a pleasant person helps you manage your account so you can get on with your day. If you’d like to actually get the service you pay for at your bank, switch to North Country Credit Union, servicing the community since 1958.

Northshore Bank


Look at you, all dressed up for your first high school dance. Do you have everything you need? Deodorant? Check. Car keys? Check. Plenty of cash? Don’t worry, you can stop on the way. With your NorthShore Bank Debit Card, you can get cash at any ATM, anytime, anywhere. NorthShore Bank is there for you.

Odor-Off

Hey, Tony, check out the garbage at the Masons’ house! Man, it really stinks!  This stuff came from their kitchen?  They need to get a clue, and use Odor-Off!  It gets rid of all of those disgusting, nasty odors that come from the garbage.  Ugh, we got any more biohazard stickers? Odor-Off. Take out the trash!

Office Spot Ink Refills

Office Spot Ink Refills

So, the printer in my home office ran out of ink this weekend. A new color cartridge is 35 bucks and a black cartridge is 30 -- but a new printer is only fifty bucks! So why should I buy new ink? It turns out that Office Spot has the answer! Bring in your old cartridges and they'll refill them both for only twenty dollars! Office Spot. Keep it simple!

On-Time Parcel Service


Thank Heavens! It’s finally here! Too bad it's the gift you needed two weeks ago!  Next time, use On-Time! On-Time Parcel guarantees on-time delivery and safe handling of all packages or your money back! 

One Jump Battery Charger


That was lucky!  My car battery was completely dead and I had less than two hours to catch my flight to a business meeting.  A neighbor helped me out this time, but next time I’ll help myself.  One Jump is a small reusable charger that's ready anytime your battery needs a boost. The One Jump Battery Charger is ready when you need it.

Orchard Singles


Kids today have it so easy. When I was a kid the only way you could get a glass of fresh juice was to walk to the orchard. It was three miles, uphill both ways, just to pick the fruit!  These new Orchard Singles are fresh squeezed and ready whenever you want one... bah!  Nothing this easy should be allowed to taste so good.  Orchard Singles are so fresh they‘ll spoil you.




Out of This World Cafe


There are two things I love: science fiction and eating. Now I can enjoy both at The Out of This World Café!  It’s got all kinds of sci-fi memorabilia and a space-themed menu! Dine out... of the Galaxy at The Out of This World Café!

Panini Cafe


I’m sick of constantly eating hamburgers, hot dogs, and french fries. I travel for work and sometimes I think if I eat one more bite of fast food, I'm going to cry tears of pure grease.  That’s why I love it when I see a Panini cafe.  They make great sandwiches in a flash, and they offer hearty salads and soups of the day that really are special.  The Panini Café is good food, fast.

Parker's Pet Grooming

PARKER’S PET GROOMING


Wow, does Fido smell! He needs a bath again!  I’ve brushed him and scrubbed him but he needs professional help!  I’m taking him to Parker’s Pet Grooming on Main Street.  They have the best groomers and you don’t need an appointment.  Let them freshen him up.  Parker’s Pet Grooming will pamper your pet.

Pennyworth Lottery Tickets


Mom, Dad, I know this is going to come as a shock, but I have something to tell you. I’m… I’m… a millionaire! How? I just bought one of the new Mr. Pennyworth Lottery Tickets. Yeah, you can win up to a million dollars instantly! Now, let’s talk about that time you grounded me when I was seven…

Perry Staplers


A lot of people tend to ignore their staplers. They think of them as just another piece of office equipment. But when you have a Perry stapler, you can’t help but see it for what it really is: peace of mind. With my Perry stapler, I never have to worry about jams or bent staples, and the multi-jointed function allows me to staple even the thickest stack of papers with ease. Sure, you can put me in a basement office, but as long as I have my Perry stapler, you won’t hear me complain.
Power Pill


There’s a red pill, a green pill, a white pill... but how do you know which one will do you any good?  A breakthrough in vitamins is now at your pharmacy.  The Power Pill gives its users more energy, better skin, and healthier hair. Replace all your expensive vitamins with the Power Pill, the long lasting vitamin and mineral supplement that adjusts to what your body needs. The Power Pill is a powerful way to take vitamins!

Quick & Easy Markets

QUICK & EASY MARKETS


It’s late.  You’re hungry.  The grocery store is closed and so are all the restaurants... what do you do? Easy, you drive to your local Quick & Easy Market.  Quick & Easy markets are open 24 hours and have a large variety of items to choose from.  Fresh subs, hot dogs, pizza, ice cream -- even gourmet coffee. What are you waiting for?  Quick & Easy - all you have to do is get there.

Random Wireless


I'm out of the state right now traveling for work so, my responses will be a little slow until I get back. I had a wireless connection when I traveled, but I wasn’t comfortable turning over my credit card to every little service provider on the planet claiming to be a gatekeeper. Then my boss signed us up for Random Wireless. They have hot spots everywhere and their unique system lets you use other carriers for a minimal fee without having to submit your credit info to them. So wherever your business takes you, take Random Wireless. It's every network all in one.


Real Health Club


Feeling intimidated at the gym by all those people who look like they could be fitness models? Join the fitness center that was created to help real people get real help in starting a healthy exercise program. At Real Health, our trainers will customize a program just for you. We have all kinds of classes, for all levels of fitness. Real Health is the gym for real people.

Real Travel Magazine


"The lobby is reminiscent of the Old Ritz." Well, that's useful. I thought a travel magazine was supposed to tell me about exciting new places I can afford to visit, not reminisce about places I've never seen. I want to get out and enjoy the world now, not someday when I'm rich. That’s why I subscribe to Real Travel Magazine.  Every month they give me the  advice I need. Real Travel Magazine is really worth the read.

Red Bear Lager


I can’t say I was shedding any tears when my supervisor got fired. Now I’m up for his job! Luckily, I have an edge on the competition. See, I’ve got a letter of reference… from the president of the company! How’d I get it? Simple. He’s my dad. [As announcer]: Life sucks. Your beer shouldn’t. Red Bear Lager. Making life more bearable.

Red Bear Lager #2


Why climb the corporate ladder when you can take the express elevator?  See, I've got an edge on the competition. Just a little letter of reference from the president of the company. How’d I get it? Simple. He’s my dad. [As announcer]: Life sucks. Your beer shouldn’t. Red Bear Lager. Making life more bearable.
Resume Wizards


I can’t stand writing resumes!  No, I actually hate writing resumes!  Who thought of this stone-age practice?  Ugh! Unfortunately, to get the job I really want, I have to have one. So, I beat the system.  That’s right, I found my saviors:  Resume Wizards!  I just went to their web site, answered some easy questions, and less than 24 hours later - just like magic - I got my resume, got the job, and got a lot more relaxed!  It’s all thanks to Resume Wizards!


Rick's Lawn Care


Let’s see, what’s on the list of things I’d rather do than mow the lawn? Have surgery, eat lima beans, read the dictionary, do calculus, go shopping with my wife… and that’s just the start of it. Luckily, with Rick’s Lawn Care, I can afford to have the lawn done for me. Their prices are so reasonable, it’s not even a drain on my budget. Now, what am I going to do with all my free time?
RoboVac


Wow, I dodged a bullet that time.  When my best friend called and said she’d be by in 30 minutes, I thought I was doomed.  Then I remembered my new RoboVac.   I set it down, pushed the on switch and ran into the kitchen.  Twenty minutes later the dishes were done, the bathroom touched up and the floor looked like it had vacuumed itself... because it had!  Someday my whole house will clean itself.  'Til then, there’s RoboVac.




Roland Watches


I can’t believe he’s late again.  He says it’s because his watch keeps stopping.  Well, little does he know I just bought him a Roland Watch.  Roland Watches are guaranteed to run for a lifetime.  Now lets see if he’s late, or if he just comes up with a new excuse.
Rollem Down


I don’t believe this! Our office meeting was supposed to start 10 minutes ago but I’m still standing here alone, feeling like an idiot! No, it’s more like a fish in a fishbowl with all of these windows around my office. Wait, those practical jokers are watching me, aren’t they? That’s it! I’m shopping at Rollem Down Blinds and Shades Company today.

Sales Demographics


“I need that information yesterday, Jones!” I had no idea how I was going to find the statistics my boss needed.  Lawnmower statistics aren’t exactly listed on the backs of cereal boxes. I thought I was sunk.  That’s when my supervisor told me to go to sales-demos.com. I completed their online request form and in just a few minutes, the answer was e-mailed to me along with supporting graphs and documentation. Now I look like a genius.  Sales-demos.com gets you facts in a flash.
Salt and Sea


Take a look at the new dish on the menu.  He looks delectable doesn’t he?  It’s time we met.  Waiter, I’ll have that big red hunk on the right side of the tank.  Oh yeah, Mama’s having lobster tonight!  The Salt and Sea Restaurant now offers fresh Maine Lobster every weekend.  The Salt and Sea Restaurant is as fresh as seafood gets.


Salvage & Scrap

SALVAGE & SCRAP


Two hundred dollars for a set of spark plug wires!  I thought the people at the dealership were joking when they told me that... then they gave me the bill.  Now I'll make a trip to Eddie's Salvage and Scrap instead of paying dealer prices.  They sell salvaged parts at a fraction of the retail price that are guaranteed to work or your money back. 

Schnoz Superior Facial Tissue


Do you consume more facial tissues than a grown man should?  Maybe it’s because you're using wimpy little tissues.  Grab the strong, thick tissue designed for a man with a superior nose.  Schnoz is the big tissue proven to withstand even a gale force sneeze.  Go pick up Schnoz, the superior tissue for the superior nose.


Scrub Master


Charlie, your mission is to scrub the tub.  Susan, you're in charge of vacuuming.  I’ll tackle the kitchen.  Good luck, I’ll see you in a few hours.   We still clean the house on Saturdays, but it’s less of a battle with my new cordless Scrub Master. With the Scrub Master, I can face the dirt and be victorious.
Scrubbies


Don’t you know that your mother is always right?  If you want to get last night’s dried on, caked on dishes clean without doing a complete physical workout, use Scrubbies. Scrubbies pads get the dirt off much quicker than any of those other so called cleaning pads, and they’re scratch safe. So if you want to save yourself time and a lot of energy, listen to your mother! Use Scrubbies!

Sheldon's Card Shop

SHELDON’S CARD SHOP


I hear it all the time. “My mom sold all my old baseball cards in a garage sale!” Well, if your mom didn’t decimate your entire collection for a few measly bucks, come on in to Sheldon’s Card Shop! We buy rare cards, complete collections, and even team sets!  Sheldon’s Card Shop is the complete source for all your collecting needs!


Slap Shot Channel


I grew up around hockey. I played hockey, watched hockey, and dreamed about hockey. If you love hockey like I do and don’t have the Slap Shot Channel, you ought to have your head examined. It’s the official channel of the World Hockey League and it features games, league updates and commentary all day, every day. The Slap Shot Channel:  What are you waiting for?
Small Business Incorporated


Another billable hour lost.  I swear I’d love to just call people who don’t show up for their appointments and leave an announcement saying “You’ve won a million dollars! All you have to do to claim your prize is meet us at…” and then never show up.  I’m going to call Small Business Incorporated today.  SBI will handle all my scheduling and reminder calls so I can get on with my day.  Small Business Incorporated is the professional way to schedule your day.



Soft Step


I’m telling you, some people have no common courtesy! I’m nine months pregnant and do you think someone could offer me a seat? Oh, my poor feet! It's times like these I’m thankful for my Soft Step shoe inserts. They keep my poor swollen feet comfy for hours and I still have enough get-up-and-go to finish up my errands.  Soft Step Inserts, for when comfort counts!

SoLaTi

Sol La Ti 

(absolutely not - its solfeggio)


No more off-key showers for me. My new Aria Shower Head from SoLaTi really gives me something to sing about. I’m developing quite the repertoire. [Sings.]

Solo Video Glasses


"Did you bring enough to share with everyone?"  All the people around me on the plane seem to think that rule still applies to grown-ups when it comes to my DVD player.  That’s why I bought my Solo Video Glasses.  It’s more than a personal video entertainment center, it gives me the privacy I crave and the high quality sound and picture I need to enjoy my movies.  So, no, I did not bring enough for everyone.  Solo Video Glasses are the perfect entertainment solution for one.

Sports Station 24


What can I say? I'm a sports guy. Football, baseball, basketball, even boxing. But I'm on the road all the time, and sometimes I miss the big events. So when I need to find results quick and easy, there's only one choice. The Sports Station 24. Finally, something for people who really love sports!

Stay Fit


You know, it’s funny; I never noticed before just how hard it is to lose weight when you eat triple cheeseburgers for lunch every day. And I’m guessing the full pint of ice cream I eat for dessert every night probably doesn’t help, either. Well, I guess it’s time to call Stay Fit Weight Loss.
Stilicho Wine

So, the big boss wants to see you. The big kahuna, the Commander in Chief, El Presidente! That’s right, your wife. And you forgot your anniversary! Luckily, you bought a bottle of Stilicho wine and put it in the basement, just in case. You act as if you remembered, and you not only survive the possible “cold shoulder” treatment, you have one of the best nights of your life. Stilicho Wine. We save relationships... one bottle at a time.

Studio Dance


It’s your big day! The day you’ve planned for your entire life! And you're going to be dancing! But it's not just any dance; it's your first dance as husband and wife, and both of you have two left feet! We offer private and group lessons for all types of dance and all types of people. Call Studio Dance and avoid a disaster.

Style Noir


Look at my pants!  Now I understand why people in the city wear black all winter long.  I always thought it was just an attitude thing, but since I started walking to work, I understand. The snow and slush on the streets is filthy!  So I wear black now, too, but I do it with style.  Style Noir specializes in city wear that's anything but your basic black.  Style Noir; walk the city in style.


Sun Fresh Detergent


After teaching kindergarten for 20 years, I know a thing or two about children. And one thing I know for sure is that kids love to make a mess! That’s why I use Sun Fresh Detergent. Even little Jimmy can’t find a stain that Sun Fresh has trouble with.

Sunlight Water


I’m a guy, a dude. I’m a man’s man. Tough, strong, macho. Ruff! So who cares if I like Sunlight’s new five calorie flavored water? It doesn’t mean I’m not manly, it just means I believe in great taste, low calories, and good health. You got a problem with that?
SuperStop


OK, so it’s the middle of the night, there’s no food anywhere and you’re starving! Well, check out SuperStop.  They’re open 24 hours.  They have it all, from snack food to sandwiches and everything in between.  At SuperStop,  one stop is all you need.

Sweet Factory
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Looks like Jim’s on his way to work. But, wait, it seems like Jim’s forgotten something. What’s the matter, Jim? Did you realize you left the house without your shiny new laptop? Well, don’t worry, Jim, we’re sure the boss will understand. If he doesn’t you can just treat him to a danish from The Sweet Factory.

Sweet Rewards Snacks


Dollar menus, two-for-one deals, fresh pastries right out of the glazing machine... you don't even have to get out of your car to ruin your diet these days.  That’s why I carry Sweet Rewards Snacks.  They come in 15 different varieties and none of them will get in the way of my weight loss goals.  Sweet Rewards: the best reward is good health.
Text Message Crisis


Mike told Melissa that he heard Julie telling Hunter that Ryan was really bummed that I wasn’t at the party on Saturday.  Don’t you get it, Dad?  I'm so out of the loop without a phone that can send text messages.  It took a whole 24 hours to find out that Julie is obviously jealous of me.  Cell-Star has plans that offer unlimited texting for 2.99 a month and you get a free phone!

The Crystal Box


Do you like crystals? calming, strength building, even crystals to help with your overall happiness? Your friends may think you're crazy, but we know the truth! The Crystal Box has all the healing crystals you could ever dream of! Plus all the supplies a crystal collector needs. We also host "healing" parties every Friday, so bring your friends and let them learn what you've known all along.



The Island of Romance

The Island of Romance


Okay, I'm all packed for seven days of vacation.  Now tell me: where are we going for our anniversary?  Aruba?!? You’re taking me to Aruba?  You're such a romantic.  Warm tropical breezes, romantic dinners, and nights all to ourselves in a private little bungalow.  Let’s go, gorgeous.  Aruba: the island of romance. Book now and save 20 percent on select resorts. 

Tissue Hogging


My allergies, his allergies.  Who knew that when my husband and I promised to love and honor each other we should've included sharing our facial tissues in the vows?  He's such a tissue hog!  With new Aloe Supreme Pocket Packs we can stash separate tissue packets anywhere and everywhere we need them.  Get your own pack of Aloe Supreme Pocket Packs.

University Of Central NY


As an actual rocket scientist, there’s nothing I love more than saying, “Well, it ain’t exactly rocket science!” Without my degree from The Aeronautical Engineering School at the University of Central New York, I wouldn’t be qualified to make jokes like that. Hey, I’m a rocket scientist. A sense of humor isn’t exactly a job qualification, okay?

Urban Legend App 1

 

Did the Titanic really carry a cursed mummy? Can you really buy a penguin on the internet? If you want to separate the weird legends from the bizarre truth, check out the free FactOrFic app available on your smartphone.

Urban Legend App 2

 

Does it really take the human body seven years to digest chewing gum? What's the real story behind Sasquatch? If you want to separate the myths from the truth, check out the free FactOrFic app available in your phone’s app store.

Vermont Farms Organic Soups


Potato soup again?  I just couldn’t bear the thought of it after eating the same boring flavor all winter long.  That’s when I saw Vermont Farms Carrot Ginger Soup.  I could see the sunny orange color and creamy texture of it in the jar and it was certified organic.  When I got home the sweet, hot flavor was everything I imagined.  Vermont Farms Carrot Ginger Soup; start a new tradition.
VIP Calendars


“I hope you didn't forget that your dad’s birthday is Friday.”  Oh no, you almost missed your own parent's birthday! To prevent this kind of mistake, call VIP Calendars.  Our daily calendars and special alerts will make sure your important dates won’t slip by.  VIP Calendars, watching the schedule of life.  

Wag The Dog Obedience School


So you finally broke down and got the kids that puppy they've been begging for. Dogs are a lot of fun, but when they chew up your shoes, your couch and your newspaper, it's time to give us a call. Wag the Dog Obedience School trains dogs of all sizes... and also trains the owners.

Walker's Auto #3

WALKER’S AUTO #3

 My wife tries to keep us on a budget, you know? So I’m trying to get her to look at a new car. She says “A new car will cost way too much.” I explain to her that I know where we can get the best deal, at a really low interest rate. “You can never get the best interest rates at a car dealership,” she says. So I tell her about Walker’s Auto. They give you the best deal, the best selection of cars, and the best interest rate. “Walker’s Auto,” she says, “why didn’t you say so in the first place?”

Walker's Auto Sales

WALKER’S AUTO SALES


I think I’m going insane! I have to be at the doctor’s at 3:00, take Johnny and his friends to soccer practice, Jenny to dance class, and, oh, I almost forgot! I have to pick up my presentation at work!  It’s a good thing I bought a minivan. I got a great deal, too, at Walker’s Auto Sales. They have such an amazing selection of vehicles at Walker’s, I had a hard time choosing.

Waterfleet Pens


"How many times do I have to tell you? I’m not him! Go away!" Boy, looking like a Hollywood movie star can be a real curse. Everywhere I go someone asks me for an autograph! Luckily, I keep my Waterfleet Pen handy at all times. Hey, if they won’t leave you alone, just give ‘em what they ask for!

XTunes Mp3 Player


The XTunes portable MP3 player is so small I can take it anywhere and hide it easily, which is really helpful, especially since my wife steals it from me constantly! You know, I think it’s time I bought her one, too. XTunes Portable MP3 player. Convenient. Powerful. Concealable.

Yoga Cards


What happened to your wrist?  I always suspected Yoga could be dangerous in the wrong hands. Instead of losing your balance by staring at a television while you’re learning a new move, try posing cards.  Strike-A-Pose Yoga Cards let you see a picture of a new pose and its modified positions wherever it's easiest for you.  Strike-A-Pose Yoga Cards are the fun and safe way to learn.

Zombies

Zombies giving you a hard time? Don’t let the stench of the undead turn your nose. Try new Odor Killers, guaranteed to repel zombies… or at least the smell of them.

A Garden's Secrets
A Garden's Secrets

Hidden behind a tangle of vines and thorns, the secret garden bloomed with life as Emily, a young girl with a green thumb, tended to her plants.”Good morning, my lovely flowers! Time to wake up and stretch!” Emily said. With a gentle touch, Emily coaxed the petals open, revealing bursts of vibrant colors that danced in the sunlight. “Oh, how beautiful you all are!” she said softly. And in that moment, the garden began to whisper secrets only Emily could hear.

Alphabet Forest
Alphabet Forest

Hello, curious minds! Today, we're going on an exciting journey through the Alphabet Forest. Are you ready? Let’s zip up our adventure jackets, tie our shoelaces, and put on our thinking caps! First up, meet 'A' for Apple. Can you say 'A'? Great job! Now, here's 'B' for Ball. Can you say ‘B’? Excellent!

Backyard Treasure Hunt
Backyard Treasure Hunt

Hello little detectives! Welcome to 'Backyard Treasure Hunt,' where every leaf and pebble is a clue to unravel the mysteries of nature. Today, we're setting off on a quest to find the hidden jewels of our own backyards. Are you ready to search high and low? Click the green leaf to start!

Captain Redbeard
Captain Redbeard

Captain Redbeard stood at the helm of his mighty ship, the Jolly Roger, as it sailed through stormy seas. “Hoist the sails! We're heading for treasure!” he shouted. His first mate, Sully, called back, “Aye, Captain! But the seas be rough!” Suddenly, a monstrous wave crashed over the bow, soaking the crew from head to toe. Captain Redbeard shook the saltwater from his tangled hair and vowed, “Alas, me hearties! We'll weather this storm and find the treasure, come hell or high water!

Carousel
Carousel

The abandoned amusement park loomed in the moonlight, its rusted rides casting long, eerie shadows across the overgrown fairgrounds. Despite the chill in the air, Lucas felt a thrill of anticipation as he and Mia squeezed through the broken gate. "Imagine all the stories this place could tell," Mia said, her flashlight cutting through the darkness. They made their way to the carousel, its once-vibrant horses now faded and peeling. Suddenly, the carousel creaked to life, music warbling from its ancient speakers. Lucas and Mia exchanged a look of alarm and fascination. Who—or what—had set the carousel spinning on this deserted night?


Cotton's Adventure
Cotton's Adventure

Deep in the heart of the enchanted forest, a curious bunny named Cotton hopped among the tall trees, “Wow! Look at all the colorful flowers!” cried Cotton. Suddenly, a tiny voice chimed in from the bushes, and a fairy with beautiful wings stepped out. “Hello, little one! Would you like to join us for a tea party” she asked. “A tea party? Yes, please!” said Cotton, even though he couldn’t see anyone else around, or a tea set for that matter. Cotton followed the fairy into a hidden glen anyway, where they soon came upon a small party of forest creatures chattering noisily. 

Echoes from the Deep
Echoes from the Deep

Luna and Kai stood at the edge of the cliff, overlooking the turbulent sea below, where legend told of a sunken city that whispered secrets to those who dared listen. As the full moon cast its silver light over the water, a melody rose from the depths, haunting and beautiful. "Do you hear that?" Luna asked, her voice barely above a whisper. Kai nodded, mesmerized by the sound. "It's the city," he replied, his gaze locked on the swirling waters below. "It's calling to us." Compelled by the melody, they found an old rowboat at the cliff's base. The melody grew louder with each stroke of the oars, guiding them into the heart of the sea's mysteries.



Echoes of Home
Echoes of Home

As the waves crashed against the rocky shore, Elijah and Mara stood in silence, the salty breeze tangling their hair and stirring memories long forgotten. "You can't step in the same river twice," Mara's voice broke the stillness, her gaze fixed on the horizon. Elijah nodded, a bittersweet smile playing on his lips. "No," he agreed, "but sometimes, you can find echoes of home in unexpected places." In that moment, as the sun dipped below the horizon, casting the world in shades of gold and pink, they realized that home was not a place but a feeling, a sense of belonging that transcended time and distance.
Fitness Program


You don’t need equipment to exercise, you need motivation and encouragement in starting a new lifestyle! Ready for Step 1?: Get Moving! No machines needed—just put on some comfortable clothes and shoes. Start with a brisk walk around your neighborhood or a local park. Aim for 20-30 minutes to get your heart rate up.

Step 2: Stay Motivated Set small, achievable goals. Track your progress, and celebrate your successes, no matter how small.

Step 3: Seek Support Join a fitness group or find a workout buddy to keep you accountable and make exercising more fun.

Remember, the key is consistency. Let’s make today the beginning of a healthier, happier you!


Forbidden Pages
Forbidden Pages

In the dimly lit library, Alex and Maya delved into forbidden knowledge, unaware of the dark forces they were about to unleash. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" whispered Alex, eyeing the ancient tome with caution. "Of course it is," replied Maya, flipping through the dusty pages."We came here for answers, didn't we?" As Maya's finger traced the arcane symbols, a chill swept through the room, and the shadows seemed to dance with a life of their own. Little did they know, their curiosity would awaken ancient powers beyond their control.

Galactic Quest
Galactic Quest

All aboard the 'Galactic Quest,' where the stars are our destination, and knowledge is our fuel. Today, we're navigating through constellations and quasars to unravel the secrets of the universe. Are you ready to ignite your rockets and soar through space? Strap in, astronauts, and let's blast off into a galaxy of discovery! To begin, click on the moon at the bottom of the screen!

Little Chefs
Little Chefs

Hello, little chefs! Welcome to 'Global Gourmet,' where flavors from around the world come to play. Today, we're taking a culinary tour, cooking up dishes from different cultures from around the world! Are you ready to chop, stir, and taste your way through some yummy recipes? Put on your apron, and let's turn up the heat in the kitchen! Italy, here we come!

Music Freeze Dance
Music Freeze Dance

Hi there, dance stars! Welcome to 'Melody Movements,' where the music moves us in mysterious ways. Today, we're dancing to the rhythm of the world, freezing in time when the music stops. Are you ready to twist, twirl, and freeze? Turn up the tunes, and let's show the world how we groove and stop on a dime!
Nature's Notebook
Nature's Notebook

Hello, young explorers! Welcome to 'Nature's Notebook,' where every day is an adventure into the wild wonders of the world around us. Today, we're embarking on a special journey to discover the incredible lifecycle of a butterfly. Are you ready to flutter along? Let's spread our wings and dive in!

Ocean Odyssey
Ocean Odyssey

Hello, deep-sea divers! Dive into 'Ocean Odyssey,' where the depths of the sea reveal their secrets. Today, we're plunging beneath the waves to explore coral reefs and mysterious marine life. Are you ready to swim with the fishes and uncover the wonders of the underwater world? Put on your virtual diving gear, and let's explore the ocean's hidden treasures!
Planet Protector's Workshop
Planet Protector's Workshop

Hey there, green creators! It's crafting time at 'Planet Protectors Workshop,' where our art saves the earth. Today, we're transforming recycling into treasure, using old to make new. Are you ready to craft with purpose, turning trash into eco-friendly masterpieces? Gather your materials, and let's create a cleaner, greener world, one craft at a time!
Puzzle Planet
Puzzle Planet

Welcome friends! Grab your game controllers and get ready to dive into the fantastic world of 'Puzzle Planet'! Are you ready to solve puzzles and unlock the secrets of the universe? Our first challenge is the 'Math Maze'—a labyrinth where numbers float like stars in the sky. Remember, explorers, every correct answer lights up a path forward! 

Speedy Solvers
Speedy Solvers

Hey there, speedy solvers! It's time for 'Number Sprint,' the game where quick thinking meets fast fingers. Today, we're racing to solve puzzles and equations faster than the ticking clock. Are you ready to dash through digits and leap over logarithms? Here's how it works: As soon as you know the correct answer press the blue arrow on the side of the screen. 

Story Chain
Story Chain

Greetings, creative minds! Welcome to 'Tale Twisters,' the game where every sentence is the start of a new adventure. Today, we're weaving a story so unique, it can only come from the wildest corners of our imagination. Are you ready to add your part to our ever-growing tale? Add your sentence when the big clock on the side of your screen lights up. 
The Attic
The Attic

In the attic of a cozy house, forgotten toys gathered dust until one day, a brave teddy bear named Felix set out on a quest to find his lost friend, Bunny. “Don't worry, Bunny! I'm coming to rescue you!” he said, as he stood up and puffed out his little teddy bear chest bravely. Through dark corners and cobwebbed shelves, Teddy ventured, until he came upon a tiny door, just big enough for him to walk through. He slowly opened it and saw what looked to be the beginning of some kind of tunnel. "Hellooo?" Teddy called out. 
The City Down Below
The City Down Below

The clatter of skateboards echoed through the abandoned subway station, where Alex and Harper had discovered the perfect spot for their latest adventure. Graffiti-covered walls and dimly lit corridors gave the place a super creepy feel. "Check this out!" Harper called, leading Alex to a small tunnel veiled in darkness. They hesitated at the entrance, the thrill of discovery warring with a sudden, inexplicable apprehension. "What do you think is down there?" Alex asked, his voice quivering slightly. Harper grinned, clicking on her flashlight. "Let's find out." As they ventured into the tunnel, a strange noise—half laughter, half whisper—followed them, weaving between their steps, pulling them further into the unknown.

The Forgotten Path
The Forgotten Path

Jared and Ava stumbled upon a hidden path winding through the forest, covered in moss and half-obscured by undergrowth. "This must be the Forgotten Path," Jared said, excitement lacing his words. "The one that's supposed to lead to the Lost City." Ava eyed the path warily. "Or it could lead us straight into trouble," she countered. Yet, the allure of adventure was too strong to resist. As they followed the winding path, the forest around them seemed to shift, ancient trees whispering quietly. Suddenly, the path forked, leading in two directions. "Which way?" Ava asked. Before Jared could answer, a rustling in the bushes nearby caught their attention, hinting that they might not be alone on this forgotten path.

The Haunted Manor
 The Haunted Manor

I don't believe in ghosts," declared Sarah, her voice trembling as they stepped into the abandoned manor. "You might change your mind," muttered Ben, as eerie whispers echoed through the halls. Shadows danced in the flickering candlelight, and the air grew heavy with the weight of centuries-old secrets. In the depths of the haunted manor, Sarah and Ben began to suspect they were about to unravel the chilling mysteries of its past. Little did they know, the spirits that haunted the manor had plans of their own.

The Magical Mess
The Magical Mess

In a cozy cottage nestled beneath a giant oak tree, two mischievous fairy sisters, Lily and Rose, giggled as they brewed a potion. “Add a pinch of stardust, Rose!” called Lily. “Will do sister. I’ll add a sprinkle of moonlight too!”said Rose. But as they mixed their magical concoction, the cauldron bubbled over, filling the room with shimmering sparks. “Oops! Looks like we made a mess again!” giggled Rose. “A magical mess” laughed Lily. When the sparks cleared, however, there in the middle of the room stood their mother Alma, arms crossed and a frown on her face. 
The Shadow Behind the Mirror
     The Shadow Behind the Mirror

In the beautifully decorated bedroom, Ellie discovered a mirror, ornate and unlike any she had seen before. Its surface shimmered with an otherworldly glow, not reflecting the bedroom, but another room altogether, one bathed in twilight. "Curious," Ellie muttered, reaching out to touch the glass. Her fingers met no resistance, passing through the mirror as if it were mist. Suddenly, a shadow flickered in the mirror's depths, catching her eye. "Who's there?" she demanded, her heart racing. The shadow moved closer, its form becoming clearer, and Ellie realized it was not a reflection but something—or someone—living within the mirror itself. The shadow paused, as if considering her, and then, with a gesture, beckoned her to step through.

Time Travel
Time Travel

Greetings, time travelers! Welcome to 'Chrono Journeys,' where history is just a portal away. Today, we're stepping back into the past, from ancient civilizations to pivotal moments in time. Are you ready to walk in the footsteps of legends and discover the stories that shaped our world? Pack your imagination, and let's embark on a journey through time. Click on the pyramid to begin.
Traveling Caravan
Traveling Caravan

Underneath the big top, the circus performers dazzled the audience with their extraordinary talents. "Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Behold the wonders of the magical circus!" exclaimed the ringmaster, his voice booming across the tent. From acrobats soaring through the air to clowns spreading joy with their antics, the circus was a spectacle of wonder and delight. Amy loved the smell of popcorn and other goodies wafting in the air. She wondered if the Bearded Lady was still angry, yelling at the Fortune Teller about something called “wages.” They had been shouting so loudly that some people had left the tent to watch them instead of the show.
Public Service Announcements, or PSA's, are typically considered commercials. Many charitable organizations, non-profits, and organizations interested in conveying a message of importance to the general public will use professional voice actors to produce effective PSA's.

One common mistake made by voice actors when recording PSA's is conveying hopelessness.
Although PSA's can be serious in nature, it is important for the finished recording to convey hope and to motivate a positive reaction from the listener. It is therefor important to sound hopeful, particularly at the end of the read.

Each PSA, however, is unique. Remember that it is always important to execute the direction given to you by the producer or client.

After School Youth #1

AFTER SCHOOL YOUTH PROGRAMS #1


It’s hard enough to make sure your kids are safe in school and getting a good education.  It’s even harder for working parents to make sure their kids are keeping out of trouble after school.  Support your local After School Youth Programs.  Call the mayor and your city council representative.  Help ensure proper funds for After School Youth Programs, and keep your kids first when they plan the city budget.  For more information about programs in your area, Call 1-800-555-ASYP.
After School Youth #2


Every child deserves an opportunity, but unfortunately some children get left behind. After School Youth Programs can be an essential part of a child’s future. Call 1-800-4-YOUTHS.

AFTER SCHOOL YOUTH PROGRAM #3


Poverty, neglect, and lack of education are all issues that can affect children.  After School Youth Programs provide support and a safe haven for children dealing with unfortunate circumstances.  You can help. Call 1-800-4-YOUTHS.


Alarm Safety


Every home should have smoke detectors, but do you have a carbon monoxide detector?  You should, especially if you have gas heating.  Carbon monoxide is not always easily detected, so be sure to keep your home up to date.  Don’t take any chances with your family’s safety.  This message brought to you by Alarms For Life.  For more information, call 1-800-4-ALARMS.

Alzheimer's


If you're over 60 years old, the odds are one in ten that you’ll develop the symptoms of Alzheimer’s.  Faced with the dual concerns of  limited availability and the high cost of health care for Alzheimer’s patients, most families feel they must take care of their loved one at home. Relieving the strain this kind of care causes is the reason the Alzheimer’s Association exists. Funding research is a part of what they do, but their first mission is to support the full-time caregiver.  They can help you talk to your doctors about early diagnosis so the progression of the disease can be slowed. They can offer legal advice while your loved one can still participate in decisions, and emotional support and respite care so caregivers can have time off to preserve their own health.
Animal Shelter


Isn’t it about time you allowed a pet into your life? A dog or cat can be a terrific addition to your family.  Call your local animal shelter and welcome a new pet into your home.
Aspen Foundation


What if you could smell the food you saw on TV?  One child's idea could become the next big thing if they have the right education.  The Aspen Foundation funds science exhibits and scholarships to summer programs and colleges all over the United States. Small donations can support the next big thing.

Autism

 Autism


Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder that occurs in 1 out of 54 children.  As the prevalence of autism increases, it is even more important to know the red flags of autism so that early identification can occur. Research has shown that the earlier the child receives intervention, the better the prognosis.  To find out more, visit autisminfo.com today.
Beach Safety

It’s fun in the sun time!  If you’re heading to the beach this summer, there are a few things you should think about to keep yourself and your family safe.  First, make sure to protect your skin with a good sunblock that has a high SPF.  Second, never swim alone, and make sure children are supervised at all times.  Third, have waterproof identification bracelets on your children with a phone number where you can be reached.  Finally, make sure the beach has a lifeguard on duty, and if your child gets lost that he or she knows to go to the lifeguard tower for help.

Being a Good Parent



One thing I learned from my kids is that being a good parent means spending time with your children. Give your kids the love and caring they deserve. A little bit of time can make a lot of difference.

Boat Safety


Wow!  The weather’s nice and it’s time to have fun!  Boating, water skiing, jet skiing... this year, let’s add safety.  Few places are more prone to accidents than the water. An inexperienced boater is an accident waiting to happen.  Check with your local sheriff’s department on upcoming boat safety classes, and on the laws and regulations for operating a water craft. So let’s have a fun and safe summer! This message brought to you by the National Safety Association.

Bus Safety

RULES


There are important safety rules to remember while you’re waiting for the school bus.  By following these simple rules, you can make sure that you and all your friends stay safe.  First of all, no pushing or shoving.  Also, remember never to go anywhere with strangers, and wait by the bus stop until the bus arrives.  Once you’re on the bus, stay seated until you get to school.  No yelling is allowed on the bus, and always obey your bus driver. Your ride to school can be fun, but remember to keep it safe, too!

Caring For Kids


I like to help children no matter where I go. That’s why I donate to the Caring for Kids charity every time I go to the movie theater. When I buy a large popcorn and drink, a portion of the money goes directly to helping children in need. Why not enjoy a little popcorn and raise money for children at the same time?

Child-Parent Council


Statistics show that most parents only spend 20 minutes of quality time with their children on any given day. The Child-Parent Council thinks that's a number we can improve. Visit our website and learn about some games and activities that you can share with your children. After all, isn't your child worth more than 20 minutes of your time?
Depression


It wasn’t just me. We all noticed it. Amy just wasn’t acting like herself. I thought maybe it would just go away, but it didn’t. Finally, she got the help she needed. Depression is a serious issue that affects people of all ages. Don’t let it hurt someone you care about.
Designated Driver


Five years ago, I lost someone close to me. Not to a disease or a natural disaster but to a drunk driver.  When you let your friends drink and drive, their actions are on your shoulders.  So, tonight make sure you have a designated driver.  It could save someone’s life.
Dietitians of America



“Why pay $50 for a box of doughnuts?  Because we know you love doughnuts and you want to lose weight.  Enjoy Slim Glaze doughnuts every day and the pounds will just melt away.” Hold on here, folks.   Paying a lot for a diet is no guarantee that it will work.  Before you invest in another fad diet, contact a registered dietitian and get the truth without the hype.  
Disaster Relief


Every year, thousands of people are displaced from their homes by earthquakes, tsunamis, and other natural disasters. Disaster Relief International is ready whenever these events occur. Our fundraising drives are held all year long, not just in the wake of a catastrophe. This way, when disaster strikes, we're ready to send aid immediately. Please donate to Disaster Relief International, and help keep the world a safer place.
Don't Drink and Drive


Do you remember John? He was so popular, and he was always fun to be around. He was good at everything he did. But John did one thing too well: drink. And when he got behind the wheel of a car, he made a fatal mistake. Save a life. Don't drink and drive.

Drive Safe


"Look at that guy!  Cutting in and out, speeding, and talking on the phone! Man. that's so unsafe!"  Every motorist has a responsibility to be a safe driver.  The number of accidents on America’s roads has increased dramatically in the past 10 years.  Please, drive carefully.  This message brought to you by the National Safety Association.
Drug Prevention


Go ahead, stand back and do nothing. When you don’t talk to your kids about drugs, what you’re doing is giving them permission to follow the crowd. To learn how to talk to your teen, please call 1-800-PREVENT.
Firefighter


When I became a firefighter, I thought of it more as a job than anything else. But now, I stand proud of the work I’ve done and the lives I’ve saved. Become a firefighter. The life you change could be your own.

Fitness Trainers



"Good Morning! This is it: the day you start exercising. What kind of trainer would I be if I let you postpone your first workout?  Come on, tell me how tired you are once we’re walking."  You don’t need equipment to exercise, you need motivation and encouragement in starting a new lifestyle.  Contact the American Association of Certified Fitness Trainers.  We’ll get you moving in the right direction.

Forest Wildlife Foundation


Fire is the most destructive threat to our forests and wildlife. Thousands of acres of trees are destroyed by fires annually. To learn how you can help preserve our forests and protect our wildlife, please call 1-800-555-4000.
Fourth Of July



Here’s to a safe Fourth of July! Whether you’re celebrating at home or at a resort, here are a few tips to stay safe! Never use fireworks by yourself; let the experts handle them.  Keep food cool and fresh to avoid food poisoning. Never swim alone; you never know when you or someone else may need help. Make your Fourth of July celebration disaster-free. This message brought to you by the National Safety Association.
Global Health Awareness


Whether you live in the farm lands of Nebraska, the quiet forests of Quebec, or the heart of modern Germany,  infectious disease outbreaks in the developing world can affect you.  Left untreated, these diseases can spread across continents, and the illnesses they cause know no language except suffering.  This June the World Health Alliance is sponsoring Global Health Awareness Month.
Good Credit


We never have credit problems anymore, because we play hide and seek with our credit cards. I hide the cards, and by the time I find them, I remember that what I really want is financial security.  Whatever you have to do to manage your spending habit, do it.  Good spending habits aren’t a game.
Helping Hand

Helping Hand is made up of thousands of people from all walks of life.  We come together to bring hope, stability, and relief to those in need.  Helping Hand provides food, shelter, and clothing to disaster victims, the homeless, and families in need.  We also provide grief and stress counseling.  Our goal is to provide an opportunity for recovery, and to bring hope for a better life.

Home Safety


Look around your home.  Look closely.  Are there things you’ve been waiting to fix?  Bad lighting, loose carpet, maybe even a broken chair?  This spring, make time for a safety check of your home.  Check every room for hazards. Make sure you check your smoke detector.  More accidents happen at home than anywhere else, so make the time to prevent an accident. For more information on keeping your home safe, call 1-800-HOME-SAFE.

Informed Voter


Why do I follow politics? Because whether you’re a small business owner, a parent, a college student or a retiree, the decisions our leaders make will have an impact on your life.  Don’t give up the right to voice your opinion. Inform yourself by visiting local issues dot com and vote.  This message brought to you by the Partnership for an Informed Electorate.
International Hunger


Here at International Hunger, we realize that there are people starving all over the world.  We have volunteers throughout the globe who help collect donations in the form of food, money, and clothing.  To be a part of this worldwide effort to end hunger for all people in all countries, please call 1-800-2DONATE.
K.C Roger & Company
K.C. ROGER & COMPANY

Maybe someday the world will be a perfect place. Until then, everyone can use a little help from time to time. That’s why K.C. Roger & Company established the Help Foundation. This charitable fund was developed to fund good causes and aid people that need assistance. Sometimes, it’s not just a dollars and cents game, and K.C. Roger & Company understands that.
Kids Recycle


I think we should take care of our planet today, so when we get older it will still be around to enjoy. At my house I make sure everyone does their part to recycle. We sort our recyclables together every Sunday morning; cans, bottles, newspapers and more! Please do your part to save our planet.
Mail Watch



"Urgent! To be opened immediately only by addressee!"  Translation: Hi there! I’m a bad deal looking for a sucker. When you see a deal in your mailbox that seems to good to be true, it probably is.  If you suspect direct mail fraud, contact Mail Watch, the consumer watchdog group for the direct mail industry. This message brought to you by the Consumer Beware Program.
Mentors of America


When I had a choice between the easy way or the hard way growing up, it seems like I always took the hard way.  I was young and foolish and didn’t have a mentor in my life to warn me when I was heading into trouble.  Today, I’m a member of Mentors of America.   It only takes a few hours a week to help a teenager create a successful life.  Give back by becoming a Mentor. 
New York State

Do you feel tired and worn out? Do you dream about disappearing for a week of uninterrupted relaxation? Why not leave now? Rent a cabin in the scenic Adirondack Mountains. Enjoy the amazing scenery:  sunsets overlooking a calm lake, and the wildlife and beauty of an undisturbed forest. For more information on your dream getaway, call the New York State Tourism Hotline. Relax and enjoy the great outdoors.


Pages For The People


It’s hard to believe that more than a decade into the 21st century we’re still talking about illiteracy in America, but it’s true.   There are rural and urban communities where children are struggling to learn the skill that is the foundation of the American dream, the ability to read.  Pages for the People is the charity that can step in to help.  Call today for more information. 
Parenting


Fishing with my dad was always fun, but now it’s something more.  It’s one of the best memories I have of him now that he’s gone.  Spend time with your children, and build memories for them to cherish tomorrow.  They’ll be glad you did.

Pet Adoption Agency

Are you looking for a companion animal? Why not consider adopting a pet at your regional Pet Adoption Agency? The Pet Adoption Agency takes in thousands of dogs, cats and birds every year that need good homes. If you're looking for a particular breed, size, or color, the Pet Adoption Agency can find it for you. Let the Pet Adoption Agency find your pet today.

Safe Distance


Heavy traffic is part of my daily life.  I always make sure not to get right up on the tail of the guy in front of me.  One stubborn mule eating grass or staring at the sky instead of moving down the canyon path and there can be a pile-up of donkeys, saddle bags and tourists that you’ll never forget. Take it easy out there and don’t tailgate. 
Safe Driving



Will you end up with flashing lights in your rear view mirror this holiday weekend? The State Police remind you that driving safely is everyone’s business, especially yours. Before starting out, decide to practice safe driving.  This message brought to you by the Thruway Safety Committee.
Safety Belts


Everyone knows to buckle up while driving, but have you checked the safety belts in your car? Are they in good condition?  Does the locking mechanism work correctly? Buckles and safety straps can wear out or tear over time.  So the next time you buckle up, check the condition of the belts and buckles in your vehicle.  A safe ride is the best ride you can have.

Shoplifting

"Wait, wait… there!  Bam, he is so busted!  How can these people think we won’t be able to see them with cameras everywhere?"  Shoplifting is a crime and when you get caught the penalties are severe.  If teenagers knew that a five finger discount could turn into a $500 fine for a first offense, maybe they’d think twice.  Shoplifting is no joke.  Talk to your kids before we do.  A message from your local Police Association.
Smoke Free


It’s not easy to quit smoking, even though the benefits are numerous. Quitting smoking can lead to a longer, healthier life. You may need help to break the habit, but there are many helpful techniques and products that can help you put out that cigarette for the last time. Call the National Cancer Association at 1-800-NO-SMOKE for more information.
Soup Kitchens of America


We are all aware of the thousands of men, women, and children that face hunger every day. And yet, people in need are often forgotten in our very own communities. You can make a difference in their lives by supporting Soup Kitchens of America. Be a positive influence in your community and help stop hunger. Call Soup Kitchens of America today.
Stand Up Against Bullies (Kid's PSA)



My little brother is kind of strange.  This week he's dressing up like a superhero.  But weird or not, when I saw one of the neighborhood kids bullying him, I told them to stop and told my parents right away.  If you see someone being mean, tell a teacher, police officer or parent right away.  Stand up to bullies before someone you know is hurt. This message is brought to you by Parents for Safer Schools.


Summer Safety


It’s summer time again!  Get the yard equipment and barbecue out, and remember to check for safety!  Rust, decay and time can all deteriorate the performance of your summer tools. Before you fire up the barbecue or mower, have it checked by a professional. Accidents can happen very quickly and without warning. This safety message brought to you by The Outdoor Equipment Company.


Trampoline


Uh-oh, I see some boys who are going to be in trouble.  Every time they fly up on their trampoline, I can see their heads over the fence, but I can’t see the safety net that normally sticks up just as high.  Watch your kids when they play on the trampoline this summer so they can fly through the air safely.  This message brought to you by the Summer Fun Safety Commission.
Trust Foundation

It seems like there are so many worthwhile charities these days, but which ones are actually putting their money to the best use? I try to donate when I can, but I worry about my money not being used wisely. Well, The Trust Foundation was exactly the resource I needed. They rate charities from all over the world, using a wide range of factors that provide me with peace of mind.


U.S. Psychiatric Infoline


Somebody you know or love may be suffering from depression and not even be aware of it. Knowing how to recognize the warning signs can save someone’s life.  For an informational booklet on the emotional signals of depression, call the U.S. Psychiatric Infoline.
Vote

Hey!  Young people matter, too.  So this year, get out and vote.  Let your voice be heard. Every vote counts, so make sure your vote is counted!
Women's Heart Health


It could happen to you.  You can have a heart attack and never even recognize the warning signs.  Heart disease is a leading cause of death for women, but early treatment can help you live a longer, more productive life. Talk to your doctor about heart health. It might just save your life.

Youth Music Programs (Kid's PSA)


The first time I saw someone play the trumpet,  I knew I wanted to try it. I was going to play perfectly the first day I got my horn.  Then dad told me I would have to practice every day and learn how to play in a group.  At first I thought it would be boring, but now I have friends in the band and I get better each day at something that's special to me.  Support Music in our schools.  This message brought to you by your local Youth Music Program.
Reflective copy refers to copy that is written in a way to imply that the reader is looking back or "reflecting" on an event or time period that they remember fondly. Some obvious examples are copy that begins with phrases like..."I remember when..." or ""Every Sunday Grandma would bake the best..."

Voice Actors who can comfortably read at a conversational volume level will have an advantage in reading reflective material.

An important consideration in choosing a voice actor for reflective copy is the voice age range of the voice over artist. The voice must be capable of believably portraying the age range implied by the copy. Because of this, voice actors 45 and older often have an advantage when seeking this type of work.
Arcade Heaven

Remember turning in soda cans so you could get change for the arcade?  Battling your friends to see who would wind up with their initials on the high score screen?  Bring back the fun and excitement.  Arcade Heaven offers customized arcade games that will bring your friends over every weekend.  Like driving games? We even offer full size games you can sit in!  Arcade Heaven, the arcade in your home.

Ausable River Tours


Sometimes you just want time to be together as a family without all the electronic distractions of modern life.  A quiet trip down the Ausable River was just what I had in mind.  While the kids floated behind the canoe in inner tubes, our guide pointed out all the wildlife and helped us set up camp every night.  My 10-year-old even joked that she got in touch with her “inner” tube.   Ausable River Tours are the old-fashioned thrill ride. 

Barrowman Beer


It’s a hot day. You’re feeling lazy, just swinging in a hammock on the porch. What could possibly make a perfect afternoon like this even better? Well, one thing could. A nice, cold brew from Arrowood Iced Teas.  

Baybrook Farms Milk


It wasn't that long ago that I could spend the whole day hiking up the side of a mountain. But it seems like the years crept up on me faster than I expected. I'm not complaining, though; thanks to the calcium and vitamins in Baybrook Farms Milk, I'm keeping my bones strong and my muscles healthy. I might not tackle the whole mountain anymore, but I can still enjoy a good day out hiking in the sunshine.
Bonny Chapeau

Isn’t she adorable?  I have so much fun being an overindulgent grandmother.  I get to buy my granddaughter all the things I couldn’t afford when I was a young mother.  Every time I see the little bonnets and hats in the window of The Bonny Chapeau, I just can’t help myself! Indulge yourself at The Bonny Chapeau.

Bowman's BBQ Sauce

BOWMAN'S BARBECUE SAUCE

I remember when my dad used to barbecue all summer long.  My mouth would water from the second he lit the grill to the moment I dug in.  Now that I'm barbecuing for my family, I want to give them the same great taste I grew up with.  That's why I use Bowman's Barbecue Sauce whenever I grill. Bowman's Barbecue Sauce: generations of great taste.

Burberry Tearoom

Take a step back in time.  The delicious elegance of an afternoon tea or luncheon awaits you at The Burberry Tearoom. Choose from sweet and savory delights like tea sandwiches, scones and cakes while you enjoy the afternoon with someone special. The Burberry Tearoom sees elegance restored.
Cafe Supremo

When you think of Colombia, you probably think of great coffee.  Well now, Colombia's number one coffee, Cafe Supremo, is available in the United States.  Experience the taste of the world's finest coffee.  Grab a cup of Cafe Supremo today.
Chesterfield Bank College Fund


It’s never too soon to plan for the future.  Before you know it, your little one will be all grown up and heading off to college.  The expense of tuition can be a hardship for some families.  Why not start saving now?  Open up a college fund at Chesterfield Bank today.  After all, you want the best for your children.  Chesterfield Bank: we’re here for you.

City Explorer

My first ride on a subway.  My first night at a five star hotel.  The first time I spent a glamorous evening at the opera.  Have you had any "firsts" lately?  Get out and explore. There’s a whole city out there waiting for you.  CityExplorer.com; the city is waiting for you.
Clear Lake

When I was a kid, I loved spending time with my dad on the weekends.  Every fall we'd take a special trip, just the two of us, out to Clear Lake.  We'd set up camp, go hiking, toast lots of marshmallows and even do a little  fishing too. Now I take my kids out to Clear Lake.  The fishing is still good, but the best thing I catch is some quality time with my kids. Best thing about it, Clear Lake is open all year round. 
Cozy Kitchen

One of the things I love most is fresh, homemade food. So why would I ask anyone else to expect less? At Cozy Kitchen, I feed you the way I like to eat. We have specialty omelets, hot soups and warm breads, all made fresh that day. Come on in Monday through Friday for breakfast or lunch, or stop in Saturday and Sunday for brunch. If you enjoy homemade food, the place to be, is Cozy Kitchen!

Cusato's Fresh Bread

I can remember when Grandma used to bake homemade bread right in our kitchen.  We'd always look forward to the first warm piece fresh out of the oven.  Now you can have great fresh bread, too!  Cusato's sells bread dough already in a cooking tin.  All you have to do is pop it in the oven, and you'll have fresh bread, too, just like Grandma used to make.  Cusato's Bread: from our family to yours.
Cusato's Italian Bread

When you think of Italy, you can't help but think of great food.  And a big part of a great meal is the bread that goes along with it.  Cusato's Italian Bread can make any meal or sandwich perfect.  With its fresh, home-baked taste, you can't go wrong.  So the next time you're thinking Italian, think Cusato's Italian Bread.
Fairview Advanced Care Home

I didn’t want to admit it, but I knew it was true.  My wife needed more care than I could give her at home.  Her Alzheimer's was advancing and she deserved expert care around the clock. A counselor recommended Fairview Advanced Care Homes.  Each home accepts no more than 8 patients and all their staff members are registered practitioners. Now I can spend quality time with her and know she’s getting the care she deserves at Fairview Advanced Care Homes.

Games of Old

Care for a game of cribbage?  How about checkers?  I ordered them from Games of Old.  They've got wooden dice, vintage marbles and even decks of old fashioned playing cards.  Games of Old offers games for all ages.
General Financial

I never thought I would be this devoted to anyone, but then something happened that changed my life: my child was born.  The responsibility of being a parent scared me at first, but I took comfort in seeing other families feel secure with the help of General Financial.  When it comes to managing my money, I know that General Financial is on my side, ready to help me meet my obligations.
Go For It Fitness Apparel

I always feel better after a good workout.  Fifty pounds off, thirty pounds to go!  I had a hard time getting started, though,  because I couldn't find any workout clothes to wear.   Everywhere I went the sizes were too small. Then I found Go For It Fitness Apparel. Go For It offers exercise clothing in every size, and it's all made with quality and style in mind. Get started at Go For It Fitness Apparel, the first stop on your road to good health.
Great Frontiers


I’d like to spend more time with my grandkids, but it seems like they’re always so busy. But I know one way to get their attention: a trip to Great Frontiers. Rides, games, and great food are a sure-fire way to win over kids. Oh sure, I’m spoiling them a bit, but that’s what grandparents are for, isn’t it?
Harmony Lake

I can remember going up to my family's camp on Harmony Lake every summer.  As soon as my dad parked the car, my brother and I would race each other to the dock as fast as our legs could carry us.  We couldn’t wait to hit the water.  Sometimes, it felt like we spent the whole summer in that lake.  It wasn't until I was much older that I realized how wonderful those times with my brother were.  Now that we're both older and have careers, we don’t see each other as often, but we still find time to bring our families to Harmony Lake.

HARRISON'S HARDWARE


The world is changing more and more every day.  At Harrison’s Hardware, we believe that some things should never change.  That’s why we still focus on the same things today as we did 30 years ago: low prices and great customer service.  All of us at Harrison’s take pride in helping our customers find the right tools and the right parts for any project. At Harrison's Hardware, we'll give you a hand.
Hathaway Island

How long has it been since you’ve been to the beach? Or had the time to just relax by a pool with your feet up and enjoy the sunshine?  Probably too long.  This summer, consider a vacation to Hathaway Island.  Take some time for yourself and forget about life for a while.  You’ll be glad you did.
Home Brew Iced Tea


I can remember sitting on the front porch on a hot summer day with my grandpa, sipping iced tea that my Grandma just brewed.  It’s those memories that I think of when I drink a glass of Home Brew Iced Tea.  See, Home Brew Iced Tea is brewed just the way my Grandma used to do it.  Nothing's rushed, there's just slow brewing for that refreshing iced tea taste.  Try our Original Home Brew, Lemon Brew and our newest flavor, Mint Brew Iced Tea.  Home Brew Iced Tea is the tea memories are made of.
Homecare

When recovering from an accident or getting over an illness, most people would rather be at home than in a hospital.  Homecare is here to help make your recovery easier.  Short-term rehabilitative services may be available for you through Homecare.  Homecare offers the best in health care, and may be covered under your insurance, workers’ compensation, or Medicare.  For more information, please call 1-800-555-5000.
Howard General Hospital

It all happened so fast.  One moment I was simply driving down the highway, and the next thing I know, I'm being pulled from the vehicle by a rescue crew. Three days later I woke up in the hospital.  They said that without the quick response of the air transport team from Howard General Hospital I wouldn't have made it. Howard General Hospital is there for you when seconds count.

Junction Diner

I can remember when my dad used to take me to the local diner every Tuesday night.  The smell of the food, the sounds of the old jukebox, and all of the friendly faces.  Now I can give my kids the same great experience.  The Junction Diner offers great food and a classic atmosphere.  Where else can you find black-and-white tiled floors, cozy booths, and a real old-fashioned jukebox?
Keys To Confidence

For years I couldn’t even think of myself as a “has been” because “never was” seemed more accurate.  I wasn’t confident enough to chase my dreams.  Mike Young’s “Keys to Confidence” seminar turned my life around. One step at a time, I learned how to turn my dreams into reality and it feels great.  Why don’t you try it?  Call and reserve your ticket today.
Lauren Oaks Hospital

It isn’t an easy thing for a parent to admit, but my son was having emotional problems. We tried everything, but he just wasn’t responding. That’s when we called Lauren Oaks Hospital. Their friendly, non-aggressive atmosphere provided a comforting environment in which for him to heal. Now we’re a family again, just like we used to be. Thank you, Lauren Oaks.

Leaving Your Legacy


My parents spent a lifetime collecting the beautiful antiques and art that they loved.  When they passed away, my sisters spent half their lives arguing over who got what.  Dad thought that wills were just another way lawyers talked people out of their money. Now I know that a will is the last gift you leave behind for your family.  Attend a free community seminar, Leaving Your Legacy, this Saturday and learn how a will can help your loved ones.  Admission is free but seating is limited, so call today.
Loan Foundation

 

Formed in 1928, The Loan Foundation was created to help relieve the financial burden of college for matriculating freshmen. Through our charitable donation drive, held annually in February, we give money to people who bring a lot to  the college world all around the country. For nearly a century, the people that serve the Loan Foundation have worked to add to the amount of financial aid the Foundation can give. With your help, we hope to reach our new goal: giving to more than a quarter of a million people by the year 2020. Join the Loan Foundation today to learn how you can help change the life of a future graduate. 

Martin's Pub

Everyone likes things that are fast. 5G Wireless, overnight delivery, instant noodles. But some things should take time. At Martin's Pub we slow roast our world famous Roast Beef for five hours; basting it in the finest herbs and broth ever made by man. Savor every bite at Martin's Pub, the place to relax.
Match Us Up


When I first joined match-us-up.com I thought it would be nothing more than a way to get out and date again. Who knew that in less than a year I’d be standing here surrounded by friends and family announcing my engagement? I’m so happy that Match-Us-Up brought us together.  Match-us-up.com is creating happiness one couple at a time; isn’t that what we’re all searching for?
Match Us Up (2)


It just wasn't working. No matter what I did, I just couldn't find a good match. Sure, I dated here and there, and I swiped my way through all those apps! That's when I decided to try Match Us Up dot Com. I signed up and instantly had access to hundreds of singles in my area....and beyond.
Match Us Up (couple version)

MATCH US UP (couple version)

M: When I first joined match-us-up.com I thought it would be nothing more than a way to get out and date again. 


F: Who knew that in less than a year I’d be standing here surrounded by friends and family announcing my engagement? 


M: I’m so happy that Match-Us-Up brought us together.  


F: Match-us-up.com is creating happiness one couple at a time; isn’t that what we’re all searching for?


Memory Maker


Your babies are growing so fast. Isn't it time to capture them at this moment with a professional portrait? Sure, you have thousands of pictures stored in the cloud, but a portrait from Memory Maker will last a lifetime. Why worry about a virus or hacking, when you have a framed memory? Memory Maker captures the moments that matter the most to you.
Milford's Pharmacy

It’s 11:30 at night and your son’s cough seems to be getting worse. What medication should you use? You need advice so you call Milford’s Pharmacy.  At Milford’s Pharmacy the staff is there for you, no matter what time it is. You can visit or call for the advice you need 24 hours a day. Milford’s Pharmacy is the friendly place that's always just a phone call away.
New Vision Plastic Surgery

Always picked last, unpopular... I used to be a real-life ugly duckling. Now, thanks to the doctors at New Vision Plastic Surgery, I turn heads wherever I go because I look great. New Vision Plastic Surgery lets the inner you shine.
Nocturna

After years of sleepless nights, my best friend finally convinced me that insomnia isn’t a natural part of getting older.  That’s when I decided to ask my doctor about Nocturna.  It’s safe to use every day without the risk of dependency and is gentle on my stomach. Now I sleep like a kid again. Ask your doctor about Nocturna today.

Nutripet Dog Food

There’s nothing I love more than watching my dog run in the park. Every week it’s just him and me and a tennis ball. As he’s getting older, I make sure to keep him healthy and active with NutriPet Advanced Formula Dog Food. It has special vitamins to keep his joints healthy, so he can enjoy running even into his later years.
Oleander Orchards

Okay kids, we’re here.  Everyone have a bucket?  Lets go pick apples!  I love harvest time.  When I was young, my family would come out every fall to drink cider and pick the best apples around. Now I’m bringing my kids to Oleander Orchards for their first harvest.  Oleander Orchards; ripe for the picking.
Osborne Financial

I used to have free time. Weekends off, vacations... I knew what it felt like to relax. With prices on the rise, though, I find myself working longer and longer hours every week just to keep up with the bills. Luckily, Osborne Financial's online banking makes it so easy to keep track of my money, I’m able to make some time for myself again.
Primeline Healthcare

You know, finding a quality doctor isn't easy these days. I need a personal touch when it comes to medical issues. With Primeline Healthcare’s online search , I can choose from hundreds of doctors, which means I get to choose the doctor I trust. That’s important to me. Primeline Healthcare lets me choose the health care that works for me.
Real Enchilada

Mmmm, a real enchilada!  A fresh tortilla stuffed with chicken or beef, slow cooked and spiced to perfection.  There’s no comparison between good Mexican food and those fast food wannabes.  Have you ever seen anyone in those joints actually slice a tomato or a fresh avocado?  At The Real Enchilada they make their own tortillas, guacamole and salsa every day.  Enjoy real Mexican specialties made the authentic way at The Real Enchilada.

Rick's Bowling Alley

When I was in high school, I used to love going bowling with all my buddies.  I wasn't much of a bowler then, and to be quite honest, I haven't really gotten any better with age.  But that doesn’t stop me from going to Rick’s Bowling Alley every chance I get.

River Mountain Adventure Gear

When I was younger, there was nothing I enjoyed more than camping out. The smell of the fire, hiking in the woods, and the crisp, clean air. I thought maybe I had outgrown camping, but River Mountain Adventure Gear has reminded me how much fun the outdoor life can be. Call today for your free catalog of rugged clothing and equipment.

Rocky Mountain Ice Cream Shop


I wasn't supposed to skip the weekly budget meeting, but there's nothing better than getting out of the office for an hour or two on a sunny afternoon, especially when there's a Rocky Mountain Ice Cream Shop right around the corner.  They have dozens of flavors that are so smooth and creamy you'll think you've died and gone to heaven.  Rocky Mountain Ice Cream brings you the peak of flavor.
Ruby's Ice Cream Parlor

My brother and I sat on the vinyl-padded stools, trying to keep our balance as we grinned from ear to ear. We’d never been to Ruby’s Ice Cream Parlor before, and Grandpa was treating us to something special. I can still recall my brother innocently asking the waitress, "How can you have a Sundae on a Tuesday?" That was almost 40 years ago and today, I’m taking my grandkids to Ruby’s Ice Cream Parlor for their first time.
Ruland and Galley

When I had my accident, I didn’t know what to do.  I needed help, but I didn’t know where to start.  That’s when a friend told me to call Ruland and Galley.  Their personal injury team helped me get the money I needed so I could get back to living life.  Call Ruland and Galley, personal injury lawyers. They're here when you need them.
SeaStar Cod

Eating more fish is supposed to be good for your health and that’s fine with me. I grew up on the coast and every Friday night the whole family went out for fish and chips.  At first, my doctor warned me about deep fried seafood, but then I told him about SeaStar Cod. SeaStar's battered cod fillets are cut from whole fish, have lighter batter and less fat, and they're ready in minutes.  Come back to the fish you grew up with: SeaStar Cod Fillets.
Shoreline Kite Company

 

Every summer I’d spend hours at the beach, flying brightly colored kites with my dad. Our high-flying adventures inspired me not only to move to the coast, but to start the Shoreline Kite Company. Are you looking for a dragon to challenge the sky or a fairy to float in a summer breeze? Bring someone you love to our showroom and create some memories on the end of a string.
Snuggles

With my first born, I’m trying to do everything right. She’s so small and delicate. When I went to choose diapers, I had no idea there were so many brands. My doctor recommended Snuggles.  Snuggles are soft and gentle to a newborn’s skin and won’t leak. They have a lock-away core that keeps her dry and comfortable. And when she’s happy, I’m happy. Snuggles are diapers you can count on.

Snuggles (Grandparent)

I’m watching my new grandchild for the first time this week and I want to do everything right.  She’s so small and delicate.  When I went to the store to buy diapers I was amazed by how many kinds there are these days.  So I called my daughter and she told me that she uses Snuggles.  If Snuggles are good enough for my granddaughter, I know they're the best.
Union City Prenatal

Thank you everyone for coming to Julie's second birthday party.  Before we cut the cake I wanted to make a toast to our special guests, Julie’s doctors and nurses from the Prenatal Unit at Union City Hospital. Without their dedication and advanced treatment options our little Julie wouldn’t be healthy and strong today. Thank you, Union City Hospital.
Wilmot Academy

Wow, the first day of school.  I used to worry that Mark wouldn’t be ready.  He’s younger than most of the kids in his class and the teachers expect kids to do a lot more than just play nice and color these days.  Thanks to Wilmot Academy I know he has the skills he needs to keep up with his classmates.  Give your kids the right start at Wilmot Academy.
Writer's Exchange

No one took my writing seriously.  My friends couldn’t understand why I prefer to stay at home alone and write rather than go out.   So I signed up for courses at The Writer's Exchange.  Now I’m out of my notebook and actually sharing my writing with classmates, friends, and family.  Don’t hide your writing, study it and share it at The Writer's Exchange.

Some companies and organizations find it effective to use a sophisticated or sensual vocal tone while delivering their message. Some common examples are ads for ice cream or chocolate, exotic travel, luxury items, salons, and perfumes.

A voice actor will often use a breathy vocal tone to deliver this type of copy effectively. A breathy vocal tone is just above a whisper. It is also helpful to tighten your face into a smile
when reading and to connect your words in a very smooth or legato fashion. The combination of all three of these techniques can be very effective.


Alexis


Fine dining should be a special occasion, and that's what it is at the new restaurant, Alexis. White tablecloths, fresh flowers, soft music, and candlelight... let Alexis help you celebrate a special occasion. 
Amaldi Umbrellas


Don't sacrifice style for protection from the elements.  Amaldi’s luxury umbrellas are handmade with durable structures, carved handles and luxurious fabrics that will stay glamorous year after year. You'll never have to huddle under another boring, black umbrella again.
Andalusia Luxury Resort



Andalusia is the newest resort on the Las Vegas Strip. It will immerse you in a luxurious world that captures the cuisine, sun and passion of southern Spain.  Be swept away by the world’s finest Flamenco artists.  Linger over Mediterranean cuisine at our five star restaurant, Seville, or enjoy our lounge before you dance the night away. Get lost in Andalusia.

Apollo Luxury SUV


Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves.  You’re about to be swept away, into a world of high performance and luxury, that will change your idea of an SUV...forever. Feel the power of the sun: The Apollo Luxury SUV from Milan Motors.
Arcand Jewelers #2

ARCAND JEWELER’S #2


Wow, your new diamond tennis bracelet really sparkles!  I've heard everyone in the office talking about it.  They think it must be a gift from a secret admirer.  What they don’t know is... you bought it for yourself.  Arcand Jeweler’s: treat yourself right.
Arden's Ice Cream #2

ARDEN’S ICE CREAM #2


Cool... smooth... sweet... rich.  That’s the way I like it.  My ice cream, that is.  Arden’s Ice Cream offers a variety of tantalizing flavors:  Decadent Chocolate, Sinful Cinnamon, and Magnificent Mocha, to name just a few.  So the next time you're feeling a bit naughty, grab some Arden’s Ice Cream to cool off.

Arden's Ice Cream Bars

ARDEN’S ICE CREAM BARS


Arden’s has created a delicious new ice cream bar called Decadence.  Premium ice cream, layers of chocolate and caramel, and a crispy chocolate cookie outer shell.  Decadence. Now that you’ve found the perfect ice cream bar, the only problem you’ll have is figuring out where to hide it.
Aunt Sally's Old Fashioned Cookies

AUNT SALLY’S OLD FASHIONED COOKIES


Tired of dry, crumbly cookies that are so hard they could double as hockey pucks? Imagine sinking your teeth into a hot soft cookie, fragrant with ginger or warm molasses.  Aunt Sally’s Old Fashioned Cookies are so good you'll think they came straight from your local bakery.  You’ll never go back to packaged cookies again.
Bacchus Guild


Have a passion for the fruit of the vine?  Meet other wine enthusiasts in your area by joining The Bacchus Guild.  The Bacchus Guild has been bringing together professional and amateur lovers-of-the-grape for more than 75 years.  Learn how to select, discuss, and, more importantly, enjoy the best vintages in the world.  The Bacchus Guild.  Drink and be merry.

Bartlett Fine Jewelers


"I’ve got a little surprise for you.  Champagne and strawberries to set the mood and, oh yeah, one more thing… a diamond ring."  Choose the ring for your big moment with confidence.  The experts at Bartlett Fine Jewelers will answer all your questions about color, cut and clarity and they guarantee all their appraisals.  When only the best will do, visit Bartlett Fine Jewelers. 
Beacon Hill Auctions


Established in 1902, Beacon Hill Auctions has been Boston’s premier auction house for fine estates and collections for over 100 years.  Our staff will assist in the establishment of provenance, cataloging and the publicity required to draw top bid for your auction offerings.  To learn more, contact us for an appointment, Tuesday through Friday, 10 to 4 pm.
Black Sky


Want to experience the hottest club on the strip?  Welcome to Black Sky.  Every surface inside is matte black, so your eyes will focus on the thing that matters most: the people inside.   If you want to party with the powerful, connected and gorgeous, come to Black Sky.
Blanco Perfume

It’s cool… yet hot. Sweet… yet spicy. Intriguing… yet familiar. The new Blanco Perfume by Lauren White. You’ll never feel this amazing again.
Breckmann Projectors


For the ultimate high-definition experience, Breckmann Projectors are the clear choice when building a home theater.  Our patented Precision Dynamic Picture Control system ensures that what you're seeing on the screen is exactly what was filmed, down to the very last pixel.
Cafe Botanica


Instead of gulping down fast food while we listen to traffic reports, let’s go to lunch at Café Botanica. We’ll be able to enjoy our meal in a lovely, quiet garden where the scents of summer roses and lilacs will complement our meal. No more exhaust fumes ruining our lunch!
Cafezinho Otimo

 

In Brazil, coffee is more than just a drink, it’s a lifestyle. We use only the freshest coffee beans for a dark roast that’s unlike any other. When I’m traveling the world, I make sure to bring Cafezinho Otimo with me wherever I go. It lets me bring the taste of Brazil with me every day, so I never get homesick.

Cape May Festival


This week, enjoy the perfect spring weather at the annual Cape May Waterfront Festival. Enjoy lighthouse tours, music, good company and fresh seafood as prepared by Cape May's best chefs.  It's festival fun for the whole family.  The Cape May Waterfront Festival.  Join us all this week down at the waterfront from 9 AM to midnight.



Caponerra Wine


At Caponerra Vineyards, we believe that a fine wine is like a great work of art.  There needs to be inspiration and life behind every single drop.  Our vineyards have remained family owned and operated for the last 75 years and the hills of the historic Vicars Valley serve as the perfect canvas for our premium grapes. 
Cashmere



Wonderfully soft and luxurious; there’s nothing like cashmere.  When my aunt gave me a cashmere blanket for my new apartment, I didn’t want to use it much because I thought it would be too expensive to get dry cleaned.  Who knew cashmere is actually machine washable and becomes softer with each washing?  Cashmere; the luxurious and easy-to-care-for home essential.

Cat's Meow

CAT’S MEOW


Vintage clothing and antique jewelry; there’s something glamorous about the clothes from the '30s and '40s that suits my sense of style.  Without a doubt the best collection of vintage clothing in the area is at The Cat’s Meow.  For designer pieces from every decade, visit The Cat’s Meow, located at the corner of Stanford and Wilmington.
Child of Copernicus


“Rebecca Dugan is a master storyteller,” says the New York Literary Review. “Her passion for science has transformed a dull subject into a gripping page-turner,” says Bob Marston of The Daily Reader.  Number one on the national bestsellers list: Child of Copernicus, the new novel by Rebecca Dugan.  Available in bookstores everywhere.



Crown And Scepter



Anniversaries aren’t about the gifts you give each other, they’re about the time you spend together.  This year, retreat into the romantic luxury of The Crown and Scepter.  Established in 1820, The Crown and Scepter has offered discriminating travelers privacy and luxury longer than any other resort in the mid-Atlantic region. Make your own memories together on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay at The Crown and Scepter. 

Defining Edge Home Spa Treatment

 


Give yourself a spa and vitamin treatment at home in just half an hour!  Why pay for an expensive, time consuming treatment, when you can have the same results right in your bathroom? The spa and vitamin treatment by Defining Edge includes a cleanser, a vitamin rich oil, a steam packet, and a rejuvenating mask.  Your skin will look healthier and you’ll feel better. Defining Edge - look for it today in your local drugstores!
Dixon Yachts

Dixon Yachts


Come and see why Dixon Yachts has a reputation for excellence. Our 4,000 square foot showroom and expansive marina will help you choose exactly how you want your dreams realized. Dixon Yachts has been the premiere choice for luxury yachts for the last thirty years. Dixon Yachts. Come and see for yourself what so many already know. 
Dorian A350


Take home the sleek and innovative style of the new, luxurious Dorian A350. The state-of-the-art precision awareness system operates smoothly alongside industry standard QX3 sensor technology to make your ride safer and smoother.
Dorian's Luxury Sedan

DORIAN’S LUXURY SEDAN


So, it’s style you want. Class. Well, the place to start is with your car. Dorian’s new Luxury Sedan has people turning their heads when you pull up.
Dust

So, I'm in the elevator by myself.  Everything's perfect:  my lipstick, my hair, even my make-up!  Then the door opens, and there he is!  The best smelling man in the world!  I still don't know his name, but I do know his cologne.  Dust.  By Isaac Dust.  Brings the mystery back to manhood.

Eagle Ridge Golf Course


Eagle Ridge Golf Course is one of the premiere courses in the area. Featuring 27 holes on our award-winning grounds, Eagle Ridge is golf at its finest.  We feature monthly tournaments with cash prizes, golf carts with GPS systems, and a relaxing 19th hole.  Need help on your backswing?  Our golf pros are available for lessons seven days a week.  Come and enjoy the finer side of golf at Eagle Ridge Golf Course.

Element Watches


It's not enough for me to know that I'm the best; I want everyone else to know it too. When I arrive at a society function wearing my Element Watch, everyone around me knows that I embody success, class, and style. It's not a matter of showing off; it's simply a matter of taste.
Enhancement Digital Art Paper


Digital photography is only just the beginning.  Take your photos out of your camera and into the gallery with Enhancement Digital Art Paper. Our enhanced ink jet paper offers you Velvet, Silk and Rag textures without sacrificing any of the image clarity or depth you crave.  PH balanced and suitable for museum quality prints, Enhancement Digital Art Paper is the answer for the artist in you. 
Entanglement


What can suspend a memory forever, while capturing the true essence and mystery of a woman?  Mmmmm... the sweet rapture of Entanglement, the newest fragrance from Lorilynn.  Entanglement will hold your senses in an irresistible and unforgettable spell.  Entanglement gives you permission for submission.

Eversoft Body Moisturizer


Does dry, itchy skin get you down? Don’t worry, help is here! Eversoft Body Moisturizer isn't like ordinary skin lotion. Eversoft transforms your dry, dull skin into silky, soft, radiant skin! You’ll see the difference in just two weeks. Say goodbye to dry, itchy skin. Beautiful skin is in!
Fair Winds Resort



Dreaming of a secluded sandy beach by day, a luxurious hotel suite by night? Enjoy both during your next Caribbean vacation, only at The Fair Winds Resort. At our world famous Golden Mango restaurant, you can enjoy the fusion of succulent local fish and fruits with Asian cuisine into a meal you’ll never forget. The Fair Winds Resort; the only resort where you can have it all.

Fire Lake Manor

Fire Lake Manor has been Northern California's premiere luxury resort for the last 50 years. Our beautifully manicured grounds are the perfect spot for a quiet afternoon lunch. Come and see our majestic waterfall and enjoy a candlelit gourmet dinner at night, or dance the night away in our classically elegant ballroom. Fire Lake Manor is the closest thing to heaven on earth.
Friday Night Chocolate


To have the perfect girls’ night at home, you don’t need a sappy romance movie. You don’t need smelly candles. There’s just one thing you do need: chocolate ice cream. Heavenly Ice Cream presents... Friday Night Chocolate.
Gelateria di Roma


Nothing can match the pleasure of a cool, creamy gelato on a hot summer day.  The rich flavors you love like dark chocolate, hazelnut and vanilla are even better when you visit Gelateria di Roma.  We’ve been making true Roman gelato from our family recipes for over 200 years and now you can have it here in America.  Gelateria di Roma; now available at a location near you.


Gerry Davis Orchestra


This Saturday, only at the Seneca Lake Performing Arts Center, the Gerry Davis Orchestra! Seating is limited, but lawn seats are available for only $18.00. The Gerry Davis Orchestra, performing in their hometown, with special guests the Fuzzboxes. This Saturday! Presented by Open Late Entertainment.
Grand Point Island


Grand Point Island is tucked away in a secluded part of the Bahamas, and was created just for you, the budget-minded traveler.  Grand Point is for the family on a budget that needs a quality vacation. Enjoy simple pleasures like bird watching, swimming, boating, and sight seeing. Experience the beautiful beaches, soft breezes, and friendly locals of Grand Point Island.  You’ll be glad you did.  Grand Point Island isn't just a vacation, it's a frame of mind.
Green Valley Farm

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At Green Valley Farms, we believe that food should be as nature intended. That’s why we don’t use any pesticides or preservatives on any of the vegetables we grow here. If you’re looking for a healthy alternative, our organic produce is brought to you just the way Mother Nature intended it.
Haiti


Tired of cold winter weather?  Wouldn’t you like to be in the warm Caribbean sun, enjoying miles of white, sandy beaches and clear, blue water?  How about trekking through beautiful rain forests? Then come to Haiti, where your Caribbean dreams come true.  Winter will never be the same.
Hardwood Floors


My dearest, after all these years I know this will come as a shock, but I’m dumping you.  I can't take it anymore: all the drama, all the hard work I've put into this relationship, it's just too much.  You show every single stain and I've had it. I’ve found a new floor, and I know we're going to have a bright, clean future together.  Goodbye old floor, hello Dura-Shine Hardwood Floors.  I'm kissing my carpets good-bye.
Harold's Way

HAROLD’S WAY


Available on Blu-ray and DVD this Tuesday: the critically acclaimed, award-winning drama, Harold’s Way.  Winner of four Critic’s Choice awards for Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, and Best Picture of the Year. Don’t miss this stunning and powerful look at society’s crimes and prejudices.  Harold’s Way.  Tuesday on Blu-ray, DVD, and digital download.
Heaven Chocolates


Have you ever tasted Heaven?  You will when you bite into a piece of Heaven Chocolates.  Made of the finest Belgian chocolate, Heaven Chocolates are rich and creamy with that sweet, delicious flavor you love. You don’t have to be an angel to experience Heaven. (consider adding "…but it doesn't hurt.")

Homestyle Candles


Mmmm, that smells amazing!  Are you baking something?  No?  What is it, then? You’re burning a Homestyle Candle?!  You’re kidding!  Homestyle Candles, now available at your local grocery store.
Imperial Vodka

My friends tell me I make the best martinis in the city.  I tell them it’s because I have a secret recipe.  But the real secret is using Imperial Vodka. It’s the finest vodka for all my mixed drinks.  Just don’t tell any of my friends, okay?  I have a reputation to uphold.

Island Reserve Truffles


Some things are just too good to be true.  Truffles with liquor sounds good enough, but dark chocolate truffles and Island Reserve Rum… I just can’t get my head around it. Thank heavens I don’t have to.  I can just enjoy them, one delicious bite at a time.  Island Reserve Select Rum Truffles: the best in fine chocolates.




Kliplock


You can save your breath!  You can’t change the way I feel when she/he walks past my cubicle everyday.  That smooth, soft skin.  That classic yet elegant look.  I’ve just got to get my hands on it!  Oh, that gorgeous briefcase from Kliplock!
Le Charm


This necklace is my favorite.  It was the first piece of fine jewelry I ever bought for myself and it was well earned after years of just scraping by.  I wanted it to symbolize all that I'd accomplished so I turned to the helpful staff at Le Charm. Thousands of handmade beads, crystals, hand cut jewels and symbolic charms, all imported directly from France. Le Charm: jewelry that tells your story.
Lexington Peach Festival

This week, enjoy the wonderful activities that will be taking place right here at our very own Lexington County Peach Festival. Come and see the parade, visit the arts and crafts show, and listen to music on three outdoor stages.  Of course, there'll be lots of tasty peach-flavored foods like cobblers, ice cream, tea, and more! The Lexington Peach Festival is a good time for everyone.
Lite Quenchers


Tired of diet sodas? Why not try a Lite Quencher? Lite Quenchers are great tasting fruit drinks with only 10 calories each! There are a dozen fruity flavors to choose from like Apple Orchard, Strawberry Delight and Mango Thrill, to name just a few.  So when you want real flavor instead of artificial fizz, grab a Lite Quencher!
Literary Tours


Some would say that all a writer needs is a pen and a quiet moment.  That may be true, but watching the sunrise over the Tuscan countryside or the snows of Mount Fuji will never fail to inspire.  Take inspiration from the world on a Literary Tour.  Travel with companions who share your interests, enjoy seminars with leading authors, and take in the pleasures of leisurely travel.  Literary Tours; enjoy the world that inspires you.
Lori Lynn


This week and this week only, Lori Lynn’s entire fragrance line is on sale. It’s their buy one, get one free sale! Indulge yourself and save.
Luxurious Earth Skin Care


There’s just something feminine about the nightly ritual of applying beauty products to take care of your skin.  But when I decided to switch to an all-natural facial creme, I thought the luxury in my beauty routine was gone forever.  That’s when I found Luxurious Earth Skin Care. My skin looks renewed and radiant and their products feel just as rich as anything I used to buy from those fancy cosmetic counters. Indulge naturally with Luxurious Earth Skin Care.
Malfoni Family Wines


You’ve never heard the story? My great grandmother planted our first vineyard by the side of the road and lived by selling the harvest to local markets. It wasn’t until my father and his brothers came to America that they built it into a winery. It’s only been 50 years, but with hard work Malfoni Wines have become one of the best know brands in America. Malfoni Family Wines. The taste of togetherness.
Mall In The Park


Why shop in a windowless concrete building when you can stroll through a beautiful landscaped park? Shop at The Mall in the Park and enjoy an exceptional retail and dining environment. Valet parking, concierge services and personal shoppers are available seven days a week. Our garden pavilions are available for special events as well.
Masquerade


Now that is one fine looking man!  Ooh, and he smells great too! He must be wearing Masquerade, the new cologne from Jordan Hill. Mmm! There’s nothing better than a great smelling man!
Mega Lotion


Have you been noticing the signs of aging? Small lines around your eyes and mouth that don’t seem to be going away? Mega Lotion has developed a new formula to help fight those tiny lines. Mega Lotion contains an SPF 25 sunblock, plus vitamins A, E, and C to help moisturize your skin and keep it looking young and healthy. So try Mega Lotion now, and enjoy the results for years to come.

Miyaka Electronics



Television has changed forever.  Why watch a concert through a plate of glass when you can bring it into a whole new dimension?  Introducing Presence, the worlds’ first holographic projection television from Miyaka Electronics.  Miyaka Electronics: dream big.
Napa Valley Sun


Ahh, the party is over and the dishes are done. The guests are gone, and its just me and the Mrs. Now we can unwind with a chardonnay from Napa Valley Sun.
Noteworthy Cafe


After a morning of droning white noise and telephones in the office, I love to escape into the sound environment of my car.  I crank up the speakers and drown myself in my favorite music.  That’s why I started going to the Noteworthy Café.  They have four different rooms with state of the art sound systems, all featuring different styles of music.  They have the sound and the menu for you.
One Beautiful Day Wedding Planners


What’s stressful about planning a wedding? Everything! There are so many details to plan, schedule and pay for; it’s a lot to handle. The experienced planners at One Beautiful Day can manage all the details for you. From your sophisticated engagement party to your cozy honeymoon, the wedding planners at One Beautiful Day will keep things running smoothly, so you can relax and enjoy your wedding. 
Oven Fresh Stuffing


They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well, if that’s the case, I think I’m in love. New Oven Fresh Stuffing is so light, so flaky… well, let’s just say, I’ll be asking for seconds. Oven Fresh Stuffing is love at first bite.
Parnell's Jewelry Store

PARNELL’S JEWELRY STORE


Do you remember that special night… the night you got engaged? She’s been wearing that ring ever since! Isn’t it time to renew that pledge with a sparkling anniversary ring? A diamond says so many things about love and special memories, and a diamond from Parnell’s says it just right. Why not surprise her and relive all the excitement with a diamond from Parnell’s!
Parnell's Jewelry Store #2

PARNELL’S JEWELRY STORE #2


When you're looking for a way to express your love, diamonds are the classic choice; a gift of rare beauty.  But did you know that not all diamonds are the same?  If you want to give the best, always check the three C’s: Cut, Carat, and Clarity. At Parnell’s, we make sure you know what you’re buying. Choose the diamond worthy of your loved one at Parnell’s Jewelry Store.
Pierre's Pet Pagoda

PIERRE’S PET PAGODA


Don’t trust your pet’s appearance to amateurs; come to Pierre’s Pet Pagoda.  Pierre De Morgaire, licensed small animal stylist, will bring a smile to your companion's face.
Pilgrimage Bookstore


Reading is a great way to unwind and pass the time.  It can also be a great way to explore new ideas.  Would you like to understand more about the traditions of others or better understand your own?  Visit The Pilgrimage Bookstore.  They carry popular fiction titles and reference materials from all around the world.  The atmosphere is welcoming and they have guest speakers every Thursday night. Begin your literary odyssey at The Pilgrimage Bookstore.
Primo Arabica

Dark, bittersweet and with a smell that can drive you wild.  Leave the wimpy stuff for the beginners and go straight to Primo Arabica.  The dark, rich, fragrant Arabica bean has been the coffee lover's choice for centuries in Italy.  For coffee roasted to perfection, Italy’s most trusted brand is Primo Arabica.

Quail Hollow Luxury Homes


This is it; you're finally ready to build the house you’ve always dreamed of.  Now you need the location and the builder to make it come true.   Consider Quail Hollow Luxury Property Developers.   We offer lots ranging from one to five acres on the shores of Pine Lake, as well as home building packages with the area's premier builders.  Quail Hollow Luxury Property Developers: the next step on the road to the good life.
Queen Europa


For our honeymoon, I knew I wanted to be treated like royalty.  So I booked us a trip on the Queen Europa.  From the moment we boarded the ship, I didn’t have to think about a thing except being with my loved one.  The first morning, our private butler served us a romantic sunrise breakfast on the balcony of our stateroom.  And it only got better from there.
Revere Books


Since 1825, Revere Books has assisted discriminating international collectors and public institutions with the acquisition of rare books, maps and collections.  We've also earned an outstanding reputation as appraisers of rare volumes for insurance and auction purposes.  Our specialist on staff will be happy to respond to client requests about the availability of items in our large inventory.  Revere Books, for the love of books.

Sea Perfect Foundation


I try to take care of my skin, but no one's perfect and my skin has been paying the price.  Sea Perfect Foundation turned my skin around.  All day long I look flawless, while natural amino acids and anti-oxidants improve the look and feel of my skin.  Sea Perfect Foundation is beauty derived from the sea.

Serenity Spa And Resort


Have you ever felt the need to get away? Away from phones ringing, TV’s blaring, horns beeping, kids crying, bosses yelling? It’s time to go on vacation! Come to the Serenity Spa and Resort.  At Serenity, there are no interruptions, just private villas with Jacuzzis, a full health spa, yoga classes and more. Try sailing, snorkeling or just relaxing on the beach at Serenity Spa and Resort.
Solstice Sun Tanning


Come on in! The weather is beautiful and so is a Solstice tan. Solstice Sun is the premiere salon in the tri-county region, focusing on safe and natural-looking tans.  Your visit and tanning success are important to our knowledgeable staff. Stop in for your free session today! Life is great at the Solstice Sun Tanning Salon.
Sophisticated Gardner

SOPHISTICATED GARDENER


What makes a good lawn? When should you plant? When do you need fertilizer? There’s a lot to learn if you want your garden to shine. The staff at The Sophisticated Gardener are experts in horticulture that are happy to answer all your questions. Find out about the latest products and gardening techniques. Shop at The Sophisticated Gardener for all your garden needs. Your garden will thank you.
South Sea Islands


Don’t let your troubles weigh you down.  Set your self free for a while and take a trip to one of our magical, mystical islands.   Haven’t you dreamed of standing under the spray of a warm tropical waterfall or swimming in crystal blue seas? Don’t wait until tomorrow; come and explore our islands today. The islands of the South Seas: where you can find yourself... as you lose yourself.
Sun Palace


Come stay at the Sun Palace in beautiful Jamaica.  The Sun Palace is one of the few truly all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean, so leave your wallet behind. Your package includes airfare, accommodations, activities, excursions and unlimited meals and drinks.  Come bask in the sun. Call your travel agent today or visit us at sunpalace.com.
Sunville Resorts

 

Every hotel chain claims to provide the height of luxury for its guests. But only Sunville Resorts have won the prestigious Best-in-Class Luxury Hotel award for the past four years straight. Our legendary attention to customer service, friendly staff, and high end rooms means that you’ll never have to worry about a vacation being ruined by a bad hotel stay. Sunville Resorts: where the sunny side is always up.


Szechuan Dragon

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Spicy, tender slices of chicken marinated in white wine and served with crisp stir-fried vegetables... no one makes my favorite Szechuan dishes like The Szechuan Dragon.  If you want to dig chopsticks into the best Chinese food in the city, visit The Szechuan Dragon.  Opens Friday at 11 AM.
Table Talk Restaurant


Table talk after a satisfying meal; isn’t it a wonderful way to spend the evening with friends? Just talking over a good cup of coffee or a latte?  But at some restaurants, the staff is always trying to rush you out the door.  Next time, invite your friends to join you at Table Talk, the restaurant where the evening never ends. Dine and stay a while at Table Talk.

Temptation Chocolates

 
You're right, I couldn’t stop. I tried and tried to get home without eating all the chocolates, but I couldn't do it. I’d eat just one of those rum truffles or cocoa-dusted almonds and before I knew what I had done, they were all gone. Temptation Chocolates: too good to refuse.

The One

A glance. A smile. That feeling you get when you know you've met The One.  Introducing The One, the new fragrance from Jean Claude. Never wonder "what if" again. The One; available wherever fine perfumes are sold.
The Vamp


If you're looking for a happening place to spend your Saturday night, come spend some time at The Vamp.  Enjoy dinner and drinks in a club where you can actually hear your date and afterwards, catch the vibe of the best live jazz combos on the scene today. Dress up and chill out at The Vamp, the only place for hot dates and cool jazz.
The View Restaurant


What a view! You can see snow covered mountaintops, running streams and a picturesque village all year round from the View Restaurant. Situated just below one of the highest peaks in Vermont, the dining room at The View features large panoramic windows so you can enjoy scenery that's just as spectacular as the food. Let us make your dining experience a great one at The View Restaurant.
Time Out Resort & Spa

TIME OUT RESORT & SPA


Everyone needs a little time out. Time out from the computer, the e-mail, the smart phone, the TV; call the babysitter so you and your special someone can step into a world of luxury at the Time Out Resort and Spa. Eat at one of our fine restaurants, go golfing or horseback riding, or just lounge by the pool and do nothing at all. Get away from it all at the Time Out Resort and Spa.

Tru-Step Heels



I love the way heels make my legs look, but I don’t like the way they make my back feel.  That’s why I switched to Tru-Step Heels. Aren’t they gorgeous? They come in dozens of colors and styles, and their unique design make them comfortable enough to wear all day long.  Take a step in the right direction with Tru-Step Heels.
Valenti's Jewelry Store

VALENTI’S JEWELRY STORE


When it comes to anniversaries, I like to keep her guessing. She never knows what to expect. So this year, instead of the usual chocolate or flowers, I’m taking her to Valenti’s Jewelry Store. The only thing bigger than the sparkle in her eyes will be the smile on her face.
Vicar's Valley Farm

VICAR’S VALLEY FARM


At Vicar’s Valley Farms, we believe in quality.  That’s why we use only the finest ingredients in our salad dressings.  Many things have changed over the years, but we’ve always remained focused on one thing: making the best dressing we can. Taste the valley with Vicar's Valley Farm salad dressings.

In Spanish:

Al vicario Valley Farms, creemos en la calidad. Es por eso que usamos sólo los mejores ingredientes de nuestros aderezos para ensaladas. Muchas cosas han cambiado con los años, pero siempre hemos mantenido enfocados en una cosa: hacer el mejor aderezo que podamos. Saborea el valle con Valley Farm aderezos para ensaladas de Vicar.
Victoria Leathers


Beautiful gifts are easy to find at Victoria Leathers. They have everything from hand-crafted wedding albums to chic accessories for men and women.   I’ve always been able to find a truly special gift at Victoria Leathers.  Their skilled craftsmen can gracefully personalize any item with engraving in silver or gold embossing.  Visit Victoria Leathers today.

Wellness Cafe


These days, everyone is health conscious.  But when you eat out, it’s hard to tell which foods on the menu are really healthy.  Wouldn’t it be fabulous if you could order good food without having to worry?  Now you can at The Wellness Cafe, which offers an inviting menu made up of healthy meals, including low carb and vegetarian choices. The Wellness Café is eating healthy made easy.
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Yogurt Delight


Wow!  I can’t believe this only has 100 calories.  Mmmmm...! All these flavors:  Chocolate Mousse, Vanilla Bean, Pineapple, and Very Berry… it’s a dream come true. Finally, something that's really delicious, but is actually good for you. Yogurt Delight!  Yogurt’s never tasted so good.
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Angel Brothers Auto Shop


I felt so drained… like I could grind to a halt at any moment.  I don't think I could have gone for one more mile. Then I saw those pearly white gates open.  My owner had driven me into Angel Brothers Auto Shop.  Their quick-change oil service is just heavenly.  Angel Brothers Auto Shop, located at the corner of Bickford and West Blvd.


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CALLING SCI-FI CAPTAINS


Boldly go where only crazed science fiction fans have gone before.  Think you have the best impersonation of a starship captain?  Then come and engage your competition.  This Saturday night at 8 PM, stand before the fans and command the audience at the Nebula Convention for your chance to win $10,000... and eternal glory.  Spandex optional.

Cat Tracker Collars


“Here kitty, kitty."Listen to that silly human.  Searching behind every door and piece of furniture.  He’ll never find me here. Oh drat, that red light is flashing again on my collar and… I'm found!  Game over. You win this time Cat Trackers.


Cell Star

VOICE MAIL


You have one new message. New Message: "Hey, girl! You won't believe what happened... Jeff called and we talked forever! Oh my God call me, okay!?" Have friends who like to gossip? You need reliable service, from the most trusted network. Switch today and get $1,000 towards your new smart phone, so you can stay in the know and save in the process. Stay up to the minute with Cell Star.

Cutter Office Supply #1


"Captain, I found your favorite pen!  Ah, look at that penmanship! If you're going to send a ransom note, do it right, I always say.  Oh no, you're running out of ink! Another pen, Captain?  I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have anymore.  No, not the plank!"  Don’t let office supplies scuttle your career. Call Cutter Office Supply.  We deliver 24 hours a day, by land and sea.

Dick's Auto

DICK’S AUTO


When I was in college, all my football buddies called me “Tank.”  I’ll  tell ya, once that football was in my hands, I’d plow through any obstacle!  You could say that I’ve settled down a bit since then, but I still keep on plowing through anything with my four-wheel drive truck from Dick’s Auto.  Man, it’s the biggest, baddest, and toughest truck to hit the dirt.  Dick’s Auto: for trucks that never slow down!

El Guapo Tortillas

 


Whoa! Whoa! C’mon, settle down! Listen, I’m not a tough guy, but if I have to, I will defend myself. I mean, you’re backin’ me into a corner here!  [Scuffle sounds]  Oof!  Argh!  Ugh!   El Guapo Tortillas: the chip worth fighting for.
Falling From the Sky


From the creative team that brought you The Browning Project and Dead By Morning comes a new thriller that will change the way you look at white-collar crime forever.  Falling From the Sky. One of the most celebrated documentaries in a generation.  Opening in select cities this Friday.    



Feline Social Club

Ah... life is perfect. A spot in the sun, a ball of yarn... what more could a kitty ask for? I'll tell you what: a weekend at the Feline Social Club.  The Feline Social Club: it's a cat's world.

Frank's Used Car Lot


Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Well, yes, you were doing 95 miles per hour. And you were driving recklessly. And yes, you do have a broken taillight. But the real reason I pulled you over was to make sure you knew about the big sale at Frank’s Used Car Lot. That’s where you were heading? Well, off you go then.

Frisky Fresh Cat Food


It used to be so easy. I’d slip into the kitchen, grab some cheese, and be on my way. But then they started feeding the cat Frisky Fresh Cat Food. Now, he moves so fast, I can barely catch any crumbs. Frisky Fresh Cat Food: making life hard on mice everywhere.


Gourmet Cow


"Try a bit of this patch, Maude.  Lovely, isn’t it?  Firm and sweet with just a hint of loam and blue grass."  Locating the sweetest grasses to chew is a job reserved for gourmet cows.  Consuming Gourmet Cow Yogurts is yours.  Take your work as seriously as we do.  Eat Gourmet Cow Yogurts.
Granny's Closet #2

GRANNY’S CLOSET #2


Hi, I’m Granny. You might think this old Lady’s closet would be full of nothing but boring, outdated clothes.  Well, let me tell you, folks just love coming to see what’s hanging in my closet.  I’ve got tons of cool clothes in all sorts of funky colors and sizes.  Take a walk on the wild side with some fine threads from Granny’s Closet.

Grease Pit


It’s not easy being me. After all, I’m brilliant, devastatingly handsome, and, well, filthy rich. But after a while, traveling around the world gets to be such a bore. So when I’m home, I eat at The Grease Pit. There are some things money can’t buy, and the taste of home is one of them.
Green Beans


My mom says, “Eat your vegetables so you can grow up healthy.” So I’d just wait until she wasn’t looking and sneak it under the table for our dog, Ralphy. But since my mom started getting Finer Foods Green Beans, I’m actually eating them.  They taste great! Oh, yeah, and my mom says they're good for me, too, but whatever. Sorry, Ralphy, I’m eating my Finer Foods Green Beans.

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My mom said, “Eat your vegetables so you can grow up healthy.” So I’d just wait until she wasn’t looking and sneak it under the table for our dog, Ralphy. But then my mom started getting Finer Foods Green Beans, and I actually ate them.  They tasted great! Oh, yeah, and my mom said they're good for me, too, but whatever. Sorry, Ralphy!
Hang 10 Surf Shop


Dude, when the surf’s up, there’s nothin' that can stop me from hittin' the waves!  And when I need new surf gear, I go straight to the Hang 10 Surf Shop. They've got the hottest boards, the coolest clothes, and the tunes are slammin'!  Check out the Hang 10 Surf Shop! 

Hang 10 Surf Shop #2


Hey beach babes and dudes, get ready to turn it up! While youre waiting to catch some waves, make sure you've got what you need to party on the beach! Visit the Hang 10 Surf Shop website! Grab tunes from all the artists you've streamed today! And dont forget to stop by the store for all the latest gear! Surfs up, dudes!

Hang Gliding


“Hi everyone! I wanted to call and thank the whole staff at the Rocky Mountain Glide School for making my first flight such a thrill. Your professional instructors were so confident and methodical, I never had a moment of doubt that I was in good hands.” Rocky Mountain Hang Gliding specializes in bringing newcomers into the sport and our students come back time and time again. Rocky Mountain Glide School: let us take you higher.


Holdfast: Kitchen Arena


There is a lot of tension here in the kitchen arena while we wait to see the champion's final attempt at the perfect pancake flip.  Here it comes… the pancake is up!  No, wait the spatula has flown out of her hand!  A disqualification!  Unbelievable, must have been butter fingers!  She should have switched to the new Holdfast Kitchen Tools the rest of the competitors are using.  This may be the end of an era, but after this night of heartbreak, it’s Holdfast from now on.  

Holton Fine Art Supplies


I’m just waiting to be molded by you.  After all, I’m just putty in your hands.  The best sculpting putty in the world.  Holton Fine Sculpting Putties and Clays: waiting to be molded.


Improbable Summer


This summer, one woman will risk everything -- her career, her sanity and even her designer shoes -- to achieve the impossible. She’ll find an apartment in New York City and her true love. The Improbable Summer of Ashley d'Tour. Who knew co-ops and cooperation could actually go together? Opens everywhere July 11th. Rated PG-13.

India Restaurant


Come to India! No, not the country, the restaurant!  Our new restaurant, India, offers tasty, authentic Indian food to tempt the heartiest of appetites. We offer take-out for lunch and dinner, or dine in.  India Restaurant is located at the corner of Central and Park Avenue in Verona.  India never tasted better!

Jamaican Restaurant


Come to Jamaica! No, not the country, the restaurant!  Our new restaurant, The Jamaican, offers tasty, authentic Jamaican food to tempt the heartiest of appetites. We offer take-out for lunch and dinner, or you can dine in.  The Jamaican Restaurant is located at the corner of Central and Park Avenue. Jamaica never tasted better!

Just Another Alien

It’s not easy being green.  For example, did you know that everyone asks you if you're nauseated all the time?  Then you have to go into the whole, “Look, I was born this way; I’m an alien,” speech and the next thing you know the person either laughs or runs away screaming.  Oh yeah, joining the Just Another Alien dating service turned my social life around completely.

Kitchen Arena


There’s a lot of tension here in the kitchen arena while we wait to see the champion's final attempt at the perfect pancake flip.  Here we go… the pancake is up!  No, wait… the spatula has flown out of her hand!  Unbelievable, a bad case of the butter fingers! A Hold Tight Kitchen Tool would have put the competition away! 
Lemon Wax


Yep, it’s just about time to be hittin’ the ol’ dusty trail. I got my horse Bessy, my canteen, and of course, my Lemon Wax Lip Balm. Crossin’ the desert on horseback is thirsty work, but my lips never get chapped, thanks to Lemon Wax. Now, if only I could figure me out a way to get it on my Bessy.

Loaded Hog


As a librarian, people tend to think of me as being a bit... uptight. But when night rolls around, you’ll find me at The Loaded Hog. It’s the wildest, rowdiest motorcycle bar around! It’s a party that never stops! Well, until I have to go back to the library, that is.

Mama Barbella's Pizza

MAMA BARBELLA’S PIZZA


Hey, you. Yeah, I’m talking to you. It's me, your conscience. I’m here to protect our interests, but just pretend I’m not even here. Are you gonna eat that? Oh, hey, never mind me, it just seems to me that you could be eating a Mama Barbella’s Pizza instead. I mean, it’s loaded with flavor and dripping with cheese, but has only half the calories of regular pizza. Its up to you, you know what I mean?

MATCH MAKER APP

MINGLE #2


"Hey, baby. Do I know you? What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day." Ladies, are you sick of meeting the same type of guy? Now, Channel 103-5 offers women an app that lets you make the match and make the first move. Just go to channel1035.com search Match Maker and meet a different type of guy.

Mold Menders


I know what you're thinking.  Who does this little sugar ant think he is?  I’m the guy who knows you’ve got a problem.  You see, I get around, and today I walked through your wall to get here.  Buddy, you got a serious mold problem in there.  You’d better call the guys at Mold Menders.  They can handle any mold problems and, trust me, you need the best.  Mend your home with Mold Menders.

Movie Star Body Spray


Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight’s premiere is hot, hot, hot!  That’s right, it’s the long awaited opening of Chris 2.0.  Ladies, stay behind the ropes. The man walking down the red carpet has had his guns insured for millions.  Tell us, Chris, what's your secret? Oh, Movie Star Body Spray.

Murder in the Palace


Suspicions, secrets, a staff that can present a formal dinner in ten minutes or hide a corpse... it must be Murder in the Palace.  Upstairs, downstairs and six feet under, upsetting the people who know how to take the back stairs to the kitchen can be deadly.  Tune in Friday night, only on the Mayhem Channel.



Network Nerds


"This doesn’t make any sense. I mean, it literally doesn’t make any sense. The file you sent is just a bunch of crazy symbols!  I think our network has a problem.  It’s time to light up the nerd signal."  Have problems between computer systems brought things to a halt in your office?  Never fear, Network Nerds are here!  Our network maintenance teams will fly to the rescue 24 hours a day.  To keep your critical applications up and running, call Network Nerds.

Night Owl Coffee


I really can’t start my day without coffee. I really can’t start my day without coffee. I really can’t start my day without… Wha? [Sounds of waking up]  Huh? Hey, somebody get me a cup of Night Owl Coffee. Don’t start your day without it.

Pampered Pup


Don’t I look gorgeous?  I feel fabulous when I’m wearing my favorite perfume and my hair is all brushed and sleek.  Check it out; my bow even matches my collar.  The stylist at The Pampered Pup can make any mutt feel like a purebred.  The Pampered Pup, because a little pampering never hurt any dog.


Papa Vinnie's

PAPA VINNIE’S


Let me see if I understand you. You’re telling me that he didn’t leave anything for me? Not even one homemade meatball or slice of pizza with fresh mozzerella and garlic from Papa Vinnie’s Pizzeria? Hey, I’m not asking for a million dollars here! All I want is some of Papa Vinnie’s fine Italian cuisine!

Precision Scrubber


Gentlemen, prepare for inspection.  Sockets aligned?  Spare parts stored?  Shop floor spotless? Congratulations.  Now lets inspect the bathroom.  Who’s responsible for this?  Dirty corners and untidy chrome? This is unacceptable!  Disposable wipes weren’t made to clean up to my standards, so I’ll be supplying you men with the new Precision Scrubber 2000 from Pro Clean. From now on, I want this bathroom C-L-E-A-N!  Got It? 



Preventex Anti-Cold


Hi there. You may not recognize me. I’m the common cold. I just wanted to stop and introduce myself to you before I move in. Move in where? Why, in you, of course! Unless you’re taking Preventex Anti-Cold Medicine, that is. You are? Oh well. Guess I’ll be residing somewhere else for a few days.

Shirt off My Back


When everything you believe in is fading away, when you no longer care about bias cuts or tweed, it’s probably time to get out of the fashion business.  But what if they won’t let you? This fall, Johnny Williams stars in "The Shirt Off My Back," the totally untrue story of one designer’s quest to leave the fashion world behind.  Rated PG. Starts Friday.  “He put grocery bags on the models and they're still buying it.  Genius.”

Sleep Tite Pillows


Being a world famous rock star isn’t all it's cracked up to be. Sure, there’s the fame, money, and girls, but what I really want is a good night’s sleep. That’s why I travel with my own Sleep Tite Pillow. I can sleep through the wildest parties with my Sleep Tite Pillow.

Smart Choice Desserts


“Now listen carefully.  Put down the fork and back away from the cheesecake... slowly.  No one in this family is eating cheesecake again until I can eat it, too.” Is your spouse suffering from diet deprivation?  Satisfy those dangerous cravings without sabotaging their diet by giving them Smart Choice desserts.  Our healthy sweet treats will soothe the diet beast.  Make the right choice; Smart Choice.

Smoke Shack


Slow roasted over a hickory fire and pulled by hand, this is the way pit pork has always been done.  Sweet and smokey,  yep.  The recipe was my grandfather's, the pit was built by my pops and the enjoyment will be all yours.  Pulled pork lovers, rejoice!  The smokey ‘ol days are back at the Smoke Shack.

Southern Fixins


I’ve lived north of the Mason Dixon line since I got married and it’s been a good life.  The only thing I miss about the south are the foods I grew up with.  When I need a quick taste of the south, I go to Southern Fixins.  Pit barbecue, cream pies, pecan cake, Jambalaya, ... whether you grew up in Chapel Hill or New Orleans, Southern Fixins makes the foods that take you home.

Stilicho Merlot


It's hard being a woman. Especially a successful, woman who knows how to get what she wants: four cars, three houses, and a loft in Paris. And although I have all of this, it's still not enough without my glass of Stilicho Merlot at the end of the day.  I'd give up everything else before my Stilicho Merlot.

Story Town


You must be crazy! I’m not going in there! There are kids having fun all over the place! Story Town, Lake George: where kids have way too much fun!

Suits & More

SUITS & MORE  


Only two hours to the wedding and I’ve split my pants!  Ah, fate; she is a cruel mistress.  How will I attend the wedding now?  If only there were someplace right next door.  Zut alors, I’ll go to Suits & More!  They not only sell designer suits, they also do alterations and repairs, even at the last minute.  Suits & More provides the services you need, when you need them.


Superior Fitness



"Tired of having sand kicked in your face?  Call now and order Rock Hard Mineral Supplements.  Just look at Joseph.  Once, he was a pathetic 90-pound weakling.  Now he’s a 200-pound chick magnet with rock hard abs."  Wait a minute.  Overpriced pseudo-scientific supplements are for guys with rocks in their head.  At Superior Fitness Club, we’ve got the equipment, trainers and nutritional information you need to get lasting results.  Get results, not hype, at Superior Fitness Club.

Terminus 2

Structural integrity is down to 60%.  Action is recommended.  Come on, men, this wood isn’t gonna chew itself! We only have a matter of hours before Terminus Termite Control gets here, and if we don’t start chewing double time, we’ll never bring this house down in time!


Edit Suggestion

Structural integrity is down to 60%.   Come on, men, this wood isn’t gonna chew itself! We only have a matter of hours before Terminus Termite Control gets here!

Terminus Termites


"Structural integrity is down to 60%.  Action is recommended.  50%. 40%.  Structural failure is imminent." Honey, wake up.  Did you hear that?  I just had the weirdest dream.  Do you still have the number for Terminus?  I think we need some expert help with our termite issues.  I’m going to call them in the morning for their guaranteed next day service.  Defend your home with Terminus.


Edit Suggestion

"Structural failure is imminent. Action is recommended." Honey, did you hear that?  Do you still have the number for Terminus?  I think we need some expert help with our termite issues. 

Termites

TERMINUS 2

Structural integrity is down to 60%.  Action is recommended.  Come on, men, this wood isn’t gonna chew itself! We only have a matter of hours before Terminus Termite Control gets here, and if we don’t start chewing double time, we’ll never bring this house down in time!


Edit Suggestion

Structural integrity is down to 60%.   Come on, men, this wood isn’t gonna chew itself! Get moving before Terminus Termite Control gets here!

Toon Channel


I love watching cartoons! I used to keep that a secret, but thanks to the Toon Channel, cartoons are cool again! Now my friends don’t make fun of me for watching them. Of course, they do make fun of me for still living in my mom’s basement.

True Edge Mowers


"Dear flora and fauna.  We are gathered here today to mourn our friend, the dandelion. Before he’d even gone to seed, he was sadly struck down and decapitated in his prime.  Putting down roots in that fancy landscape was foolish, but we’ll remember him standing in the sun, head and shoulders above the lawn."  True Edge Mowers; here today, still here tomorrow.

Uncle Joe's Biscuits

UNCLE JOE’S BISCUITS


Getting started in show business is rough.  Learning how to sit, play dead and, of course, bark on cue takes it out of a dog.  It’s all worth it, though, when I see them put Uncle Joe’s Biscuits out on the craft services table.  They're loaded with that baked-in beef flavor I love.  Uncle Joe’s Biscuits; they’re worth rolling over for. 
Undead on Fifth Avenue

Julie was taking a big bite out of the Big Apple.  She had her loyal followers, a closet full of designer clothes and all she had to do to get a good bloody mary was hunt one down.  Now if only she could win the undead man of her dreams, her death would be perfect.  Undead on Fifth Avenue.  Rated PG.  The queen of the vampires hits the New York social scene this Wednesday.

Black Waters Lodge

The whole trip to Black Waters Lodge was amazing.  The staff was friendly and the weather was beautiful.  Each day our guide, Mark, took us into the forests around the lodge.  Alaska in July was even more spectacular than we had hoped and every day we saw something new.  We saw a large variety of birds including loons and eagles, as well as river otters and even some black bears foraging along the river some distance from us.  That last day, Mark woke us in the pre-dawn darkness and guided us out into Black Water Sound to watch the sunrise.  We paddled in the stillness until we reached the middle of the Sound and turned just as the sun was coming up over the horizon.  Just a hundred feet away, a Humpback whale broke the surface.  Twenty minutes later a pod of Orcas followed the Humpback into the feeding grounds the sound provided. 

Blue Ridge Mountains


If you’ve been lucky enough to see both the Rocky and the Blue Ridge Mountains,  it’s difficult to imagine they were ever the same, but it’s true.  Two hundred million years ago, when the tectonic plates began to split and form the Atlantic Ocean, the Blue Ridge Mountains might have been just as tall and rugged as the Rocky Mountains are today.  So what happened?  At the end of the ice age,  the softer structures of the higher peaks were snapped and shaped by flowing glaciers and carved by the water when they melted.  The warmer climate that followed allowed the forests and vegetation to take hold and accelerate the erosion process.  What remained were the bones of a mountain range, surrounded by rich piedmont farmlands and sandy plains that would become the prosperous southeastern colonies of the United States.

Bryce Canyon National Park


Cool and quiet even at the height of the tourist season, Bryce Canyon is a summer hiking jewel.  Entering the park you’ll be offered an official guide to the trails by the park rangers.  This guide will tell you everything you need to know about your journey.  Not only is every trail entrance listed here with distances and elevations, but a small insert is updated each week that tells you which features of the park are in season and which trails are closed.   In the thin air of the Bryce Canyon National Park it's hard to pace yourself and see all the park's ravines unless you plan carefully.  One of the most beautiful and isolated trails is the Fairyland Loop Trail.  Cutting back and forth through caves and trail edge paths, this eight mile hike allows a more intimate look at the park's formations more so than any other trail.

Cancun

(kang-coon)


Warm sun caresses the sandy beaches and crystal blue waters in a place where Mayan royalty journeyed to bask in its beauty.  Today, it's one of the most popular vacation destinations in the world.  This... is Cancun.  Whether it’s just relaxing in the sun or dancing until dawn, Cancun has something for everyone.  If it’s adventure you’re looking for, excursions to the ancient Mayan ruins are available daily.

Carnaval

 

Welcome to the joy and excitement that is Carnaval. You have never experienced anything like this before. Where else can you find a week of dancing, music, food, parades, exotic costumes, and non-stop partying. Visit Rio de Janeiro and Sao Paulo for our world famous parades at the Sambodromo, or travel to Pernambuco to see the world famous Galo da Madrugada. Whether your tastes swing more Samba or Axe’, you can get your groove on all through the night. Come and see what Carnaval is all about… it’s more than just another party.

Cave Diving in Florida


The world of cave diving is so deadly that even the official warning signs feature a grim reaper and the text “death, even for experienced divers, lies beyond this point.” So why would anyone want to take the risk? To find the answer, you need to go to Florida. Riddled with underwater caves and home to a large population of diving professionals, it was only natural that someone would dive below the surface and the survivors would tell others of their adventure.  
Cave Diving The Caribbean


Locked away in a Caribbean garden of mango and citrus trees, our cave diving tour begins in a privately owned cave that offers clear blue water, walls covered in sparkling crystals, and breathtaking limestone formations. With thousands of hanging stalactites and standing stalagmites, plus air spaces to dive up into, this adventure will stay with you for a lifetime. Your tour guides will lead you through a journey of unequaled beauty and show you sights you can't find anywhere else on the planet.

      
   


Colombia


When you visit Colombia, you are in for a world of excitement. Visit the Salt Cathedral, an ancient building carved inside a mountain.  For fun and relaxation, visit our world famous beaches that feature warm water and white sand.  For nighttime excitement, take part in one of our exotic festivals, such as El Festival Del Bambuco, which spotlights music, dancing, and costumes like you’ve never seen before.

Cruising Advice


What advice would I give to someone booking their first cruise? First, I’d recommend that they tell their travel agent exactly what kind of experience they’d like to have.  There are hundreds of specialty cruises available and the agents at Anchors Away Travel can make finding the right vacation easy.  Culinary aficionados (connoisseurs) will love the gourmet fare offered by La Carte Cruise Lines, and Fit Ships offer fun weight loss vacations.  For lovebirds, why not book a stateroom on a Duet Cruise ship?  They specialize in couples-only travel and their staterooms include a private balcony and room service for breakfast.  When you're ready to take the whole family on an adventure, you’ll love the newly remodeled ships of Pirate Cruises.


Day Trips


Do you hate the thought of planning a vacation? Everything can be so expensive! Well, how about taking a day trip instead?  The Pennsylvania Tourist Board has produced a Day Trip brochure that's full of great ideas for fun outings, all of which can be found within a 100 mile radius of where you live. Find information on historical landmarks, amusement parks, restaurants, theaters, walking tours, bike trails... everything you’d do on a family vacation!  So call the Pennsylvania Tourist Board, and ask for your Day Trip brochure today!

Dubai


Looking for the perfect vacation?  Try luxurious Dubai, where you'll find some of the most sizzling nightlife on the planet.  Our majestic nightclubs will give you some of the best nights of your life.  We also host many world-class sporting events, such as the Dubai Desert Classic Golf Tournament and the Dubai World Cup.  If shopping is your pleasure, be sure to participate in one of our shopping festivals, or explore our many malls.  Stop in at the Mall of the Emirates and enjoy international shopping and cuisine, or witness one of the world’s largest indoor ski slopes.  If you’re looking for something a little more beach inspired, check out one of our amazing water parks.  Dubai: expect the unexpected.

Falls Bridge, CT


Protected and cradled by the rolling hills of the Connecticut River Valley, Falls Bridge is one of New England’s finest examples of picturesque beauty.  From the tall maples that remain standing beside historical landmarks to the new galleries and cafes, Falls Bridge has something to interest everyone. Settled in 1692, the streets of early Falls Bridge were bustling with mill workers. The ship building industry also thrived, as most travel in those days was by water.

Finger Lakes


New York’s Finger Lakes region is an area rich in culture and history.  Our rolling hillsides, beautiful mountain views and fresh air are the perfect backdrop for travel and relaxation.  Take a day off and visit one of our many wine trails, where you can sample some of the finest wines in the country.  If you’d like to extend your stay with us, please be sure to check out one of our many quaint and comfortable bed and breakfast establishments.  

Gardner Museum


Boston’s Gardner Museum is a hidden treasure in a city filled with culture and history.  Seen from the outside, the mansion seems like a fairly typical structure. But when the flamboyant Isabella Stewart Gardner opened the doors, the elite were floored by what they saw.  Isabella had built an Italian palace in the middle of the city and created a whole new style for American museums in the process.  Instead of putting her extensive collection of modern paintings into special viewing rooms, she had arranged them throughout her home. The overall effect was intimate and shocking. Vibrant colors and fine furnishings embraced paintings like Archer’s “Portrait of a Lady” and Sargent’s “Woman - An Enigma”.  Works by masters of different eras hung side by side in arrangements that are still called genius by curators today.

Giants Causeway


After spending time with the people of the Emerald Isle, don’t forget to visit the far north to see Ireland’s natural wonders.  Credited by legend as the handiwork of Finn McCool, the Giants Causeway is a natural wonder not to be missed.  Bridging Ireland to the Scottish island of Staffa, the causeway was said to be a path that giant Finn McCool built to reach his ladylove.   It isn’t surprising in a land famous for its tradition of storytelling that a man or a giant, rather than nature, was said to have built the causeway.  


Today we are accustomed to monumental architecture, but to the ancient Irish, the more than 40,000 massive columns of basalt must have looked man-made.  Each of the volcanic basalt columns is similar in size, one to two feet across, and most have the look of hexagons.  Others with four sides or ten sides are still roughly the same size and shape and range in height from sea level to a towering 40 feet above the sea.

Hawaii


There's no place on earth like Hawaii; this crown jewel of the Pacific will ease your troubles and soothe your worries. Its tropical climate, friendly locals, and beautiful landscapes welcome you as soon as you land on the lush, green shores. Home to one of the world's largest active volcanoes, the sights of Hawaii are like nothing you've ever seen. Year round sunny days and warm, gentle breezes allow you to take in the sights any time of year. Each of Hawaii's six main islands offers up something different, and there are numerous sightseeing opportunities for all kinds of travelers.

Hermitage

 The Hermitage Museum in St.Petersburg, Russia, is an opulent maze consisting of 1,000 rooms.  Many of the rooms are said to outshine the art itself, inlaid with gold, precious stones and patterned parquet floors. .  The size and quality of the art collected at The Hermitage is hard to perceive.  In addition to the world's finest collection of Italian renaissance art, including works by Da Vinci and Michelangelo, the giants of other periods are included here as well, such as, Picasso, Rembrandt, Rubens and Matisse.  

Homes of the Antebellum South


If you want to stroll through a well-preserved piece of the Antebellum, go to the city that the Union army saved.  The wealthiest city in the pre-civil war South was the port city of Natchez, Mississippi.  Well situated for trade and agriculture, the citizens of Natchez grew nearly as wealthy as their commercial partners in Philadelphia, New York and Boston.  In between cotton harvests, the lucrative sugar cane trade moved through the city, and slave labor markets were full as well.   The profits from trade were quickly channeled into hundreds of lavish town homes and plantations intended to rival any mansion in the north.  Ironically, it was occupation by the union army that preserved so much of the architecture that stands to this day.  Knowing they would need a secure port city south of Philadelphia, the Union army moved in swiftly to occupy Natchez before the citizens could decide to destroy any of the buildings.


Isle of Antigua

If you can afford a five star beach holiday, Antigua’s luxury mega resorts are the hot place to go.  But what if you’re an average tourist looking for an extraordinary location?  Don’t worry, the rest of the island will be wide open for you.  The best weather lasts from December to May, but we recommend visiting in April.  The last few weeks of the month are beautiful and affordable.   At the end of the month, any location with a seaside view will provide a great chance to see the yachts and sailing ships of the super rich in the Sailing Week Regattas.  Bird watchers will enjoy observing some 400 species on the island, while the rock formations called the Megaliths of Green Castle are a must-see for adventurers.

Italy

This nine-day excursion through Italy will take you to all of the country’s most famous and fascinating landmarks.  In addition to wine tastings and sightseeing, we’ll visit the Roman Catacombs and also take a special trip to visit the Vatican and Vatican City. We’ll tour Florence by train, and take day trips to the ruins of Pompeii and the Island of Capri.  One of the tour’s most popular highlights is the visit to the Sistine Chapel, which is followed by a tour of St. Peter’s Basilica. Of course, what would a trip to Italy be without fine dining?  We’ll sample some of the most famous and popular restaurants in Rome, ensuring that you encounter the finest cuisine Italy has to offer.
 

Jamaica


The first people to come to Jamaica were from Venezuela, known as the Arawaks.  They are thought to have come to Jamaica in two waves, the first in 650 AD, and the second in 900 AD.  They were then joined by the Caribs, who came from Guiana.  The Arawaks were a peaceful people, but the Caribs were cannibalistic and fierce fighters, so constant fighting arose between the two groups.  Christopher Columbus came to Jamaica in 1494.  He named the island Jamaica because he heard the natives call it Xaymaca.  He brought smallpox and other horrible diseases, to which islanders had no antibodies. Jamaican history says most of them died out soon after Columbus arrived, and that Columbus was an enemy to the surviving natives.  He then left and returned several years later on his last voyage to the new world.  During this voyage, he spent a year stranded on Jamaica trying to rebuild his boats.

Jamaica Travel


Your journey into the heart of Jamaica begins in the capital city of Kingston. The epicenter of Jamaica’s arts and cultural landscape, Kingston also features the Historical Devon House, a must-see destination. Enjoy the delights of Jamaican cuisine at bistros, restaurants, and even quaint roadside stands. When you leave Kingston, you’ll travel to Montego Bay, where sun-splashed shores and crystal waters beckon all travelers. With five world-class golf courses, historical town homes, a gorgeous limestone forest, and bamboo rafting, Montego Bay will bring a little adventure to your vacation.

("Devon" pronounced like "Heaven")
Kingdom of Mustang


Surrounded on three sides by Chinese-occupied Tibet, the tiny fortress kingdom of Mustang may be the last stronghold of Tibetan culture.  The tiny and mostly autonomous kingdom somehow escaped the worst of the cultural upheavals caused by the Chinese takeover of Tibet.  Despite being nominally incorporated into Nepal, the kingdom of Mustang is still ruled by Tibetan royalty.  Centered firmly on what was once the ancient trading routes leading from the east to the west, it is now isolated in its high desert valley.  Recently opened again to tourists by the government of Nepal, visitors to the isolated fortress of Mustang are stunned by the rich, near-medieval culture preserved there.

Madeleine Islands Archipelago

MADELINE ISLANDS ARCHIPELAGO


Leaving Quebec City we drove north along the Saint Lawrence for the better part of the day until we reached the ferry landing for the Madeline Islands.  The soft, rolling lands of this archipelago had been settled in the 1500s and it was easy to see why the land was appealing.  When we stepped off the ferry, we stepped into spring.  The mainland all around us was still brown from winter, but the fields of the islands were green around the brightly painted houses and flowers were in bloom.   The first few weeks we stayed at different inns.  We’d visit with locals, go hiking, take pictures and watch the land bloom.  By June the water temperature had risen to a comfortable 64 degrees and we took to the beach.  There are more than 300 kilometers of sandy beaches and Joseph wanted to wind surf off of all of them.

Madrid

The history of the majestic city of Madrid will come to life on this privately guided tour. We begin with a visit to the world-renowned Prado museum. Among Spain’s contributions to world culture is its art, and represented here are three of its greatest masters: Goya, Velazquez, and El Greco. Then visit the magnificent Palacio de Oriente, commonly called the Palacio Real. After dark, a panoramic drive will lead you into the heart of Madrid’s nightlife at the world famous Sol de Madrid nightclub. Enjoy a fabulous tapas meal and a flamenco show, and end day one by dancing far into the night.

Modern Art Gallery


The Modern Art Gallery, located in the heart of downtown Chicago, is known for providing visitors with a wide range of decorative and unique works. If you want an afternoon filled with colorful imagery, innovative thinking, and inventive artwork, the Modern Art Gallery offers exactly what you’re looking for. When you visit the gallery, you’ll enjoy our world-renowned walking tour and hear the unknown history behind every work of art.
Mountains to Sea Trail


One of the most ambitious trail projects under construction in the United States is the Mountains to Sea Trail.  When completed, the trail system, which was originally proposed in 1977, will stretch nearly 700 miles from the forests of Clingman’s Dome in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park through North Carolina, to the beaches of Nags Head in the Outer Banks.  The effort has required massive coordination between federal and local government agencies. While many miles of the trail run alongside the scenic Blue Ridge Parkway, the finished trail is not expected to be one long continuous route. Some sections, which may be separated by gaps as large as 20 miles, will be made up of existing local trails and municipal parks.

Mt. Rushmore


Mt. Rushmore, a monumental sculpture facing out over the hills of South Dakota, features the solemn faces of four of our most revered American presidents: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. Located in South Dakota, these 60-foot high faces are carved an astonishing 500 feet up on the side of the mountain. Creation of the mountain sculpture started in 1927, took some 14 years to complete, and cost over one million dollars.  This was an astonishing sum in a decade that included the great depression. The Avenue of Flags uses a flag from every state and our U.S. territories to lead visitors up to the Grandview Terrace just below the memorial. Not to be missed at Mt. Rushmore is the spectacular Evening Sculpture Lighting Ceremony. When the monument is brilliantly lit it offers a breathtaking view of the presidents up above.


Netherworld of Naples


Millions of visitors have strolled through the sunny, vibrant palazzos of Naples, but how many of them were aware of the alternate version of the city beneath their feet?  The collective work of 2,500 years, subterranean Naples is just as chaotic and sumptuous as the metropolis above it. Chambers of every size and shape have been turned into lavish theaters and communal junkyards. Aqueducts and transportation tunnels big enough to drive a chariot through are carved into the limestone just a few feet above ancient Christian catacombs. 





 The elaborate underground has created some challenges for the city. It’s been difficult to improve the city's aging sewer system and dangerous chasms and sinkholes can appear in the streets.

New York City


Founded in 1624, when it was called New Amsterdam, New York City continued to grow over four centuries to become the most populous city in the U.S, and also a crossroads of media, finance, and culture. Times Square, where the worlds of entertainment, media, and money all meet, is near the center of a city that's visited by an estimated 50 million people each year, making it the most popular tourist destination in the country.

NJ State Park

 


Mountain biking in Northern New Jersey? Of course we have it! Some of the most exciting double and single track cycling trails on the east coast can be found right here in our State Park. Grab your bike and hit our trails! The terrain in our State Parks can be hilly and steep, with some rocky sections and riding surfaces varying from carriage roads to creek beds. You can get lost here, so make sure you pick up a map at the State Park entrance. Come on, what are you waiting for? Bike it! Northern New Jersey State Park.

Paris Pavilion


In addition to many lovely old mansions, the Garden District also provides the idyllic setting for one of the best restaurants in St. Louis, The Paris Pavilion.  Originally constructed by the descendants of the Marquis de La Fayette for the 1867 World's Fair in Paris, the building was disassembled and moved to St. Louis in 1984.  Known for its friendly, unobtrusive and accommodating service, the normally reclusive owner of the Paris Pavilion began campaigning actively for his restaurant to earn St. Louis’s first five-star rating.  Years later, he was still campaigning.  A five-star restaurant earns its rating by being more than just a beautiful place that serves an exceptional meal; it proves its excellence over time.  The turning point came when world famous chef Pierre Martin brought his own blend of French and new world cuisine to the menu. Finally under the command of a world-class chef, the five-star reign of the Paris Pavilion began.  

Pedaling through Thailand

Our whole tour of Thailand was stunning. The hotel we stayed at the night we arrived had a gorgeous view of a tropical rainforest with mountains off in the distance and a small mission just below.   Every morning we’d get up and visit the local farmers market and enjoy the same foods the locals ate for breakfast.  Then our guide would hand us the map for the day and we’d climb onto our bicycles and pedal off to the next city.  The riding pace was slow and, without the roar of an engine pulling us along, we could hear the sounds of the wildlife and chat with each other.  There was a planned excursion each day designed to break up the riding and we also learned to expect at least one unexpected detour, as road signs are non-existent in the more rural parts of the country.  We learned quickly that a map and a bewildered smile were all you needed to break through the language barrier.

Reserve Safaris

RESERVE SAFARI


When you travel to the foothills of Mount Kenya and enter the vast private reserve of Borana wilderness, you'll see Africa in all her unspoiled glory. Be mesmerized as you climb each ridge and witness a new vista teaming with the wildlife and untamed beauty that is Africa. In addition to the luxury of our camps, our biologists and professional photographers will help you to appreciate and capture every moment of your safari adventure.  With over 100,000 acres to explore and native trackers to guide you in daylight and nocturnal expeditions, you’ll rarely see another vehicle marring your perfect shot.

San Francisco


Alcatraz, the Golden Gate Bridge, China Town, the Mission District, the Presidio; San Francisco is a city overflowing with character and history.  Beyond the famous landmarks, though, it's never hard to get off the beaten path in San Francisco.  At different times of the year, celebrations go on all over the city. In the first weeks of winter San Francisco’s Chinatown, the world's largest Chinese community outside China, celebrates the Chinese New Year.  Halloween is a chance to mingle with the artistic community or, if you prefer more sophisticated fall festivities, visit the numerous wineries of the region. The winemakers of the area also host classes on winemaking and tasting year round.

Scone Palace

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Scone is a place that breathes history like nowhere else in Scotland. Today, in the 21st century, it is the home of the Earls of Mansfield, and a major attraction to visitors from all over the world. 1500 years ago, though, it was the capital of the Pictish kingdom and the center of the ancient Celtic church. Poised above the River Tay, the Palace overlooks the routes north to the Highlands and east through Strathmore to the coast. The Grampian Mountains form a distant backdrop, and across the river stands the city of Perth. Two thousand years ago, the Romans camped here, at the very limit of their empire. They never defeated the warlike Picts, who later came to rule Scone, but the followers of St. Columba were more successful. Later it would become a seat of parliament and the crowning place of Kings.

Seattle


The city of Seattle is almost completely surrounded by water. Glaciers were responsible for sculpting the hills and valleys in Seattle over 11,000 years ago. On the west side of Seattle is Elliott Bay, on the east side is Lake Washington, and to the North is Lake Union and Union Bay. The hills offer a breathtaking view of the Cascade Mountains in the East and the Olympic Mountains in the West. Mt. Ranier, the most iconic of the Cascade Mountains, is located 60 miles southeast of Seattle.

Tampa


Come to Tampa, where the old world meets the new, and enjoy all the excitement we have to offer!  Enjoy exciting night life, shop at a variety of stores, and eat at some of the finest restaurants in the world. Stop in at the Tampa Welcoming Center and get the best advice from local experts.  If it’s shopping you’re looking for, why not check the waterfront at Harbour Island? Just a short distance from downtown Tampa, Harbour Island offers you a chance to shop in the sun and relax in style.

Tibet Exhibition


The Braxton Museum Association would like to welcome you to our exhibit on Tibet. Through photos, paintings, and videos, you are about to enter a world isolated by mountains and fierce weather. Located in southern central Asia, Tibet is famous for its high altitudes. Mt. Everest rises in southern Tibet within the Himalayas, while the north is bordered by the Kunlun, a mountain range that rises more than 20,000 feet. Gar, a town in western Tibet, is located more than 15,000 feet above sea level and is considered to be the highest town in the world. Even the bottoms of Tibet’s valleys are higher than most mountains in other countries.

Tips for Visiting Lima


When you arrive in Callao, Peru you’ll be just twenty miles from the city of Lima.  Outside the gates, licensed taxi drivers will be waiting to assist you and, thanks to the strong security presence, the immediate area will be peaceful. Be prepared, though; once you're out on the open highways, the traffic will be heavy and fast-paced clear into Lima.  To avoid wasting time in traffic, it's worth it to book a hotel in the central tourist district.  

Lima Peru, The City of Kings, has plenty of ancient sites and modern museums that are within walking distance of the central tourist district.  Special tours of the city's many archeological sites can be arranged through the Ministry of Science and Culture.  At night the cafes, theaters, and dance halls of the central district come alive.   Entertainment and camaraderie fill the streets with energy far into the night.

Touring the Rhineland


As soon as the weather cleared, we boarded the family houseboat and set off down the Rhine. One of the highlights of the tour was a visit to the Lorelei Rock. The infamous rock, surrounded by shallow rapids, had been the death knell for so many vessels on this river, that the legend of the seductive siren luring unsuspecting sailors in with her songs had been born there. All along the river's cliff we saw the overgrown remnants of medieval castles, vineyards and the occasional section of highway threaded along the river's edge. In the passages of the river where the current was strong enough to carry us, the captain would turn off the engines and we’d hear snippets of music and conversation drift down from the restaurant patios on the hills above us.

UFO Museum


Here at the UFO Museum, we hope to illustrate that visitors really are among us. While there has been a lot of discussion about whether alien beings have ever visited earth or not, signs pointing to otherworldly visitors date all the way back to ancient Egypt. On today’s tour, you’ll see our Wonderful Wall of Weirdness, which features a re-creation of the famous 1947 alien ship crash in Roswell, New Mexico, and a timeline that traces alien encounters back to the beginning of recorded history. After the tour, feel free to browse through our UFO Information Center and visit our gift shop for some extra-terrestrial souvenirs.

Utah Skiing


If you’re seriously into skiing, you need to hit the slopes in Utah.  Skiing in Utah has moved to a whole new level since the Salt Lake City Olympics, and no less than 10 world-class facilities are now open.  The whole family will enjoy a stay at the Park City Mountain Resort.  With more than 3,000 skiable areas and the world's largest half-pipe, Park City welcomes skiers and snowboarders at every skill level.  If finding untouched powder is your dream, head over to the Canyons.  Underutilized for years because of a poor layout, The Canyons have undergone a multimillion-dollar expansion.  Three new lifts link together the most skiable areas of any resort in the United States and until word gets out, they’ll be all yours.  Headed out to the Sundance Film Festival?  Deer Park Valley is close enough to let you get back to your next screening on time and posh enough that you may even see a few celebrities.

Veronica Gallery


The Veronica Gallery is at the center of the town of Cooper’s blossoming art scene. Owned and operated by Veronica Swanson, a native of Cooper, the gallery specializes in modern oil paintings, art installations and small sculpture. The gallery boasts an active schedule of exhibitions, with three shows in the fall, three in the spring, and two during the summer season. While Swanson credits her success to her mother, nationally known sculptor Alicia Swanson, Veronica‘s own critical acclaim has been well earned over the past five years. The Veronica Gallery’s next exhibition will feature a retrospective collection of postmodern art.

Woodland Mountain Spa


Relax, and float away in the mineral rich, natural thermal springs at the Woodland Mountain Spa and Resort. Nestled in the forests of the scenic Passaic Valley, the Woodland Mountain Spa and Resort is a luxurious private retreat where you can find the privacy and quiet you need to restore yourself. Famous for its therapeutic mineral springs, Woodland Mountain caters to discriminating travelers’ interested in health, luxury and the beauty of nature. The entire staff, from the world-class chef at the Woodland Table, the region's only four-star restaurant, to our fitness and activities coordinators, are dedicated to making your stay extraordinary.

Wrightsville Hall


Wrightsville Hall, the treasured 120-year-old heart of Skyland University, was recently treated to an exterior restoration. The three-year project began in summer 2002, with the majority of the work completed by December 2004. The local firm of Smith, Schlessinger, and Travis coordinated the construction companies who removed and replaced all of the mortar between the bricks, replaced the slate tiles on the roof, installed gutters, and repaired all of the windows. Workers often braved steep heights, high winds, and low temperatures on the scaffolding around the building.

Yellow Horn Ranch


If I had to pick one, I'd say the best vacation I ever went on was my summer at the Yellow Horn Ranch.  I'd read every western ever written by Louis L'Amour and watched all the movies; my head was stuffed with romantic visions of cowboy life and one-horse towns.  Driving through long, empty tracts of wilderness, I understood why they call it "big sky country" and was pleased to see the road to the ranch at last.  The first of many surprises that summer came when I saw the cowboy foreman ride out with a baseball cap and sunglasses on.  I had expected the cattle drive to be a fast-paced, loud rush.  Instead, I woke up every morning to gorgeous sunrises, hauntingly beautiful views of mountains and valleys, and the soft morning calls the cowboys used to get the drive underway.

How To Use A Web Browser
How to Use a Web Browser

Welcome to our beginner's guide on how to use a web browser! Whether you're new to the internet or just looking to brush up on your skills, this video will walk you through the basics of navigating the online world with ease. A web browser is a software application that allows you to access and explore the internet. It's like a gateway that connects you to websites, online content, and services. To get started, locate the web browser icon on your desktop or in your applications folder. Double-click on it to open the browser. 

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 Here are some key components of your web browser: Your address bar is where you enter website addresses or (URLs) and search terms. Your browser tabs allow you to open multiple webpages simultaneously. The back and forward buttons allow you to navigate backward and forward through your browsing history. The home button quickly returns you to your browser's default homepage. Bookmarks: Save and organize your favorite websites for easy access.  Navigating Websites:To visit a website, simply type its URL into the address bar and press "Enter." You can also perform a web search by entering keywords into the address bar and hitting "Enter." Click on search results to visit websites. 

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Tabs are a handy way to manage multiple webpages. To open a new tab, click the plus (+) button next to the existing tab or use the keyboard shortcut (Ctrl+T on Windows, Command+T on Mac). You can switch between tabs by clicking on them.  Managing Bookmarks: To save a website as a bookmark, click the star icon in the address bar and choose a folder to save it in. To access your bookmarks, click the bookmarks icon (usually represented by a star) in the toolbar. Most browsers allow you to customize settings like homepage, privacy preferences, and more. Explore your browser's settings menu to tailor your browsing experience. 

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Let's talk about how to stay safe online. First, remember to be cautious while browsing. Avoid clicking on suspicious links and only download files from trusted sources. Browser extensions or add-ons can provide additional security and privacy. Using a web browser is a fun, and fundamental skill for navigating the internet. With these basics in mind, you're well on your way to exploring the vast world of online information and services. Happy browsing!
A Smashing Serve


 I could feel the sun beating down my back as I awaited the serve. We had been battling valiantly for the better part of two hours, and it had come down to this. After claiming victory in the first set and then losing the second, this was my last chance to take the final match and proclaim myself the winner.  I shifted back and forth on the balls of my feet in anticipation of the volley that would soon be launched my way. I studied my opponent carefully; we shared a rivalry that went back to long before either of us turned professional. Knowing that a victory here would allow me to finally silence one of my most vocal critics, I looked up and tightened my grip on the racket that had seemingly become an extension of my forearm. I sensed a charge of electricity in the air, and suddenly I was swinging at one of the fastest serves I’d ever seen in my life.


Alien War


Look, Cap, I’m all for fraggin’ aliens, but I gotta wonder if we’re doing the right thing here. I mean, Sarge said we were supposed to hold our positions at the rear of the encampment to come in as clean-up. I’m not so sure we oughta be just waltzin’ in with guns a blazin, you know what I’m sayin'? This whole operation has been one big cluster since the start is all, and I don’t think we’re gonna make things better by blowin’ a big hole in the wall and coming in shootin'.

Assignment Antarctica


My co-workers' faces were a mix of excitement, pride and even exultation. The slow moving swells and the buck and crunch of the cutter as it punched through fields of ice were the greeting they’d expected from Antarctica. General Williams had found the perfect punishment and given me two full years to come up to speed on my research.  I had been “offered” the prestigious assignment of Head Physician at the Antarctica Research Station, and once it was leaked to the press, it was impossible to refuse.  The newspapers had loved the idea. “Colonel Steve Jamison; Mars Bio-Suit Creator, Goes to Most Hostile Place on Earth.”  I could grind my teeth and rage all I wanted to but it wouldn’t change a thing. General Williams would announce “his” research results while I was ”regrettably” out of touch for any sort of comment to the press.  It was politics as usual.
Battlefield Medic


Being a medic on the front line of any war is never an easy task; doing the same thing on an alien planet? It's nearly impossible. When I dreamt of becoming a Doctor, I thought I'd be in some fancy hospital near a beach somewhere, not slogging through the trenches of Alpha Zeta IV. Sure, I know how to patch up an injured soldier, but what do you do when that soldier has six arms and they all look exactly the same? They didn't teach me this stuff in medical school, I can tell ya that. And another thing, I don't mind the constant laser fire so much, but is it too much to ask for a hot shower once in a while? I feel like I haven't been warm in weeks. They can send us hurtling through space at thousands of miles an hour, but they can't figure out how to get warm water to an alien planet?

Captain DeLong


Scattered fragments of shattered glass lay below the rotting windowsill, as the wailing winds off Dead Man’s cove feverishly whip frayed, torn curtains toward the vast dark center of Captain Delong’s study.  As we hold our candles to illuminate his portrait within the twisted, dust-laced frame, the glaring void within his dark, sunken black eyes begins to tell a tale of daunting horror and deceit.  For there, hidden within the crumbling walls of Captain Delong’s seaside castle, one can find the incarcerated remains of Lady Lily and their children.
Caravan in the Sahara


The wind whipped sand around my head at a furious pace, obscuring my vision. While it wasn't a full-fledged sandstorm, traveling conditions were less than ideal. The caravan had to stop; we had no choice. The camels were tired, the people were tired, and worst of all, we could barely see where we were going. The tribal elders decided it would be best to make camp for the night, and word traveled down the caravan quickly. There wasn't a soul among us who looked upset by this unplanned break in our travel. Luckily, the worst was behind us; we'd traveled some 400 miles already, and hopefully our journey would near its end soon. With luck, this minor sandstorm would blow over and we'd be on our way to the Red Sea by dawn.

Carla's Fish


Carla pulled off her tanks and lay back on the deck.  "Are you okay?" Brad, her mission leader, was grinning as he leaned over her.  "I'm better than okay!  But I need a second. That fish was so exciting, I gasped and took too big a pull off my tank!" she said.  "No Problem," Brad replied. "Come down to debrief when you've changed.  I'll start processing your video."  Carla couldn't believe her good luck.  Years of hard work chasing new species, and today she'd made her career.  She'd taken a video of the missing link; a fish with legs.  Her dad would crack up.  He'd always teased her about wanting a pet that she couldn't even take for a walk.

Concert Begins


The concert hadn’t even started yet and the crowd was already wild.  Phil was electric.  The moment he walked on stage you could tell he was working the crowd.  From high up in the booth you could see the whole audience straining to watch him.  The band was vamping while Phil strode across the stage.  When the time was right, Phil would break the vamp, singing just one note.  Then he’d smile and raise his arms, stalling.  He’d wait until the moment the crowd surged toward the island of the stage in a wave of fanatical devotion before he broke the spell and sang the first line.  It was hard to believe this was the skinny kid that had been about to collapse under the weight of his bass four years ago.  Now he was a star with enough presence to toy with an arena crowd of 20,000.

Cornerstone


Paul shook his head, imagining the effort that went into the spectacle before him.  “How did they manage to drop in a 12-ton cornerstone without any pulleys to lift it?"  Professor Danner studied the wall, running his fingers over the surface and replied, “That's one question I'd like answered, but not the main one.”  The professor paused, a distant look on his face, as he tried to remember some small detail. “What baffles me is how they got the stone at all.”  Startled, Paul said,  “What do you mean, Professor?”  “Dropping a corner stone, even if it weighs 12 tons can be done in any number of ingenious ways.”  Then the professor swept his hand out wide.  “But this entire island is made of volcanic rock and limestone.  So what I want to know is how did a group of stone age fisherman move a 12-ton block of granite 300 miles from the mainland to here?”

Deadly Truth

The publicist was sweating.  The congressman’s Georgetown mansion had central air so Jason took it as a sure sign that something was up.  Sixteen weeks of investigation; the biggest political corruption story of the century and he’d uncovered the whole thing.  Jason knew he’d win a Pulitzer for sure this time.  That morning, Jason had watched the congressman fall apart in record time.  Before Jason had outlined half the players in the scheme he’d uncovered, the congressman had crossed the room to pour himself a scotch.  It was early, but he’d seen politicians do stranger things while they stalled for time.  In the end the congressman agreed to talk, but only after hours of badgering. That was how Jason had ended up here, watching this flunky sweat while waiting for instructions.  But why?  A moment later two EMTs, several policemen, and members of the congressman’s security detail ran past the parlor.  Following at a more business-like pace was the coroner.


Deliverance Hill

 

I remember the first time I came to Deliverance Hill; it was the fog that struck me the most. There didn’t seem to be a day or night, just… grey. No matter where I turned or how far I went into town, the fog never seemed to lift. Of course, since I wasn’t there by choice, it wasn’t like I could just leave if I wanted to. No, I was in Deliverance Hill for a reason. A reason that was about to become all too clear.

Detective Story


It wasn’t every day a bombshell like this one walked into my office.  She had lips the color of blood, and blue eyes that could melt the heart of even a hardened old P.I. like me.  I knew she was trouble the minute I laid eyes on her, just like a hundred other guys with a hundred other stories like mine. But there was somethin’ special about this one, I could tell.  Or at least, I thought I could.  For all I know, I coulda been so blinded by her looks that I’d have come up with any excuse to take the case.  Hey, I may be a sucker, but at least I’m an honest one.  

Dressage


I'm not sure what it was that first attracted me to dressage. Even though it's been called everything from "the highest expression of horse training" to "horse ballet" I think what really appealed to me about the sport was the serenity of it all. When I'm up on top of my horse, I'm perfectly at peace. We work as one, just a perfect synthesis of human and animal, and it's like we're perfectly in tune. And as I sat atop my competition horse, Royal, at the start of the World Equestrian Games, I knew that this was going to be one of the greatest moments in my life.

Drive



“Drive,” he said. I’d never had a gun held to my head before, but it only took me a heartbeat to realize what the strange, cold thing at the nape of my neck was. I panicked and hit the gas. “Not too fast,” growled the voice from the back seat, ”We don’t want to attract any undue attention.” I didn’t want to look in the rear view mirror for fear that I might see the eyes that went with that terrible voice. “W-where do you want me to go?” I stammered. “Just drive,” the voice replied. The voice had somewhere in mind, but wherever it was, I realized I was in no hurry to get there.


Droid Quest

 

Here's the deal: you want the job? It's yours. You don't have to like it. Droids don't get away from us very often, but when they do, it's company policy to terminate them. From what I've heard about you, you're a very resourceful and intelligent individual, so I'm sure you'll understand that this particular droid is in possession of some very sensitive information. Bring it back in one piece, and you'll be rewarded… handsomely. Under any other conditions, the company will be satisfied. But there will be additional… cleaning that will have to take place. Do we have an understanding?


Elizabeth's First Night at the Theater


At the grand age of 10 going on 30, Elizabeth was certain in her knowledge of the world. When I invited her to go to a musical for the first time and asked her if she was excited, she said, “What’s the big deal? I’ve seen lots of musicals on television, so I already know what they're like.” I replied agreeably, “Maybe you do, but why don’t you wait and see before you make up your mind.” She gave me one of those politely exasperated looks kids give adults when they think they're being given a condescending answer, but she left the room to get dressed. That night, once she saw the audience moving to their velvet seats under the glow of chandeliers and gold leaf, all adolescent attempts to be blasé vanished. I don’t think she took a breath from the moment the audience stilled to see the curtains part, until the applause ended the spell of the first number. She couldn't have cared less that the chiffon was cheap or the gems paste.

Escape

Vaughn clamped his hand over the boy’s mouth and pinned his arms, trying to silence his struggles.  “Be still, boy! I'm here to save your life.”  Vaughn had been sent out with the rest of the kidnappers to find the escaped boy. It was fortunate that Vaughn had been the first to find him.  Quickly, Vaughn turned the child around and duct taped his mouth shut.  The boy tried to run again and Vaughn caught him by the back of his shirt. “I'm an undercover cop,” Vaughn whispered while taping the boy's wrists together. “If they find us it has to look like I just caught you, or we’re both dead.  Do you understand?”  The boy nodded, his eyes still bright with fear.  Vaughn gripped the boy’s shoulders to sturdy him and said, “Run towards the highway.”

Executive Decisions


“Gentlemen, ladies, please take your seats.”  Philip stood at the head of the table and waited for his executives to sit.  The oval conference table stretched the length of the room and more than 30 VP’s and department heads were seated around its glossy surface.  When everyone settled down, Phillip began.  “We have some hurdles to overcome if this company is going to survive and we'll all have to sacrifice.”  The soft click of laptop keys came from the back of the room.  Assistants were pulling up the documents their bosses would need to protect their own budgets.  “The first cut will save us nearly 10 million dollars while preserving productivity.  All executives' pay will be cut by 20%, effective immediately.”
Family For Emily

“Okay, Emily, this is it. Remember, the judge is here to help you. Tell her what you want, what you need to be happy, and everything will be fine.  Ready to go in?”  Emily nodded, and said very solemnly, “Yes.”  The lawyer took Emily by the hand and led her into the judge's chambers.  The room was a lot bigger than her dad’s office and the bookcases went all the way up to the ceiling. “Hi Emily," said the judge. "Why don’t you sit down in this chair where I can see you?”  Emily sat down on the little chair and smiled. “Do you know why you’re here today?” asked the judge.  “To be ‘dopted by my new mom and dad for ever and ever,” she said.  The judge smiled and Emily liked her friendly smile. “Would you like to be adopted and live with your foster parents from now on?”  Emily’s smile nearly lifted her right out of the seat, “Yes!”

Family Matters


As the fog rolled across the road, it sent a foreboding chill down Jill’s spine.  She hadn’t been back home in 20 years and she wasn’t looking forward to reuniting with her estranged family.  The night she left home was actually much like tonight.   If it wasn’t for her sister Jessica’s pleading, she probably would never have come back home regardless of how worrisome their brother's behaivior had become. 
Family Upstairs



Enough.  Mel didn’t know what those people were doing, but it was going to end now.  Committed to action, the exertion of climbing the stairs felt good.  The crazy people in the apartment above his had been dropping or banging things for nearly an hour.  Mel reached the apartment door and raised his hand to knock when a child’s cry of pain rang out followed immediately by a gunshot.  Silence.  Moving quickly out of earshot, Mel called 911.  The dispatcher told him to wait for the police, but the whimpering behind the door meant someone else was about to be hurt.  He’d lived this scene too many times as a kid and Mel knew the only way to save whoever was in there was to stall the shooter until the police arrived.  In his most bored and annoyed voice, Mel knocked normally and said “Maintenance.”  Silence.  “We’ve got a leak in the apartment ceiling below you and I have to check it out.”

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Forever

 

As his eyes swept across me, I felt my blood run cold. Part of me wanted to run, while part of me wanted to be nowhere more than exactly where I was at the moment. Regardless of what my body wanted to do, it wouldn’t matter anyway. I was captivated by his gaze and literally transfixed to the spot I was standing in. Even though I knew what was to come – fangs, an embrace, pain, rebirth – I couldn’t bring myself to feel scared. Instead, a sort of calm washed over me as I realized that this was my destiny – no, our destiny. We were meant to be together… forever.


Gauntlet



Lord Roland stood perfectly still. His men saw his eyes snap open with rage.   Then Lord Roland began to roar out commands while already running towards the bailey.  “Open the gates!” “Bowmen, take your positions!” Lord Roland motioned for his captain to follow and, rounding a corner, pulled him into an alcove.  “Send out all the men you trust into the enemy camp to hide while we fight them here.” The battle had just begun.

Gift of a Room

The room was lighter, more gracious than she could believe. “Nate,” she said, staring up at the painted ceiling, “it’s miraculous.”  Marilyn felt Nate’s arms tighten around her waist and his chin rest on her head.  “I wanted to give you a room of your own, a room where you could dress and dream and forget about the hospital.” He was right; this was nothing like the hospital.  When Marilyn closed her eyes, she didn’t hear the drone of machines or the squeak of cart wheels needing grease.  When she took a deep breath, the tang of disinfectant was replaced with cut roses and sunlight.  Marilyn knew she still had months of physical therapy to go through, but she could deal with the doctors if she could come home and heal here.

Girls' Night Out


After three lime gold margaritas, normal things were funny.  Personal ads were hilarious.  It was a perfect girls night out.  Robin, already leaning suspiciously to the left, took another sip and said, “Listen to this one.”  “Single male, looking for friendship.  I like to fix things but I'm not artistic!  So, I’ll paint, but I won’t pick the color.  Cars and women are my passion.  Prefer a late-model beauty with a nice paint job.”  Nicki nearly choked on her drink. “You're making that up,” she said.  Robin held up her hand as if to swear, and said “I’m reading it verbatim.  Hey, look at it this way; at least you know what you're getting.  

Graduation Day

I finally made it.  Years of working towards my PhD, and now that it’s over, I feel like I just arrived in London yesterday.  Mom said this day would come, but man, it sure felt like it never would.  Of course, I can’t help but wonder if the choices I made were good ones.  I mean, passing up a program closer to my friends and family?  It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I keep second guessing myself.  Brian’s the only friend from home I ever talk to anymore, and even that’s just the occasional e-mail or text. I feel like I've got no roots anywhere. I need someone to be there for me.

Groundskeeper 1
Groundskeeper 1

Oh hey there! (laugh), I didn't see you come in. Let me just clear all of this stuff off my desk. So where were we? Oh yeah, the name's Milt! I'll be your supervisor, but don't think of me as a boss, think of me more as a guide. It says here on the form that you're our new groundskeeper. I hope the boys in HR didn't give you the wrong idea about this job. You look a little scrawny, but I think we can work with this. Anyway, we'll need you to sign this stack of waivers before we get started. What's that? You didn't bring a pen? Well, color me flabbergasted! Of course I've got a pen.
Groundskeeper 2
Groundskeeper 2

OK, so here's the lowdown. We've had some problems with, let's say... spiritual entities lately. I don't like to use the word ghosts, you see. Carries a little bit of a negative connotation. They're really not that bad. More like pests than poltergeists. Anyway, according to this paper, you've signed on to help get the little buggers under control. First things first, I need to warn you, most of these guys are pretty big pranksters. Take this one, I call him Elroy. Real smart-aleck. He likes to spook people whenever the lights are off. So your first order of business is going to be replacing lightbulbs. Glamorous, huh?

Groundskeeper 3
Great job catching all of those spirits! Melinda is going to be delighted when she gets in on Monday. Hopefully she'll be able to stop visiting her therapist soon! Anywho, since you're doing a better job than any of the other jokers HR has sent this way, how about we give you a little reward? Here's a 500 coin bonus. Don't spend it all in one place! What's that? You don't know where to spend it? Well just head on over to the company store and look for Brill. He's a friendly guy with a smile as big as the day is long. He'll gladly convert any of your bonus cards into coins as well too, so keep your eyes peeled when you're out and about.
Growing Up

Adolescence is never an easy time for kids, and somehow adults always seem to find ways to make it worse.  A good example of this was the dance unit my classmates and I were forced to endure in seventh grade gym class.  To be specific, we were forced to square dance.  The humiliation was carried further by us having to pick a partner of the opposite sex to dance with at the beginning of each class.  Unless you acted quickly, you risked being stuck with any number of unsatisfactory partners whom you probably didn’t want to talk to, let alone hold hands with. I solved this problem by cutting a deal with a friend so that we’d never have to worry.

Hacker Prepares

A

Gibson grabbed his duffel bag and stumbled, cursing as he crossed the threshold into his new Tokyo living quarters.  The reservations clerk had cautioned him that the rooms were for sleeping only.  Standing now in a white room so narrow that he could touch both walls with his hands, he understood the warning.  Every room in the place could be sealed in an emergency, but waiting for rescue in this cube for weeks on end would be worse than decompression in space.  Well, he decided as he unpacked his gear and laid it out on the bed, he’d have to make the best of it.  He had an anonymous node to log onto and the mining ships docked for repairs had systems he could piggyback off of.  From here, he’d be able to hack the universe and buy himself a palace when the job was done.

Hazardous Rescue


Your job is to walk into a hostile atmosphere full of unknown dangers.  It’s hot and hard to move or see much when you're sealed inside your bulky Hazmat suit. You stop for a moment to remind yourself of all the basics.  It’s your first day on a Hazmat team and accidents involving hazardous materials can be deadly serious. Breathe slowly, stay calm, watch your gauges so you don’t run out of air and become another victim.  Searching for survivors has taken longer than you thought.  You run through the list of what you’ll do if your victim is disoriented, incapacitated or unconscious.  Few people understand that the concentrated chemicals used by manufacturers can be deadly when handled badly.  Mix bleach and chlorine and you’ve already got the active ingredients of the chemical weapons of the First World War.

In Twisted Shadows 1

 

It was real. There was no denying that the dark, twisted shadows in my dreams were after me. I didn't want to leave Dana with Flynn, but I didn't have any choice. If I wanted to save Amy, I'd have to go to the lighthouse myself. Flynn wasn't the bravest person I'd ever met, but his heart was in the right place. As it was, I was cold, exhausted, and out of options. But this had to end tonight. I set my mind to one thought, and those words rang in my head like a wind chime in a storm. The darkness won't take my daughter.


In Twisted Shadows 2

 

When I opened my eyes, Thompson was gone. The spot where he had been standing looked as if a fire had been burning, even though he had been standing there seconds before. His advice had been hard to take, but I had no alternative. To satisfy the darkness, I had to give it something it wanted. It had my daughter, but it was only using her as a bargaining chip. It wanted me. I had no way of knowing if it would release Amy once it had me, but I had no other options. I had to try.



In-Game Dossier

 

Designation: Commander Sheila Lawton

Rank: Lieutenant Commander, Third Division

Mission: Peacekeeping and Civilian Safety

 

Stationed on the third moon of Paragon 4, Lieutenant Commander Sheila Lawton is an upstanding soldier and brilliant tactical leader. After graduating top of her class from the Utopia Military Academy, Lawton accepted a post on the UFS Brittanica, a deep-space science vessel. After three tours in charge of security, she came to Paragon 4, where she advanced to leader of the peacekeeping force. Commander Lawton’s skills include expertise in weaponry, military maneuvers, tactics, and first contact scenarios.

Jackie and Danielle


Jackie ducked as the Italian shoe flew over her head.  “You lied to me!” cried Danielle.  Jackie tried to reply, but before she could utter a word, another shoe was launched directly at her.  After finding safe haven behind the couch, she yelled out, “Let me explain!  Its not what you think!” But Danielle was too enraged to listen.  “I knew you couldn’t be trusted! I tried to tell them, but nobody would listen to me!  You were trouble from the minute you got here!”  Jackie pondered her situation.  If she couldn't make things right with Danielle, she knew that there was no way she could ever be with Cooper again.  There had to be some way to make Danielle listen to reason.  Finally, she decided to try one last, desperate gamble.

Jared


As Jared maneuvered his boat through the foggy bayou, movement from crocs and slithering snakes echoed around him.  He had passed this way once before, but that was a long time ago.  The swamp, now overgrown and inhabited by the creatures of the night, made tonight's journey dangerous. His lantern glowed barely beyond the front of his boat, and it wasn’t long before he realized that he was in trouble.  The dampness of the swamp sent a chill down his spine as the real fear from the unseen began to creep closer and closer.
Jewels of Ramoore



It was there, I know it was there!  That nasty rat stole it from it’s hiding place!  Now the curse will follow him!  Ah ha ha!  How dare he touch that trunk?  He will forever live in a cloud of darkness, along with the others who have tried to steal the jewels of Ramoore.  With time, the jewels will find their way back to me, for upon his dying bed, Sir Luke Lybron requested that they would always be under the watchful eyes of the McGrady Clan.  The powers within these jewels have been sought after for centuries.  Yet no one can use their magical powers, not even I.
Johnny Thompson's Shanty


It was about this time last year when we found ourselves listenin’ to the bountiful runoffs from the deep snows of a winter past.  At the same time, you could still find half of this Maine town’s men just a sittin’ in their little shanties on the ice.  You know, when those shanties are all lined up, they kind of look like a miniature city of some type, with their smoke curlin’ towards the sky and folks visitin’ their neighbors.  Why, it’s really somethin’ to see.  I can still recall when Johnny Thompson’s shanty fell clear down to the bottom of the lake.  Fortunately for Johnny, he had just gone to fetch some more wood and grab a bite to eat at Sally’s place.  I guess the fish weren’t bitin’ that day, but something sure took a bite out from underneath that shanty.
Joseph


Joseph slowly made his way down the country road.  A slight breeze moved calmly, silently over the tall, uncut grass.  It had been quiet like this for weeks.  In fact, Joseph hadn't seen another human in the last six days.  He had been all by himself. He supposed it wasn't so bad; after all, he'd been able to scrounge up food wherever he went, and the somber stillness had brought a sort of peace to Joseph’s troubled soul.  It was only at night that he felt unsafe.  Rumors of raiding parties and strange creatures had permeated talk in the camps, and while Joseph didn't believe most of them, he still felt it better not to take chances.  He usually found an abandoned building to hole up in every time the sun went down, and then waited quietly in the night until it rose again.

Judge's Canyon
I hear you want to head up into the canyon. Well, if I could open the gate, I'd let you go. Problem is, bandits made off with our generator about three days ago. If you could get into their camp and convince them to give it back, I'd be happy to let you up there, and would let you grab any one of my potions, no questions asked. Their leader, Judge, is a pretty nasty fellow, but he's a coward. If you can get to him without anyone else around, you may be able to get what you need without having to get your hands dirty. Just be careful. They raided an arms shipment a few weeks ago, and everyone we've sent to talk to them never came back.
Kelly's New Car


Kelly untied the white scarf wrapped over her hair, removed her sunglasses, and threw her arm over the back of the passenger seat.  “Can’t you imagine Grace Kelly riding in it?”  Paul strolled forward to lean in and kiss his girl. “I don’t know about Grace Kelly, but you look beautiful in it.  Where did you buy it?” “I had a Hollywood memorabilia broker buy it at an auction for me.”  “That’s a swanky way for a midwestern girl to buy a new car,” Paul teased.  Kelly stretched like a kitten before climbing out, shutting the door with a satisfying thunk, and leaning against it lightly. “Now that I'm a woman of means, I thought, 'why not?'”
Kuff's Jacket


Tell you what, top-sider. You make your way into those tunnels and get my keys back, and you can pass through here and go on your way. I'll warn you, it's not gonna be easy. The renegades have taken up residence in the tunnels and don't take kindly to outsiders. You may have to negotiate with your trigger finger, if you know what I mean. If you're willing to do a little extra work, I'll sweeten the deal for you. Bring me Kuff's jacket, and I'll give you so many credits, you'll be able to buy whatever you need at East Haven. If you get caught, you don't know me. Deal?

 

Last Chance


I stumbled out of the door and used the wall to hold myself up.  The rain that had relentlessly pelted me now became a blanket.  The thick fog hung around my ankles, shackling me to the events of the past six hours.  I could hear sirens moaning their dirges in the distance.   I took a cigarette out of my coat.  They would be here soon, here to witness this mess.  No longer would I run.  I'd run too far for too long.  Flames jumped out of the warehouse behind me, licking the midnight sky.  The echoes of gunfire from this dark night had now become one with my pulse, firing blanks somewhere in the back of my head.  I could hear the sirens coming closer.  I lit my cigarette and reached for my bottle of painkillers.  I knew that my name would eventually be cleared.  A hero's welcome.  The keys to the city.  A cushy desk job.  A plump little retirement package.  Whatever I wanted.  It didn't matter now.  Nothing matters after tonight.  I took a drag from my cigarette as the cars pulled up, parting the waters of the puddles in the street.

Last Chance #2


It took me a while to realize that nothing was ever going to be the same. It couldn't. You can't just bring down the president of a multinational corporation and expect there not to be any fallout. Don't get me wrong; the guy deserved it. Just because you wear a suit and tie doesn't mean you can't be one of the bad guys. And I relished the chance to be one of the good guys instead, but it didn't change the fact that my life as I knew it was over. I'd worked so hard, too. I'd been promoted to vice president in just a few short years, thanks to my innovative ideas, endless overtime, and my commitment to increasing the company's charitable contributions. If only I'd known then what I was getting myself into. What kind of day would I be waking up to now if I'd only chosen not to investigate that one strange phone call?
Leo & Victoria

LEO & VICTORIA

As Leo took the pilot’s hand and pulled himself up into the helicopter, a quick glance confirmed that everything was ready for Victoria’s arrival.  Her staff was already strapped in and, between their somber dress and pockets bristling with electronic devices, they reminded Leo more of a war council than a group of business executives. The mesmerized look that transformed everyone facing the door told him Victoria had arrived.  He knew she was striding towards them looking beautiful and stylish.  He also knew that no one had noticed her clothes yet.  In grad school, she could rush into the student union carrying her ratty old backpack, completely rumpled after a productive all-nighter, and still inspire the same reaction.  The reality of her was vivid in a way that overwhelmed the senses.  He’d heard other men try to describe the sensation over the years and, every time, they'd failed to capture her true essence.

Lost At Sea


The wind whipped through Emily’s long, jet-black hair as she looked deep into the night at the edge of the lighthouse balcony. Jack should have been home from the fishing voyage hours ago. The fierce lightning and rain had subsided, but the wind still howled and played ferocious games with the water down below. Emily shuddered as she listened to waves hurl themselves against the base of the lighthouse. Her eyes searched the horizon again.  Was that a light she saw in the distance, or were her mind and eyes playing tricks on her, toying with her desire to see her husband home safely?
Maggie by the Seaside


Warm in the sun and feeling a breeze tug at her new short curls, Maggie lost all track of the time.  “You look content,” a smiling and very male voice rumbled in her ear: Ian McAllister.  If there were one thing she could have added to this afternoon to make it absolutely, toe-curlingly perfect, it would be him.  Maggie opened her eyes.  Ian’s smiling green eyes were waiting to meet hers and the kiss that followed felt so natural that Maggie felt like she’d kissed him every day of her life.  They’d known each other as children on the island, of course.  On an island the size of Prince William everyone knew, well… everyone.  After high school most kids fled the island as if their lives depended on it.  Maggie herself had gone to the mainland, but Ian had been a rare one who stayed behind.

Maggie's Porch


It was a hot summer day in Timmons County. In fact, Maggie was quite sure she couldn’t recall a warmer afternoon and life had slowed down to accommodate. The soft crunch of tires on gravel pulled her out of the lazy haze she’d slipped into while fanning herself and rocking on the porch. A strange car was coming up the driveway, and the plates were from out of state; she couldn’t make out which state it was, but it wasn't Tennessee, that she could tell for certain. When the heavy door of the sedan opened a man in a fine white suit stepped out of the car and waved. Maggie couldn’t recall meeting the gentleman before, but being the polite southern woman her mama had raised her to be, she waved back and set her mind to being cautiously hospitable. Watching him, a startled spark of hope flared in Maggie.  Maybe he had come with news about her Tommy.
Meeting of the Board


The accusation hung in the air.  ”How dare you, you little brat!”  Mr. Cooper turned red in the face and swung around to face his stepdaughter. “I raise you like my own, give you a career, and this is how you repay me?  You were barely out of diapers when I founded this company!  To imply I would steal from it is ridiculous, and further--” “Father” Caroline interrupted smoothly, “ I didn’t say you were stealing, I said you had borrowed a large amount of money in executive loans that you have failed to pay back. We need it back now to make the payroll.”  Everyone in the boardroom was waiting to hear the death knell of their careers, and Caroline felt it too.  The money was gone and despite two degrees in business and years in the tank with financial sharks, she had run out of ideas to save the company.  Father and his partners had run it into the ground and the impact was imminent.
Miss Daisy


An hour or two I’d be there.  It wasn’t a long walk to the farm. My brothers always got on me about jes’ takin’ the horse up the road, but I enjoyed hav’n the time to myself. I’d pass the time thinkin’ bout Miss Daisy. She wuz just about the prettiest schoolteacher I’d ever set my eyes upon, an’ darned if I didn’t find myself in love with her inside of a week. So off I’d go, walkin’ up the farm road, day-dreamin’ and hummin’ me a river song. Every once in a while, I’d pass some of the neighbor folk an’ stop to share a hello and get a cool glass of somethin’ sweet to drink. On occasion, I even found myself talkin’ to Miss Daisy herself, which wuz always a real treat.

Motel Assassin



A hand reached out blindly to knock the vibrating phone to the floor. Morgan emerged from under the sheets, sitting up groggily and squinting against the glare of the neon motel sign outside.  Sooner started, sooner done.  Morgan walked over to the bathroom, flicked on the bathroom lights and for a moment was silhouetted in their fluorescent glow.  He heard glass shatter and at the same moment a sharp pain in his neck drove him forward into the sink.  The body was still sprawled over the bathroom sink, a bullet in the back of his head when Detective Martinez walked into the crime scene the next morning.  “A shot through a frosted window?” Detective Martinez said out loud to no one in particular.  “Who’s this guy to rate a professional hit?” asked Detective Rebecca Jones as she entered the room, looking straight at Martinez. 

Mother Confessor

Philip and Michael faced each other, with hands on hips and their little faces set with determination as the taunting began.  “Nuh-uh.” “Uh huh.” “Nuh-UH.” “UH-HUUUH.”  Judy sighed.  Time to break this argument up before they actually started hitting each other.  Once they got to that stage she could never get the real story out of them. The twins had invented their own special language and she couldn’t understand a word of it, unless one of them confessed.  So Judy, like so many moms before her, had become an expert at extracting confessions.  “Both of you, neutral corners.  Now somebody had better explain to me what this is all about.”  The boys were silent.  Judy gave them both The Look.  Philip looked right at her; Michael looked away.  "Ah," Judy thought, "a sure sign of a guilty conscience."  “ Michael, what did you tell your brother this time?”

Near Miss

A

“Piece of junk!”  Liam delivered a vicious kick to the rear tire.  “Ow!”  He yelped and hopped away from the bike, cursing, and slipped on the wet grass of the ditch.  His leather jacket was ruined, but at least it had saved his skin.  If the engine hadn’t misfired, Liam would have passed the log truck and never been in danger.  Liam had been looking down at his clutch when some instinct had pulled his head up.  In slow motion he had seen the log bounce up into the air and tip off the back of the truck.  It landed on one end and accelerated by contact with the pavement.  The end of the log looked like a giant's club swinging down with murderous intent.  Ditching the bike had saved his life.  Liam laid back on the grass for a moment, then caught his breath and started to stand.
Nick of Time

I turned my head and tried to focus on the swinging point of light coming at me. “Hey, you, get away from that girl!”  Startled, Dennis turned and stood only to be tackled by the younger guard.  The impact knocked Dennis face down onto the pavement next to me.  Dennis had been the one who’d rescued me, but I couldn’t tell the guard; I couldn’t get any air in my lungs to speak!  Yelling at Dennis to shut up and hold still while he cuffed him, the younger guard wasn’t listening to a word Dennis said.  The older guard arrived panting and loomed over me for a second before pulling me into a sitting position.  Air flooded into my lungs.  I gasped and coughed, trying to speak, until I finally croaked out, “He’s getting away!”  I pointed wildly at the trees across the parking lot.  The younger guard must have seen something because he ran off in that direction.  Dennis sat up, still handcuffed, and started trying to stand up.
Night at Bogey Creek


The noise of frogs was almost deafening as I walked the path to Bogey Creek. It was pitch dark, but I could smell the creek as I moved closer. I wondered why Kyle would pick Bogey for the money drop. After all, his brother Brad had drowned in that creek ten years earlier and, as far as I knew, he’d avoided the place ever since. Brad's body was never found, but the water was so infested with crocodiles that no one thought much of it at the time. But now, skin crawling with the memory, I wondered for the first time if maybe something else hadn’t happened to Brad's body. I turned the corner and saw the dim outline of two figures standing at the edge of the creek. I couldn't really make them out but then they both turned to face me, I was numbed by the sight of the man in front of me.
Novels of the 20th Century

NOVELS OF THE 20th CENTURY


When I was in high school, senior year was often the time when we slacked off of our studies a little and took some fun, unchallenging classes.  One that my friends and I were particularly excited about enrolling in was culinary arts.  The thought of spending 40 minutes cooking and, more importantly, eating—all on school time—was an opportunity not to be missed.  Unfortunately, culinary arts conflicted with a class I really wanted to take called Novels of the 20th Century.  Even though the class was taught by an extremely tough and bullish teacher, my passion for literature won out.  I enjoyed the studies immensely, but every day I would look out the windows across the courtyard as my friends gleefully waved to me from the cooking classroom.

Outer Zone

THE

Welcome to a place where time, space, sight, and sound have no meaning. This is a dimension inhabited by ideas, thoughts, and suggestions. Do not attempt to adjust your television or radio; they are functioning properly. Technology here is controlled by a mysterious force that comes from another place and another time.  What you are feeling right now are the effects of traveling through… The Outer Zone.

Paintball Wars


Looking across the forest through my protective goggles, I could hear the sound of my own breathing. This was it; I was just a few yards away from the enemy team's flag. All I had to do was grab it and run for glory. Mikey and Clark were flanking me on either side; eyes wide in search of movement. Suddenly, a flurry of activity off to our left. We fired relentlessly, and a man wearing head-to-toe camoflauge was covered in yellow paint. Just another casualty of war; paintball war. We savored our victory for only a second, when suddenly we found ourselves under attack from a barrage of enemy paint. Mikey was tagged out almost immediately, but Clark and I managed to duck into a slight depression in the earth and find cover. We were trapped. We looked at each other and knew what had to happen; one of us needed to draw the opposing team's fire.

Payback (Part 1)


The money was green, the most beautiful shade of green Jacob had ever seen, and it filled his vision. Jacob knew he didn’t have time to count it again, although he was tempted. A hundred thousand dollars. It looked so good he almost hated having to spend it. But it was his job to blow this joint and move on to the next city and the next job before someone caught on. Jacob felt a little twinge of regret about leaving this town. Alison was sweet, but if she found out about the money, his cover would be blown and Jones would be all over him.  No, it was time to leave. He had to catch the first flight to Phoenix and he knew he couldn’t look back.

Payback (Part 2)


Jones couldn’t believe what Alison was telling him.  It had to be Jacob who took the money.  He was the last to be seen near the office.  How had he found it?  Had Alison told him about it?  It figured that Jacobs would stoop to sweet talking the info out of Alison.  Jones hadn’t trusted the guy from the first time he met him.  Too good looking, too suave and too smart for his own good.  Well, not that smart.  He probably wasn’t expecting Jones to be home early from his trip.  The money couldn’t have been missing for more than a few hours.  Time to go pay Jacobs an unexpected visit.  Hopefully, he wouldn’t be too late.
Payback (Part 3)


Jones checked his watch nervously. It was quarter to ten and still no Jacob. Jones had been sitting in the car for nearly six hours and he felt like a caged animal.  If it weren’t for the fact that Jones knew he had crossed the wrong people -- his people -- he wouldn’t be sitting there still.  Jacob thought he was so smart, but Jones was gonna sit here all night if necessary to get him. Jacob had to come home sooner or later. Across the street, Jacob shifted his feet and smiled, leaning back into the shadow of a neighbor's house. Jones was clearly a wreck; sitting in his car, nervously tapping on the steering wheel and muttering to himself. For a few minutes Jacob indulged himself, thinking how funny it would be to let Jones sit and stew for a few more hours before he took care of him. But Jacob doubted Jones would stay awake that long.  And as soon as he was asleep, the fun would begin.
Pizza Gladiators


Mark stood at the end of the table, enjoying the drama of the moment and looked both opponents in the eye.  “You will have five minutes.  You have to eat all the toppings and the crust on every piece.  Do you understand the rules?”  Both contestants nodded. Mark sliced his hand down through the air and said, “Go!”  He couldn’t believe the crowd tonight!  When he'd first come up with the gimmick of Pizza Gladiators, his partner had been skeptical. “College kids will never pay for all that pizza just to be called a gladiator.”  Things were slow at first, and Mark had been about to throw in the towel when he found his star.  Little Kelly Woo was a hundred and ten pound soprano from the school of music who could eat a football player under the table.  Every week the crowds grew, packing into the restaurant, pounding on tables, and wearing the “Make way for the Woo!” t-shirts that Mark sold for $14.99.
Plastic Spy



Ben crouched behind a tree to catch a glimpse.  The vegetation on the rain forest floor was thick enough to muffle the sound of his feet, but he had to keep his breathing silent, too.  If any of the doctor’s partners had seen their mild mannered colleague moving through the rain forest like a native, they would have been stunned.  They would be even more surprised by his habit of taking vacation time to go on secret missions.  The good doctor had been altering the faces of British secret agents for years and now was rumored to be doing the same for the Kingpins of the drug cartels.  The question Ben had been sent to answer: why?  The doctor’s bank accounts showed no extra income, so what had motivated such a trusted agent to betray everything he held dear?
Prairie Life


Leila hated her new home on the prairie.  Papa never had time for her anymore.  They had always played and talked during breakfast in the city and her father would say every day, “Darling, you’re the light in my eye.”  This morning Leila could see his mind was already out on the prairie.  His 10-hour days had become 12 and then 14 hours.  He stood straighter, talked faster and seemed to have plans as big as the world.  None of it left time for her and one day she told her Papa so.  “Dearest,” he replied, “I know this life is hard on us, but here we can get ahead.  All this land will be yours someday so you can live a good life.”  This seemed a very grown up idea. She’d never thought about growing up before.  She rushed into his arms. “I don’t want to leave, Papa.” "Now, now,” he said as he stroked her hair, “none of that.”

Prison Break


Derek was stunned. He was still reeling from the blow to the head the guard gave him, and now he had to find a way out of the cell he was locked in.  He realized that they had confiscated all his possessions, including the lock pick he kept hidden in his collar. Derek began to inspect his cell, and a plan started to form. Now all he had to do was figure out a way to get a guard to pass by.  His throat was raw with thirst, so yelling was out of the question. That’s when he noticed the surveillance camera on the ceiling.
Prison School


Faye heard the jangle of keys and the muffled bark of a guard issuing warnings, and then the heavy metal door swung open.  She turned away from the door and started writing out the lesson outline on the chalkboard. She caught a glimpse of prison orange and she could feel her new students watching her, sizing her up.  Why had she agreed to do this?  Faye had worked in some of the toughest schools in the state and had become an expert at working with troubled youth.  Still, she’d never imagined actually teaching kids at the state juvenile facility.  “Why, Faye,” the governor had said while flashing a relaxed smile at her, “If you can show how successful your program is with those kids, I’ll get you enough publicity and money to start programs in every school in the state.”  He’d made it sound so easy.  Calming her rushing heart with a deep breath, Faye turned to face her class.
Quirks


All these years I thought it was my friends who were a little crazy, but now I’m starting to think it’s me. I mean, sure I’ve always been a smidge overzealous about clipping coupons, but I assumed I was just more frugal than most people. I suppose you could consider it odd that I’ve never tried meatloaf before, but it just seems so unappealing. How can meat be a loaf? That’s all I’m asking. But really, it was the incident with the squirrel and the shopping cart that made me question whether or not I was the most well-adjusted person in the world.

Radio Summer


Ah..., I remember those lazy summers. Driving with the top down, the warm weather, and those classic tunes blaring on the radio. You could say that KRC-FM was the soundtrack of my teenage years. The first time I heard that Beatles song, everything changed. From the opening drum roll to those beautiful, "She loves you...yeah, yeah, yeahs," I was hooked. That was the summer that I bought my first car. It had a nice finish and a beautiful interior, but all I cared about was that radio, right in the center console.

Rear View Mirror (female)

REAR VIEW MIRROR (Female)

Sarah let go of the steering wheel as the car finally came to a stop. She took her seatbelt off and leaned back in her seat trying to get her bearings. The deer had come out of nowhere. Sarah tried to clear her head as she took a deep breath. Now she was off the road with smoke billowing ominously out of the engine compartment. Sarah reached for her door handle and jerked her hand back when a loud thump came from the back of the car. What had caused that noise?  Sarah's eyes jumped up to her rear view mirror. She was alone. "Nothing. It was probably nothing," Sarah thought to herself and she reached for the door handle again.  Another thump. Sarah sat still, as the adrenaline surged through her body and she listened. Thump! The sounds were getting louder.  Suddenly Sarah saw movement in her rear view mirror and was frozen by what she saw.
Rear View Mirror (male)

REAR VIEW MIRROR (Male)

Bryan let go of the steering wheel as the car finally came to a stop. He took his seatbelt off, leaning back trying to get his bearings. The deer had come out of nowhere. Bryan tried to clear his head as he took a deep breath. Now he was off the road with smoke billowing ominously out of the engine compartment. Bryan reached for his door handle, but jerked his hand back when a loud thump came from the back of his car. What had caused that noise?  Bryan's eyes jumped up to his rear view mirror. He was alone. "N-n-nothing. It was probably nothing," Bryan thought to himself and he reached for the door handle again.  Another thump. Bryan was paralyzed as the adrenaline surged through his body and he listened. Thump! The sounds were getting louder.  Suddenly Bryan saw movement in his rear view mirror and was frozen by what he saw.

Second Chances


Melinda perched uncomfortably on the edge of her seat and wished for the hundredth time that she hadn’t put on support hose today.   She’d been tortured by them every day of her professional life and when she retired she vowed she’d never buy another pair again.  Still, it would be worth it if she could torment Will Atherton for even one minute.  At first she’d been horrified by the idea of seeing her college boyfriend.  But Melinda was the head of the giving committee and Will was offering the hospital a million dollar endowment.  So she’d decided to look her best and show him what he’d missed while she took his check.  Even 30 years later, it still stung to remember the shock that night.  Their love affair had been extremely intense and that night Melinda had been certain Will was going to propose to her.

Senator Amelia



Amelia’s lips pursed as she considered his offer.  “It will save you days of hassle and I promise I won’t print a word of it without your approval.”  Tom tried to smile disarmingly as he said this, but Amelia didn’t believe him for a second. The whole situation was a scandal waiting to happen and Tom, like the rest of the Washington press corps, lived for scandal.  Speculation that Amelia would jump into the presidential race had reached a fever pitch.  If anyone got wind of her missing an important vote because she’d lost her passport during a vacation in France, she’d be a laughing stock.  A private jet would solve all those problems, but the question was, could Tom be trusted?
Stowaway


Greg leaned back on the edge of the truck seat and pulled off his gloves. ”Greg, where are you?” his crew leader's voice crackled over the radio.  Greg answered, “Waiting at the next plane. You have the baggage for 2492?” “Right behind you.” Greg craned his head and saw the baggage truck coming around the nose of the plane. It pulled up beside him and the crew went about their assigned tasks.  Greg noticed the red bag that had fallen to the tarmac, but didn’t think much about it.  One or two bags always had to be loaded back onto the conveyor belt.  What he did notice was that the bag weighed a good 100 pounds.  With a grunt he swung it up onto the conveyor belt and was turning away when he heard the bag moan.
Strange Relations



Jill thought it was strange that her mother never visited her sister. Aunt Janine invited them countless times, but her mother always had an excuse.  Now it was up to Jill to pack up Aunt Janine’s things. Poor Aunt Janine. The accident was such a shock. Where had she been going at two in the morning? Jill was suddenly jolted back to reality as a plate fell off the table and made a terrible crashing sound. She knew she had placed that plate with the others in the center of the table… how had it gotten close enough to the edge to fall? Maybe the stress was just getting to her. As she continued to pack, a small book caught her attention.  Jill held her breath.  Peeking out from under a swatch of old lace was Aunt Janine’s diary.

Suicide Jack



Jack clung grimly to the wooden beam.  The plan had been laid out so that Jack and Bill would arrive at the castle bridge at the same time, but the river was full of melted snow and had swept Jack towards the castle at a terrifying speed.  Now Jack was early, sodden, frozen, and miserable.  "Not a good way to start a suicide mission," he thought ruefully.  After an eternity, Jack heard Bill arrive to yell at the guards and play the drunken fool, drawing them away from the bridge.  When the guards had walked past him, Jack jabbed his stiff frozen fingers into the spaces between the slats and started to swing along to the underside of the bridge.  Jack was to cut the ropes that held the bridge's pivot log against the castle.  The whole bridge would collapse, hanging uselessly from the thick chains that lowered it and trapping everyone inside.  Jack had to admit to himself that his plan was simply brilliant, except for one little flaw:  the bridge would probably collapse on him.
Surfer's Peril


The weekend was a surfing bender filled with bonfires, beer and boards, and I have to admit things were a little hazy. But I remember the feeling of my last wave like it was yesterday. See, what people don’t understand is what it's like to be swallowed by a wave the size of a house. The wave is alive; something feral. It sucks you under, twists you all around but then it forgets to spit you out. The surface just disappears. You’re disoriented, the wave has knocked the air out of you, and it’s next to impossible not to panic.
The Adirondacks

My first hike into the Adirondacks was over ten years ago.  My eyes fell upon a large mountain peeking through the high tops of sturdy, lush pine trees.  It was here that I spent my time camping, fishing, and hiking in a land untouched by man.  I’ve returned to this secret spot of mine to the joy of finding it as I’ve left it, year after year.  The pine trees stand tall and proud, a forest filled with sounds and smells of the wilderness. You can hear the music played by crickets, frogs and other wildlife.  You can watch the deer dance through the woods or graze quietly.  And at night while sleeping, sometimes you can hear the rustle of a bear looking for its next meal.

The Alien Attacks


Smoke and steam were everywhere, making it hard to see even a few feet in front of him.  James carefully peered around each corner as he made his way to the escape pod.  The ship had been damaged beyond repair, and was slowly being pulled into the gravity of this strange, new planet.  Blaring alarms threatened to deafen James, which is why he didn't hear the heavy footfalls that crept up behind him. Suddenly, there was a flash of teeth and claws, and James was thrown to the deck by an alien creature!  He struggled to grab a weapon, any weapon, but the creature slammed its knifelike claws straight through the metal plating!  He grabbed a loose piece of piping and swung with all his might at where the creature had been standing, but, just as suddenly as it had appeared, it had suddenly... disappeared.

The Amazon Queen

You think you can take my kingdom? That you can subjugate my citizens and defeat my warriors? You see me as just some mewling fawn that you can break like a twig? Let me dispel those notions right now, barbarian. My kingdom has existed for thousands of years, each dynasty ruled by the great queens before me. My mother, and her mother before her, protected this land; kept it safe from the great unwashed masses, the likes of you and your filthy hordes. This is Amazonian land, and it will be such until my dying breath. So bring forth your warriors, my king, but know that when this day is done, the battle will be long from over. Make peace with your gods and let loose the dogs of war!

The Bouquet Killer



Detective Martinez read the poem one more time before turning it over to the forensics team. “In lieu of flowers, some might say / that poems or songs wear grief away / but flowers must I have so I picked two today / thus Lilly and Rose are now withered away / after being so sweet on that first fresh-cut day / When will you, sweet Daisy, be joining my bouquet?”  There wasn’t a man on the force willing to risk life and limb by calling Detective Martinez Daisy.  Her mailbox, phone book listing, even her academy records all said D. Martinez, but somehow the killer had found it.  Swearing silently, she turned and took a step towards the Captain.  She’d known for weeks that she was a target of the Bouquet Killer.  There was no chance he could ignore the fact that the one police officer with a flower name was the lead investigator on the case.

The Gate



Thirteen years in this stinkin’ joint!  Thirteen long years. Now, I ain’t gonna try an' convince you I don’t belong here. I did the crime, I got the time. Only fish claim they’re innocent in this place. The rest of us figured out long ago that there ain’t no one innocent in The Gate. Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t that bad. Personally I think 20 years for a first armed robbery offense is a bit harsh, but I’m up for parole in a few months, and you better believe I’ve been on my best behavior. I haven’t had a problem with the Screws in a couple a years now, so things are lookin’ up. Am I a “rehabilitated man?” Heh. Ask me again after my parole hearing.

The Haunting

 

It’s hard to explain how I first knew there was something unusual about my house.  I guess if I had to describe it, I'd say it was like the feeling you get when the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. But it was more than that. It was… a presence. I could feel it almost every time I was in the house. I never felt threatened or afraid, just… not alone. At first I ignored it, convinced that it was simply my overactive imagination. But before long, I couldn’t ignore what was right in front of me: my new house was haunted! 


The Office
A DAY IN

It was a day in the office like any other. I started off with my usual cup of coffee; black, no sugar. I never understood how those other corporate drones could drink those soy lattes and green teas. I mean, what’s the point? After checking my e-mail (most of which was spam), I decided to kill some time by blankly staring at my computer screen. I contemplated thumping my head against the desk repeatedly just to break up the boredom, but management tended to frown on things like that; at least on a Monday.  I watched the numbers on the clock slowly go nowhere, and it was right then that I decided it was time for a change.

Those Alaskan Days

ALASKAN DAYS

Thinking back to my days in Alaska, I realize that those were some of the best times of my life.  I arrived in Anchorage as a young man: ready to work, eager to start a new life, looking forward to finding a new place to call home.  After a few weeks, I found myself working on a mining crew.  The days were long, but it was honest work, and you couldn’t ask for a greater bunch of guys to work with.  It was while I worked there that I met Sarah.  She wasn’t like any of the other girls around town.  Quiet, shy, but beautiful, Sarah tended to keep to herself.  In fact, I met her by accident.  I was coming back from a long day at work, and I decided to stop at the local bar for a drink.  On my way out, I ran into Sarah.
Tory's Interior



Claire watched as Tory reached out to caress her own image in the mirror. Claire had learned months ago to leave extra time for Tory’s “departure ritual” and had even figured out how she would recreate it in her next student film.  The first shot would be the interior of an empty white room; the interior of Tory’s mind. The inner Tory would be standing there, balanced on sharp stiletto heels and poured into a gown so extravagant, it was certain to be featured in fashion shows worldwide.  Just like the real world Tory, the inner Tory would be gazing at herself through the blue bay windows of her eyes.  “Look at us,” she’d coo, “it just isn’t fair for one mortal to get so much of... well, everything.”
Up from the Mud



“Move it, Banks!  You're supposed to play on the field, not wallow in it!”  Amy wiped the mud out of her eyes and spat to clear her mouth.  The coach was pointing in the other direction and Amy turned around to see the player who had slammed her in the back and sent her flying into the mud.  She was in the defensive wall forming in between Amy and the goal.  "Good," thought Amy, "why don’t you stand still right there so I can kick this soccer ball down your throat."  Glaring at the player, Amy began barking directions at her teammates.  She’d get her revenge, not by kicking the ball at her opponent, but by faking her out while winning the game.  Imagining the ball flying straight at the player, Amy yelled and charged into her kick.
Wedding In Austria



It’s July, in the year Nineteen Hundred and Fourteen, as we gather for an illustrious occasion. “A Wedding in Austria” is set against the backdrop of the eve of the First World War. A human tapestry, laced with strands of greed, passion and vengeance; fraught with betrayal, and laden with political turmoil and espionage. It’s a deadly tale of power, love and unyielding struggle, all battling for final control of a proud family in a land ravaged by the blinding winds of war.
Wharf Rat



“Tell Megan I need to speak to her.”  The barkeep nodded, moving toward the kitchen.  Samuel moved toward a shoddy wooden bench along the far wall.  The crowd was rough tonight and laden with the stench of cheap pipe tobacco and hard labor, but that was normal.  Megan and Samuel had been lovers on ship and during their first weeks in America.  Megan was property, purchased as an indentured servant by the owner of the pub, while Samuel was free to pursue his own trade, so they’d parted company.  That had been months ago and Samuel thought he would never see her again, but now he had to warn her.  There were rumors running around the wharf, rumors that Megan’s past had come across the Atlantic to find her.
Winning Run



“You can do it!  Keep your eye on the ball just like we practiced!”  Andrew stumbled, buzzed on adrenaline, towards home plate.  He knew he still had feet and ears, but his brain wasn’t controlling them.  In the bleachers, the fans were on their feet and his dad was yelling something, but all that got through to Andrew was a faint buzzing noise and the rhythmic "thump-thump" of his heart. When he felt his cleats hit home plate the world shot into full speed.  The biggest, meanest pitcher in the league was on the mound.  Andrew had never hit one of his pitches, but that was going to change today. Willing every ounce of strength into his bat, Andrew swung and just as the ball dropped over the plate, cracked it on the sweet spot.  Andrew took off towards first at a speed even he couldn't believe.

Witness



The man in the dark green hat had stabbed his rival in the alleyway and coolly wiped his knife off on his victim’s coat.  Elliot had barely moved on the fire escape, but it caught the man's eye and he’d roared, “Come here, kid!” as he jumped up to grab the bottom edge of the ladder.  Elliot had run in the only direction he could, up to the roof.  He pressed his back against the inside of the water tank, trying to disappear into the shadows and quiet his breathing.  He heard the roof access door open and then the sound of cheap boots scraping across rough roofing paper.  Elliot had been a street rat selling papers since he was eight and he’d seen plenty.  The gangs dealt out their own law and witnesses had a short life expectancy.  Without a doubt, if the man found him, Elliot was dead.
World Record
A

When I decided to try and set a world's record, I had no idea how challenging it would be. My first obstacle was the fact that I had no idea what kind of record I wanted to set! I just knew that I wanted to make a name for myself by doing something that nobody else in the world had done before. My first attempt was to watch 27 movies back to back without sleep. Unfortunately, that was derailed when I nodded off during a particularly dull romantic comedy. A quick check of the record books told me that I wasn't eligible for the world's tallest person, so that quickly got scratched off my list. There were several records that involved skiing or skydiving that seemed possible to break, but then I remembered how much I have a fear of dying, so those got scratched off, too. Then I had a peculiar idea.
Zombie Quest

 

Look pal, I don't care who sent you. The cure is just a pipe dream. Anybody who's out there for more than five minutes winds up just like the rest of 'em. You think you can stop this? So did the last fifty guys who came through here. You know where they are now? They're out chewing on their neighbors like everybody else in this town. My advice is that if you want to stay alive, you stay here, keep watch, and do as I say. It may not be the Ritz Carlton, but at least you won't become a snack for zombies. You want to go out there and search for some fairy tale? Be my guest.



A Stroll on Mercury

Imagine looking off towards a horizon, crystal clear in the blazing sunlight and startlingly close.  You can only stand there and admire the view for a fraction of the day, though. You see, a single day on tiny Mercury lasts for one hundred seventy-six Earth days, but your life support will only last for about six hours.  There is no breathable atmosphere.  In fact there is no atmosphere of any kind to blur your view of the horizon on Mercury; the solar winds ripped it away long ago.  Even if you had all the air you needed, your long, lonely trail of footprints in the mercurian regolith would end when you fell over dead, boiled in your space suit by the brutal 400-degree temperature.  Maybe you're thinking the polar ice caps would be a better place to go exploring.  In those deep craters where the sun never shines you’ll be safe from the heat, right?  Yes, you will.  Unfortunately, with no atmosphere here either, you are about to be frozen like a popsicle in deep space.

Acupuncture


Acupuncture is an ancient procedure of inserting needles into various points on the body to relieve pain and other medical disorders. It has its origins in traditional Chinese medicine. In the acupuncture philosophy, acupuncture points are located on "meridians" that run through the body. These meridians allow the energy of life to flow through a person, and by manipulating these points with needles, acupuncturists work to fix a "pattern of disharmony" within the patient. 

Alaska's Race


The Iditarod is one of the most challenging and extreme races in modern sports. This dog-sledding event runs from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska, and is run every March. The event began in 1973 and runs over 1,100 miles across frigid terrain. Each racer and his team of 12-16 dogs must face incredible challenges, such as blizzards, gale-force winds, and temperatures that can drop to minus-100 degrees Fahrenheit with wind chill. The participants are called Mushers, and each year around 50 of them compete for the prize. The current record for the fastest race completion is just over 8 days and 19 hours.

Albany Plan of Union


Before 1776, each of the 13 colonies in America were independent states under the charter of the King of England.  Ask most Americans and they’ll tell you that the Declaration of Independence united the colonies and brought on the Revolutionary War.  Some may even refer to the famous Patrick Henry speech in 1760 when he stated, “Give me liberty, or give me death” as the beginning of that process.  What they don’t know is that the movement for uniting the colonies started long before that.  In 1754, Benjamin Franklin and representatives from seven of the 13 colonies met in Albany, NY for the Albany Congress.  The document they produced, The Albany Plan of Union, was the first formal document proposing to unite the colonies.  In fact, that document is referred to by historians as a precursor to the United States Constitution.


Albert Schweitzer



Best known for his philosophy of “reverence for life,” Nobel Peace Prize winner Albert Schweitzer was a philosopher, musician, theologian, and physician.  Born in Kaysersberg, Alsace-Lorraine in Germany, on January 14th, 1875, Schweitzer’s love and respect for all creatures was a constant theme throughout his entire life. It's even rumored that, although left-handed, he would often write with his right hand in order to not disturb the cat sleeping on his left hand.  When World War I broke out, Schweitzer and his wife, both German citizens living in a French colony, were placed under house arrest and interned in Garaison, France.  While there, he focused his efforts on his continued studies and writing.  Upon his release, he returned to Africa in order to rebuild his beloved hospital in Lambaréne.

All American Girls Baseball


While many people think of the Tom Hanks movie A League of Their Own as fictional, it's actually loosely based on a real baseball league created during World War II. The All American Girls Professional Baseball League consisted of 11 teams made up entirely of women, and it lasted for 12 years. During that time, the most successful team were the Rockford Peaches, who went on to win four championships in just over a decade. While the league closed up shop in 1954, it was the precursor for organizations such as the American Women's Baseball Federation, which has been active in the United States since 1992.

Amelia Earhart


Amelia Earhart will long be remembered as a pioneer in aviation. Born in the late 1890s, Earhart was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean, achieving that feat in 1928, just one year after Lindbergh became the first man to do so. After her return to the United States from England, Earhart became a national figure, even photographed more than once with President Herbert Hoover. However, Earhart ensured that her name would live on forever during her 1937 attempt to fly around the world. With co-pilot Fred Noonan the only other crew member, Earhart’s plane disappeared a little over a month into her flight. Unfortunately, the plane and her pilot were never found, despite weeks of searching.

Ancient Egypt


Before the first dynasty, Egypt was divided into two lands known as Ta Shemau and Ta Mehu.  In Egyptian mythology the unifier of these lands was Menes (Men-ees), the man who would become the first mortal king of Egypt. In ancient Egypt the climate was much the same as it is today.  When the people rose in the morning the dry heat hit them like a wall. Annual relief and a sure sign of favor from the gods came in the form of the life-giving floods that swept down the Nile. 

Andy Kaufman



Although best known for his role as Latka from the television show Taxi, Andy Kaufman actually despised sitcoms.  In fact, during many live performances, rather than appear as Latka, Andy would instead elect to read large portions of The Great Gatsby to a frustrated audience. A masterful prankster, he delighted in creating chaos and confusion around himself, and would often perform as confrontational lounge singer Tony Clifton, harassing audience members to the point of being booed off stage.  

Apollo Missions

Our journey begins with a dream – the dream of exploring the cosmos. From early stargazers to modern astronauts, humans have always reached for the stars. We took our first steps beyond Earth with the Apollo missions. "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," declared Neil Armstrong on the Moon. The Space Shuttle era followed, launching satellites, conducting experiments, and building the International Space Station – a symbol of international cooperation.

Architect Frank Gehry

"I’m going to draw squiggly lines and transform them into buildings of genius!"  If you said this, people would think you were crazy.  Architecture, much like the business of filmmaking or record production, may begin as art but business takes over in the end.  With that reality in mind, the fact that Frank Gehry manages to somehow be truly avant garde in a profession bound by building codes, handicap access and weatherproofing is miraculous. Early on in his career it wasn’t easy for him.  Like Frank Lloyd Wright when he was young, Gehry was praised for his style, but he was also criticized for setting off on long, creative flights of fancy without any guarantee of a successful landing.  Some of his early buildings were beautiful to behold, but not so easy for the future tenants to live or function in.  Soon, though, technical skill and new building technologies combined with his genius to create amazing structures.  Free to pursue his every idea now, his thoughts on design are stunning.

Artist Colonies



Struggling to get away from the cacophony of modern life has always been hard for artists, even before the intrusion of cell phones and email.  The establishment of artist colonies balanced the need for solitude and respect for the artistic with the company of creative companions to spark new ideas.  Today more than 200 colonies exist in the United States. One of the most famous is tucked away in the forests of New Hampshire.  The MacDowell Colony, established in 1907, has among its colonists multiple winners of every creative prize in America including the Pulitzer, Grammy, MacArthur Genius, Academy, Guggenheim and National Book Awards.

Astros


The Houston Astros have a storied past but have come up winless more often than not. The franchise was started in 1962, when they were called the Houston Colt .45s, a moniker that came from a “name the team” contest. Although the Colt .45s’ first three seasons were disappointments, the team earned a new stadium that opened in 1965. The Houston Astrodome was named for the city’s part in the national space program, and the team was subsequently renamed the Houston Astros. Despite a number of star players joining and leaving the team, the rest of the 1960s went by with the Astros no closer to a pennant, or even a winning season. In the 1970s the team didn’t fare much better, even with several uniform revisions, including an unfortunate rainbow-colored period. It wasn’t until 1980 that Houston made their first playoff appearance, and they wouldn’t appear in the World Series until 2005.

Augustus Caesar

Gaius Octavian, better known as Augustus Caesar, was born in Rome in the year 63 BC.  The son of the governor of Macedonia, his great uncle was Julius Caesar.  Octavian rose to power when he was only eighteen after the assassination of Caesar in 44 BC.  United with Marc Antony, Octavian set in motion a manhunt for those involved with the assassination.  His alliance with Antony was an uneasy one, and in several years, Octavian would trigger the events that would result in Antony and Cleopatra's demise.  Soon afterward, Octavian was placed in the position of ruler of the Republic.  By 27 BC, Octavian had restored the Roman Senate, who bestowed him with the title "Augustus."  Uniting the Roman Empire, his rule began the prosperous and peaceful period known as Pax Romana.  His last words are said to be, "The comedy is over."

Aurora's Jewels



The crispness of the October evening air was evident, as spoken words of wonderment were given visual recognition as they rolled off my tongue.  For there, above me in the star-filled sky, were the pulsating ribbons of a jeweled treasure, the Aurora Borealis. Dancing molecules of nitrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen captured in earth’s magnetic ebb produce magically suspended, glimmering arcs of blue, green, and crimson.  Rarely do we have the opportunity to view such a natural wonder as this.

ALT VERSION

 Aurora Borealis. Rarely do we have the opportunity to view such a natural wonder as this. Dancing molecules of nitrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen captured in earth’s magnetic ebb produce magically suspended, glimmering arcs of blue, green, and crimson.  Where exactly can one see this treasure in the sky? 

Axial Age



The similarity of the creation myths developed all around the world by separate cultures is surprising enough, but did you know that all the great confessional faiths came into being in just a short time, too?  In the transitional period stretching from 800 to 200 B.C.E., called the Axial Age, cultures with little contact all began to gather their loose collections of beliefs into the faith systems we know today.  In India, Hinduism and Buddhism corralled animalistic village deities and myths into a tool for self-awareness.  Lao Tsu codified the moral underpinnings of China’s growing intellectual class into Taoism. Judaism and Zoroastrianism emerged in the Middle East, creating the foundations of Christianity and Islam.
Babe Ruth


When you think of baseball, you can’t help but think of Babe Ruth.  Born George Herman Ruth, The Babe was the most recognizable athlete of his time and is a legend to this day.  He set countless records, some of them still unbroken.  His career began with the Red Sox, but in 1920, Babe began to play for the New York Yankees as an outfielder.  He led the Yankees to seven American League pennants and four World Series titles.  In 1927, Babe hit the highest number of home runs in a season, 60 in all.  It wasn’t until 1961 that this record was broken by Roger Maris, who finished the season with 61 home runs.  
Bach Family



Born in 1685, Johann Sebastian Bach is indeed the most recognizable and gifted musical figure from the German-born Bach family.  While his music still captivates audiences today, it is unbeknownst to many that he was just one of an incredibly talented family of musicians and artists who also gained recognition and notoriety for their own creative attributes. Georg Friedrich Bach, born in March of 1673, was an accomplished flautist who relocated to Sweden and became the music teacher for the Crown Prince.  Later, he returned to Germany to teach in Iserlohn and Elderfeld.
Backgammon


Have you ever noticed the odd looking triangular pattern on the back of old checkerboards?  That’s a backgammon board; a game most people have heard of, but few know how to play.  Backgammon is believed to be even older than chess, dating all the way back to ancient Sumer.  It was played in various forms all over the world from Japan and Persia to Europe and Mexico.  A respectable game of chance, it has been favored by the wealthy around the world.  Few games offer the variety of play, speed of play, and gambling elements that have made backgammon tournaments a spectator sport in elite clubs.  Another unique feature of the game is that it never ends in a tie.

Bagpipe Kings


After The Bagpipe Kings released their seventh album in 1993, they would find their lives changed forever.  Early one Spring morning, lead singer Matt Detroit set out for the recording studio to begin some early demo tracks for a B-side for their single “King of Orange Avenue.”  He never made it.  As he crossed the intersection of Crystal and Elm, a delivery truck ran a red light and smashed into his car, severely injuring the singer in the process.  After a harrowing fourteen days in the hospital, Detroit was out of immediate danger, but the road to recovery would be a long one.
Bela Lugosi

 

Best known for his definitive turn as Dracula in the classic 1931 film, Bela Lugosi is one of the true legends of horror on the silver screen.  Making his first film appearance in 1917’s The Colonel, Lugosi would go on to star in over 100 films. Among them were such horror classics as The Wolf Man, Murders In The Rue Morgue, The Black Cat, and Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man. Ironically, one of Lugosi’s most famous screen appearances was released posthumously; his final film was director Ed Wood’s infamous Plan 9 From Outer Space. Lugosi was memorably portrayed by Martin Landau in an Oscar-winning performance in Tim Burton’s film, Ed Wood, starring Johnny Depp.


Belly Dancing


The ancient art of belly dancing is one of the world's most exciting and popular traditions. Belly dancing has its roots in ancient Middle Eastern and African cultures, although the origins of its early purpose and meaning are still shrouded in mystery. Belly dancing was popularized in the West during the Romantic movement of the 18th and 19th centuries, when dancers from Middle Eastern countries began to perform at various World's Fairs, drawing in huge crowds. The elaborate costumes that are a part of belly dancing have ensured that it remains popular even now. Today, belly dancing is not only considered an exotic art, but also a popular form of exercise and aerobic fitness.

Betty White

 

Betty White became a household name with the success of the popular sitcoms The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Golden Girls, but her career in television goes back almost as far as television itself. Betty began performing professionally as far back as 1939, and by 1952 had her own show on television. She spent much of the 60s and 70s guest starring and hosting various TV series and game shows, but struck it big with a guest appearance on The Mary Tyler Moore Show.


Bob Kane



As legs and arms reached out to strike the caped crusader, his sidekick appeared out of the shadows.  Descriptive words like "wham," "splat," and "pow" appeared across the television screen, as once again the Dynamic Duo challenged the dastardly, conniving villains of Gotham City.  The original creator of the Batman comic book was Bob Kane. Born in New York City in 1916, he entered his first drawing contest at the age of 15.  After taking second place, he studied at the Commercial Art Studio for several months.
Boston Molasses


One of the most bizarre factory mishaps in history was the great Boston Molasses Spill of January, 1919.  2.3 million gallons of brown, sugary, thick molasses split open its steel housing tank and sent a rolling 15-foot high, 160-foot long wave out to demolish everything in its way.  Damages from the 35 mph wave swelled past one million dollars, and it glazed over two blocks of the city.  The tank that housed the molasses was the largest ever designed by Hammond Iron Works, and after six years of litigation, the Massachusetts Supreme Court’s findings led to stricter regulations on building permits across the country.
Burj Al Arab



Bored with mere five star hotels?  Then the city/state of the United Arab Emirate of Dubai is where you should take your next vacation.  Moored on its own private causeway just off the shore of the Arabian Gulf, the majestic Burj Al Arab hotel looks as if it's about to sail out into the gulf.   A stunning, fluid piece of architecture in a city already vibrant enough to rival Las Vegas, the Burj Al Arab is shaped like a billowing sail that towers a record breaking 56 stories above the desert.  If you have the asking price of a mere $10,000 a night, you can pass through the world’s tallest atrium into unimaginable 7-star luxury.  Private elevators, butlers and cinemas will be available to entertain you until dinnertime, when you will dress up and descend into the gulf via a three-minute submarine ride to the submerged Al Mahara seafood restaurant.
Buttons on the Left or Right?



Have you ever wondered why men’s and women’s clothing have the buttons on different sides?  Seeing as how most people are right-handed, the easiest way to button a shirt, jacket, or coat would be from left to right, like men’s clothing.  One theory on why women’s clothing is different is that at one time in history, ladies were often dressed by their maids, which would necessitate the buttons being on the reverse side.  Another theory originates from the days when men often protected themselves with swords.  They would warm their right hand inside their coat and still be able to keep it close to their weapons.  This insured that they would be ready to strike at any given moment.

Calderas

Volcanic calderas are some of the most spectacular geological features on Earth. They are large volcanic craters that form by either an explosive volcanic eruption or collapse of surface rock into an empty magma chamber. One of the most famous examples is Crater Lake in Oregon. Formed about 7700 years ago when an enormous volcanic eruption emptied a large magma chamber below the mountain, the fractured rock above the magma chamber collapsed to produce a massive crater over six miles across. Collapse calderas form when a large magma chamber is emptied by a volcanic eruption or by subsurface magma movement. The unsupported rock that forms the roof of the magma chamber then collapses to form a large crater. Crater Lake and many other calderas are believed to have been formed by this process.
 
Capoeira


Capoeira is a Brazilian form of martial arts that combines music and dance with more traditional martial arts forms. The result is an intense and challenging -- yet beautiful -- art form. In Capoeira, the people participating form a circle, with the outer ring of participants playing musical and rhythmic instruments or singing, while the center of the ring involves two or more people sparring. With its use of fluid acrobatic movements, Capoeira can look more like a dance than a martial art.

Carol Kane


One of the most popular comedic actresses of the last 30 years, Carol Kane first came to recognition playing the wife of Andy Kaufman’s character, Latka, on the hit TV show Taxi. With featured roles in popular movies such as Annie Hall, The Princess Bride, and Scrooged however, she quickly became Hollywood’s go to actress for funny and quirky character roles. Far from just a comedic talent, though, Kane was nominated for an Academy Award for her performance in the film Hester Street. She also won two Emmy Awards for her work on Taxi.
Carrie Underwood


Although Carrie Underwood is an American Idol winner, her career has become so successful that many people forget she was even on the show. After winning the fourth season of the hit talent competition in 2005, Underwood has gone on to major critical acclaim and chart success. In her career, she has released 8 studio albums, with over 70 million sold worldwide. She's also broke a record by becoming the first country artist in history ever to achieve 10 No. 1 singles from her first two albums. Not content just to sing, Carrie has even dabbled in acting, with a guest appearance on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother and a special appearance as herself on Sesame Street.

Catch the Vibe



What do a shaky car, a giggling toy and your vibrating cell phone have in common? They are all out of balance.  When a tire is out of balance it no longer travels in a straight line and this shifts the car attached to it to one side.  Now, basic physics tells us that once an object is in motion it will stay in motion until something acts against it.  So what happens next?  In this case, the tire is rotating, so the direction of travel keeps shifting back and forth and the car above reacts and begins to vibrate.  Cell phones that vibrate and kids' toys that wiggle work the same way.  A small battery-powered gear with a weight attached on one side is spun rapidly.  The weight pulls the object off balance as it spins and this change in the direction of force begins to shake the object attached to it back and forth, just like the car with a bad tire. 

Cave Diving in Florida



The world of cave diving is so deadly that even the official warning signs feature a grim reaper and the text, “Death, even for experienced divers, lies beyond this point.” So why would anyone want to take the risk? To find the answer, you need to go to Florida. Riddled with underwater caves and home to a large population of diving professionals, it was only natural that someone would dive below the surface and tell others of their adventures.  

Cave Paintings of France


As night fell, the sun left the villagers and the world to fend for themselves by huddling in closely to the shaman's fire.  The shadowy ring of people seated just beyond the orbit of the dancers became the edge of the known world and the blazing light of the fire became the sun of a magical world created by man.  Before the ritual could end, the shaman would have to connect the dancers with their animal spirits then cast those joined spirits into the dark spirit world waiting just beyond.  The archaeologists included in the circle that night were participating in one of mankind’s earliest ritualistic attempts to connect with the spirit world.  Another example of this early human belief in an afterlife is depicted in the Paleolithic cave paintings of France.  There you’ll see men that were pictured with cloven feet.  Other men are drawn mysteriously dying along with their prey,  legs crossed as they collapse into death in some final rush of power.
Che Guevara

Dr. Ernesto Rafael Guevara de la Serna, commonly known as Che Guevara or el Che, was an Argentine born Marxist revolutionary and Cuban guerrilla leader.  Guevara was a member of Fidel Castro's "26th of July Movement," which seized power in Cuba in 1959. After serving various important posts in the new government, Guevara left Cuba in 1966 with the hope of assisting revolutions in other countries, first in the Democratic Republic of Congo and later in Bolivia, where he was captured in a CIA-organized military operation.  It is believed by some that the CIA wished to keep Guevara alive for interrogation, but he died at the hands of the Bolivian Army in Santa Cruz De La Sierra in early October, 1967.  The details surrounding his death are cloudy, but many believe the Bolivian government purposefully executed him in order to avoid a public trial and potential martyrization of Che's image.  After his death, Guevara became a hero of third world socialist revolutionary movements and revered as a theorist of guerrilla warfare. He also became a popular icon for revolution and left-wing political ideals in Western culture.

Christiaan Huygens



In 1681, the brilliant physicist and rival of Sir Isaac Newton, Christiaan Huygens, returned to the Netherlands and began to construct optical lenses with extremely large focal points.  Long interested in astronomy, like many of the physicists of his time, he jumped into the race to define the physics of light.  Huygens published his groundbreaking Treatise on Light in 1690.  The treatise contradicted the theories of Sir Newton by correctly proposing that light travels in waves.  Huygens’ theories were the only ones proven over time to explain the laws of refraction, diffraction, interference and reflection.  Later, he followed the same theories to explain the polarization of light.
Colonial Lighthouses



Today, we tend to think of lighthouses as either clichéd tourist attractions or romantic structures outlined against a sunset.  Early in our history, though, lighthouses were critical links in the economic infrastructure that made it possible for us to become a nation.  At the time, a settlement needed a steady stream of food, manufactured goods, and human capital to survive.  A lighthouse built to protect a local fisherman and his boat from a rocky coastline was also protecting a primary food source for the entire community.  Ship captains, weary from crossing the Atlantic, watched for lighthouses to find safe harbors and marketplaces where they could turn a profit, drop off immigrants, and prepare for the voyage home. With a superior lighthouse, even a tiny colony like Rhode Island could flourish and compete against rival harbors like Boston and New Amsterdam.  This distribution of trade saved us during the Revolutionary War, making it impossible for the British to stop the flow of supplies from our European allies.

Coltrane and Davis



Although there are recordings of John Coltrane from as early as 1946, his real career spans the 12 years between 1955 and 1967.  During this time, he reshaped modern jazz and influenced generations of other musicians. Coltrane was freelancing in Philadelphia in the summer of 1955 when he received a call from trumpeter Miles Davis.  Davis, whose success during the late forties had been followed by several years of decline, was again active and was about to form a quintet.  Coltrane was with the first edition of the Davis Group from October 1955 through April 1957.

Comic Book History


Published in 1933, Famous Funnies is considered the very first comic book, but it wasn’t until 1938 that the art form became a national phenomenon. It was the publication of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, that made comic books explode in popularity.  It is one of the rarest comic books in the world, with less than 25 copies known to exist. 
Confederation Bridge



One of the most advanced bridges in the world connects the smallest province in Canada, Prince Edward Island, to the mainland in New Brunswick.  Completed in 1997, the 12.9-kilometer Confederation Bridge is the longest bridge over ice-covered waters in the world.  On a normal ten minute crossing, all you notice is the hefty toll, a gorgeous view, and a string of green traffic lights all along the bridge.  What you can't see are the engineering and technology hidden in the pylons below. The Confederation Bridge is the first bridge in the world designed to safely withstand the massive sheering forces of winter ocean ice floes.  The outer structure of every pylon is designed to break-up or deflect the seasonal onslaught of icebergs.  Inside each pylon, hardy sensors are designed to withstand extreme vibration and cold that would incapacitate most technology and alert authorities so they can stop the traffic above in moments.
Cosmetics Manufacturing


“Women of whatever age, rank, profession or degree… that shall, impose upon, seduce and betray into matrimony, any of His Majesty’s subjects, by the scents, paints, cosmetic washes, artificial teeth, false hair... shall incur the penalty of the law in force against witchcraft!”  Ah yes, even in the old days men were jealous of the artifice a woman could use to make herself more pleasing to the eye.  If you think we are more obsessed with cultural standards of beauty now than in previous generations, you’re wrong.  Cosmetics so highly developed that they would rival many of the products on the market today were already being manufactured thousands of years ago.  Take face powder, for example.  While it may be available to us in more shades today, the basic formula of Talc, the softest mineral known, mixed with other minerals like kaolin, chalk, magnesium carbonate or zinc oxide to increase it’s sheen or opacity has remained more or less the same.

Couture Clothing

You see a gorgeous couture gown in a magazine that costs $4000, but at the local mall a dress that looks exactly the same costs $400.  What's the difference?  Take a closer look, or better yet try them on, and you’ll feel the difference in the details.  Couture gowns are one-of-a-kind creations, adapted to make the woman within them part of the design.  It can take weeks of coordinated effort by highly skilled seamstresses to produce a single garment.  Invisible to the eye, the inner structure of a couture garment is completely absent in most knockoff gowns.  This structure helps couture garments retain their shape, last longer, and feel more luxurious and comfortable when you move.  The broken zippers, dangling straps and bright chrome fasteners that distract the wearer all night long on cheap dresses are never a concern in a couture gown.

D.B. Cooper


Who was D.B. Cooper? The true identity of the elusive and legendary hijacker might never be known. In 1971, Cooper boarded Northwest Orient flight 305 and hijacked it with the threat of a bomb on board the plane. He collected $200,000 in ransom money from the FBI and the airline. What happened next is where the mystery would take its most shocking turn, however.  In Seattle, Washington, after receiving the money, Cooper let all of the hostages go except for a skeleton crew to operate the aircraft. Flying between Seattle and Reno, Nevada, in the middle of a heavy rainstorm, Cooper lowered the plane’s aft stairs and jumped off the plane with the ransom money and a parachute. Despite extensive searches by authorities, no trace of D.B. Cooper or the marked bills the government gave him, have ever turned up.

Deadliest Animal in Africa



Crocodiles, lions, hyenas, jaguars; there are many predatory animals in Africa that could kill a human. But the deadliest creature in Africa isn’t a predator at all, it's a parasite. With a population in the tens of millions, mosquitoes are the perfect buzzing arsenal for the tiny protozoan parasite called Plasmodium. When transmitted via mosquito bites the Plasmodium parasite causes the disease Malaria, which sickens millions of African adults each year and is often deadly to children. Malaria, in contrast to other widespread diseases that have been nearly eradicated such as polio and smallpox, is actually on the rise.  Lacking both funding and coordination, the sporadic efforts made to eliminate the disease have yet to find success.

Diction


Why study diction?  If your job depends on communicating to others through the spoken word, being understood is an important thing.  Even speaking to someone from another region of the U.S. can be an adventure if one person's accent is strong. When you study diction, you're learning how to accurately reproduce the sounds of a language.    A mispronunciation is when a person is making an error in selecting the sounds that make up a word.  For example, if you see the word athlete on the page, but you pronounce it “athelete,” that is a mispronunciation.
Diction 2

DICTION


Why study diction?  If your job depends on communicating to others through the spoken word, you can’t be effective unless you’re understood.  When you study diction, you’re learning how to accurately reproduce the standardized sounds of a language so that the largest number of people will be able to understand you easily.  There are two different types of errors in diction.  Misarticulations are errors in the creation of a sound.  An example of this would be saying “tuh” when the word “to” should be pronounced with an “oo” sound.  Since the speaker is thinking “oo” but habit is causing them to form it incorrectly, you’ll probably hear them repeat this error whenever they say a word that ends with this same sound.  A mispronunciation is when the mind selects the wrong sound for a word from the start.  For example, pronouncing the word athlete as “athelete” is mispronunciation. 

Dolphins


Dolphins are mammals, not fish.  They are warm-blooded like man and give birth to one baby at a time called a calf.  At birth, a bottlenose dolphin calf is about 90-130 centimeters long and will grow to approximately 4 meters, living up to 40 years.  They are highly sociable animals, living in pods which are fairly fluid, with dolphins from other pods interacting with each other from time to time.  With the help of several beautiful bottlenose dolphins, we can see how well the dolphin body is adapted for their life in the ocean.  Dolphins use their powerful tail flukes in an up and down motion to move through the water.  They also use their tails when hunting, hitting a fleeing fish up into the air, stunning it, then scooping the fish up when it falls back into the water.  A dolphin slapping its tail on the water in the wild may be a sign of annoyance or a warning to other dolphins of danger.

Dorothy Lamour



She was a lady of quality, beauty and class.  That’s what Bob Hope said of his co-star, Dorothy Lamour, and America agreed.  Dorothy is nearly forgotten today, but in the 1930’s and 40’s, she was a glamorous star in the Hollywood firmament.  Born as Mary Leta Dorothy Slaton to a single mother in New Orleans, her early life was rough.  As a high school dropout with few resources, her first break came along when she won the Miss New Orleans Pageant title in 1931.  From there on out, it was only up for the young Lamour.  She moved north with her mother to Chicago and then straight to the top with her next job, working as an elevator operator for a lucrative $17.00 a week.  Success took its own sweet time in coming.  She would move to New York, be married and divorced, and work hard behind the footlights of vaudeville and the nightclub circuit before signing her MGM contract in 1936.
Eggs


Cultivated or gathered by every culture as a valuable source of protein, eggs are a part of human cultures all over the world.  We talk about them in children’s stories, use them to barter, give them as gifts on holidays and, of course, we eat them.  In Japan, preparation of a daily egg is as simple as can be; just crack a raw egg over your morning rice, stir with chopsticks and breakfast is ready.  In China, they might bury the same egg and leave it there to age for years.  Some people prefer hard-boiled eggs, like the Swiss who dip them in cheese and the people of India who stuff them with curry spices.  The Russians will bake eggs with onions to create dense flavors and textures while the French whip them into impossibly tall and fluffy soufflés.

Eleanor of Aquitaine



Truly beautiful, Eleanor of Aquitaine was a blessed woman.  With a noble birth, more education than most men of the time, and the inheritance of a duchy that encompassed a third of France, it's no wonder she felt strong enough as a young queen to impose her will upon her husband Louis VII.  Once installed in the royal court she was adored by troubadours and despised by those who claimed to follow the church.  Her insubordinate will, daily bath, and face paints all marked her as a seductress and her intelligence made her enemies among the politically savvy courtiers.  In a few short years she would appeal directly to the Pope and gain permission to divorce from the spiritual leader.  Once divorced, she resumed pursuit of the young Duke of Normandy.  She had seduced the young Prince Henry right under Louis' nose and was now determined to follow Henry onto the throne of England.
Eleanor Roosevelt



In addition to being a first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt was one of the most outspoken leaders of her time. Many consider her one of the most skilled politicians of the twentieth century.  Roosevelt was an outstanding advocate for human rights who, at times, actually fought against the president himself.  Not every American believed in Eleanor Roosevelt’s causes and outspoken demeanor.   Some felt she overstepped the boundaries of what was considered proper behavior for a first lady.  In response, Roosevelt commented that, “Every woman in public life needs to develop a skin as tough as rhinoceros hide.”
Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor

Emily Carr



The first Canadian woman to achieve recognition as a painter was Emily Carr of Vancouver Island, British Columbia.  Emily was born in 1871 when Vancouver Island was already a prosperous trading hub. Emily’s passion for art put her at odds with the genteel expectations of her family and she was often without their support.  She made a modest living teaching art classes and taking in boarders, but she saved every penny she could to finance her adventures.  Two trips to Europe gave Emily the formal training of a painter, but her inspiration came from her solo treks into the tribal lands of western Canada.  They were the only place she could see her favorite subjects; the Totem poles and art of the rapidly dwindling First Nations people of Canada.  Unsatisfied with her early attempts to paint the poles in a realistic style, Emily turned to more modern techniques.  This later work was full of color and emotional vibrancy that captured not just the heritage of the poles, but Emily’s emotional response to viewing them in their native forests.
Family Bottlers



Family Bottlers originated in 1865.  At that time, soda was mostly a fountain drink that sold for about five cents a glass.  It wasn’t until bottling technology caught on that the soda industry started its journey towards the multi-billion dollar industry it is today.  In 1899, Family Bottlers signed an agreement with one of the largest soda companies in the world, ensuring that their product would reach millions of homes.  In 1909, with improvements in bottling technology increasing production, Family Bottlers had over 400 production facilities across the country. In the 1920’s, bottling finally allowed packaged soft drinks to take over as the number one method of selling soda, even more popular than the fountain drink.
Feminist Writers


Although they lived decades apart, Mary Shelley and Kate Chopin both had a tremendous impact on the feminist movement, albeit in different time periods. Both writers lived interesting lives that directly affected their work.  Both had a strong effect in the move to push women writers to the forefront.  And both are very well revered, critically speaking.  However, the two authors received very different receptions from the academic and literary communities upon release of their two most seminal works, Shelley’s “Frankenstein” and Chopin’s “The Awakening.”  To understand more about their impact and their work, it is pertinent to understand more about the writers as people.
Financial Slang



Flipping through the channels you see all the standard news outlet pages; headline news, 24-hour news, opinion and interview shows.  Then you flip one more channel and see a screen crowded with graphs and a crawl filled with code and colored arrows. While the anchor peppers the well-coiffed CEOs with questions about their company's P/E ratio, your head begins to ache.  What do all those arrows mean?  What is a P/E ratio?  It turns out that what's hard about financial language isn’t the concepts involved. It’s the insider slang, full of acronyms and abbreviations that makes it feel impenetrable.  P/E ratio is the financial slang for Price-Earnings ratio and what it does is compare the price of the stock to the earnings per share.
Franz Liszt



One of the most innovative and noteworthy composers of the 19th century was Franz Liszt.  Born in Hungary on October 22 of 1811, Franz Liszt’s experimentation with harmony and development of creative technical compositions brought him to the forefront of the Romantic movement in music. His desire for worldly sensations often complicated his personal life, and this, in combination with his strong yet impulsive religious beliefs, gave one the impression that he was half gypsy, half priest.  Audiences throughout his travels found themselves listening to one of the greatest piano virtuosos of the time, whose charm and captivating personality provided quite an informative perspective on the evolution of classical composers.
Games of Chance



The public may see Las Vegas as the place to meet up with lady luck, but for the corporate owners there’s nothing risky in a game of chance.  The hotels create the games and odds that are favorable to them on every game.  The gaming industry considers the odds the cover price you pay for the entertainment of the game and all those “free” drinks.  It’s strictly a matter of percentages and the longer you play, the better the odds are for the house.  Take, for example, the glamorous game of Roulette with its 5.26% advantage for the house that pays 35 to 1 if you win on a single number bet.  Maybe you're thinking that 5.26% is a low percentage and a 35 to 1 payoff is great. But if you work the numbers, you get a different perspective.  If you bet $10 a spin, it takes an average of 52.6 spins to win once. That is $526 dollars bet and only $350 won.  Ultimately, even if you win, the house is still making money.
Gandhi


Mohandas Gandhi was born on October 2nd, 1869 in India.  A steadfast and rigorous believer in the idea of nonviolent civil disobedience, he is more commonly known as "Mahatma," or "Great Soul."  Gandhi was educated as a barrister in England at the University College London.  While studying law, Gandhi also began to study Hinduism, Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, and many other world religions.  After achieving bar membership in England and Wales, he would later find failure running his own practice in Bombay.  After another unsuccessful attempt at practicing law, he would soon find himself in South Africa.  Here, he would come face to face with racism and discrimination.  It was at this time that Gandhi's life reached a turning point -- where he would begin to question the world around him and challenge injustice.
Gilda Radner

Gilda Radner was best known for her quirky characters on NBC’s Saturday Night Live.  Her unique blend of extremely physical comedy mixed with her goofy, lovable characters helped to make SNL one of the most popular shows of the late 1970’s.  Some notable characters included Roseanne Roseannadanna; Baba Wawa, a caricature of journalist Barbara Walters; and Emily Litella.  Before her success in television, Radner was featured on the National Lampoon Radio Hour with other SNL cast members Chevy Chase, John Belushi, and Bill Murray.  After leaving Saturday Night Live, Radner moved to Broadway, releasing the film Gilda Live! in 1981.  Soon afterward, she would marry comedian Gene Wilder in 1984.  In the late 1980’s Radner was diagnosed with ovarian cancer, which she battled until succumbing to the disease in 1989.  After her death, Wilder was tireless in his effort to promote cancer awareness and established the Gilda Radner Ovarian Cancer Detection Center at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.


Glimpse of History (World War I)

A GLIMPSE OF HISTORY


As dawn broke over the horizon of the 20th century, fierce winds of international turmoil overshadowed the worldwide skies, bringing a storm of political, social, and economic upheaval.  Early in the 20th century, the various European powers had formed into two rival groups: the Triple Entente and the Triple Alliance.  The policies of these groups began to clash in many parts of the world, leading to a conflict the likes of which the world had never seen.
Global Time



How many things can you see around you right now that can tell you the time? Now how many of them are showing the correct time?  Until 1883 there was no such thing as the “correct” time.  Even people who had watches set the time according to local consensus.  In 1883 the United States Congress created standardized time that was really “train” time.  If you were standing next to a telegraph operator who could talk “instantaneously” to other parts of the country, you could get the standardized time the train was scheduled to arrive.  Global time began in Paris in the year 1912.  At the International Conference on Time, the French opposed the creation of global time until it was agreed that Greenwich, England would be the zero meridian of the global day, but the first pip would occur in France.  The idea was slow to spread until the first experience of a global “now” happened at midnight on April 14th, 1912.  In an instant, telegraphs flashed the distress signal of the Titanic around the world.

Great Lakes Shipping



The busy shipping routes on the Great Lakes, running from Chicago and Detroit out into the St. Lawrence River, helped to make all the cities of central Canada and the Midwest what they are today.  Don’t let the word "lake" fool you, though.  Shipping in the Great Lakes, or the Inland Seas as many captains call them, has always been a hazardous proposition.  Storms, extreme temperatures and floating logs from timber ships made all the Great Lakes hazardous.  Lake Superior’s additional hazards of frigid winter waters and a craggy shoreline created a deadly area near White Fish Point called the Shipwreck Coast.  Even modern ships thought to be immune to maritime accidents have been lost there.  The famous crash of the Edmond Fitzgerald, a 730-foot jewel of the Great Lakes, went down with all hands on board on November 10, 1975.
Guitar Pickups



While mesmerized by the music of Eric Clapton or B.B. King, have you ever wondered how their electric guitars work?  Common sense tells you that the steel strings are generating the sound, but strings can’t be electrified directly.  If you look at the body of the instrument you won’t find a microphone or speaker amplifying the sound right off the instrument like a microphone in front of a classical guitar player. So how is the sound picked up?  Through magnets!   Most electric guitars use magnetic pickups to transform the mechanical oscillations of the strings into voltage oscillations that can be transmitted through a wire.  It may seem like a crazy idea, but it is possible because of basic physics.  Any time a magnet passes back and forth or around a wire, the magnetic field will be shifted and that fluctuation induces voltage in a wire. It's the same principle that makes electric motors possible.  In an electric guitar the steel string swings back and forth over the magnetic pick-up and the oscillations in the magnetic field mirror the oscillation of the strings above.
Harper Lee



Born April 28, 1926 in Monroeville, Alabama, Nelle Harper Lee is the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of To Kill a Mockingbird.  Although she studied at Huntingdon College, the University of Alabama, and Oxford University, Lee never completed enough requirements to receive a degree before moving to New York in 1950.  In November of 1956, Lee had located an agent and began work on what would soon become a staple of American literature.  Although 'To Kill a Mockingbird' was an overwhelming success, remaining a bestseller for decades, Lee was mysteriously quiet over the years.  Much speculation has been offered on the subject of the role of childhood friend Truman Capote in writing the novel.  Some have suggested that he wrote the entire book himself, while others believe he co-wrote it, or had no role in the writing of it at all.
Harry Houdini



Harry Houdini is known as one of the greatest magicians of all time.  Born Ehrich Weisz in Budapest, Hungary on March 24, 1874, Houdini was one of five children.  At the age of four, Houdini moved to Appleton, Wisconsin.  By the age of 12, Houdini had run away to join various circuses and sideshows as a trapeze artist.  A year later, Houdini joined his family in New York City and worked as a vaudeville entertainer without much success.  It wasn't until the early 1900’s that Houdini began to make a name for himself, not as a trapeze artist or a vaudeville performer, but as an escape artist.  He could free himself from a variety of locked objects and shackles, and he often performed such feats while locked in coffins, prison cells, strait jackets, and more.
History of the Calendar


The oldest calendar that resembles the one we use today is one used by ancient Egyptians.  Prior to 4000 B.C., the Egyptians used a calendar that included 12 months that each had 30 days in it.  Around 4000, however, they added an extra five days that became a festival of sorts.  These days were added to bring the calendar into closer alignment with the earth’s rotations around the sun.  However, the Egyptians did not use a leap year system; they allowed the extra one-fourth of a day at the end of each year to accumulate, and eventually this led to their calendar being out of sync with the changing seasons.  Eventually, the calendar was changed over time to be based on a 19-year cycle that would help equalize the calendar. It wasn’t until the reign of Julius Caesar, however, that the leap year was added to the calendar.
Homesteaders


Drawn by the lure of land and a new horizon, the homesteaders of the 1880’s came from every walk of life.  The people fleeing the failed gold fields of California and the crowded immigrant tenements of the east coast were a mixed lot.  Young and old, black and white, they came on a gamble.  Just getting to their destination was a gamble.  The trails to the homestead lands were well marked with the fresh graves of children and adults who would never reach their new homes.  Holding the land for the required five years was the biggest risk of all. Most of the homesteaders wouldn’t survive the first winter.  Mother nature set a steep learning curve, even for those who knew what they were doing.

Hoover Dam



How do you tame the wildest river in the American West? You corral together the resources of the entire federal government, invent the equipment, then make sure your name is Franklin Delano Roosevelt.  When completed, the statistics on Hoover Dam are mind boggling: 18 million pounds of steel holding back 50 trillion pounds of water, a thousand miles of pipe, 94 deaths, and all constructed in just 46 months.  A lesser known statistic is that it took 28 years of planning to make the project possible.  The immensity of the Rio-Colorado River meant that water distribution rights had to be negotiated with multiple states, Indian nations, and Mexico.  It took 15 years to select a location and three more to complete the water distribution negotiations.  Then it was off to Congress for a six-year delay to get the funding approved.
Hoover Dam #2



You are standing over 500 feet below the Hoover Dam. What you are looking at is the Nevada Wing of the power plant, which is over 650 feet long. These eight huge generators are responsible for harnessing much of the power that the Hoover Dam produces every day. An enormous maintenance staff services these generators continually. Each morning they make the same journey we did, down the elevator and through the 250-foot tunnel carved through the rock.

Horror Fiction


Although horror fiction came into true popularity in the 1960s, the genre has been around for centuries. One of the earliest known examples of horror fiction comes in the ancient story collection known as “Arabian Nights” or “1,001 Nights.” A story that’s title roughly translates to “Ali and the Haunted House in Baghdad” is considered one of the first haunted house stories known to literature. The haunted house theme would become an extremely popular genre in the 19th century, with notable authors such as Edgar Allen Poe, Charles Dickens, and Henry James all tackling the subject. In recent years, some of the most popular genres of horror fiction include stories involving vampires, zombies, and werewolves.

Howard Cosell

Howard Cosell is one of the most famous names in sports broadcasting. Cosell is not only one of the most popular and well-loved announcers in sports history, but he also revolutionized the field. Before Cosell came on the scene, sports casting consisted mostly of color commentary and play-by play analysis. Cosell brought a more intellectual approach to sports, and this style became the norm over the decades he was broadcasting. From boxing to the Olympics to Monday Night Football, Cosell always knew where the action was, and his distinct voice and delivery will be remembered forever.


Hybrid Cars



Hybrid cars are growing in popularity for a number of reasons. Hybrids run on gasoline, which can be bought at any gas station, but a hybrid car’s conventional engine recharges a battery while running. This battery powers an electric motor that provides some or all of the power when the vehicle is idling or lightly accelerating. The gas engine and the electric motor can work together when the car needs to accelerate rapidly.  As a consequence, the battery never has to be plugged in.  Compared to electric vehicles, which were expensive to make, took too long to recharge, and had limited range, hybrid cars are becoming much more prevalent.
Internet Freedom



While the western world can debate the rights of government versus the rights of the individual, the people in many emerging nations today have no traditions or laws about individual privacy and expression to protect them.  Faced with the temptation of affordable technologies that can easily monitor all forms of electronic communication, how many of these nations' governments will resist?  What would you be willing to risk if the government could observe and punish every idea you communicate?  Tonight on Technology and Humanity, we look at China.  The government speaks of free markets and a desire to serve the people, but they have designed their entire communications infrastructure to be as efficient as possible at monitoring their every communication. Can democracy ever emerge without the basic freedom of ideas and assembly? What is the responsibility of western companies entering this market and how will they survive within it?

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Faced with the temptation of affordable technologies that can easily monitor all forms of electronic communication, how many governments will resist?  What would you be willing to risk if the government could observe and punish every idea you communicate? In this segment of Technology and Humanity, we look at China.  The government speaks of free markets and a desire to serve the people, but they have designed their entire communications infrastructure to be as efficient as possible at monitoring their every communication. Can democracy ever emerge without the basic freedom of ideas and assembly? What is the responsibility of western companies entering this market and how will they survive within it?
Irish Heritage Exhibition


Welcome to the Stone Age Exhibit of the Irish Heritage Museum.  We begin our audio tour standing on the farmlands of ancient Ireland.  Sometime around 4,000 B.C., a technological revolution had taken place with the arrival of Neolithic farming practices and stone tools. We’re not sure if these techniques were developed by native peoples or introduced to them by new arrivals to the island, but the change in everyday life was profound.  Ireland’s primeval forests were cut down to create farmland, and organized communities grew up in their place. This freed the people of Ireland to engage in activities beyond survival and work. 




Their first communal building would be dedicated to the unknown and the afterlife.  Stone tombs, known as court tombs for their semicircular courtyard entrances, began to appear between the years 4,000 and 3,500 BC.  Perhaps because of heliocentric or sun worship tendencies, the doors to the court tombs always faced the rising sun in the east.
J.K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling is one of the most well-loved writers of this century thanks to her immensely popular Harry Potter series. Writing has always been a passion for Rowling, but it took her years to make a living at it.  Rowling went to Exeter University, worked as a secretary and as a teacher, but then fell on hard times.  She and her husband divorced shortly after the birth of their daughter and Rowling ended up unemployed and living in a tiny flat in Edinburgh with her only child.  However, it was during this time and through this adversity that she wrote the first Harry Potter book.  The idea for the story came to her while riding on a public transit train.  She said that she really liked the idea of creating a place where children could have power, like Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Japanese Tea Ceremony



Every weekend, Japanese people from all walks of life come together to study the social ritual of the Tea Ceremony.  Teachers of the ceremony warn students against learning the ritual by rote.  Instead they encourage their student to cultivate a fluid and ever-changing state of reverence during the act of making, offering and accepting tea.  Early in Japan's history the tea ceremony was at the heart of luxurious parties.  Fine foods and fancy utensils were used to blatantly demonstrate the wealth of the host, not unlike the opulent dinner parties given by New York City’s upper class at the turn of the century.  Eventually, a revered tea master stripped all the ornamentation from the ceremony and reshaped it into the embodiment of Zen philosophy, which emphasizes finding the sacred in the everyday.  Today, this form of the tea ceremony is called Wabi-cha.  According to Zen philosophy, Wabi, which means desolation, helps the user find spiritual wealth by detaching from material things. 

Jerry Rice


Jerry Rice is the number one wide receiver in football history.  He holds more records than any other wide receiver, and is one of the most popular players ever.  He played for the San Francisco 49ers for over 15 years, and along with Joe Montana, won four Super Bowls.  Even after he left the 49ers organization, he continued to be an active athlete with the Oakland Raiders and the Seattle Seahawks, making several playoff appearances, and even another Super Bowl appearance.  There will never be another football player like good old number 80.
John Smeaton



Most men proudly define themselves by what they do.  John Smeaton made his name and a whole new profession at the same time.  Since Roman times, military engineers had overseen the design and construction of aqueducts, roads and other infrastructures deemed critical to the state.  John Smeaton declared himself a civil engineer in 1768.  Smeaton’s career boasted many accomplishments, including the development of the overshot waterwheel, his research into power generation from circular motion, and his work on the Dutch canal system.  But his most enduring accomplishment was the Eddystone Lighthouse.  Built on the treacherous Plymouth coast where two previous lighthouses had already failed, it was critical to ship captains. Smeaton’s response to this challenge was an innovative new method of interlocking stone construction and new waterproof mortar formulas.
Johnny Depp



Academy Award-nominated actor Johnny Depp was born June 9, 1963 in Owensboro, Kentucky.  Best known for his quirky roles and working with director Tim Burton, his first role was in the horror film, “A Nightmare on Elm Street.”  In 1987, Depp starred on the hit Fox TV show “21 Jump Street.”  The show instantly turned him into a teen idol, a role he despised.  1990 saw the release of “Edward Scissorhands,” the first film in a long line of collaborations with Tim Burton.  From this point forward, Depp would focus on roles that he felt were more interesting, and in 2003 enjoyed much success as Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's “Pirates of the Caribbean.”
Kanye West


Platinum hits, controversy, fashion, and films; Kanye West does it all. First breaking into international superstardom in 2004 with his debut album The College Dropout, Kanye West walked a long road to make it big in the hip hop game. Kanye's first big break came in 1996 when he produced Grav's album Down To Earth. Two years later, Kanye's career started to heat up, as he produced tracks for Jermaine Dupri and Foxy Brown. The calls kept coming, and Kanye found himself working with artists like Nas, Beanie Sigel, Dead Prez, and Lil' Kim. In 2001, Kanye struck gold, working with Jay-Z on his classic album The Blueprint. Kanye finally got his chance to get on the mic, and in 2004 The College Dropout was released on Roc-A-Fella Records.
King Arthur



There are many different versions of the legend of King Arthur.  But in fact, it is unclear as to whether or not King Arthur actually existed.  Most historians agree that there was a British King who defeated the Saxon invaders in the early part of the Middle Ages, but whether or not he was the real King Arthur is unknown.  There are parts of the King Arthur legend that are consistent throughout the hundreds of different versions of his story.  Most all of the tales of his rise and fall include the legend of Camelot, the knights of the round table, the sword Excalibur, the Lady of the Lake, and the wizard Merlin.

Lawson's Brewery & Pub

LAWSON'S BREWERY & PUB


Lawson’s Brewery & Pub has enjoyed a rich history that dates clear back to the 1920’s. Originally a speakeasy during prohibition, it gained its first bit of notoriety early on thanks to the involvement of the local police force.  Located just two blocks from the 33rd precinct, it was often frequented by the same police officers that should have been shutting it down.  Matthew Lawson, the owner of the pub, would give the officers a special price on alcohol, and they would agree to leave the pub off the raiding list. After prohibition ended, Lawson’s went legitimate and many of the same police officers continued their patronage.  The next piece of the pub history began with its sale in 1942 to a man named Jim McReedy.  McReedy, a publishing magnate, was accused of having mob ties.

Legend of Poestenkill Falls


It was around the mid-1600s, according to legend.  The local Indian village of Penpotawotnot had been absorbed by the newcomers and would be renamed Beverwick, which itself would soon become Albany.  It was not uncommon to see Dutch and Indian residents co-mingling, and it was during this time that a young Indian man fell for a local Dutch girl.  When he learned that she was about to marry another man, he kidnapped her.  While this is a legend common in any place where Indians and Europeans interacted, few of these legends are backed up with skeletal remains.  In the 1950s, two skeletons were found in a cave under the Poestenkill Falls, one Native American male, one European female.  Could these be the proof of a 400-year-old crime?

Leonardo Da Vinci



Browse through the notebooks and sketches of the famous Italian artist Leonardo Da Vinci and you will find a collection of thoughts and philosophies on art, science, and music. Da Vinci’s scientific approach to music led him to passionate studies of the concepts of musical time, vibration, and acoustics. In addition to the creation of original musical instruments, Da Vinci’s acoustic experiments also led to significant improvements in the tonal quality of existing instruments. Da Vinci was an extraordinary lira performer, music teacher, and public speaker. This provided ample opportunities to share his ideas.
Libretto


If you’ve been invited to the opera, but you’re worried you won’t be able to understand the story, let me ease your mind.  A lot of people don’t know that it’s traditional to know the story of an opera before you see it.  In fact, it was the composers themselves who first started the tradition of giving the audience a libretto at each performance. Libretto is Italian for “little book” and it's a lot like the digital booklet one receives today when downloading new music.  Have you ever gotten into an argument with a family member or friend about the words in a favorite song? You’ve heard it a million times on the radio but sometimes the words are too fast or the music drowns them out.  Well the same thing can happen during an opera, so composers began to write librettos.
Louise Bennett



Although she has lived in Toronto, Canada for the last decade, Louise Bennett, Jamaican poet and activist, is still praised as one of the iconic artists of Jamaica. Praised for her poems, she raised the dialect of the Jamaican people to a level that captured the attention of a wider world and gave them insight into the spirit of her country.  She spoke of a Jamaica that only the native born could experience.   Born on the island on September 7th, 1919, Louise Bennett’s childhood was nothing out of the ordinary for a normal island girl in a poor island paradise. Her youth was dominated by days spent in play and at the beach.
Lucille Mulhall



Many wild west television fans fell in love with Annie Oakley and May Lillie, but true rodeo cowboys fell off their horses trying to defeat the first real American cowgirl, Lucille Mulhall. Born in the Oklahoma Territory on October 21st, 1885, Lucille’s childhood years were spent attending to the needs of her father’s 160-acre cattle ranch. Why, even before she reached her teens she was riding horses and roping cattle. Come round-up time, area cowhands and ranchers would participate in friendly cattle branding competitions, and Lucille would be digging her heels in with the rest of the boys. At age 13, she was the first cowgirl to ever compete in a rodeo competition for steer roping and for relay horse races.
Making Fire



To a colonist or pioneer, fire meant survival. Carrying some sort of a fire starter or knowing how to improvise one was critical. Typical fire starters that an early American might have carried could include a flint with a steel striker to create a spark or a burning lens to focus the sun.  People also traveled with different kinds of tinder to take the spark and start a fire quickly. Some tinder was prepared in advance, like charred cloth or dried fungus. Other types of tinder were ready-made by nature such as sap-rich fatwood from the heart of pine trees or tow.  Tow, the name for unspun hunks of flax fiber, would also do a fine job of cleaning a pioneer's musket.
Man On The Moon

July 20, 1969. It was a date with destiny. When Neal Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he represented the ultimate pinnacle of man’s achievement. His immortal words, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” will forever be remembered as history in the making. For many people, the Apollo 11 mission represents not just the first moon landing, but a time when the future seemed wide open, as if anything were possible.


Margaret Mead



One of America's best known scholars was anthropologist Margaret Mead.  Her fame from the 1930s to the 1970s was due to the popularity of her books, which accomplished the rare feat of appealing to both the American public and her academic colleagues.  Following the publication of her first book, "Coming of Age In Samoa," Mead could have chosen to abandon field work and live comfortably as a professor, but she had bigger plans.  Mead instead decided to travel the world and create a body of work that would reshape the theories and methodologies of anthropology up to this day. In her later years she summed up her life and her work saying,” I have spent most of my life studying the lives of other people, faraway peoples, so that Americans might better understand themselves.”
Mark Twain



What did Mark Twain, one of America’s greatest writers, do in his spare time?  He wrote, of course!  Even when Twain was reading a book he couldn’t stop himself from writing down his reactions right on the page.  This type of notation is called marginalia, and historians and biographers love it.  Marginalia gives the historical scholar something rare, a written record of a conversation where both parties can say exactly what they mean. While reading Browning, Twain wrote, “One’s glimpses and confusions as one reads Browning remind me of looking through a telescope. You toil across dark spaces which are (to your lens) empty; but every now and then a splendor of stars and suns burst upon you and fill the whole field with flame.”  Twain also wrote long bits of marginalia in his own novels and essays.  Jotted down long after publishing was complete, many of these notes are Twain’s own commentary on the improvements he could have made to his own writing.

Marlo Thomas



Many famous actresses attempting to make the switch from TV sitcom stardom to mature dramatic roles find themselves rebuffed by their fans, but not Marlo Thomas.  She made that difficult transition with ease. Cute and adorable to a fault, Thomas seemed like another lightweight with nowhere to go after her hit show, "That Girl," ended. But Thomas persevered, showing versatility on the stage and on television in a series of stand out performances. In 1977, she starred in the ABC holiday special, " It happened One Christmas."  The TV dramas, "The Lost Honor Of Kathryn Beck" and "Consenting Adult," both earned praise from critics. During this transition, Thomas's personal life also flourished with her marriage to talk show host Phil Donahue in 1980.
Martin Luther King, Jr.



In 1957, Martin Luther King, Jr. was elected the president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference.  While it took a while for the young, charismatic leader to find his footing, he soon had the conference organized around the principles he valued in Christianity and the non-violent protest tactics of Gandhi. These techniques held all the way through the peaceful civil rights march in Washington D.C., where he delivered the famous “I have a dream” speech to over 250,000 people.  For this and many other reasons, Martin Luther King, Jr. was the youngest man ever to receive the Nobel Peace Prize at age 35. In typical King fashion, he donated the entire monetary prize of over $50,000 to the advancement of the civil rights movement.

Maya



The Mayan ruins in Mexico reflect what was once a prosperous civilization. While Europe was falling into the dark ages, the Maya were flourishing.  The Mayan civilization excelled in the study of mathematics and astronomy, developed monumental architecture and complex social structures, and dominated warfare and trade in their region.  Using all they learned, the Maya created a sophisticated set of religious beliefs and practices.  For example, they developed highly accurate calendars to track the birth, death and re-birth of their gods. Some of these gods took animal form, while others were human.  A few were a combination of them both.
Mechanics of the Fountain Pen



“Why won’t this stupid thing write?”  Why do we prefer cheap disposable pens to fountain pens that can last a lifetime?  Maybe it's because we’ve been sold on the idea that fountain pens are the same as writing with a quill and ink and that they’ll be messy or hard to use.  In fact, the opposite is true.  Modern fountain pens are actually small marvels of engineering.  Ink reservoirs that can be filled with cartridges or piston converters make refilling simple and allow the user a wide choice of ink colors.  The ink in a modern fountain pen is held until ready by a complex series of canals and grooves called a feed system.  Cast in high quality ebonite resins, the feed system counteracts the force of gravity and changes in air pressure or temperature, so the ink flow remains constant as you write.  Fountain pens return an immediate feel to the act of writing.  The writer can feel the drag of the nib across the paper, and the line left behind is variable and sensual; more like calligraphy than the constant line of a stick pen.
Medical Museum



You think dentistry today is unpleasant?  Imagine your dentist looming over you with a 10-inch set of pliers.  How about if he came walking into the operating room with a saw in his hand?  Today, when we are blasé about laser eye surgery, it's hard to imagine a doctor working with tools that were clumsier than what we’d buy today at a hardware store.  Come see how the miracle of modern medicine was created, one instrument at a time, at the Medical History Museum of Silver Spring.  Opened in the spring of 1935, the foundation of this unusual collection was a teaching display used by instructors at a prestigious local school.
Medieval Archery



Romantic visions of Robin Hood and Maid Marion aside, we still think of the archer as a simple warrior carrying the simplest of weapons.  But common soldiers on the medieval battlefields of France would have given you a very different assessment.  In the 1415 battle of Agincourt, King Henry V devastated the French with the introduction of a deadly new longbow.  Knights were terrifying to the common soldier and their sharp swords were a familiar form of death.  The soldier knew his last moments were upon him when he heard the pounding of hooves at his back and he could smell the stink of the knight’s warhorse.  In contrast, the deadly longbow men could send a swift, inescapable rain of whistling death down upon men that they could barely even see.  King Henry’s archers would gather by the thousands, loosing their arrows as fast as possible, creating the medieval equivalent of a machine gun.

Meditation
 

Meditation

Through the spiritual practice of meditation, the practitioner can begin to explore the true essence of what we are. It is a process where one totally surrenders to the natural tidal pulls of the soul, releasing all desires created within one’s ego along with the fears of the unknown. Find yourself gently carried away and taken on a journey of discovery. It's an opening and embracing of the mirrored expressions of who we are in the relative universe. 

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To begin your meditation, find a comfortable position and gently close your eyes. Take a deep breath in, feeling your chest expand, and exhale slowly, letting go of any tension. Imagine a warm, golden light surrounding you, filling you with energy and joy. Picture yourself in a beautiful place—one you remember fondly, or perhaps a sunlit meadow or a serene beach.With each breath, invite positivity and creativity into your heart center.
Merle Travis



Although an esteemed songwriter, Merle Travis is best known for his distinctive style of guitar playing, known as "Travis Picking." Raised in the coal mining country of Muhlenberg County, Travis was drawn to the guitar at an early age. By the time he was 19, he had become a much sought after session player for live shows on WLW radio in Cincinnati. However, the station forbid their musicians from recording, and in 1944, Travis moved to Hollywood. He would soon find himself in even higher demand and was signed to Capitol Records in 1946. His best-known song, "Sixteen Tons," would later be a major hit for friend Tennessee Ernie Ford in 1955.
Model Railroading


Model railroading has its origins in the 1840s, but it didn't become the hobby it is today until the turn of the century, when electric-powered trains became popular. Today, model trains are a huge business, and the model railroading world is a complicated one. There are numerous scales, or sizes, of trains. There are pros and cons of each scale, mostly space requirements and level of detail. Model railroading enthusiasts therefore have to be very knowledgeable in the hobby, and many of them work hard to create fully-realized miniature environments for their train sets. There are even model railroad competitions governed by the NMRA, or National Model Railroad Association.
Monetary Security



Magnetic strips, special inks, micro-printing... protecting the integrity of the money supply by using tamper-proof and forgery-resistant designs isn’t a new idea. The Spanish began to add them to their coins in the 1600’s. At the time, the silver Spanish dollar was the preferred coin of trade in all the lands of the west, because of the consistent weight and purity of the silver Spain used when minting them. This consistency was critical because coins in the 1600’s had no stable face value the way we think of it today. When unscrupulous traders began to shave bits of silver off the edges of the coins and still pass them off as full weight, Spain had to respond.  Their response was the milled dollar.  The combination of face patterns and milled edges made the Spanish dollar impossible to shave, even when it was divided into pieces of eight for smaller transactions.
Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart showed musical gifts at a very early age, composing when he was five, and at six playing before the Bavarian elector and the Austrian empress.  There has probably never been a child born into this world with as much musical genius as Mozart. Acclaimed as a composer of symphonies and operas, he is remembered as a man of unparalleled talent.  But did you know that in his 35 short years Mozart composed 50 symphonies, the first one at age 10?  He was knighted by the Pope and performed for the King and Queen of England.  Even though Mozart was famous in all of Europe, he was buried in a pauper's grave.  To this day, the cause of this great Maestro's death is debated by music scholars all over the world.
Nanotechnology


What could you construct if you could build things one atom at a time? The answer is… anything! Today, we use a process that nanotechnology theorists would call “bulk processing.”  We start with large clumps of molecules, like grains of sand or chunks of ore, that contain the materials we need and try to separate out those substances. But this method is crude, like picking up grains of rice with a bulldozer, and so nothing is ever truly refined to purity. But what if we could build a miniscule 10 nanometer machine to do processing for us?  "Nano" is the technical prefix for one-billionth, so our machine would be just 10 billionths of a meter across and the perfect size for selecting just the atoms we wanted out of each molecule. You could strip only the carbon atoms out of coal or ash and build flawless diamonds. You could harvest oxygen molecules from the regolith of Mars.

NASA Space Station



In the beginning, space was a complete mystery to us. Now, after nearly 60 years of space exploration, NASA is making use of their permanent venue in space to answer questions we have here on Earth. The NASA Research Space Station allows scientists to experiment under conditions such as weightlessness and extreme temperatures that cannot be replicated on Earth.  In these conditions, researchers have been able to produce stronger metals and plastics, mix complex compounds, grow crystals and culture medicines that are impossible to create here on Earth. As technology continues to improve the living and working conditions of the research station, scientists have begun to undertake longer-term studies.

Nathan Hale


A young man who died a dishonorable death at the end of a rope gave one of the most famous quotes of the Revolutionary War: “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” Captain Nathan Hale spoke those words just before being hung on the British gallows for spying. Until that moment, Hale’s service had been adequate but undistinguished.  As a gentleman, Captain Hale had drawn supplies, kept records and performed guard duty but he hadn’t seen a single battle during his first commission in the Revolutionary Army. Then Hale was asked to act as a spy against the British.  This was very controversial because in the honor-conscious society of the 18th century, spying was considered demeaning and unworthy of those of a higher class. What motivated him to accept? The common good, dreams of glory and adventure, or perhaps a simple call to duty; we’ll never know.
Nazca Lines

 Nazca Lines

The famous Nazca lines of Peru stretch out across the Nazca plains like giant arms opening up towards the sky. To this day, there is still no concrete evidence as to why they were initially created and who or what actually built them. There have been many interesting theories, however. Stories of ancient gods, rituals inspired by astronomic events, and landing strips for celestial beings are just a few.  Though these ideas are fascinating and entertaining,  will we ever know their true origins? 


New Victoria Etiquette


Welcome to the New Victoria Guide to Etiquette: Volume Two.  In this part of the instructional series, we will focus on etiquette while dining. Let's assume you’ve already welcomed your guests, charmed them, and made them comfortable at your table.  Now you can concentrate on maintaining your fine behavior throughout the meal. Before we discuss seating arrangements, eating etiquette, conversational techniques or the proper way to drink and discuss wine, we need to address the matter of silverware. It’s important to remember that every eating utensil has a particular use. Since many specialized utensils are rarely used in casual dining environments you’ll want to make a special effort to memorize the purpose of each utensil.

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Welcome to the New Victoria Guide to Etiquette: Volume Two. Before we discuss seating arrangements, eating etiquette, conversational techniques or the proper way to drink and discuss wine, we need to address the matter of silverware. It’s important to remember that every eating utensil has a particular use. Since many specialized utensils are rarely used in casual dining environments you’ll want to make a special effort to memorize the purpose of each utensil.

NTIS


The National Technical Information Service is a little-known department of the United States government. As part of the U.S. Department of Commerce's Technology Administration, the supports the nation's economic growth by providing access to information that stimulates innovation and discovery. The has two primary missions to accomplish: information collection and dissemination to the public and production and other services for federal agencies. While not a high-profile agency, the provides valuable economic information to the nation.
Olympics


Jamaica first participated in the Olympic Games in 1948. Since then, Jamaica has sent athletes to compete in every Summer Olympic Games, and has met with great success. Jamaica has also participated in every Winter Olympic Games since 1988, most notably with the participation of the Jamaica national bobsled team. The bobsled team achieved even greater fame when it was the subject of a movie, 1993’s comedy Cool Runnings starring John Candy.  Jamaican athletes have won a total of 53 medals, with 52 of those medals coming from athletics, which consists of track events, field events, combined events, and road events. At the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Jamaica achieved global recognition in athletics by winning six gold medals, three of them by instant superstar Usain Bolt.


Origins of Chess



The earliest link we have to the modern game we call Chess is a 1400-year-old game from India called Chaturanga. Buddhist monks soon spread the game into the eastern kingdoms of Korea, Japan and China, and the Persians would carry it west again until it reached Italy and Spain in the eighth and ninth centuries. A long period of dormancy would follow until the explosive modernization of the game began in the late 15th century.  Additional pieces and rules that heightened the excitement of match play were added and in less than 200 years the revised game would become a phenomenal success. The best players soon enjoyed royal patronage.  By the 18th century the game had become so popular that both Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson would write books about it.

Pace Of Humanity


How can we appreciate a life we have no time to enjoy?  It's a question that humanity is asking itself more and more these days.  With the effects of quantum computers, same-day delivery, and endless news cycles shaping every culture on earth, are we in danger of losing something vital: the time to experience the life we are living?  In "The Pace of Humanity," author and Nobel Laureate Philip Hamilton devotes an entire book to the subject.  

Version 2


We all hear the benefits of speed praised every day.  Even our language is speeding up in the abbreviated lingo of e-mails and text messaging.  But what are the consequences of all this speed? Is the rush even necessary, or have we created a self-sustaining whirlwind of expectations, that will keep us all chasing the hands of the clock around in circles?  In "The Pace of Humanity," author and Nobel Laureate Philip Hamilton devotes an entire book to the subject.  


Pearl Harbor



Towering columns of smoke and the sound of falling bombs still remain vivid in the memories of those brave sailors who survived the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941. Why were we, the United States of America, unprepared for such an attack?  What were the underlying circumstances that led the Japanese military to target one of our most beautiful islands? Part of the answer was discovered during an investigation in Honolulu in 1961, and involved the spy activities of a naval intelligence officer from Tokyo. The information and resources he provided to the Japanese military greatly influenced their target location.
Performing Arts



As I’m preparing for tonight’s performance, my parents’ heartfelt words of encouragement run through my mind. You know, I’m not really sure where I’d be today if I hadn’t had their endless support when I was a young. Years of vocal and instrumental lessons, rehearsals and concerts... they were there for all of them. Now, my son has shown an interest in the performing arts and I’ll be there to support him every step of the way.  A career in the performing arts can be exciting and rewarding. Support your child if they have an interest in the arts.
Pickles


If you’re an American and you hear the word "pickle" your mind probably flashes to thoughts of pickled cucumbers, but lots of different foods can be pickled.  Today, on our virtual visit to the Pickle Factory, we’re going to show you how we pickle specialty foods for gourmets all over the world.  Kitchen number one on the tour is the acid-pickling kitchen.  Pickled onions and eggs bound for England, along with pink pickled ginger and pigs' feet are all acid-based pickles.  These foods will be sealed into an airtight solution of a diluted acid, like vinegar, along with aromatic spices.  Dry-salted pickles are prepared in our second kitchen.  Sauerkraut and Moroccan pickled lemons and Japanese pickled plums are prepared here.  When they are dry-salted the water is drawn out by the process of osmosis and then a slow fermentation process, caused by the food's own lactic bacteria, builds up a complex flavor.  Inside kitchen number three we make brine-based pickles, like the American pickled cucumber.  Brine-based pickling is chemically the same as the dry-salt method until acid is added to increase the intensity and complexity of the flavors.

Pine Creek Gorge



When you sit down and take in the idyllic scene that is Pine Creek Gorge -- the sunlight and bird song, the swaying branches and the churning sound of the falls -- it's hard to imagine anyone wanting to disturb this special place.  But just a year ago, Pine Creek Gorge was nearly lost to create a hydroelectric dam. The epic battle between Pine Creek residents, state lawmakers, and corporate interests began more than eight years ago and would capture the attention of our entire nation.  Tonight, we'll explore the tale of one community's struggle to preserve the land they love and meet the needs of urban growth.
Political System



There are two main parties in the American political system, the Democratic Party and the Republican Party. While both political parties want what’s best for the public at large, their fundamental philosophy about how to choose the methods that will create a stronger nation can be polar opposites. In recent years, the degree of partisan hostility between the two parties has been pronounced.  This hostility has been present long enough that even the language used to frame debate has been shifted.  In many political discussions the speaker or location is identified as red or blue, Republican or Democrat, before any discussion about the merits of a policy.  This is not the first time in our history the parties have been so hostile, though.
Pope John XXIII


Rulers with short reigns are often ignored by history, but even a brief reign can dramatically change the course of a nation or institution if the conditions are right.  A little known Italian-born Pope, Pope John the 23rd, was one of those rulers.  Narrowly elected by the College of Cardinals on the twelfth ballot on October 28th, 1958, the 77-year-old pope was expected to hold the office briefly due to his advanced age, making way for another pope the college would choose by consensus over the course of a few years. Pope John the 23rd's papacy was indeed short as planned, but during his five-year pontificate, he also reenergized the community of Catholics and laid the groundwork that would bring the papacy and the Catholic Church back onto the world stage. He came to the people humble and approachable, breaking with the traditional role of pope as a distant spiritual leader.
Postmodern Literature



One of the greatest postmodern literary figures was William Faulkner. His work, “As I Lay Dying,” is considered one of the greatest, most influential and innovative novels of the 20th century. Interestingly enough, Jean Toomer’s “Cane,” which preceded Faulkner’s book by over a decade, is largely ignored in comparison. Such an oversight might be more understandable if Toomer’s book had not had such a clear and profound influence on Faulkner’s narrative. The use of the fractured point of view, multiple narrators, and disjointed storytelling that made Faulkner’s novel so refreshing can all be found to great extent in Toomer’s unusual tome.
Private Space Race

The $10 million X PRIZE was established to do one thing: encourage the development of a private space vehicle industry in the United States. With NASA perceived as having become too cautious and bound by red tape, it was thought that if the innovation needed to launch a new era of space travel was going to happen, it would come from private industry. The rules of the competition are deceptively simple compared to the reality of it. The vehicle has to carry a human safely into space, return to earth and make a second flight within two weeks.  The competition sparked the creation of many innovative vehicles, but the winner in the end was established aeronautical maverick and entrepreneur, Burt Rutan. Rutan had established an unrivaled reputation back in the 1970’s with his Rutan model 61 Long-EZ rear propeller planes.  His next triumph was the round-the-world flight of his Voyager aircraft on a single load of fuel.  Since Rutan had conquered the airspace of Earth, it was only natural that his next goal would be space.
Propaganda


Propaganda.  Once referring only to “information to be disseminated in favor of a cause,” now the word itself has been propagandized.  Say the word "propaganda" and your opponent must stop and prove the truth of their words.  To avoid this kind of shouting match, people in public life often use the less charged word, “Spin,” which means exactly the same thing.  It's a statement that sounds reasonable and may even have a kernel of truth to it, but is designed to appeal powerfully to your emotions.  In sophisticated news broadcasts, a debate that seems fair-minded and intellectual is the preferred way to drive a message.  The deceptive, manipulative or distracting information can be implied by mildly saying something like, “It would be beneath me to ever imply that an opponent would lie while on camera,” thereby implying that the other would lie off camera.  Pundits and spokespeople frequently lead a discussion off topic by twisting every response into a tangential issue.  A tactic that goes in and out of fashion in the political world is to make an outrageous, headline-grabbing false statement such as, “How long have you been stealing from your campaign funds?” and forcing your opponent to waste days responding.
Reggae Music


Reggae is a style of music that originated in Jamaica in the late 1960s. The first credited Reggae song was “Do the Reggae” by The Maytals. Early reggae music drew its influences from a number of sources: traditional African and Caribbean music, American rhythm and blues, and ska and rocksteady in Jamaican music in the early 1960s. One of the most influential reggae bands was The Wailers, formed in 1963 by Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, and Bunny Wailer. In fact, it was one of Bob Marley’s solo hits, “I Shot The Sheriff” that was covered by Eric Clapton in the mid-70s that really helped bring reggae to the musical mainstream.

Right to Vote



The right to vote is the key to democracy.  Political systems throughout history have pushed to limit access to this right, including our own government when it was founded.  While our voting laws were more liberal than any other government at the time, limiting the vote to male landholders would only be considered an outrageous idea today.  So why are governments so wary of giving the vote to everyone?  It’s a natural tendency to be conservative when it comes time to give someone else the power to decide your fate. Since the wealthy and intellectual classes usually create governments, it is only natural that they try to give themselves the maximum amount of protection within it.  If you were creating a government from scratch and the people said they supported you but it had never been put to the test, would you automatically give them the right to vote you out of a job?
Road Construction



Unless you grew up in lumber country, where bone jarring, dirt-packed log roads are the norm, you’ve probably never thought much about what was under the road you drive on. While many regions use a gravel aggregate mixture, you could just as easily be riding your hog over a roadbed made largely of seashells in the southeast or lava rock in Hawaii.  In the colder states,  you could be thumping along in time to the music on the radio over rubber strips that allow the road surface to expand and contract in extreme temperatures.  In urban areas, where it seems like they have to resurface the roads every summer, they use cheap, quick-curing asphalt that will cure over night and fall to pieces the next spring.  Slower drying and more expensive concrete surfaces can be used in rural areas.
Robert Minor



A passionate and talented artist, Robert Minor of Texas was the highest paid cartoonist in the country in 1912.  With the support of his paper, the Post-Dispatch, Minor abandoned the detailed crosshatch style used by most cartoonists and began using a crude grease pencil to make bold slashes and create emotional poses for his subjects.   The fury in his style and the strong sympathy towards the common man resonated with readers despite being more left-leaning than the mainstream of American politics at the time.  After a year in France, Minor accepted a position at the New York World and his career flourished despite his hardened socialist views.
Robert Moog



Best known as the inventor of the popular Moog synthesizer, Robert Moog was a pioneer in the field of electronic music.  Actively pursuing knowledge through education, Moog received two bachelor’s degrees and a Ph. D in engineering physics.  By the time he was 19, Moog had started his own company, R. A. Moog Co., which became a successful manufacturer of Theremin kits.  In 1964, Moog invented the world’s first subtractive synthesizer with a keyboard.  Soon, R.A. Moog Co. would begin to manufacture Moog’s synthesizers, and in 1971 would release the revolutionary Minimoog D.  A year later, R.A. Moog. Co. would become Moog Music. In 1978, after years of different owners and poor management had effectively ruined Moog Music, Robert Arthur Moog would leave his own company and work with many new partners, including Kurzweil Music Systems, Big Briar, and the University of North Carolina at Asheville.  Moog is well remembered as a brilliant mind who had an unquenchable thirst for new ways to make music.
Rocking Horses



Toy horses have been popular since the age of the Greek and Babylonian empires. Wheeled horses allowed children in the medieval age to imagine themselves as their favorite knights from the jousting lists.  In the 18th century, the classic horse on bow rockers became popular with wealthy parents who wanted their children to learn the balance needed to ride a real horse.  Creating a rocking horse for the child of a wealthy patron was a complex and labor-intensive process.   Once the horse was carved, the craftsperson would use a rasp to take off the rough edges.  Lacking any way to quickly put a fine finish on the wood, the craftsperson would then apply layer after layer of a slow drying substance called gesso.  When the layers dried they would form a smooth, plaster-like finish that could be smoothed and painted with elaborate designs.  The swing iron safety stand or safety glider appeared in the late 1800’s, making the rocking horse safer for children and taking up less space in the home.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

 Ruth Bader Ginsburg


Supreme Court Justice and gender equality advocate, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was born on March 15th, 1933, in Brooklyn, New York. Her older sister died when she was just a baby, and her mother, one of her biggest sources of encouragement, died shortly before Ginsburg graduated from high school. After earning her bachelor's degree at Cornell University, she became a wife and mother before ever starting law school at Harvard University, where she was one of the few women in her class. Shortly thereafter, Ginsburg transferred to Columbia Law School, where she graduated tied for first in her class. Following law school, Ginsburg turned to academia. She was a professor at Rutgers Law School and Columbia Law School, teaching civil procedure as one of the few women in her field. 

Self-hypnosis

 

Self-hypnosis, the process of hypnotizing oneself, can be a very effective tool for obtaining a deep state of relaxation. Though there are some similarities between self-hypnosis and meditation, affirmations are often used as part of the self-hypnosis process. A state of deep relaxation can be obtained without the use of affirmations, but many using the process of self-hypnosis find the affirmations beneficial in neutralizing unpleasant thoughts and counterbalancing stress. 


Sherlock Holmes


The character Sherlock Holmes was introduced in "A Study in Scarlet" in 1887, but didn't really take hold of the public's imagination until Strand magazine published a series of short stories called "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes." Once he caught on, the public couldn't get enough of Holmes and his sturdy confidant, the retired military doctor, John H. Watson. Residing in London at 221-B Baker Street, the great detective's personality set him apart from any other character of the time. Holmes’ unique sense of observation, his lean face and hooked nose, his long legs, his deerstalker hat, his magnifying glass, and his ever-present pipe are thought, even by some today, to have actually existed. This, of course, is untrue.
Space Nebula



It’s not everyday that the Space Shuttle captures images like these. What you are seeing is the beginning of a new nebula, a collection of gases and light. While it may look relatively close by, nebulas are actually several hundred thousand light years away. The Space Shuttle uses revolutionary photographic equipment to capture these stunning images and, in combination with sophisticated computer programs, it is possible to see further into space than we’ve ever seen before.
Sun Studio



The legendary Sun Studio is located right in the heart of Memphis, Tennessee. The studio was founded in 1952 when Sam Phillips started his own record label, Sun Records. Things took a turn for the best in 1954, when Sam recorded a young Elvis Presley in the studio. The success of Elvis’ raw, young sound attracted talent like Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, and Carl Perkins. Sun Studio is now open to visitors, and is among Memphis’s most popular destinations. Visit the gift store for some great memorabilia from the place where rock and roll was born.

Sylvan Marsh's Railway to the Moon



Most people would have been mortified to stand there while the New Hampshire legislature laughed at their idea, but Sylvan Marsh knew he had a good idea.  For every member who laughed in agreement that he “might as well build a railway to the moon,” he could see another member who was intrigued by his idea.  So with a good-natured smile on his face, he waited for the laughter to die down.  A train to the top of Mount Washington, the highest peak in the northeast, was an outlandish idea.  The location was remote, the incline was too steep, and the weather so incredibly treacherous that any New Englander with good sense knew to stay away.  Snowstorms raged every month of the year with wind gusts as high as 231 MPH, meaning some structures would have to be literally  chained to the mountain.  What the legislators didn’t know was that Marsh had found a new train design that could defeat the mountain.
Symbolic Art As Technology



The first technology of early humans wasn’t the making of tools.  Making a tool is a good trick, but even a  monkey can do it.  A monkey can create a tool and then another monkey can see it being done and imitate the tool-making process. However, no monkey can leave a message behind so that when the next monkey comes along, he can pick up the tool-making where the first one left off.  Only a human could leave behind a symbolic explanation of how to create more tools.  Visual information is dense and rich to us and we began to use it early on.  Early art wasn’t around to look pretty on the cave wall; it passed on information on how to hunt a deer or find your way to the afterlife.  In a sense, our entire civilization wouldn’t exist without our ability to create art.  Today our symbolic visual communication is more specialized into venues such as books, computer code, MTV and Michelangelo’s David, but they all still do one thing; visually leave a record or a database that can pass into the brain of the next user.
Tibetan Singing Bowls

 

The techniques for creating Tibetan Singing Bowls are said to have been perfected by metal artisans nearly 2,500 years ago. History tells us that the bowls originally came from India. Many say that the transcendent tonal qualities of the ancient bowls cannot be reproduced today.  In addition to 12 different metal alloys that were used to create these ancient bowls, some believe that metals from meteorites were also used.
Tim Burton


Tim Burton is one of the most prominent filmmakers in the movie world today. This is quite a feat considering what unusual and unique films he creates. From his offbeat early works such as Beetlejuice and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure to mainstream hits such as Batman and Planet of the Apes to his most personal films such as Edward Scissorhands and Big Fish, Burton's indelible stamp is on each of his films. It's easy to spot a Burton production the minute it comes on screen; with fantastical production design, outlandish costumes and make-up, and a visual flair unlike any other filmmaker, Burton's cinematic identity is unmistakable.

Timothy House


Timothy House was built in 1877 by Robert Morgan as a tribute to his son Timothy, following his tragic death in a boating accident at the age of six. Sometime after completion Mr. Morgan, a wealthy lawyer, made a bequest that the structure be used as a children’s museum.   The local historical society has honored this instruction even to this day and has also managed to preserve the original architecture and a special room known as the “Timothy Room.” Hanging in this room is a portrait Morgan commissioned of his son just a year before his death. A toy train owned by Timothy is also on display here.
Underwater Architecture



Eighty percent of the Earth is submerged underwater.  Life on earth exists only because of the presence of fluid water, yet few of us ever experience the world beneath the water's surface.  Viable marine structures have been the cherished dream of politicians and marine architects in crowded urban coastal regions for decades, and that dream may be about to come true.  Long thought to be impossible to construct, the Chunnel that lets trains travel beneath the English Channel from England to France has now become routine.  In the United Arab Emirate of Dubai, an entire luxury hotel, submerged 20 meters below the waters of the Arabian Gulf, opened for business in 2008. Japanese marine architects, already skilled in the design of artificial islands, are now turning their attention to the construction of underwater structures as well.

Viola da Gamba

One of the most popular stringed instruments during the Renaissance and Baroque periods was the viola da gamba. The viola first appeared in Europe in the late 15th century and went through various structure and size changes before its design was standardized in the 16th century. Though there are some remarkable resemblances between the violin and viola families, there is no direct kinship between them. The viola da gamba has a slightly different shape, a wide fretted finger board, six or seven strings, and is tuned in intervals of fourths and thirds.

Wallace Carothers



Wallace Hume Carothers was born on April 27th, 1896 in Burlington, Iowa.  Credited as the inventor of nylon, Carothers was a brilliant chemist and teacher.  While still a student at Tarkio College, he became head of the chemistry department.  In 1925, Carothers spent a year teaching at the University of South Dakota before moving to Harvard University and then DuPont.  Soon, Carothers and his team would begin experiments that would result in the creation of neoprene, and eventually nylon.  Carothers was elected to the National Academy of Sciences in 1936.  However, all of this success would not silence his personal demons, and in 1937 Carothers committed suicide by drinking lemon juice laced with cyanide.

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Want to create a community where black-owned businesses thrive? A great way is to compose a letter to your local congressperson. Express the need for policies supporting black entrepreneurs, equitable access to resources, and opportunities for growth. Sharing your vision and making your voice heard is a powerful way to ignite needed change in your community.
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In the pursuit of racial equality, grassroots movements wield extraordinary power. They start as seeds of passion and grow into mighty forces of change. When individuals join hands and voices, united by a shared vision, they become unstoppable. Through peaceful protests, community organizing, and advocacy, grassroots movements inspire hearts, challenge injustices, and pave the path towards racial equality. Every person's contribution, no matter how small, amplifies the collective voice and fuels the fire of progress.
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Grassroots movements are the lifeblood of change, breathing hope into the fight for racial equality. With every step taken, every voice raised, and every heart open to understanding, these movements become catalysts for transformation. They remind us that ordinary individuals, driven by passion and fueled by determination, possess the power to reshape society. Assembling grassroots movements is an act of resilience, solidarity, and love.

Al Sharpton

With a commanding presence and impassioned speeches, Al Sharpton has used his platform to advocate for equality and challenge systemic racism. As the founder of the National Action Network, he has organized protests, led marches, and demanded accountability for instances of police brutality. Sharpton's unwavering commitment to social justice has made him a respected voice in the movement, inspiring others to stand up against discrimination and work towards a more inclusive society.

Alice Coachman
Alice Coachman, a radiant force of inspiration, soared to new heights in the world of athletics. As the first black woman to win an Olympic gold medal in high jump (1948), her smile was as dazzling as her leaps. With grace and determination, she shattered barriers, proving that dreams know no limits.
Angela Davis
Angela Davis

Angela Davis can be considered a true warrior of justice in black history. Her unwavering resilience shone brightly as she emerged victorious after a controversial and highly publicized trial. Now, Angela fearlessly champions criminal justice reform, exposing systemic flaws and fighting for the rights of the innocent. Her remarkable journey illuminates the transformative power of perseverance and the unwavering pursuit of truth.

Atlanta Compromise
Booker T. Washington's Atlanta Compromise was a significant speech that outlined his approach to racial progress. Delivered in 1895, he emphasized vocational training, economic self- sufficiency, and cooperation with white Americans. While criticized for its accommodationist tone, the speech aimed to secure essential resources for African Americans and foster racial harmony through education and economic advancement.
Banishing Stereotypes

Challenging racial stereotypes not only can help end rampant misinformation, but also foster diversity at the same time! Educate yourself on different cultures, histories, and perspectives. Participate in open conversations about race, challenging biases within yourself and others. Embrace diversity in your social circles, workplace, and media choices. Celebrating and amplifying diverse voices helps create an inclusive environment where stereotypes are shattered and unity prevails.

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Black History 1

Studying black history is discovering vibrant stories, resilient heroes, and untold triumphs. It's a journey that takes you beyond the surface, uncovering the richness and diversity of the black experience. Black history will broaden your perspective, challenge stereotypes, and make you appreciate the incredible contributions of black individuals throughout history. Get ready to be amazed, inspired, and maybe even groove to some soulful tunes along the way!
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Black history is a testament to the indomitable spirit and resilience of African Americans in the face of adversity. It reminds us of the strength and determination exhibited by generations who fought against slavery, segregation, and institutional racism. By studying black history, we honor their sacrifices, amplify their voices, and acknowledge their rightful place in the narrative of humanity. It serves as a reminder that progress is not linear, and that we must continuously strive to break down barriers and create a society where every individual, regardless of their background, can thrive and succeed.
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Black History Month originated from the vision of Carter G. Woodson, an African American historian and scholar. In 1926, Woodson launched "Negro History Week" to highlight the significant contributions and achievements of Black individuals throughout history. It later evolved into Black History Month, celebrated annually in February, inspiring recognition, education, and appreciation of Black heritage and the ongoing struggle for equality.
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Black History Month is a joyful celebration born from the brilliant mind of Carter G. Woodson. In 1926, he introduced "Negro History Week," planting the seed for what would blossom into a month-long celebration. The month of February now continues to honor the rich tapestry of Black heritage and identity.
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Black Lives Matter (BLM) has made significant strides in reshaping racial relations in the United States. Since its inception, BLM has sparked nationwide conversations on systemic racism, police violence, and social justice. BLM's relentless advocacy has led to increased accountability for police misconduct, the removal of Confederate symbols, and heightened awareness of racial disparities. It has galvanized a diverse coalition of activists and allies, forcing a reevaluation of institutions and policies that perpetuate inequality.
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In the years after the murder of George Floyd, Black Lives Matter (BLM) continues to be an unwavering force in the pursuit of racial justice and equality. Building on its foundation, BLM has evolved into a multifaceted movement advocating for systemic changes. From influencing policies that address police brutality to promoting inclusive and equitable practices in various sectors, BLM remains at the forefront of the fight against racial injustice.
Black Owned Businesses
Black Owned Businesses

In small communities, you can make a significant impact by supporting black-owned businesses. Start by actively seeking out black-owned establishments through online directories, local business associations, or social media platforms dedicated to promoting black businesses. Engage with these businesses by making purchases, leaving positive reviews, and referring them to others. Spread the word through social media, attend events hosted by black entrepreneurs, and explore collaboration opportunities.
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Black Panthers 1

The Black Panthers, a fearless and forward-thinking movement, blazed a trail of empowerment through black history. Courageous in their quest for justice and self-determination, they  bravely confronted the pervasive grip of systemic racism, galvanizing communities to defy oppression. Through fostering community programs, raising awareness of political education, and advocating for armed self-defense, they boldly demanded an end to inequality. Their remarkable legacy serves as a powerful reminder that unity, resilience, and collective action have the power to forge lasting change.

Booker T. Washington
Booker T. Washington

Booker T. Washington, a prominent figure in black history, made a profound impact on black education in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. As the founder of Tuskegee Institute (now Tuskegee University), he advocated for practical education that focused on vocational skills, entrepreneurship, and self-reliance. Washington believed that economic independence was crucial for black progress and fought against discrimination through education.

Brown v. Board of Education
Brown v. Board of Education, an emblem of hope and progress, shattered the notion of "separate but equal." In 1954, the Supreme Court ruling dismantled systemic racism, opening the doors of desegregated schools. It was a resounding triumph, declaring that every child, regardless of their skin color, deserved equal access to education. Brown v. Board of Education serves as a poignant testament to the potency of justice and the landmark change collective action can forge.
Celie & Shug Avery
The relationship between Celie and Shug Avery in "The Color Purple" is a transformative force. Through their connection, Celie blossoms from a timid, abused woman into a confident, empowered individual. Shug, a vibrant and independent character, encourages Celie to challenge societal expectations and embrace her own worth. Their relationship serves as a powerful reminder that love and friendship have the capacity to help break free from oppressive systems.
Chadwick Boseman
Chadwick Boseman

Chadwick Boseman, a luminous star, left an indelible mark on black entertainment. From his portrayal of Jackie Robinson in "42" to embodying the regal Black Panther, he brought powerful and inspiring characters to life. Boseman's talent, grace, and humility resonated deeply, breaking barriers and inspiring millions. His legacy as a trailblazer and symbol of black excellence will continue to shine, reminding us to pursue our dreams fearlessly.

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From his portrayal of Jackie Robinson in "42" to embodying the regal Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman brought powerful and inspiring characters to life. Boseman's talent, grace, and humility resonated deeply, breaking barriers and inspiring millions. His legacy as a trailblazer and symbol of black excellence will continue to shine, reminding us to pursue our dreams fearlessly.
Claudette Colvin
Claudette Colvin, a courageous trailblazer, challenged injustice head-on. In 1955, at just 15, she refused to give up her bus seat, igniting the Montgomery Bus Boycott. Her bold stand against segregation laid the groundwork for the Civil Rights Movement. Colvin's legacy inspires us to fight for equality, reminding us that individuals, no matter their age, can change the course of history. Her unwavering strength resonates, empowering generations to dismantle barriers and forge a brighter future.
Colvin and Parks
Claudette Colvin and Rosa Parks, two remarkable black women, shared a powerful bond in the fight for civil rights. Both refused to surrender their bus seats, sparking pivotal moments in history. While Parks's act gained widespread attention, Colvin's courageous stand preceded it. These brave pioneers exhibited unwavering resilience, symbolizing the collective strength needed to dismantle racial segregation. Their parallel actions remain iconic reminders of the indomitable spirit that fuels progress.
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Embracing black diversity within company ranks is a transformative journey towards inclusivity and innovation. Start by fostering a culture of belonging, where diverse voices are valued and empowered. Actively recruit and provide equal opportunities for black talent, ensuring representation at all levels. Establish mentorship programs and create safe spaces for open dialogue. Embrace diversity as a strength, recognizing that a rich tapestry of perspectives leads to creativity, resilience, and sustainable success.
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To increase black diversity in company ranks, take intentional steps. Conduct a thorough diversity audit, identifying areas for improvement. Develop diversity and inclusion initiatives, ensuring equal access to opportunities. Establish partnerships with black organizations and universities. Offer training programs to develop diverse talent. Provide mentorship and sponsorship opportunities. Continuously measure progress and adapt strategies as needed. Create an inclusive environment where all employees can thrive and contribute their unique perspectives to the company's success.
E.E. Ward
E.E. Ward, an inspiring figure in black history, blazed a trail of excellence as a prominent business leader. Established in 1881, E.E. Ward Moving & Storage Company became the oldest black- owned business in the United States. Guided by determination and integrity, E.E. Ward overcame adversity, building a legacy of success through impeccable service and entrepreneurship.
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E.E. Ward Moving & Storage Company, the oldest black-owned business in the U.S., defied racial inequality, inspiring black entrepreneurs. Since 1881, they thrived against adversity, symbolizing resilience and entrepreneurship. E.E. Ward shattered barriers, empowering countless aspirants. Their story showcased economic empowerment, represented hope, and highlighted the potential for success. E.E. Ward's legacy left an unforgettable mark on black history and the business landscape, emphasizing the importance of representation and triumph over adversity.
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E.E. Ward Moving & Storage Company specialized in providing professional moving and storage services. They facilitated local and long-distance moves, helping individuals and businesses relocate their belongings with efficiency and care. This included packing, loading, transportation, and unpacking services. Additionally, they offered secure storage solutions for clients needing temporary or long-term storage options. E.E. Ward prioritized exceptional customer service, ensuring a smooth and seamless moving experience for their customers.
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Elijah Muhammad played a pivotal role in the Nation of Islam as its leader and guiding force. He shaped the organization's ideology, emphasizing black self-sufficiency, separatism, and spiritual upliftment. Muhammad's teachings attracted followers, and his leadership brought growth and influence to the Nation of Islam, making him a prominent figure in black history.
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Elijah Muhammad is heralded as the visionary behind Nation of Islam's revolution. From preaching black pride to building a network of successful businesses, this charismatic leader led the charge for empowerment and self-reliance. Discover how Elijah Muhammad's transformative ideas and magnetic leadership sparked a revolution in black history!
Ella Fitzgerald
Ella Fitzgerald, the "First Lady of Song," soared to dazzling heights in her remarkable career. With her velvety voice and unparalleled scatting skills, she captivated audiences worldwide. From her groundbreaking scatting duets with Louis Armstrong to her timeless interpretations of the Great American Songbook, Fitzgerald's artistry knew no bounds. Overcoming adversity, she became an icon of resilience, inspiring generations with her music.
Entertainment Diversity

Representation not only matters in the business world, but in entertainment too! Embrace the power of diverse voices by amplifying black artists and performers. Ensure equitable opportunities for black talent to showcase their skills and contribute to the vibrant music scene. Providing platforms that celebrate and uplift black voices enriches our cultural landscape and fosters a more inclusive environment.

Get Out
"Get Out" captivated audiences and shattered stereotypes, sparking a much-needed shift in Hollywood's representation of black actors. Jordan Peele's directorial debut redefined the horror genre, tackling systemic racism with brilliance and depth. The film's critical acclaim and commercial success opened doors for diverse storytelling, empowering black artists and demanding increased visibility and inclusion on the silver screen.
Healthcare Diversity
Healthcare Diversity

Attention all: Black representation in healthcare and medical settings is crucial! Representation matters. When black patients see doctors, nurses, and healthcare professionals who look like them, it fosters trust, empathy, and culturally competent care. Black healthcare professionals bring unique perspectives, experiences, and insights that improve patient outcomes.

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Jackie Robinson, a pioneer of baseball, shattered racial barriers and transformed the sport forever. In 1947, he became the first black athlete to break the color barrier in Major League Baseball, paving the way for future generations. Robinson's exceptional skills, speed, and unwavering resilience challenged prejudice and discrimination. Through his remarkable career, he proved that talent and character transcend race, leaving an enduring legacy of courage, equality, and the power to change society.
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Jackie Robinson's extraordinary career was defined by groundbreaking achievements and unmatched talent. As the first black athlete in Major League Baseball, he broke barriers and inspired a nation. Robinson's remarkable highlights include being named Rookie of the Year (1947), winning the National League MVP (1949), and helping the Brooklyn Dodgers secure their first World Series title (1955). His enduring impact on the game and society remains an iconic testament to courage and perseverance.
James Baldwin

James Baldwin, an extraordinary luminary of black history, possessed a brilliant mind and an unyielding spirit. Hailing from Harlem, he fearlessly confronted racial and social injustices, crafting literary masterpieces such as "Go Tell It on the Mountain" and "The Fire Next Time." Baldwin's words ignited a fire within, challenging the deep-rooted racial divisions of America and championing the cause of equality.

James Earl Jones
James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones, the legendary voice and acting powerhouse, boasts a resume that echoes through the halls of cinema and theater. From his iconic voice work as Darth Vader in "Star Wars" to commanding performances in classics like "The Great White Hope" and "Field of Dreams," Jones voice has continued to permeate the waves of entertainment. His talent and gravitas make him an unrivaled force in the industry.

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JAZZ (1)

Black history is deeply intertwined with the origins and evolution of jazz music. Emerging in the early 20th century, jazz was born from the African American experience and cultural heritage. African rhythms, blues, and spirituals blended with European musical traditions to create this iconic genre. Notable black musicians like Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald played pivotal roles in shaping jazz. By exploring the contributions of black artists, we can appreciate the rich legacy they left behind and understand the cultural significance of jazz.

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Imagine jazz music as a giant melting pot of sound, simmering with flavors from all over. Well, guess what? Black history added the secret ingredient! Jazz, with its toe-tapping beats and soulful melodies, owes a huge debt to African American artists. They mixed their African roots, the blues, and a sprinkle of European influence to serve up this toe-tapping genre. So, next time you sway to jazz, remember the incredible black musicians who made it oh-so-groovy!
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Juneteenth holds a profound significance in black history, marking the emancipation of enslaved African Americans. This day celebrates the recognition of the end of slavery in the United States, highlighting the enduring spirit of black communities. Juneteenth serves as a catalyst for reflection, education, and unity, promoting a deeper understanding of the struggles and achievements of African Americans. It reminds us that progress is possible, and that collective efforts can pave the way for a more inclusive and just society.
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Juneteenth is a solemn commemoration of freedom, symbolizing the end of slavery in the United States. It serves as a reminder of the historic struggles faced by African Americans and the importance of recognizing and addressing the enduring impacts of systemic racism. Juneteenth encourages reflection, education, and advocacy for racial equality, fostering a deeper understanding of the nation's complex history and the ongoing fight for justice.
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Juneteenth is a vibrant celebration of freedom and joy! It's a time for lively parades, delicious food, music, and dancing. Families and communities come together to honor African American culture, resilience, and achievements. From picnics in the park to dazzling fireworks, Juneteenth is a day filled with laughter, love, and the shared appreciation of progress. It's a perfect opportunity to cherish the past while embracing a brighter future.
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne, the rap maestro, is a force to be reckoned with and a master of wordplay. His witty lyrics and infectious flow have elevated the rap game to new heights. From his iconic mixtapes to chart-topping hits, Weezy has proven that he's got more bars than a candy store. With his larger-than-life presence and unmistakable lyrical finesse, he's the common denominator in the career beginnings of artists like Drake, Nicki Minaj and Jay Sean.
Madame CJ Walker
Madame CJ Walker, a trailblazer in the world of entrepreneurship, transformed the beauty industry and uplifted countless lives. Born into poverty, she built an empire through her haircare products for black women. A philanthropist and advocate for economic empowerment, Walker shattered racial barriers and paved the way for future generations. Her journey from washerwoman to self-made millionaire inspires us to pursue our dreams and create
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Malcolm X, a powerful civil rights leader, challenged racial injustice while advocating black empowerment and self- determination. His unyielding voice amplified the struggle for equality, inspiring countless individuals. Through his staunch advocacy, Malcolm X became an iconic figure in black history, provoking critical discourse on systemic racism and leaving an indelible mark on the fight for racial justice.
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Malcolm X, a trailblazing figure in black history, had a profound impact on the civil rights movement. With his charismatic and fiery speeches, he fearlessly confronted racial inequality, championing black empowerment and self-reliance. His efforts in organizing the Nation of Islam and his passionate advocacy for racial justice resonate to this day. He urged African Americans to take pride in their heritage, encouraging them to embrace their culture and strive for economic independence. Malcolm X's legacy transcends his lifetime, as his teachings continue to inspire generations to challenge injustice and fight for equality. His lighthearted wit and undeniable charisma made him an unforgettable figure, leaving an indelible mark on history.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr.'s commitment to nonviolent activism and his resolute belief in the power of love and equality made him a lightning rod for change. He dedicated his life to fighting racial discrimination, segregation, and systemic injustice, leading numerous protests, marches, and speeches that inspired millions across the nation.
Maya Angelou
Maya Angelou

Maya Angelou's tumultuous childhood assisted her in capturing the complexities of the Black experience with profound insight. Her groundbreaking autobiography, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," catapulted her to literary stardom, paving the way for a prolific career. Angelou's eloquent poetry and captivating prose enchanted readers, tackling themes of identity, racism, and empowerment. With her remarkable voice and unwavering spirit, Maya Angelou emerged as a literary giant.

Morgan Freeman
MORGON FREEMAN

Morgan Freeman, the silver screen maestro, has graced audiences worldwide with his commanding presence and unparalleled talent. With a career spanning decades, he has become an icon of the film industry, captivating audiences with his majestic voice and unforgettable performances. From his early breakthrough roles to his later acclaimed performances, Freeman's impressive resume serves as a testament to his exceptional talent and enduring legacy in the realm of cinema.

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Muhammad Ali is a legendary figure in both boxing and black history. Known for his unparalleled charisma, Ali used his platform to fight against racial injustice and champion civil rights. Beyond his impressive boxing skills, he challenged societal norms by refusing to be drafted for the Vietnam War, risking his career and freedom to protest against racial inequality. Ali's victories inside and outside the ring inspired generations, proving that black athletes could be both fierce competitors and influential advocates for social change. His legacy serves as a powerful reminder of the impact black athletes can have in shaping sports and society.
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Muhammad Ali's association with Malcolm X's Nation of Islam marked a significant turning point in his life. Formerly known as Cassius Clay, Ali embraced Islam and became a vocal supporter of the civil rights movement during his impressive career. The alliance with Malcolm X and his adoption of a new name represented a transformative journey for Ali, shaping his identity and setting him on a path as both an influential athlete and a powerful advocate for racial justice.
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The Nation of Islam, a prominent black nationalist movement, achieved significant milestones in its history. Under the leadership of figures like Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X, the organization focused on empowering African Americans and promoting self- reliance. It established educational institutions, such as Muhammad University of Islam, to provide quality education to black communities. The Nation of Islam also operated successful businesses, including restaurants, retail stores, and farms, contributing to economic self-sufficiency. Its message of black pride and unity resonated with many, mobilizing a considerable following and sparking critical conversations on racial identity and social justice.
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As a revered writer and thought leader, Ta-Nehisi Coates fearlessly delves into the intricate tapestry of race, history, and identity. Coates' unwavering commitment to truth and justice defies societal norms and sets ablaze transformative conversations. Coates’ empowering journey motivates, enlightens, and etches a mark on the audience it so deeply impacts.
Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj, the charismatic rap sensation, has left an indelible mark on the music industry. With her fierce lyricism, magnetic stage presence, and unapologetic style, she has inspired countless artists to embrace their uniqueness. Her boldness, empowering anthems, and trailblazing success have made her a role model for aspiring musicians, amplifying diverse voices in hip-hop.

Police Brutality: George Floyd
The conviction of Derek Chauvin in the murder of George Floyd marked a significant milestone in the fight against police brutality and racial injustice. The trial reflected the urgent need for accountability in cases of excessive use of force by law enforcement. The jury's unanimous decision to find Chauvin guilty of second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder, and second-degree manslaughter sent a powerful message that no one is above the law, not even those entrusted to protect and serve.
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Racial diversity is a strength that enriches our communities and society as a whole. Embrace diversity and celebrate the unique perspectives, experiences, and contributions that individuals from different racial backgrounds bring to all of us. Together, we can build a more inclusive and more positive world.?
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Diversity makes us stronger. By embracing racial diversity, we foster innovation, creativity, and understanding. Let's challenge biases and stereotypes, promote equality, and create environments where everyone feels valued and included. Together, we can create a society that thrives and grows.?
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Often, our strength lies in our differences. Racial diversity enhances our cultural fabric, providing opportunities for learning, growth, and collaboration. Embrace diversity in your workplace, school, and community, and create spaces where all voices are heard and respected. Together, we can build a more equitable and vibrant future.?
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Diversity drives progress. By valuing and appreciating racial diversity, we foster social cohesion and create environments where all individuals can reach their full potential. Let's break down barriers, promote equality of opportunity, and create a society that thrives on the richness of its diversity.?
Rodney King
Rodney King's legacy is rooted in his pivotal role in sparking national conversations about police brutality and racial injustice. On March 3, 1991, King, an African American man, was brutally beaten by four white Los Angeles police officers during a traffic stop, an incident captured on video. The subsequent acquittal of the officers triggered widespread outrage, leading to the Los Angeles riots of 1992. King's case became a symbol of systemic racism and police misconduct, inspiring calls for reform. While his personal life was marred by struggles, King's experience highlighted the urgent need for justice, accountability, and equal treatment under the law, leaving a lasting impact on civil rights activism.
Room 306

At the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee, room 306 holds immense significance in Martin Luther King Jr.'s black history. It was in this very room where King stayed and, tragically, where he was assassinated on April 4, 1968. Room 306 stands as a solemn reminder of King's immense sacrifice and unwavering dedication in the pursuit of equality.

Rosa Parks
Rosa Parks’ simple act of defiance on a Montgomery bus ignited a powerful movement for civil rights. Parks' refusal to surrender her seat inspired countless others to challenge the oppressive system of segregation. Her unwavering determination and steadfast belief in equality transformed her into a symbol of resistance. Her legacy serves as a reminder that one individual's bravery can ignite a flame of hope and ignite a movement for lasting change.
Selma
Selma, a pivotal moment in the Civil Rights Movement, refers to the historic march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama in 1965. Led by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., activists demanded voting rights for African Americans. The march faced brutal opposition, but ultimately led to the passing of the Voting Rights Act. Selma stands as a symbol of resilience, unity, and the ongoing fight for racial equality.
Serena Williams

Serena Williams, a true icon of tennis, has amassed a plethora of awards and accolades throughout her illustrious career. With 23 Grand Slam singles titles, she stands as one of the most decorated players in history. Her achievements include four Olympic gold medals and holding the World No. 1 ranking on multiple occasions. Serena's indomitable spirit and unmatched skill have earned her countless honors, solidifying her status as a legend of the sport.

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A true icon of tennis, Serena Williams has amassed a plethora of awards and accolades throughout her illustrious career. She stands as one of the most decorated players in history with 23 Grand Slam singles titles, four Olympic gold medals, and holding the World No. 1 ranking on multiple occasions. Serena's indomitable spirit and unmatched skill have earned her countless honors, solidifying her status as a legend of the sport.

Ta-Nehisi Coates
As a revered writer and thought leader, Ta-Nehisi Coates fearlessly delves into the intricate tapestry of race, history, and identity. Coates' unwavering commitment to truth and justice defies societal norms and sets ablaze transformative conversations. Coates’ empowering journey motivates, enlightens, and etches a mark on the audience it so deeply impacts.
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The Color Purple

 The Color Purple

"The Color Purple" by Alice Walker stands as a groundbreaking novel that shattered literary norms and ignited important conversations. Through the compelling journey of Celie, a resilient Black woman, Walker delves into themes of empowerment, self- discovery, and the triumph of the human spirit. "The Color Purple" revolutionized American literature by unapologetically addressing the intersections of oppression and offering a powerful narrative of liberation.

The Underground Railroad
The Underground Railroad, a network of courageous individuals, was a ray of hope in a dark era. It intertwined tales of bravery, compassion, and resilience. Through secret pathways, hidden safe houses, and a network of allies, enslaved individuals embarked on a daring journey to freedom. The Underground Railroad became a symbol of unity, defying the shackles of oppression. It showcased the indomitable spirit of humanity, reminding us that even in the face of adversity, compassion and determination can triumph, lighting the way to a brighter future for all.
Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry, the maestro of entertainment, boasts a resume that could make a GPS system jealous. From writing, directing, and producing to dressing up as Madea, he's a one-man show. But what sets him apart is his knack for shining a spotlight on black talent. With an eye for casting and creating unforgettable characters, Perry has become the ultimate champion of black excellence. Hollywood should take notes, or better yet, hire him as their talent scout!

Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt, the lightning-fast Jamaican sprinter, boasts an incredible array of record-breaking statistics. With a jaw-dropping 9.58 seconds, he holds the world record in the 100-meter dash. Bolt's lightning speed extends to the 200-meter dash, where he set an unbeatable mark of 19.19 seconds. Additionally, he won a remarkable eight Olympic gold medals and 11 World Championship titles, solidifying his status as the greatest sprinter of all time.

Venus and Serena
Venus and Serena Williams, the legendary tennis champions, forged an extraordinary path in the world of sports. Dominating the courts with grace and power, they showcased the immense possibilities of hard work and dedication. Beyond their Grand Slam triumphs, their trailblazing activism amplified their impact, inspiring us to break barriers and transform society.
Venus Williams
Venus Williams, the unstoppable force of tennis, has collected an impressive stash of awards and accolades in her extraordinary career. With a whopping seven Grand Slam singles titles, she's left opponents spinning. Not to mention her four Olympic gold medals and reign as World No. 1. Venus's unwavering dedication and fierce game have catapulted her to legendary status, inspiring us all to unleash our inner champions.
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Black voters wield considerable influence in elections due to three key factors. First, their voting power is substantial, with a significant presence in crucial districts and states. Their collective voice can shape election outcomes and impact political representation. Second, black communities have a rich history of mobilization and organization, employing grassroots initiatives, community organizations, and voter education efforts. Third, black voters prioritize critical issues such as racial justice, equal access to education and healthcare, economic equality, and criminal justice reform. By casting their votes, they can amplify their concerns and influence policy decisions that directly affect their communities.
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W.E.B. Du Bois

W.E.B. Du Bois, a prominent scholar and civil rights activist, had a distinct approach to education. He advocated for a liberal arts education that emphasized intellectual development and critical thinking. Du Bois believed that education should empower African Americans to challenge racial inequality and discrimination. His philosophy laid the groundwork for the advancement of African American education and the fight for racial justice.
Wakanda
Wakanda, the mythical African nation, originated in the pages of Marvel Comics. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Wakanda debuted in 1966, challenging prevailing stereotypes. As a technologically advanced and prosperous land, it symbolized African excellence and self-determination. Wakanda's legacy transcended fiction, becoming a symbol of pride, empowerment, and the limitless potential of African culture and heritage.
X Movement
The X movement within the Nation of Islam captivated numerous members who embraced X as their last name. This symbolic change represented a profound personal transformation and a reclaiming of identity. X stood for the unknown, the lost heritage of African Americans erased by slavery. By discarding their slave surnames, members aimed to sever ties to a painful past and embrace a new beginning. X symbolized the power of self- discovery, self-reinvention, and the unyielding quest for freedom and equality.
ALIEN PLANET


 Strange vine-like plants surrounded Susan, and shadows were everywhere. There was no sunlight filtering through to the ground, even though the horizon was ablaze in the distance. There was an eerie quiet around her; she had expected to hear some sounds of wildlife, but everything was very, very still. It wouldn't be long before she would learn the reason for that pervading silence.

Amish Frolic


“Time to leave, children," said the man. A moment later the sound of running feet and the sight of his children made Johann and Elsa’s father smile to himself.  The children scrambled up into the carriage and Elsa said, “I can’t wait to see all my friends at the frolic, father!”  “Alright, let’s get started then,” he replied as the carriage set off down the country lane.  “Father?” Johann said, “why do they call it a frolic, when all us men are going to work hard to put up the new couple's home?“   “We call it a frolic because it is always a joy to labor with your community to give a great gift to someone.”  “You mean, when we build the house it will be like playing together, in a grown up way?” asked Johann.  “Exactly,” replied father with a broad smile.


*Johann = Yo-hahn

Ancient Egypt Exhibit


Back in the days of Ancient Egypt, as in current day Egypt, the weather was almost always hot and dry. When a child reached their sixth birthday, they would begin to wear clothes that would protect them from the intense dry heat. Lightweight clothing was also worn to keep the sun off of their skin, while cool breezes that blew in off the Nile River cooled them down.  They also wore make-up and jewelry to honor the gods.  Yes, girls and boys both wore make-up and jewelry. When anyone ventured outside, oils would be used on their skin to keep it from cracking in the dry heat. Next, we will take a look at the young Egyptians at school and at play.

Beach Treasure

 

Tippy and Tommy were walking along the beach looking for buried pirate treasure. Their dad had told them a story about sunken pirate ships and treasure chests full of gold, and that’s all it took to get the twins’ imaginations soaring. They trudged over the surf, climbed around palm trees, and waded through the tide on their quest. At the end of their very hot and thirsty day, they were covered in sand but couldn’t be happier. They might not have found gold, but they had shared an adventure they’d remember for a lifetime.


Bedtime Science

Alex eyed her mom and said petulantly, “I don’t think the sun likes to go to bed early, either.” “What do you mean, Alex?” asked her mother.  “Every night before the Sun lays down it looks all red and angry.” “Alex, the sun doesn’t get angry,” replied her mom, “it just looks red because it’s going away to shine somewhere else”.  “You mean the sun is red because it’s sad to be going away?” asked Alex. “Oh, no, the sun isn’t sad. What I mean is that the sun never changes color. Alex, when you put on your sunglasses at the beach and the sun looks darker, does that mean you made the sun darker?” “Mom that’s silly,” laughed Alex, “I can’t make the sun darker.  It’s just because of my glasses.”  “Well, the atmosphere can make the sun look red just like your glasses make it look dark.”  Alex looked thoughtful for a moment and then asked, “You mean, the atmosphere is like sunglasses for the whole world?” “Exactly,” said her mom cheerfully.  


Belle, The King's Crocodile

Belle was so excited that everyone in the kingdom could hear her trumpeting her joy!  Today, she would lead the king's procession through the city to his new palace.  Belle thought her new uniform made her look very important and she stood as straight as she could, snout up and tail swishing in time to the drummers practicing their marching cadence.  When Belle had been just a little crocodile she’d been a wild little creature.  Wild to dance to the music, wild to beat on the drums and wildest of all to play the trumpet.  The first time she'd seen one of the musical instruments, she had accidentally eaten it whole!  As soon as she did it she felt badly, but when she opened her mouth to apologize every word came out as a horrible “Bllaaaaahhtttt” sound.  Belle’s father had been very angry at first, but then he said, “Well, what's done is done. You always wanted to play the trumpet, Belle. So, let’s go find you a teacher.”


Betsy Butterfly

As Betsy Butterfly flew over the rolling hills, past the forest, and up to Teddy Turtle's house, she kept wondering what Teddy was planning for today’s adventure.  Though you wouldn't expect a turtle and a butterfly to be best friends, they had more in common than one would expect.  They both liked to visit Farmer John's place to see the animals.  They both loved to smell the flowers in Miss Tildy’s garden.  And the two of them played the best make believe games. Betsy was hoping they’d go see if the lilacs were finally in bloom.  What Betsy didn’t know was that Teddy was planning a surprise birthday party at Farmer John’s with all their friends.


Big Strong Teddy


Teddy bears offer a strange sense of security.  They’re cute and cuddly, and somehow strong and brave, all at the same time.  “Teddy, how come you’re not afraid of the dark?” asked little Bobby, all tucked in his bed.  “Because there is nothing to be afraid of.  Nighttime is day taking a rest,” replied Teddy.  “How come sometimes I get scared at night?” asked Bobby.  “Because you let your imagination get the best of you," replied Teddy. "It’s okay, Bobby, it happens to all of us. But don’t you worry.  I’m here for you, and so is the nightlight.”

Billy and the Swimming Pool


Billy was excited.  It was his first time at the pool and his dad was going to teach him to swim.  "Come on in, buddy," said his dad.  Billy brushed the water with his toes, watching it ripple.  "Are you sure I'll be okay?" Billy asked his father.  "Of course," said his father.  "Just jump in and I'll catch you."  Billy held his breath and closed his eyes.  "Come on in, Billy, you can do it," said his dad.  "Okay, just give me a minute.  I'll do it," said Billy.  Billy took a deep breath and took a few steps back.  "Here I come!" shouted Billy.  He ran towards the edge of the pool and jumped.

Birthday Treat


Robby rolled over, still half asleep, and reached out to pet his puppy, Buttons.  But Buttons wasn’t there. Sitting up and rubbing his eyes Robby looked for his best friend.  Then he heard Buttons’ happy, give-me-a-treat bark.  Robby ran downstairs and saw Buttons dancing around, begging for  some of the rich buttery concoction that Mom was cooking. “What are you making, Mom?” asked Robby.  Robby’s mom replied, “Today is your Grandpa’s birthday and I’m making peanut brittle for him.” Pointing to the saucepan with her spatula she asked, “Would you like to help?”  “Can I stir it?” Robby asked.  “No, it’s too hot,” his mom replied, “but I need someone strong to help me break up the cooled brittle into pieces.  Do you think you could help me with that part?”  Robby pulled up the arm of his pajamas to show off his big bicep and said, “Yeah, I’m really strong.”

BJ's First Flight

BJ’S FIRST FLIGHT


Today was BJ’s big test at flight school and he was up next on the runway.  BJ’s instructor sat beside him in the cockpit, watching him complete his pre-flight check. “Okay, BJ, you're all set. Let's take this bird up.” BJ contacted the tower on his radio and said, “Tower, this is Flight 3942, requesting permission for take-off.”  The tower responded, “Permission granted. Have a good flight.”  BJ lined the plane up on the runway, gave his wings one last wiggle and revved his propeller.  With throttle open full, he sped off down the runway.  The plane’s frame was shaking and the end of the runway was coming up fast, but BJ wasn’t afraid.  His instructor’s voice came through his headset, “Just a little faster, you almost have it.”  One more burst of speed and he felt his tires float up off the runway.  BJ smiled with excitement; he was on his way towards becoming a pilot!

Blue Puppy & Pink Puppy
BLUE PUPPY & PINK PUPPY

On a bright and lazy weekend, Blue Puppy and Pink Puppy decided to go for a walk. After all, it had been raining all week, and the brother and sister had been cooped up for what seemed like ages. After a block or two, a butterfly flew right in front of Blue Puppy, and he took off after it with glee. Pink Puppy tried to keep up, but Blue was much too fast for her. Content to roll around in the park, Pink Puppy was lying on her back when the butterfly landed right on her nose!
Bombs Away


“Can I play?”  The group of blue jays turned around to see the bird who had interrupted their game.  “Who are you?” asked the biggest blue jay as he puffed up his feathers. “Hi, I’m Little Brown Bird, but you can call me LB.”  The big blue jay looked at the spunky LB and said, “You’re very small.  Are you strong enough to toss a pebble so it hits those boys?”  “I can do anything!” LB said confidently, “but why do you want to toss pebbles at them?”  “Those boys like to throw pebbles at us during recess, so when they have class outside, we like to return the favor.”  “Okay,” said LB, “Watch this!”  LB picked a pebble up in his claws and took off.  After circling a few times he dropped the pebble and yelled, “Bombs away!” as the pebble angled down to strike one of the boys right on the noggin.  “Direct hit!” Cried the biggest blue jay.

Chili Dog Blues


I was sharing a chili dog with my hound dog Drew,
when Mrs. Fowler's puppy came up out of the blue.
Trotter went a sniffin’ and his tail began to wag,
'cause he could smell the chili dogs inside of my bag. 
Mrs. Fowler was unaware of snarling faces being made,
but the dogs started growlin’ and fur was gettin' raised. 
Trotter tried to take a bite but ran into Drew; 
I started to fall and chili dogs flew!
We all looked up as beans and buns fell,
because where they would land, that was easy to tell. 
Paws and feet scrambled to get out of the way, 
but I still ended up with chili on my face that day.

Chipper and Pilly


One lazy summer day, Chipper was lounging in the shade enjoying the breeze.  As he started to doze off, he heard a tiny little voice. “Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to tell me which way to the apple orchard?” Chipper looked around, but didn’t see anyone.  He thought maybe he had been dreaming, so he stretched out again, when he heard “Excuse me?” This time he knew he heard something, and looked around again. “Right here,” said the voice. Chipper looked at a branch on the tree and saw a bright green little caterpillar. “Hi. I’m Pilly.  I’m looking for the apple orchard.” “Well, it’s straight behind me,” replied Chipper. “Thanks,” said Pilly, who began to inch off in that direction. “You look like you’re moving a little slow,” said Chipper, “would you like a ride?”

Clarissa's Opinions on Spring

CLARISSA’S OPINIONS ON SPRING


Mrs. Washington turned to address the class. “Would anyone like to tell me which season they think is the best?“ Mrs. Washington saw a familiar hand shoot straight up in the air and replied, “Okay, Clarissa, what's your favorite season?”  Clarissa stood up and said, “Spring!” “Why is spring your favorite season, Clarissa?” asked the teacher.  “Lots and lots of reasons” Clarissa started, clearly just warming up.  “I like baby bunnies and fuzzy new leaves and flowers and horsies and digging holes with my grandpa in his garden and--” Mrs. Washington interrupted, still smiling. “That sounds like a lot of good reasons, Clarissa. Does anyone else have a favorite season?”

Crimson Force

 

If you want to reach the dam, you've got a few options. Your first option is to go straight ahead. This of course will bring you directly into the Crimson Force's camp, which would probably not be the best idea, unless you're feeling bulletproof. The second option is to take the hiking trail to the west, then climb up the mountain. This seems like a safer idea until you think about all of the wildlife in the rocks. I'm not exactly fond of the skribs, but I'm also not as handy with a sidearm as you are. The third option is a bit of a long shot. We've got the teleportation device working, but there are a few… bugs.


Daisy and Spike


Daisy the cat liked to look out the window all day long.  She particularly liked to watch the children play in their yards because it looked like so much fun.  One day, Daisy saw another cat out on the street.  He looked lonely and Daisy felt  sad.  The cat meowed up at her and told her that his name was Spike and he didn’t have a home.  Daisy didn’t know how to help Spike, but she tried to think of ways to let him into her house.  Later, Daisy looked outside and Spike was gone!  Daisy was afraid something bad had happened to him.  Then suddenly she heard her owner come home and a cat saying, “Meeeeeowwww!”  It was Spike!  Daisy’s owner had found him and brought him home to live with them.

Deepest Darkest


The teacher turned to look at the room. ”Sam? Where would you like to go if you could go on an adventure anywhere in the world?” she asked. Sam jumped up from his chair and said, “I’m good at holding my breath, so I want to go to the bottom of the deepest, darkest, scariest ocean ever.”  “That sounds like fun,” the teacher said to the class. “What would Sam need to go on an adventure like that? Sally?” Sally sat up and said, “Sam’s gonna need a submarine to go deep under the water.”  “Very good Sally,” said the teacher.  “What else will Sam need?”  “Snacks!” yelled Mark.  “Snacks are good,” said the teacher, “but I think the first thing Sam needs is to figure out which ocean is the deepest.” When no one raised their hand the teacher went on to explain, “We think the deepest, scariest ocean is the Pacific Ocean, but we haven’t finished mapping all the oceans yet. Maybe one of you could become a scientist who maps the ocean."

Digger and Joey


Digger and Joey were camping in their backyard when Digger was awakened by a strange noise. “Joey! Joey! Did you hear that?” “Hear what?” Joey replied. “That noise!” said Digger. “Go back to sleep, it was just your imagination. You’ve been reading too many comic books again,” said Joey. Then suddenly the noise sounded again, closer this time. Joey sat straight up. “What was that?” “I don’t know,” said Digger, “that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” Just then, the flap to the tent was thrown open. Both boys screamed at the top of their lungs. “It’s just me!” said their mother. “Mom! You scared us!”

Down in the Wine Cellar


“Yuck!”  Bobby kept his eyes ahead and tried not to laugh as Michael furiously rubbed at his mouth and spat. “I hate cobwebs!"  Michael hissed defensively, “You didn’t tell me there would be cobwebs down here!”  “It’s a cellar,” replied Bobby, “and besides, it's the last set of doors we have to check.“  Michael muttered, “I still don’t understand why you think the key will work down here. Who would make a fancy key like that for a door in a cellar, anyways?”  Bobby pointed up and said, “someone who would build wine racks with carvings over them that look just like the pattern on the key.”  Michael considered this for a moment, listening to all the creaks and echoes in the cellar and then said, “Okay, but you better be right about this. And you’d better not tell anyone I’m afraid of spiders, either.”

Edward the Mouse


Edward was a clever mouse.  There wasn't a trap he couldn't sneak food out of and the family cat could never even get close to him.  In fact, he'd made a habit of stealing food right out of the cat's bowl!  One late summer night, Edward scurried out of his mouse hole in search of some tasty morsels.  About halfway across the kitchen floor, Edward realized that the family cat was nowhere to be seen.  He didn't think much of it as he continued his voyage across the floor.  All of a sudden, he froze dead in his tracks and was stunned by what he saw.  It was a dog!  Edward quickly scurried back across the floor.  He would need a new approach tonight.


Elephants in the Air


“Now listen here, Ernest,” his mother said seriously. “I don’t mind your stories, in fact I enjoy them, but I will not have you scaring your little sister.”  “But Mom, I didn’t make up a scary story,”  Ernest protested.  “Then why is your sister hiding under the bed, saying that flying pink elephants are coming to eat her?”  “Because they are coming.  We saw them.” “Earnest Michael Johnson, do not lie to me! There is no such -- wait, what 's that odd sound?”  Earnest smiled and said, “The elephants, Mom.”  Gesturing for him to be silent, Ernest’s mother crossed over to the window.  She couldn’t believe her eyes.  In ranks of four as far as she could see, a long gray streak of trumpeting elephants with pink sashes on their bellies were flying down towards the fairgrounds.

Family Night at the Drive-In


Phil grabbed his wife around the waist and pulled her over until she was next to him on the seat.  “We haven’t been to a drive-in movie since the academy,” he said with a smile.  But before he could continue, a voice chimed in from the back seat, “Ooh, Dad, you aren’t going to kiss Mom, are you? That’s icky, and I can’t see!”  Phil turned and said to his son, “Kiddo, this is the biggest movie screen in the universe. Just scoot over and I’m sure you’ll be able to see everything just fine.” Phil wasn’t kidding, either. The screen was made of one flattened side of an asteroid.  After his construction team had smoothed out the face of the rock and installed the communications system, they’d sealed it up as smooth as glass with a liquid LED surface and created the galaxy's biggest drive-in -- or fly-in -- theater. “Dad, I still can’t see!”  “Excuse me, honey,” Phil said as he reached over to maneuver the nose of the space cruiser down.  “Is that better?”

Father's Return

FATHER’S RETURN


Jacob and Muriel both sat grinning, happy as could be.   Father had been gone trapping for months, but after he’d given them all giant moose hugs and kisses, all memory of his absence had evaporated.  Early that morning they’d gone to play at their favorite spot by the riverbank and watch for the first sight of their father's ship.  When Jacob and Muriel had first spotted their father's ship they had both run the whole mile back to the cabin, bursting through the door with waves of happiness pouring off them.  “Father’s home! Father’s home!” they shouted in chorus, and their mom imagined she could hear children all up and down the river exclaiming the same thing.  Reports of new trade goods coming down the river and the return of the village’s menfolk had been the only topic of conversation for days.

First Day


I knew as soon as she walked into my class that she would be the shy one. Standing there in her little pink dress, sucking her thumb with a teddy bear in one hand, she was just looking around, a little unsure. I quickly walked over to her and said, "Hi! I'm Mrs. Robbins. What's your name?" She looked up at me and gave me a little smile. "Samantha," she said, without taking her thumb out of her mouth. "Well, Samantha, today's a big day; the first day of kindergarten! How'd you like me to help you find a seat?" She smiled again and said, "Okay." We looked around the class together, and finally we found the perfect seat: close to the front, near the window, right under a poster of a puppy that she seemed to like. After she got settled in, as I turned to help another student, I heard her say, "Thank you, Mrs. Robbins." I knew right then that this was going to be a good year.
Fluffy's Adventure

FLUFFY’S ADVENTURE


Fluffy was a mischievous cat, always adventurous.  One day, on his way to his favorite napping spot, he saw a bird fly right over his head.  Fluffy became very interested in the bird and its ability to fly as the bird landed on a nearby tree.  Fluffy, always up for an adventure, wanted to get a closer look at the bird.  So he began to climb the tree.  Higher and higher he climbed until he finally got to the branch where the bird stood.  The bird gave Fluffy a very strange look.  Fluffy said, “I just wanted to see how you fly.”  The bird replied, “I just want to see how you'll get down.”

Flutter


Flutter the bat was scared of the dark.  All of his friends laughed at him because bats only go out at night.  If Flutter was afraid of the dark, how could he search for food with the rest of his friends?  “Don’t worry, Flutter,” said his mother.  “We’ll figure something out.”  They tried everything. Flutter tried searching for food with the lightning bugs, but they kept blinking out and he would get scared again.  He tried searching during the day, but it was too bright for his sensitive little eyes.  One day his mother found a solution.  She clipped a little bat-sized nightlight to Flutter’s wing, and from then on, he was never afraid to go out at night again.

Freddy and the Peanut Butter Sandwiches


Freddy is a six-year-old boy who loves many things.  Freddy loves puppies.  Freddy loves baseball.  Freddy even loves the color blue.  But what Freddy loves the most is peanut butter sandwiches.  “Freddy,” his mother sighed, “you have to eat other things besides peanut butter sandwiches.”  “No I don’t!” cried Freddy.  “I only like peanut butter sandwiches!”  “But Freddy, you never try anything else. How do you know you won’t like, say... ham and cheese sandwiches?” asked his mother.  “I don’t want to eat ham and cheese sandwiches!  I won’t!  I won’t!  I won’t!  I want peanut butter sandwiches!” cried Freddy.

ALT:
Freddy is a nine-year-old boy who loves many things.  But what Freddy loves the most is peanut butter sandwiches.  “Freddy,” his mother sighed, “you have to eat other things besides peanut butter sandwiches.  How do you know you won’t like, say... ham and cheese sandwiches?” asked his mother.  “I don’t want to eat ham and cheese sandwiches!  I won’t!  I won’t!  I won’t!  I want peanut butter sandwiches!” cried Freddy.

Galaxy World


Welcome to Galaxy World! This tutorial will help you learn all about the game's controls. Let's start off with exploring; after all you'll want to see what kinds of amazing adventures you can find on Galaxy World. To walk, move the joystick left or right. Go ahead and try that now. Great job! OK, occasionally you might come across an obstacle, like a rock or a strange plant. To jump, press the 'B' button. Let's try a little walking and jumping. Terrific, you've really got the hang of it! Now, on Galaxy World, there are all kinds of alien life forms who can help you on your mission. When you meet someone you want to talk to, press the 'X' button. This will start a conversation with them. Why don't you give that a try?


ALT VERSION:


You've entered ! Let's learn about the game's controls, and start exploring this new terrain. To walk, move the joystick left or right. Go ahead and try that now. Great job! OK, occasionally you might come across an obstacle, like a rock or a strange plant. To jump over it, press the 'B' button.  Terrific, you've really got the hang of it! Now, on Galaxy World, there are all kinds of alien life forms who can help you on your mission. When you meet someone you want to talk to, press the 'X' button. This will start a conversation with them. Why don't you give that a try?
Germs

As you can see, we are inside the human body.  I am what’s known as a germ.  It’s my job to infect the human body and make it feel ill.  I’m spread in a number of different ways.  One of the most common ways I get around is person to person contact.  When I’m living in one person’s body and they touch another person, I sometimes jump to the new body.  Also, sometimes I go airborne.  When a person I’m living in coughs or sneezes, I can travel through the air until I find a new body to live in.  Once I’ve found a new home, I can begin making you feel sick.

Great King


Roger was a great and wise king.  He treated all of the people in his kingdom with kindness and nobility.  One day, while picking apples in his royal orchard, King Roger heard a rustle from one of the nearby bushes.  He thought nothing of it and continued to fill his bushel with shiny, plump red apples.  Suddenly, he saw something fall out of the bushes.  When he turned to look, he saw what it was: a baby dragon!  King Roger dropped his bushel and gasped. "Please don't hurt me," it said, "I think I'm lost.  I was just flying overhead with my mother, and I saw this apple orchard." The King was stunned.  He hadn't seen a dragon in years, not to mention a baby one.  "Don't worry," said the King.  "I won't hurt you. I'll help you find your mother, but it might be a little difficult."  

ALT:
One day, while picking apples in his royal orchard, King Roger heard a rustle from one of the nearby bushes. When he turned to look, he saw what it was: a baby dragon!  King Roger dropped his bushel and gasped. "Please don't hurt me," it said, "I think I'm lost." The King was stunned.  He hadn't seen a dragon in years, not to mention a baby one.  "Don't worry," said the King.  "I'll help you find your mother." 

Halloween Visitor


It was Halloween night and I had just gotten home from school.  I couldn't wait to get my costume on and meet up with Joey to go trick or treating. But what I wasn't expecting when I got home was my parents introducing me to Aunt Sarah, my mom's older sister. Who I'd never met before. It turns out she was going to be staying with us for a little while and I'd just lost my bedroom! Aunt Sarah seemed nice enough, but she had an odd way of laughing and dressing.  I thought maybe she was just dressed up for Halloween, but my mother pulled me aside as if she'd been reading my mind and warned me that she was not in a costume and I was NOT to ask her what she was dressed up as.  If you asked me, she looked like a witch.  She had long jet black hair and wore a necklace with a weird stone and design on it.  It looked really old and sort of mystical.  She also wore lots of rings and her nails were painted black.  All she needed was a black cat and a broomstick.

Hansel & Gretel: The Trial
HANSEL & GRETEL: THE TRIAL

That’s right, your honor; those two kids burned my house down. Why, I was lucky to escape with my life after they pushed me into the oven. I mean, can you imagine? Here I am, minding my own business in my house made of candy, when these two ruffians come along and start literally eating me out of house and home. Well, sure I was a little mad, but I invited them in for dinner, anyway. I mean, I figured if they’re that hungry, maybe a little food would be a nice gesture. At the very least, it would get them to stop eating the front door.


Haunted Mansion


Jane lived next door to an empty house that everyone said was haunted.  No one would ever go near the house because strange scratching and howling noises would start the minute anyone went near the door.  One day Jane’s friend Sammy dared her to go in the house. Jane was scared, but she decided to try it.  Walking cautiously up to the front door, she heard a loud scratching noise.  She closed her eyes and flung open the door. Just as she got the nerve to step inside, something flew right at her! She screamed and then laughed. An owl had been living in the house!  Jane peered around the dusty entryway and wondered what other surprises were waiting inside.

Janie and the Magic Puzzle Glasses


Janie sat on the floor and sighed. She’d been working on the puzzle for over two hours and hadn’t been able to get a single piece placed in the last fifteen minutes.  She heard the floor creak and turned to see her grandmother standing behind her.  “Having some problems, are you?” she asked.  Janie nodded.  Her grandmother sat down and said, “Well let’s see what we can do.”  She produced a small container from her apron pocket and with a smile on her face said, “I’ve just got to get my magic puzzle glasses out.”  Janie’s jaw dropped in amazement.  “Magic puzzle glasses?” asked Janie.  “Of course.  You can’t put together a puzzle without magic puzzle glasses,” said her grandmother.  “Let me try!” said Janie.  “Not so fast,” her grandmother mused.  “These aren’t just ordinary magic puzzle glasses.  These glasses were given to me by a great wizard when I was just your age.”  Janie couldn’t believe what her grandmother was saying.


Jeremy and The Magic Puzzle Glasses


Jeremy sat on the floor and sighed.  He’d been working on the puzzle for over two hours and hadn’t been able to get a single piece placed in the last fifteen minutes.  He heard the floor creak and turned to see his grandfather standing behind him.  “Having some problems, are you?” he asked.  Jeremy nodded.  His grandfather sat down and said, “Well let’s see what we can do.”  He produced a small container from his shirt pocket and with a smile on his face said, “I’ve just got to get my magic puzzle glasses out.”  Jeremy’s jaw dropped in amazement.  “Magic puzzle glasses?” asked Jeremy.  “Of course.  You can’t put together a puzzle without magic puzzle glasses,” said his grandfather.  “Let me try!” said Jeremy.  “Not so fast,” his grandfather mused.  “These aren’t just ordinary magic puzzle glasses.  These glasses were given to me by a great wizard when I was your age.”  Jeremy couldn’t believe what his grandfather was saying.

Kid Detective


When my father moved, I snatched up the small torn piece of white paper I'd seen trapped beneath his shoe. Once again, the adults in the room were overlooking the evidence right beneath their feet. All I could make out was a funny code written in red ink: GYQ 392. As a policeman I knew my father would take a glance at it - a good cop never ignores evidence - but he'd also pat my head and tell me go outside and wait until he was done. The code didn't make any sense now, but I knew I could figure it out.  All of my friends call me the Kid Detective and they ask me to figure things out for them all the time, but my dad just thinks it’s cute. So I shoved the paper in my pocket, and waved to my father on the way outside.

Lots of L



Lilly, Lila, and Luke leisurely lounge in the living room, laboriously licking lollipops while their Labrador retriever Lenny laps lemonade left lying on the linoleum. Loud laughter is heard from Laura, leaping in her lavender leopard leotard while lip-synching the lyrics to Lizzy‘s Late Night Luau. Luke’s lively lizard Leonard lingers over his luscious lettuce leaves and looks at ladybugs on the illuminated lampshade.  Luckily, Leonard lives in a large, luxurious cage with locking latches.

Magnetic Friends


Mrs. Washington turned back to the blackboard and smiled.  Nick and Steven were at it again.  Passing notes during class could be so disruptive, but the boys were so ingenious she had to admit that she usually looked forward to seeing their next attempt.  Every year there was one pair that was inseparable.  You could move them, chastise them, try to partner them with other people, and they would still click back together every time you stepped away, like magnets left too close to each other.  That was actually their latest trick, two strong magnets and a metal ball.  They would wrap a note around a metal ball and roll it under the other students' desks and capture it with the magnet when it got close.  It was ingenious.  If only they could focus all that mental energy on their science homework, they’d win the science fair for sure.

Mibs the Mad Marble


Mibs loved to roll and fly wildly through the arena of the chalk circle.  That‘s why her friends called her Mibs the Mad Marble.  She would fly and crash in the games all day, then sleep all night until it was time for recess again.  Lately, though, she had had funny dreams about a place where she had lived before the playground.  Her friend Moxie rolled her eyes at the idea and said, “You silly, we’ve always lived on playground number four.”  Mibs wondered if the Big Rollers would react the same way.  The Big Rollers watched every game from the edge of the chalk circle and Mibs was certain they knew everything.  “Where’s the hot melty and cool rolly place?” she asked.  The oldest of the Big Rollers smiled fondly and said “Ah, little one, ye be remembrin' the makin’.”  “The making?” Mibs asked.  “Once, before we lived here, all us marbles lived together in the hot, melty place.  Then we were sent through the cool spiral lands, rolling and rolling until we were perfectly round and ready for life at the playground.”  
Moving Time


Hayden sat in the car fidgeting. Did they buy it? Would they get the right color?  What was taking so long?  Hayden started kicking the back of his mom’s car seat.  Why did he care anyways?  Dumb grown ups.  It was silly to pretend it was a gift when it was just a trick.  Every time they bought him a present for no reason, they would announce in just a week or two, “We’ve found an even better place to live! We’ve got  a new contract. The school will be so much better.”  Hayden didn’t think any of them were better.  Everywhere you went the new kid was teased the same way.  The fancy private school kids would send text messages.  The poor public school kids passed notes.  Everywhere, someone would eventually call you a dork.

Mrs. Dig


As I ran for home plate, my high fly ball dropped behind the old iron fence around Mrs. Dig’s house. Watching the ball disappear, my stomach began to turn. I knew the other kids would make me go look for it. Everyone else was too afraid to even go near creepy old Mrs. Dig’s house.  When I got to the gate, tall weeds and prickly bushes were twisted around, making it impossible to open. As I began to climb over the fence, I could hear in the distance the shoveling of rocks and dirt. The prickly bushes were scratching my legs and arms, and the digging was getting louder. What was I really going to discover on the other side of the fence?


NO SAFE PLACE FOR A PRINCESS


There once was a beautiful princess who lived way up on top of one of the steepest mountains.  The castle she had lived in used to be a grand palace, full of light and beauty, but when the queen died, everything changed.  That day the king began to build the walls higher and higher until it became a fortress.  The king had only wanted to protect his little princess and keep her safe from any danger but as the years had passed, even he forgot that evil could lurk within too. 
Old Flint Farm


Time and reality have the tendency to disappear when Carmella plays amongst the fields of the Old Flint Farm. Today, acres of hay spotted with daisies stretched out before Carmella and her puppy Jackson as they wandered towards the abandoned wagon at the far end of the field. There, underneath the protection of the wooden wagon bed, Carmella knew there was a new family of rabbits, just waiting to be loved. "How many do you think we will see today, Jackson?" she asked, now only just a few feet from the wagon. "There, she’s the one I named Cindy! And that’s Oscar! The brown one on top? That’s Martin!”

Petey And Oscar


One day, Petey took his pet frog Oscar for a walk. Oscar was very good at hopping and Petey thought he’d show him off to his friends. But when they got outside, Oscar hopped away! Petey chased after him, but Oscar was too fast. Petey searched for him all day, but when it got dark out, he had to go home. When he got there, he found Oscar sitting on his front step. “Oscar!” he cried out, “I’m so happy to see you!” From then on, Petey never took Oscar out for a walk without a leash.


Pink Explosion


Jade’s grandmother smothered a laugh as she entered the guest room.  Jade was rummaging through the bottom of the big cedar chest so intently that she was already hanging over the edge, upper body submerged to her chest and her little feet dangling out from under her dress.  Grandma cleared her throat and said, “What are you digging for, Jade?”  Startled, Jade tried to straighten up and gave a little yelp as she tumbled into the chest. “Are you okay, honey?” asked Jade’s grandmother.  “I’m okay,” said Jade with a little giggle.  There was a moment of rustling around and then there was an eruption of pink.  Jade popped up, shedding all sorts of pink sparkly pieces as she stood up with her princess wand. Much of the glitter had been worn off and the handle seemed to bend half way up to the left.

Princess Alexa


“Watch her,” Mrs. Marley whispered excitedly, “she’s bold as brass, she is.”  The entire Marley family peered around the edge of the door, the kittens’ heads all in a pile with mom and dad peering over the top of them. Princess Alexa, as the other kittens had taken to calling her, was headed towards the couch.  Would the Mistress actually let her up onto the couch?  When she reached the couch, Alexa crouched down and wiggled her little bottom one, two, three times, jumping up smoothly on the arm of the couch.  Now came the moment of truth, and the Marleys all held still the way only cats can.  Alexa posed herself and casually said, ”Meow.” Instead of scolding Alexa as they had all expected, the mistress started to laugh. 
Rattle, Rattle, Rattle


What was that noise?  Little Betty lay in the dark in her new bedroom and held very still.  Rattle, rattle, rattle.  There it was again!  What was making that sound?!  Betty had thought her new room was wonderful when Mom and Dad had shown it to her this afternoon, but now, she wasn’t sure she liked it at all.  Rattle, rattle, rattle.  Betty flung the covers up over her head.  Maybe it was a monster that was going to eat her or a giant snake curled up in front of her door.  If she got out of bed it might eat her, but if she yelled for Daddy maybe he would come in and the big nasty snake would eat him!  Betty decided the only brave thing to do was to look herself, so she pulled the covers down.  No monster jumped out at her; so she decided to lean over and look under the bed.  Rattle, rattle, rattle.  


Roller Coaster Attack Plan


Uncle Ron tapped the blackboard and the elaborate diagram on it as he began.  “Ok, troops.  This is a detailed map of Happy Family Fun Land. Remember, the main gate is at the southern end of the park and the Thundercracker Roller Coaster is due north!”  The twins stole a glance at each other. Good grief, they both thought.  Uncle Ron was always a little weird before family reunions but this was just kind of crazy.  Uncle Ron pressed on with his briefing.  “The schedule will commence at oh-nine-hundred sharp and we will proceed to the west, against the statistical flow of theme park crowds, and ride the El Dorado Mine Coaster.  Seat two experiences the highest G-forces with maximum decibel screams occurring on the drop immediately following.  From there we will cut through the water park to arrive at the main attraction.”

Room E23

 
As I attempted to walk silently down the dimly lit east wing, I couldn’t help but find myself once again stopping in front of the door to the forbidden room, E23.  Just yesterday, Mr. Davis gave me a good earful when he spotted me here.  “Raymond Robbins, Jr.,” he said, “what on earth do you think you're up to? No one -- and I mean no one -- is allowed in E23 until we finish this week’s lab project.”  I wondered just what the heck was behind this door?  I just had to find out! 
Sam and Sal


Sam and Sal were best friends.  Every day after school, they’d go up to the abandoned rock quarry and play for hours on end.  Sometimes Sam and Sal would be brave explorers, dashing over the rocky shores of a distant land.  Other times, they would make their way across the strange hills of a bold new planet, seeking out the alien creatures that they heard lurked in this corner of the galaxy.  One day after playing in a remote part of the quarry, the boys spotted what looked like the entrance to a cave.  As Sam got closer to the cave’s mouth, he felt a warm gust of air move quickly across his face.  “What do you think is down there?” asked Sal.  “I don’t know,” replied Sam.  “Let’s find out!”  With that statement, the boys set in motion the events that would change their lives forever.

Sam and Sal Part 2

SAM AND SAL #2


Sam and Sal began their journey into the cave they had just discovered.  The warm breeze that had greeted them at the mouth of the cave suddenly stopped, and they heard a loud thud.   Sam and Sal looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and moved on.  They could see light coming from the end of the passage.  When they finally reached it, they were amazed by what they saw.  The light they had seen was coming from two torches that stood on either side of a large, round wooden door.  A sign hung on the wall next to the door.  It read, “Offices of A. Glumpkin, Goblin Exterminator for hire.”  Sam raised his hand to knock on the door, but Sal quickly grabbed his arm. “Are you sure we should do this?  I mean, we don’t just go around knocking on people’s doors all the time, and this guy lives in a cave!”  Sam wrangled his arm free, but before he could knock, a voice from behind the door spoke.  “What business do ye have here?”  Sam and Sal spun on their heels and ran.

Scholarship Solution


“You’ve made that painfully obvious!” Richard’s mother yelled as she slammed down the phone.  Seeing Richard there she said, “I’m sorry,” before going back to her bedroom.  Richard hadn’t heard what his father said but he could imagine every word.  Later Richard went to Josh’s house for dinner.  His family was so happy and normal.  After a good meal, Richard finally felt like telling Josh about the latest drama. “I don’t know why your Mom even talks to your Dad.  He’s so mean to her,” said Josh after hearing Richard’s story.  “I think she does it for me,” replied Richard. “If she doesn’t let him see me every week, he says he won’t pay for college, but he changes the time every week.”  “Hey Josh,” started Richard, “could you help me find a scholarship so I don’t need my Dad’s money?”  Josh replied, “Sure. I watched my brother do all that stuff when he graduated last year."

Seat for Lily


As he entered the cafeteria, all the usual conversation and activities came to a sudden standstill. Who was Jerome going to pick a fight with today? I quickly looked away and began saying to myself, “Please not me. Oh, please, not me.”  But before I could swallow the bite of sandwich I had in my mouth, I could feel his presence behind me. “Hey you, get lost,” he said, “you’re sitting in my seat.” "I’m sorry,” I said, “but I was here first.” Jerome growled and grabbed the back of my shirt, “Move it! And take your stupid little lunch and books with you. I’m sitting here, and the seat next to me is for Lily. Get lost, Bookworm!” While I was quickly gathering my things, Lily walked into the cafeteria. Jerome gave me a shove and I stumbled over to a seat by the window and watched Lily walk towards Jerome. But wait, it looked like she was walking towards me!

Seat For Luke



As she entered the cafeteria, all the usual conversation and activities came to a sudden standstill. Who was Janie going to pick a fight with today? I quickly looked away and began saying under my breath, “Please not me. Oh, please, not me.”  But before I could swallow the bite of sandwich in my mouth, I could feel her behind me. “Hey you, get lost,” she said, “you’re sitting in my seat.” "I’m sorry,” I said, “but I was here first.” Janie growled and grabbed the back of my shirt, “Move it! And take your stupid books with you. I’m sitting here, and the seat next to me is for Luke. Get lost, Bookworm!” While I was quickly gathering my things, Luke walked into the cafeteria. Janie gave me a shove and I stumbled over to a seat by the window and watched Luke walk towards Janie. But wait, it looked like he was walking towards me!
Shy Hero

Corbin stared at the message on his desk screen that read simply, “Are you the one?” How had they figured it out?  Who had sent it?  Corbin tried to turn in his seat, slowly, so no one would notice, but as soon as he started to move the teacher turned around and he jerked forward again. It was supposed to be a secret, but maybe if he admitted he’d been the one to save the planet, things would be okay.  Corbin typed in y-e-s and hit the send key.  At once the whole room swarmed in around him.  All the kids were touching him and asking at the same time. "Were you scared?"  "How did you learn how to fly the ship?”  “I want to save the planet. Can I learn how?”  “How were you picked?”  Corbin wasn’t used to having any friends, let alone 30 all at once, and he was dumbstruck for a second.

Silver Lion


Arranging himself on the stone slab, the Silver Lion looked at his subjects.  Some gazed directly at him, their faces reflecting back the light that shone from his coat, but a few creatures shifted their weight and looked away.  It was to one of these that the Lion spoke.  “Sir Hollington of the Goats.  Do you know who betrayed the children into the hands of my enemies?”  Sir Hollington looked up fearfully and said, ”It was the men of my father's army.” With a terrifying intensity the Lion asked, “Why?”  Sir Hollington replied, “If the children are dead, Sire, they cannot fulfill the prophecy.” Hearing this, the Silver Lion sprang to his feet, letting loose a roar of outrage.

Small Moves


Jeremy looked up at the ceiling of his brand new bedroom and then heard his mom out in the kitchen.  He sprang out of bed and ran into the kitchen to hug his mom.  “Mommy, Mommy, I did it! I spent a whole night in my room and no monster ated me up!”  Jeremy’s mom gave him a great big hug and said, ”I’m very proud of you. You should go tell your dad while I make breakfast.” Jeremy flung out his arms like an airplane and roared on a steep bank out of the room back to his dad’s room.  “Daddy, Daddy,” he cried, “I did it!  I slept the whole night in my room and no monster came and ated me up! Not the blue one or the purple one with stinky breath or the green one that lives under the bed with the big teeths that are this long!” Jeremy finished out of breath and with his arms stretched as far apart as they could.

Strange Wooden Box



Daniel carefully placed the strange wooden box on top of a large rock.  We had just pulled it free from underneath the roots of a fallen tree down at the river’s edge. As we began to brush away the layers of silt and mud, water from within the box began to drain. "The water is red!" cried Sara. "W-why would it be red?." Daniel laughed, and began to smash the sides of the box with a sharp stone. "Stop!" I said. "We should put it back where we found it!" But Daniel didn't stop, and everyone else was far too curious to find out what was really inside. I began to wonder what Daniel knew about this wooden box; after all, he was the one to find it. My mind started racing as trails of red ran downstream toward Farrell’s Farm.

Tommy's Best Friend

TOMMY’S BEST FRIEND


Once there was a boy named Tommy. His best friend was his dog Skip.  They played together, ate together and even slept together. Early one morning, Tommy’s mother came into his room to wake them up. “Sorry, Skip, Tommy has to go to school,” she said. Tommy had almost forgotten it was his first day of school. He was excited to go, but felt bad that he wouldn’t be able to play with Skip. “Don’t worry about Skip.  I’ll take care of him,” said his mother. When Tommy returned from school, his mother greeted him at the door. “I have a surprise for you!” beamed his mother. Tommy ran up the stairs where he was greeted not only by Skip, but by another dog! “I thought you and Skip could use another friend.”  Now Tommy has two best friends, Skip and Flip.

Tooth Fairy

 

No one’s really seen the tooth fairy.  Tommy Toolan said he did, but he's always fibbing.  I’m always asleep when the tooth fairy comes.  I tried to stay up one time, but sure enough, I fell asleep and by morning I had a shiny quarter left under my pillow.  Tonight the tooth fairy is going to come again.  How can I catch the tooth fairy? I know, I’ll get a piece of string, tie one end to my tooth and stick it under my pillow.  Then, I’ll take the other end of the string and tie it to my hand.  When the tooth fairy tries to take it, it will pull my hand and wake me up!  Now where can I find some string?

Tooth Fairy Money Maker


“I can’t believe it!  My Mom was right!” Johnny’s face was full of astonishment as he leapt out of the bed, clutching the four shiny quarters he’d found under his pillow. In fact, Johnny was so excited by the magic money the tooth fairy had given him that he began wiggling each tooth to see if any others were loose. Two teeth wiggled just a little.  If they fell out soon, he thought, the tooth fairy would bring him eight more quarters!  Johnny puzzled over the math for a moment then began to do a happy dance. “I’m gonna have three whole dollars to take to the candy store! Whoo hoo!” Johnny threw himself on the bed and began to dream of all the goodies he would buy: Chubba Bubba Gum and those strawberry licorice twists he liked.

Tree Lords

Samantha had been lying in the big pile of leaves all afternoon.  It was a glorious, brilliant, magical autumn day.  If anyone had asked, Samantha would have told them the trees were stately, swaying noble folk and the green leaves were their fluttering robes.  The dead leaves were tokens, pieces of the tree princess' magical gown that she had torn off and sent dancing on her breath.  The slender birch were her favorite trees.  Their white bark made her think of the Japanese Geisha she had seen in her social studies book.  Their white faces, beautiful robes and silent manner seemed very graceful and tree-like to her.  After a while she scrambled up to the top of the leaf pile.  Now Samantha was riding on top of the queen's coach, watching the courtiers trying to catch the gold seed-pod copters that were floating to the ground.

Trick Or Treat


"Trick or treating is supposed to be fun," Hannah thought to herself, but this year was turning out to be a bit of a let down. First of all, there were no werewolves, only regular people. What's a little vampire girl supposed to do on Halloween when there are no werewolves to play tricks on? Then she went by the Mummy's house to scare up some good candy, only to find a note on the door that said, "It's a wrap! Off to the pyramids for the winter." Finally, Hannah decided to see what Frankenstein was up to, only to find out that he apparently hadn't paid his electric bill and was down at city hall trying to sort it all out. Hannah sighed to herself and slowly made her way back to town square. At least there she could probably find some bats to hang out with.

Which Way to Go?


Spot was lost. He knew he shouldn’t have wriggled under the broken fence posts to follow the butterfly, but the butterfly had looked so pretty and fun. Spot had followed it for hours and hadn’t paid attention to how far he’d gone from home. Now nothing looked familiar. So, Spot took a few sniffs at the air and then trotted off in search of home.  The yellow house with the yellow mailbox looked kind of familiar, but Spot wasn’t sure so he kept on walking.  When it started to get dark Spot started to worry.  Would his owner Tommy come looking for him?   What if they couldn’t find each other?  Spot loved Tommy.  Tommy fed him and played with him and even snuggled up next to him on cold, snowy nights.  

Willie the Weakly Electric Fish


Willie wasn’t like the other fish.  He glowed late at night and could always tell when another fish was coming.  His friends liked him even though he was weird, but a lot of the kids liked to tease him and play tricks.  One day during free swim he received a message.  No one said it to him or passed him a note, Willie just knew someone was talking to him.  Certain it was some kind of joke, he spun around, but no one was there. Then Willie spotted a glowing fish in the shade of the seaweed bed below him.  “Hi there,” he felt again, “I’m weakly electric like you!”  Willie thought, “What do you mean?”  And the other fish responded, “Fish like us can send secret electric messages to each other.”  “Secret messages; how cool! What is ee-lec-tric?”

A-1 Industrial Security


A-1 Industrial Security is committed to your safety, integrity, and security. For over 70 years, A-1 Industrial Security has recruited the best security professionals who use only the best security practices. We offer services above and beyond simple armed and unarmed guards. With A-1 Industrial Security, you don't have to worry about peace of mind, because we provide it for you.

Airport Improvement Program


The Airport Improvement Program, or AIP, provides grants to public agencies to help plan and develop public use airports. These airports will become a part of the National Plan of Integrated Airport Systems, or NPIAS. The monies distributed depend on the size of the airport being planned. For medium to large primary hub airports, the grant covers 75% of eligible costs. For smaller primary, reliever, or general aviation airports, the grant covers 95% of eligible costs. Additionally, for larger airports, the grant amount can increase to 80% for noise program implementation. Eligible grants include capital items serving to develop and improve airports in areas of capacity, safety, and noise compatibility.

Angry Customer

In its natural habitat, the Angry Customer is usually a solitary creature. However, they can cluster in large groups and become very dangerous. Notice how our subject is eyeing another group of customers, deciding whether or not to pounce? This is when they become the most dangerous. Usually, the Angry Customer can be placated with just a small effort on the part of the associate, but sometimes drastic measures must be taken. While tranquilizing them would be easiest, it is not always the best solution. Observe as the employee on screen takes notice of the Angry Customer in their midst and becomes tense. This can be a mistake. The Angry customer can smell fear, and adopting a defensive posture can often lead to a bigger confrontation.


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Ah, the Angry Customer, Homo Dissatisfactus, a fascinating yet formidable species observed in its natural and oh so wild habitat: the retail environment. Under certain conditions—such as prolonged wait times,  perceived disrespect, or the last remaining pair of designer heels on sale—they may become very aggressive, creating what's known in industry parlance as "Customer Flashpoints." It’s essential to note that if your associates want to stay safe, they must avoid “defensive posturing,” a classic mistake where the staff member inadvertently signals unease. 

Arcedemia Nuts

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to our annual company retreat. As the CEO and head nut of this organization I’ll be joining you later this weekend, but I wanted to share a few things with you. First you should know that this is our largest celebration retreat ever. We’ve gathered together everyone who has made Arcedemia Nuts the fastest growing company in our sector and left the competition shell shocked. From the buyers and the manufacturing crew to the sales team who have cracked our market wide open, I want you to know that your goal this weekend is to have fun and brainstorm about our move to the next level. During all our outdoor team building activities remember to wear sunscreen; roasting is for nuts, not people.

Blue Angels


Step into the cockpit of an F-18 Hornet and live the adventure of the Navy’s Blue Angels! It’s high-flying thrills and chills as the video takes you along with the Blue Angels through their exciting aerial maneuvers!  This video also contains the history of the Blue Angels, presented to you by the pilots and crew members, past and present.  It’s one ride you don’t want to miss!


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Step into the cockpit of an F-18 Hornet and experience the art of flying with Lieutenant Commander Amanda Lee, the first female fighter jet pilot in the Navy’s elite Blue Angels. It’s high-flying thrills and chills, as the video takes you along with Commander Lee's exciting aerial maneuvers!  This immersive experience brings you her story, told by the pilots and crew who witnessed her path to greatness. 
BrightSpark Solutions

Welcome to BrightSpark Solutions! Ah, there’s Tom again, stacking his infamous tower of coffee cups. Impressive balancing act, right? Today, we’ll guide you through our company values, key procedures, and the tools you’ll need to succeed, so you too, will soon be balancing your tasks with Tom’s finesse—without the risk of a coffee spill. Ready to dive in?
Burlington Ice Cream

Our Burlington ice cream engineers will try new combinations in this room as they try to create never-before-seen flavors.  Let’s take a look inside this giant refrigerator, shall we?  Here, you'll find all the usual add-ons that you’re used to seeing in ice cream, such as chocolate chips, sprinkles, and nuts.  However, what you’ll also find are unusual items that we use to experiment with: various exotic fruits, pastries, and different varieties of candies!

Clear Voice Institute Training
CLEAR VOICE INSTITUTE WORKSHOP


Welcome to our Effective Communication Skills Workshop. Communication is the cornerstone of our ClearVoice Institute’s success. Today, we'll hone our active listening skills—listen more than we speak, and when we do speak, let's be clear, concise, and positive. We'll also practice giving and receiving feedback constructively, ensuring our messages are heard and understood. Improving our communication enhances teamwork, productivity, and workplace harmony.

Colleen's Fabric Supply

COLLEEN’S FABRIC SUPPLY


In our first video, we discussed company policies.  Now, let’s turn our attention to customer service.  Colleen’s Fabric Supply was built on the strength of our customer loyalty, and we take that loyalty very seriously.  There’s an old saying in retail: “If a customer has a good shopping experience, they’ll tell one person.  But if they have a bad shopping experience, they’ll tell ten people.”  How can you ensure that everyone leaves your store happy?  Turn to page 14 in your workbook. 
Computer Virus

Hello, it’s nice to meet you. Who, me? I’m a computer virus. Yep, that’s right. I’m here to infect your computer! Oh, don’t worry, I’ll only slow things down for a few days, maybe send out copies of myself to all of your friends and e-mail contacts; nothing too serious. I mean, sure, your computer might be completely unusable by the time I’m done with it, but that’s not really your fault, now, is it? See, thanks to the fact that you didn’t properly install your anti-virus software like the tech department asked you to, I can pretty much waltz right in and have a party. Hmm, maybe I’ll invite a few of my virus friends to join me.

Corporate Structure

Directly beneath the CEO of most large corporations you’ll find a senior management team consisting of several vice presidents (or directors) with separate areas of responsibility such as Operations, Communications, Information or Finance. Next in line are a series of supporting managers who deal with more routine activities within the company.   Many entrepreneurs find the structure required to run a large corporation frustrating, preferring to push their way through to the top at any opportunity, but this is often a fatal flaw in their marketing plan.

Extrusion Cooking


Today, we’re going to talk about extrusion cooking.  We’ll examine extruders and their use in thermal transitions of raw materials into functional forms for the manufacture of particular foods.  We’ll also discuss the range of extruded products and their specific production issues.  We’re going to be taking a look at structure-forming materials based on starch and protein, as well as dispersed-phase filling materials and ingredients that act as plasticizers and lubricants.

Final Design Plus

 


Welcome to the tutorial for Final Design Plus, the premier costume and couture design house management system. After completing this tutorial youll be able to access extensive documentation on construction techniques, create technical guides, print patterns, and track progress on multiple large scale projects. Before we start discussing how to organize a project, lets review the reference sources included within this instructional website. The first four videos contain construction techniques, illustrations and downloadable patterns of European clothing for both men and women. Video One covers the years 1560 to 1620. Video Two includes rare materials on the construction of ladies' riding habits and frontier clothing. Video Three covers fashions of the Edwardian, Gibson and Flapper eras. Video Four deals with undergarments for men and women of all classes from 1560 to the present.

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Before we start discussing how to organize a project, lets review the reference sources included within your Final Design Plus student portal.The first four videos contain construction techniques, illustrations and downloadable patterns of European clothing for both men and women. Video One covers the years 1560 to 1620. Video Two includes rare materials on the construction of ladies' riding habits and frontier clothing. Video Three covers fashions of the Edwardian, Gibson and Flapper eras.
Flex Master


Congratulations on your purchase of the Flex Master Home Workout Center.  This short video will show you how to get the maximum impact out of your Flex Master.  Remember, at Flex Master, we believe that fitness and diet go hand in hand.  The Flex Master is an excellent tool for helping to keep you healthy and in shape, but it shouldn’t be considered a replacement for a healthy diet and regular cardiovascular exercise, such as brisk walking or bicycle riding.  Now, let’s look at a few of the exciting features your Flex Master has to offer.

Forklift Operation Training


Congratulations.  You’ve successfully completed this training course and earned your forklift operator's license.  You are now in possession of all the basic skills you’ll need to operate a forklift safely.  After today, it's up to you and your supervisor to conduct hands-on training at your work site and discuss the hazards that are particular to it. The most common causes of forklift accidents on the work site are operator complacency, working at an unsafe pace, failure to consistently perform pre-operation safety inspections of equipment, and poor operator habits picked up during daily operations.    Retraining is recommended on an annual basis to diffuse these bad habits and reinforce best operation practices.

Fun Land

FUNLAND


Hi, I’m Larry the Lion and this is my pal, Ringo the Penguin.  Now that you’re a member of the Fun Land family, we want to help you fit right in. The most important rule at Fun Land is simply to have fun!  We want all the parents and children visiting our theme parks to have the best time possible. So if you’re having fun, our guests will too!  Now, we do have a dress code for Park Team Members and you can find out all about it in your employee handbook.  While not every team member gets to wear a luxurious fur coat like me, I think you’ll find that our dress code is pretty agreeable.

Granite Realty Holdings


Welcome to the grand opening of the Granite Woods Luxury Community.  At Granite Realty Holdings, we pride ourselves on maintaining the best reputation in the industry with our affordable, safe and well-maintained independent living communities. Our residents will be able to count on the experienced members of our staff to provide 24-hour service for all their maintenance, safety, and health care needs and enjoy all the amenities of a five-star community.  We’re here to help our residents live well, live long, and enjoy life. Our mission statement was written by our founder, Beverly Wilson, more than two decades ago and it still guides us today.  Please join us now in welcoming, Beverly Wilson to the stage.   

H.M.I. Systems Designer


In a high-tech manufacturing process a picture is worth more than a thousand words, it’s worth millions of dollars.  In an old-fashioned control system, operators on each section of the line worked with limited information; what they could see in front of them and what other operators reported.  Today, the job of the Human Machine Interface System Designer is to create graphic interfaces on touch screens that help operators to rapidly access and understand information.  On a graphic interface, an operator can see a tank flashing red with an alarm.  Arrows show the direction of a line.  Touch screens let the operator rapidly manipulate their view of the process, zooming in on sections or viewing sub-systems like the electrical, water or temperature control.  When the operators are literally all on the same page and can see the immediate effect of their actions, they can work together to coordinate changes in the whole system.

Home Inspection Training

 

Welcome back, everyone. In our last session you learned how to recognize the early signs of deterioration in a home's structure and water or electrical systems.  Today, in unit eight, we'll look at hidden forms of damage that you should also include in your inspection report.  Even while the visible damage is still minimal, water damage, poor air circulation, and mold build-up can already be causing livability problems in a home. We’ll also show you a variety of common techniques used by professionals in the field to spot indicators of hidden damage and how to investigate their sources and discuss your findings with your clients, without unreasonably increasing your inspection time.

 


Industrial Safety


The first step in developing a safety plan for a manufacturing facility is easy.  Just look around you and use your imagination.  If an employee is doing maintenance work above a piece of machinery, they could fall.  So a safety harness is needed to prevent injury. What usually causes problems for a safety professional is not going far enough to think of the next “what if." What if the harness fails or was used incorrectly and the worker falls and is now injured and trapped behind that machine?  How will you know the accident happened?  Assign an observer who can spot trouble and report any accidents immediately.  How will you rescue the worker in a timely manner without further causing injury to the victim or endangering the rescue team?  With trained responders, pre-staged communication, and safety and medical equipment at the worksite, your team will be ready to go.

Integrity IQ Ethics Training


Welcome, team, to our Ethics and Compliance Training. Integrity is not just in our company name; it’s at the heart of everything we do. Today, we'll discuss our company's code of conduct, legal compliance, and ethical standards. We'll go through real-life scenarios to understand the importance of making moral decisions and the consequences of not doing so. Remember, maintaining our reputation starts with each one of us. Let's commit to upholding the highest standards of integrity.
Intermail


Here are some instructions to help you set-up your personalized mailbox here at Intermail.  We’ve already assigned you a secure server and access phone numbers, so what you need to do is set up an account name and password.  This will allow you to access your voice mail and e-mail from the office or when you're away.  Once you’ve set up your mailbox, we recommend testing your account.  You can do this by simply logging on with your account name, and choosing the “test” option from the main menu.

Johnson's Furniture 2


Choice.  Quality.  Service.  Affordability.  This is Johnson’s Furniture Store.  We want our customers to know us by these terms.  We express our image through the use of advertising and our promotional department here at Johnson’s.  Do we appeal to the consumer?  And if so, why?  These are just a few questions we need answered to ensure that our efforts in promoting Johnson’s Furniture are successful.  It takes feedback, whether it’s positive or negative, in order for us to move forward.  Our team of marketing experts is here to get the feedback we need, but we need everyone’s participation to ensure that our goals are met. 
Kinsey Trust


Formed in 1928, The Kinsey Trust was created to help ease the financial burden of college for matriculating freshmen. Through a series of charitable donations and foundations, we distribute monies to deserving candidates all across the United States. For nearly a century, the people that serve the Kinsey Trust have worked to increase the amount of financial aid the trust can distribute. With your support we hope to reach our new goal: assisting more than a quarter of a million students by fiscal year 2020. Joining us today to answer your questions are all five members of our board of trustees and the president of the Kinsey Trust.


Laurie Microsystems


Building on the strength and integrity of our 30 years of experience in advanced electronics for the aerospace industry, Laurie Microsystems continues to be a leader in the new century.  The design groups for both our ground and space communication systems share in the goals of our founder Mark Laurie: lead by design, learn by desire and achieve through knowledge. Educational board president Connie Laurie has repeated time and again that the future of aerospace technology is in the education of our children. Today, Laurie Microsystems is proud to offer scholarships to outstanding college-bound high school students in science and mathematics.

Loss Prevention


As a loss prevention specialist, there are many things you need to be aware of. Once a crime has been committed it's too late.  Disruption to law abiding customers, employee time loss and prosecution expenses will create losses for the company, even if the merchandise is returned undamaged. To help you excel at your job, we want to teach you some techniques that will help you recognize possible loss situations before they occur. There are numerous behaviors that can indicate that shoplifting, the most common form of loss, is about to occur. By watching people’s movements, habits, and where they are looking, you can determine a lot about their true intentions. Observe the suspect in this next video clip. See if you can identify three behaviors that are likely signs of criminal intent.


Marketing Seminar


Now, in this video, we'll talk about the concept of specialization.  If you were a cosmetic surgeon looking to boost the public image of your new state of the art practice, who would you rather hire; a public relations firm that deals with all types of clients or one that works exclusively with cosmetic surgeons?  That’s right, chances are you’ll hire the specialty firm.  Marketing yourself as a specialist can offer a number of advantages. The pool of potential clients for your service will be smaller, but you’ll be able to advertise to them more effectively. You’ll also be in a better position to build your reputation and receive referrals from clients to their colleagues.  As your reputation grows, the work you’ve done in the field will reinforce your value to new clients and allow you to charge higher prices.

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Let me ask you this: If you were a cosmetic surgeon looking to boost the public image of your new state of the art practice, who would you rather hire; a public relations firm that deals with all types of clients or one that works exclusively with cosmetic surgeons?  That’s right, chances are you’ll hire the specialty firm.  So, in this video, we'll talk about how marketing yourself as a specialist can offer a number of advantages. The pool of potential clients for your service will be smaller, but you’ll be able to advertise to them more effectively. 
Mass Customization


Henry Ford's company constructed one million Model T Fords.  Every one of them rolled off the line painted in black, identical and affordable. With the Model T, Ford invented the idea of mass manufacturing, and the market was revolutionized.  But a hundred years later, Henry Ford's ideas have been copied the world over -- and taken to extremes.  Work forces with next to no labor costs or regulations have moved in to mass manufacture items at costs per item that massively undercut the cost of the same product in developed countries. So what’s the next big idea for developed nations?  Mass Customization.  Whether it's a refrigerator with a separate compartment for a regional food, or design elements catering to varied global tastes, companies are shifting the emphasis to design and fluid manufacturing processes to rapidly adapt to consumer trends. 




Midi


Now that you have your new Km-4000 keyboard assembled, you're ready to connect it to your other equipment. Looking at the back of your keyboard you’ll notice a port labeled . is a standardized protocol developed by manufacturers of electronic music devices that allows machines from one manufacturer to pass information to machines made by other manufacturers. Once compatible devices are connected, they can record, share, and playback sequences. A sequence is slightly different from an audio-only sequence because the device will also store the order in which you played the keys. In other words, when you play back a sequence the computer can play back the sounds and activate the keys.


Mutual Home Life


Congratulations on choosing Mutual Home Life as the place to start your new career. We hope that you’ll come to think of us as a family and not just an employer. We’ve made every effort to ensure your transition to working here is a smooth one. Some of the benefits you’ll receive as a member of the Mutual Home Life family include medical coverage, vacation time, flex pay, and on-site child care facilities. We know there’s a lot for you to learn, so we’ve created this module to help you get acclimated to your new surroundings and job responsibilities.


Nelson Group


Have you ever called a business with something important to ask, only to have that call answered by a person who sounded disinterested or antagonistic? Well, here at The Nelson Group, we want everyone answering a phone to sound like they’re happy to be talking to a customer. Remember, the customer can’t be an interruption of your work because the customer is your work. Now, there are a lot of different ways to answer a telephone, so what we’re going to learn today is how we answer the phones here at the Nelson Group. The first rule of telephone work; smile when you answer the phone. If your customer is having a bad day it puts them at ease and helps ensure a comfortable conversation.


North Lakeside Policy Guide


This video is designed to help you, the North Lakeside employee, understand the new policies we’ll be following at this facility. For our first example I’d like to introduce you to Charles.  Charles is a happy employee. He shows up to work on time every day, shares a smile with everyone, and generally enjoys his job. So why is the security guard stopping Charles today? Because Charles forgot about the new Clean In/Clean Out policy. That’s right, Charles tried to enter the building with his cellular phone. We want to keep confidential information out of the hands of our competitors, so our new policy states that all items like cell phones, cameras, and other electronic equipment must be left outside the building.

Prairie Land Customer Relations


“How can I help you today?” When you hear that phrase today it often sounds mechanical at best, like something out of a manual. But when there is a relationship between two people, like the relationship between a customer and the pharmacist they trust, “How can I help you?”  says a lot. It means, ”I recognize you. I remember your needs and I would like to know how I can help you now.” Here at Prairie Land Pharmacies, this is our idea of customer service. Building relationships can be just as important as filling prescriptions.  

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”I recognize you. I remember your needs and I would like to know how I can help you now.” Here at Prairie Land Pharmacies, this is our idea of customer service. You may be wondering if getting to know customers will negatively impact your ability to work efficiently. In fact, the opposite is true. Building relationships can be just as important as filling prescriptions.  In order to do your job you must get accurate medical information from the patient.   No matter how many questions you ask, if they do not trust you enough to be forthcoming, costly and possibly tragic errors can occur.

Professional Camera Owner's Manual

CAMERA OWNER'S MANUAL


Now, before you all stampede out the door to purchase your new professional camera, I want to wrap up with one last piece of advice. You need to read your owner's manual. I know it's a scary looking little book, full of menus and new terms, but you can handle it. First, be not afraid. The manuals that come with cameras today are well written and often include a quick start guide that will have you taking pictures in moments. Second, don't be a glutton. Instead of trying to read the whole manual in one sitting, learn a feature or two every time you take the camera out. In no time at all you'll be using the camera like the pro you want to be, and will only need to refer to your manual for occasional guidance.

Professional Quilt Restoration


Welcome to The Quilt Shop's Professional Quilt Restoration Class.  The first step in the professional restoration of a quilt is identifying what needs to be repaired.  Discoloration is the most common type of fabric damage you will see.  Prolonged contact with wood surfaces that have a higher acidity level than the fabric, or plastic surfaces where mildew can form, can cause a variety of discolorations and different methods will be needed to clean each of them.  The second step is to mark any frayed, torn or disintegrated fabric panels with a brass safety pin for repairs.  Complete your inspection by wrapping a vacuum hose with a layer of bridal tulle and removing all the dust and hair from the undamaged sections of the quilt.  Now that your inspection has been completed, you need to decide if it makes sense to proceed with the restoration.  Quilts often have more sentimental than monetary value.

Professor Judy Mitchell


Professor Judy Mitchell brings both her love of music and a unique teaching style to the students at the Seamore Conservatory. With 40 years of experience as a professor and by the example of her own rigorous performance schedule, Professor Mitchell shows her students by example that discipline is just as important as talent in any aspiring artist. Seamore Conservatory is pleased to honor Professor Mitchell with this year's prestigious Faculty Excellence Award, which includes a $10,000 grant for assistance in the pursuit of creative and scholarly projects.

Professor Sam Winterberg


At Southside University, our faculty strives to make each student’s experience unique and rewarding. Faculty members are all encouraged to remain active in the professional world as well as the educational world. For example, Professor Sam Winterberg is an associate professor of communications design who specializes in package design. In addition to his 25-year teaching career at Southside, he operates his own design studio and has amassed an award-winning body of work. A native of Los Angeles, Professor Winterberg received both his bachelor’s and master’s degrees in communications design from Hardy College.

Profit Analysis


Last quarter's numbers showed a slight decline in total revenue recovery. Clearly, a part of this is due to our staffing issues in the northwestern division, but there are also some larger issues that need to be observed. Page 22 in your presentation packet provides a few key points that you, as a stockholder, should be aware of. First, let’s look at some of the positives: as a company our profitability margin increased by 3.9% in the last quarter, resulting in an end-of-fiscal-year total profit of $17.6 million. Revenue streams were up in eight out of thirteen divisions, and the new product division boasted an impressive 172% increase in profits.

Resort Event Planning

When a client calls in to book an event at our resort, your first priority is to let them know that you will work with them in a professional, pleasant manner.  You’ll be their primary contact throughout the event planning process, and we’ve lined up lots of resources to help you.  First, get the client to talk about what type of event they have in mind and the budget within which they are working.  Whenever a client makes a request that will require the involvement of a specialty department, transmit that request through our message system while you’re on the phone.   In less than a minute, a staff member in each department should respond with available dates, a list of questions you should ask, and cost estimates. 


Restaurant Planning


Fast food and chain restaurants will always hold a certain percentage of the market, but fine American cuisine is coming of age.   The celebrity chef has become a fixture in American culture and there is at least one world-class restaurant in every major city in the United States.   The only way to stand out in a field this competitive is to focus on hospitality.  Tremendous detail will be put into hiring a chef and their menu, the decor, the advertising and the business plan, but staff selection is often treated as an afterthought. And that...can be a big misstep. So in this video, we are going to make sure you start off on the right foot. 
Safety Contest


In order to continue our achievements in health and safety, we have instituted a new recognition program for safe working employees. Each quarter will offer a new incentive prize to shifts that remain injury free. For the first quarter, every employee who remains injury free will receive a free t-shirt. For the second quarter, each employee will receive a $50 gas card. The third quarter will offer up a catered food event or cookout as recognition, and the fourth quarter will reward every injury free employee with a $100 gift card. We realize that it takes a team effort to keep our safety standard at such a high level, and if you remain committed to working safely in the coming year, we will recognize your achievements.

ShieldTech Data Security Awareness Training

ShieldTech Data Security Awareness Training
Welcome, team, to our Data Security Awareness session. Today, we're going to focus on protecting our company's and customers' information. Remember, security starts with you. Always use strong, unique passwords and never share them. Be cautious with emails; phishing attempts can be sophisticated. If you need clarification on an attachment or link, do not click it. Please report it. Lastly, always lock your computer when away from your desk. Let's keep our data safe and secure.

Stellar Service Customer Training
STELLAR SERVICE CUSTOMER EXCELLENCE TRAINING


Good morning. Today's training is all about elevating our customer service. At Stellar Service, every interaction is an opportunity to build trust and loyalty. Listen actively to understand not just the words but the emotions behind them. Empathize, reassure, and take actionable steps to solve problems. Remember, a happy customer is our best advocate. Let's go above and beyond, turning challenges into triumphs and customers into champions.

SWAT Team Training


The goal of this intensive program is to provide the newly assigned Special Response Team member with the basic fundamental skills and tactics to successfully perform his or her duties. This course is specifically designed for officers who have been assigned to SWAT and have not received previous specialized training. This program includes classroom instruction, hands-on exercises utilizing moveable and stationary structures, and live fire.  All participants must pass a basic physical examination and law enforcement weapons certification test prior to engaging in this program.

Third Quarter Presentation


As this chart shows, third-quarter profits were up by 14 percent. We can attribute this growth to a number of new developments in our media technologies department. However, the three percent loss visible in the hardware department is clearly a cause for concern. If you look at this graph comparing third-quarter performance over the past five years, you can see a trend slowly developing. We believe this trend to be a long-term growth indicator, but we need to make sure that stockholders understand the value of developing technologies to our bottom line.  

TimeWise Management Training


Welcome to our Time Management and Productivity Training. In today's fast-paced environment, managing our time efficiently is more important than ever. We'll cover setting priorities, breaking tasks into manageable steps, and avoiding common time-wasters. We'll also introduce tools and techniques to help keep you organized and focused. Remember, being busy doesn't always mean being productive. Let's make every moment count.

Tools for Business Success


Yesterday, we talked about how to find your passion.  Today, let's discuss how to turn your passion into a successful business.  As with most things in life, the action of creating a business isn’t nearly as hard as deciding what action to take and defining why it is critical for you to follow through.  To clarify your goals, we suggest you start by making a mission statement.  
Trading Up


World Financial Radio, the international business community's premiere news source for financial information, will be trading up to a new home in the New World Stock Exchange complex.  Beginning on Monday, October 1st, we will move up the dial to WFLR 1500 AM.  The announcement of our new partnership with the stock exchange news service represents the strategic joining of two financial information powerhouses and will allow both services to expand their comprehensive and insightful coverage of international markets and their impact on American companies.  NWSE Chairman William Hammell stated, "We think our affiliation with World Financial Radio will establish a strong platform for the long term growth of the financial information services we already offer our clients, and increase awareness of our products throughout the world. It's a very exciting time for us.”


Walton And Sons


Over the last three generations, the name Walton and Sons has become synonymous with trust. When designing a home, Walton and Sons considers every aspect of design and construction. With focus on efficiency, space, heating, light, ventilation, and security, Walton and Sons set a new standard in home construction. You can be sure that when you buy a Walton home, you're getting the most for your money.

Wedge Point Marketing Seminar


Now, lets turn to the concept of specialization.  If you were a cosmetic surgeon trying to boost the public's awareness of your new practice, who would you rather hire: a public relations firm that deals with all types of clients or one that works exclusively with cosmetic surgeons?  Chances are you’ll want to hire the specialty firm.  Why compete with everyone in a big market when you can just make one of your own?  Marketing yourself as a specialist can give you a number of advantages.  The pool of potential clients for your service will be smaller, but you’ll be able to advertise to them more effectively and reach better quality clients.  You are also in a better position to build your reputation and receive referrals from clients and their peers.  As your reputation grows, the work you’ve done in the field will reinforce your value to new clients and allow you to charge higher prices.  

Winglove Corporate Training

 


As a sales team leader it is your job to motivate the selling force here at Winglove Corporation, generate new sales, maintain current contracts and meet team goals.  Everyone at Winglove is also responsible for providing the best in customer service.  In order to do this, you’ll need to know every aspect of the products we sell.  During the next hour of this training video, we will focus on just that.  So get out your pen and notebook, you’ll want to take notes to prepare for the quiz at the end of this training session. Ready? Let’s get started.

Allergic Rhinitis


Allergic Rhinitis is the name of a collection of seasonal or perennial symptoms that may include nasal congestion, conjunctivitis or inflammation of the eye, and pruritis or itching.  The body’s response to allergens begins with the proliferation of multiple types of immune responder cells in the bloodstream.  Polymorphonuclear leukocytes, T-cells, neutrophils and eosinophils multiply rapidly to counteract the effects of inflammatory cytokines interleukins (IL)-1 beta, IL-2, 4, 5 and 8.  This massive and concentrated response by the immune system is the primary cause of the swelling and congestion associated with allergic rhinitis.


Aloe Vera

Aloe barbadensis, also known as the lily of the desert, has long been recognized for its moisturizing properties. When the leaves of the aloe vera plant are crushed, the fragmentation of mucillaginous cells produces a clear gel-like substance containing nitrogen, sulfur, and mucopolysaccharide compounds that have been scientifically proven to stimulate healing. Used topically, aloe vera gel's protease inhibitor, bradykinase, decreases swelling and reduces pain. 
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis


Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, better known as Lou Gehrig’s disease or ALS, affects over 30,000 people each year in the U.S. alone.  ALS is a neurodegenerative disease that progresses slowly, damaging nerve cells.  It destroys the flow of motor neurons that normally send messages from the brain to muscles in the legs and arms.  Abnormal muscle movements, such as twitching and spasms, are followed by an increase in muscle tissue loss, which leads to a condition known as wasting.  Research has been unsuccessful in finding a cause, though there is evidence that free radicals, as well as defective enzymes, may be involved.

Arterial Anatomy


Ask most people to describe an artery and they’ll describe some sort of passive, flexible system of tubing that blood flows through.  In reality, arteries are anything but passive plumbing.  An artery is a dynamic muscular structure that facilitates circulation by expanding and contracting in response to variations in blood pressure.  The artery comprises of several layers of tissue.  The outermost layer is made of connective tissue and provides the artery's structure.  The middle layer is a smooth elastic muscle that can contract and relax in response to blood pressure variations. The inner layer comprises of a thin layer of endothelial cells.  Inflammation and injury to the endothelial cells can trigger the aggregation of blood platelets, arteriosclerotic lesions and the hardening of the arteries associated with heart disease and stroke.

Atlantic Oceanographic & Meteorological Laboratory
ATLANTIC OCEANOGRAPHIC & METEOROLOGICAL LABORATORY

The Atlantic Oceanographic and Meteorological Laboratory, or AOML, is the foremost hurricane tracking facility in the United States. Through their Hurricane Research Division, or HRD, the AOML works to advance the basic physical understanding of hurricanes as well as to improve forecasts of hurricanes and tropical meteorological systems. One sizable component of the HRD's research is its annual program of flights aboard research aircraft that belong to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, or NOAA. These planes include two WP-3D turboprops and a Gulfstream IV-SP jet, and they are operated out of the NOAA's Aircraft Operations Center, located in Tampa, Florida.

B-Cell Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma

B-CELL NON-HODGKIN’S LYMPHOMA

Large B-cell Lymphoma, the most common type of non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, is a diffuse form of the disease responding to potentially curative treatments in approximately 40 percent of patients.  Chemotherapy is the primary treatment administered to patients diagnosed with this disease, with additional therapies indicated for various subpopulations of patients.   In children and youth, chemotherapy alone has been proven as an effective treatment regimen in up to 70 percent of cases.  In studies with older patients, there‘s a strong indication that the inclusion of additional therapies early in the treatment cycle, such as a newer class of drugs called Monoclonal antibodies, can reduce the recurrence of the lymphoma during the first two years.

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Bioinformatics


Bioinformatics, not to be confused with computational biology, refers to the development, and advancement of the means used to analyze biological data.  Methods of analysis may include the use of algorithms, or statistical models to analyze large volumes of biological data, generated during the processes of gene sequencing, gene expression, protein structure alignment and predictions, and other complex biological processes. 
Black Holes


There are many observations and ideas supporting the existence of black holes.  Einstein's theory of general relativity must be accepted in order for the concept of black holes to have any weight.  The accepted construct of a black hole is such: as an object approaches a black hole, the energy required for the object to escape continually increases until a point known as the event horizon.  At the event horizon, escape is impossible.  Time and space are distorted to such an extent that no amount of energy can keep the object from being pulled into the center.

Calendering


Fabric is far from finished when it comes off the loom.  Texturizing, as well as temporary and performance finishes, can all alter the appearance and properties of the fabric. Calendering is a finishing method that can create glamorous textures.   Basic calendering uses pressure as it moves through heated rollers to flatten the weave.  If the fibers of the fabric can be melted, it can be passed through hot textured rollers and permanently embossed.  Calendering two layers of ribbed fabric, slightly off the grain, creates a moiré effect.  When resins or waxes are applied to fabric before calendaring, a glazed or high-gloss finish will result.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome


Compression of the median nerve in the wrist resulting in numbness or pain in the hand or thumb is commonly referred to as carpal tunnel syndrome.  The carpal tunnel is an opening between small bones and the flexor retinaculum, a fibrous bridge that spans those bones.  The flexor tendons to the fingers also pass through this tunnel, surrounded by slippery synovial sheaths, which protect the tendons from friction.  The primary cause of carpal tunnel syndrome is often impossible to identify, though some occupations involving repetitive use of the hands, such as computer programming or instrumental music, tend to have a higher incidence rate than the population at large. Treatments for the syndrome can range from wearing splints and getting hydrocortisone injections to surgical procedures that cut the fibers of the retinaculum.

Chelation


Chelation therapy is a non-surgical procedure that safely aids in the removal of body toxins found in particular metals such as lead, mercury, and cadmium.  Ingested metals from commercially sprayed foods and water, and repeated exposure to chemicals or car exhaust can collect in plaque deposits that restrict blood flow throughout the circulatory system.  Chelators remove metals, as well as other toxic substances, that interfere with normal body functions.  In mild cases of toxicity, however, some over-the-counter formulas have proven successful for treatment.

Chilis as a Topical Treatment


A chocolate and chili pepper facial wrap or a cayenne pepper cream might sound like an outrageous treatment for injuries and neuropathy, but they actually make sense.  Capsaicin, the active ingredient that creates the burn in chilis and cayenne pepper, can warm the skin and make it receptive to the antioxidant-rich chocolate.  For patients suffering nerve pain that is resistant to pain medications from conditions such as diabetic neuropathy, cayenne creams are a welcome alternative treatment.  In larger amounts, Capsaicin is what physicians call a counterirritant.  The burn of the capsaicin will initially increase the discomfort of the patient, but then the over-stimulated nerves will greatly decrease the pain for a period of days or weeks afterward. 

Chlorophyll


Chlorophyll is a fat-soluble molecule, created in the chloroplast compartments of plant cells,  by converting electromagnetic energy into chemical energy in a process called photosynthesis.  Easily absorbed into the body, this molecule offers us many health benefits.  The pigment in chlorophyll contains potent antioxidants that can reduce the formation of cancerous cells in the body.  Chlorophyll also contains vitamin K1, carotene and calcium.  All three of these components are necessary to build and maintain bone density. 

Cochlear Implant Surgery Orientation


As with any medical procedure, cochlear implant surgery does have risks associated with it.  This patient orientation video is designed to answer some of our patients’ most common questions about the surgery itself and post-surgical follow-up.  The implant surgery will take several hours to complete.  While the receiver, stimulator and electrode array are placed underneath your skin, you’ll be put under by general anesthesia.  Your hospital stay, including recovery from anesthesia, will range from 24 to 48 hours.  Please make arrangements to have someone transport you home and get any prescriptions for pain medication or antibiotics your doctor feels are needed. 


A nurse practitioner will visit you once a week while you recover from the surgery. Once the surgical incision heals, which usually takes about four weeks, you will be fitted for the external portion of the device by an audiologist who will begin the programming process.  An intensive listening program will be used as physical therapy for the ear to maximize your adaptation to the implant.

Computer Hacking


Computer hacking is a problem affecting all technologically-based companies, especially those who employ extensive HTML files for their websites.  Since HTML files are nothing more than plain text files, any text editor can be used to modify them.  Often, large word processor packages will allow users to save files as plain text.  All HTML files end with .html (unless they are on a DOS machine, in which case .htm must suffice).  Tags modify text, either formatting it to look different, or making the text a link to elsewhere on the net.  To link text webward involves nothing more than taking the address of a net.resource and adding to it, a simple task for most hackers.

Costs of Endometriosis


Among the autoimmune disorders suffered by millions in the United States, Endometriosis is one of the least understood.  Affecting women of all ages and economic classes, this mysterious and often debilitating disease can have severe consequences, and triggers more than 1 billion dollars in medical procedures each year.  “Endometrial-like tissues” should only grow in the lining of the Uterus.  When they begin to grow in areas as diffuse as the abdominal cavity, lymph nodes or even in the outer extremities, the patient can suffer extreme discomfort. While autoimmune illness may be the proximal cause of endometriosis, environmental exposures to dioxin and dioxin-like compounds have emerged as a likely causative factor.



Documenta Content Server


Documenta Content Server lets users view, annotate, and print virtually any file format.  Documenta will fortify content securely through the new Copyworks Secure Control software, which includes block-out programming,  content expiration monitoring and password protection.  It's fast, secure, and easy to use. Configuration of the system within the content provider's web-infrastructure will require some special knowledge.  This tutorial is designed to lead the content provider step by step through the installation and configuration process to ensure smooth operation for administrators and end users.


Eco Med


Eco Med, formerly Branford Medical Devices, is pleased to announce our initial stock offering today. Eco Med is the world's first medical supply company dedicated to the production of safe, effective and affordable medical supplies that also reduce the impact of medical wastes on the environment. This approach has led to steady growth and a positive outlook among our customers and our investors. By creating products acceptable within the more regulated EU markets, we have increased our potential market and created a solid brand following among Eco-conscious consumers and institutions. Companies looking to increase their green-friendly profile and reduce waste management cost are also turning to us.

Electrophysiologic Testing


Specific choroidal, retinal, and optic nerve diseases, including diabetic retinopathy and vein occlusions, can be easily diagnosed using electrophysiologic testing.  The most common electrophysiologic test, the electroretinogram, allows the practitioner to examine both daytime and nighttime functions of the retina.  Another electrophysiologic test, the electrooculogram, is often used in conjunction with the electroretinogram to diagnose diseases that affect the retinal pigment epithelium.  Both tests provide excellent information as to how the patient’s retina is functioning and supply the practitioner with data for support or confirmation of diagnosis.

Elements of Visual Composition


The design decisions made by an artist are ultimately a matter of individual tastes.  However, the process used to arrive at those decisions is the same for a lot of formally trained artists.  A visual artist who knows the eight elements of visual composition can dissect a design and spot flaws before costly materials or time are wasted.  The eight elements that need to be considered are line, shape, position, space, mass, density, texture and color.  Let's begin with the element of line.  You can evoke different emotions from an observer just by changing the quality of a line from straight to jagged.  A line can be thick and delicately curved or thin and sharply angled.  A line can even be implied by the use of negative space between objects in a design.  The different types of lines you can create are infinite.

Environmental Science


Perchlorate is not quite as hazardous as many EPA scientists have estimated, but it is more harmful than many of the chemicals manufacturers have suggested. This is according to a report by the National Academy of Sciences. The safe dose recommended by the committee, 0.7 micrograms per kilogram of a person’s body weight per day, is over 20 times higher than the EPA’s reference dose, but at least 7 times lower than the Perchlorate industry’s recommendations.  The report is unlikely to dispel controversy about safe levels of Perchlorate in drinking water.



 However, because calculating such levels involves additional information about exposure sources, as well as choices about whom to protect.

Fibromyalgia


Fibromyalgia is one of the most common rheumatic syndromes in ambulatory general medicine. It affects approximately three to ten percent of the general population.  Clinical research has shown the affliction to have several symptomatic similarities to Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.  Musculoskeletal pain predominates in Fibromyalgia,  whereas muscular weakness dominates in cases of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Though a cause has not been found, it has been proposed that depression, viral infections, and sleep disorders may be contributing factors.  For one wishing to approach their diagnosis using natural medicinal methods, common food allergens such as dairy, corn, wheat, eggs, and tomatoes should be eliminated from their diet.                                       

Fluoride


Cheap, plentiful man-made fluoride was added to drinking water in the 1940’s to harden teeth and reduce cavities in children.  Some physicians had concerns that distributing fluoride in the water made it impossible to control dosages.  The benefits were thought to outweigh any potential side effects, though. Fluorosis, a condition caused by the ingestion of excessive amounts of fluoride, was first noticed among inner city children.  The urban water systems generally retained higher concentrations of fluoride and children began to develop chalky white spots on their teeth.  These spots were ironically areas where the tooth had become brittle because of too much fluoride.  More alarming was that the same process happens simultaneously to all the other bones of the body.

Food Irradiation


Food irradiation, first approved in 1987 by the FDA to kill microorganisms and insects in raw foods, exposes food to streams of gamma radiation produced by recycled cobalt-60 and cesium-137.   Doses of radiation allowed range from 1 kilo-Gray (equivalent to 30 million chest x-rays) on fresh fruits and 30 kilo-Grays on herbs and spices.  This process does not create radioactivity, but it does create chemical substances that are not naturally present in raw foods.  These new substances, called radiolytic products or unique radiolytic products, might be present in amounts that may or may not have a long-term impact on health. Studies in regards to this have yet to be conducted.  Familiar radiolytic products include formaldehyde, benzene and peroxide.

Gastric Bypass Risks

Your physician has given you this video as an educational aid to help you understand the risks of elective weight loss surgery. After viewing this video, please return to your physician with any questions you have about the procedure. Success for recipients of this surgery is defined as a 50% loss of excess weight that is sustained for up to five years. After recovery from your procedure is completed you’ll leave the controlled environment of the hospital and take on an important role in your own weight loss success. 
Global Defense Industries


Welcome to Global Defense Industries, a leader in defense and security technology. GDI prides itself on developing cutting edge technologies while retaining traditional values. From armored personnel carriers to information technology and beyond, GDI offers support and reliability in areas as diverse as logistics, infrastructure, data farming, and internal logic. Our products represent tomorrow's technology -- today. For a detailed investor portfolio and information about GDI's products and services, simply click on the "Investors" tab and fill out an information request form.

Health-Pro Partner Services


The Health-Pro Partnership Agreement represents a major improvement over old health care partnership models. Let your clinical staff function at their best by keeping them on mission-critical tasks, while we handle the rest. In addition to the traditional services you’d expect, including medical records management and supply streamlining, we also provide after hours phone support, extended warranties and emergency maintenance on mission-critical equipment. Advanced training to help your clinical and support staff keep up with the latest biomedical technologies is also available nationwide. Based on your geographical region, additional service options are also offered. For details about these, please refer to appendix A of your customized proposal.  

Heart Bypass


When working with patients with multiple severe heart blockages, catheter techniques are of limited utility and heart bypass surgery is recommended. The procedures developed in the 1970’s still remain the foundation for this life-saving procedure.  The primary surgeon can choose to harvest any of a number of different veins to create the bypass.  Veins harvested from the leg by an assisting surgeon can be sewn first to the aorta and then to the coronary arteries beyond the blockage by the primary surgeon.  The left and right internal mammary arteries can also be freed for use on bypasses that will be positioned on the left or right side of the heart.

Injuries caused by IED's

INJURIES CAUSED BY IED’S


In the past decade, technological and logistical advances in battlefield medicine and body armor have dramatically reduced battlefield casualties and proportionally increased the number of severely wounded soldiers. Amputation and brain injuries are commonly understood to be the result of attacks by improvised explosive devices, also known as IED’s. Burn injuries caused by these devices, however, are rarely discussed and the body armor worn by the soldiers can do little to protect them from the searing heat of an explosion.  Military physicians faced with severe damage to a limb or burns over a large percentage of the body know that burns are the more dangerous injury over the long term. Burn injuries carry the same severe risk of infection and also tax the internal organs.  The skin can’t retain fluids and this taxes the kidneys even as burned lungs struggle to take in oxygen.  Burn injuries also require more will to survive because they are extremely painful and every part of the treatment will cause more pain.    

Intelligence Theories


Neuroscientists are pushing technology every day to make amazing discoveries about the structure of the brain and the electrochemical sea that fuels it.  One thing technology can’t see yet is the sum of all those parts: intelligence.  Where does it occur? How do we measure it?  Early theories imagined a discreet area of the brain devoted to processing all the information we learn from the outside world like a single processor bio-computer.  The most widely accepted theory today is Howard Gardner’s theory of multiple intelligences.  Gardner’s theory suggests a more dynamic system using all areas of the brain in concert to process information gathered from inside and outside the body. 

Kinematics


Two-dimensional kinematic equations are used to describe the motion of objects moving in both the horizontal and vertical planes, or the x and y planes.  Two types of motion fit in this category: projectiles and objects traveling in a uniform circle.  Projectile motion equations allow you to calculate the speed, height, distance, and time it will take any object that is thrown into the air and traveling along a curve to arrive at a point.  The formulas for uniform circular motion allow you to find the velocity, radius, period, and centripetal force of any travel in a constant circle like a rock on the end of a string.  In other words, you can find out how fast the rock is traveling, how big the circle is, how long it takes to complete one revolution, and how much force it is generating.

Knee Surgery


New developments in image-guided medical technology like OrthoTool’s Surgical Navigation Software are revolutionizing joint replacement surgery.  This technology assists the surgeon not only by providing magnified images of the procedure in real time, but also by providing visual enhancements that can improve the alignment of the replacement joint. For example, the software can help avoid deviations of the leg's axis during the implantation of double-high cruciate-preserving knees and posterior stabilized knees. Our micro-camera system has also reduced incision size by up to 50% during knee arthroscopy procedures.



Late to the Party


In a famous moment of scientific insight, neuroscientist Benjamin Libet observed that during brain surgeries on epileptic patients there was an odd bit of lag time between when he would touch his patients' hands and when they said they felt it, and the same delay happened before they moved their hand if he touched the brain directly. What causes the delay?  It turns out that all the different parts of our brain have to consult with each other before we can be aware of any sensory input or the decision to move will become part of our conscious awareness. In his next experiment, Libet hooked college students up to an EEG machine and told them to move their hand whenever they were ready.  Every time, the EEG registered the brain activity signaling a decision two-tenths of a second before the person actually moved.

Lower Limb Prosthesis Selection


After the massively destructive procedure of amputation, healing and the assignment of effective prosthetic devices can take months or years. Healing from amputation is a long, complicated process and the amputation site remains swollen long after surgery.   When the swelling has reduced, rehabilitation can begin, but the prosthesis used will be temporary.  The patient must first learn to strengthen weight-bearing and ambulatory muscles and reestablish a sense of balance.  To make the rehabilitation easier, larger and stiffer prostheses are used at first.  After healing and rehabilitation, the patient can select from hundreds of different components and materials to meet their needs.  For example, an older patient who intends to move only short distances would place a premium on balance and stability.  For a young patient who wants to run marathons, a force return system that will react as if it is spring loaded would be required.


Marcus Gunn Pupil


Marcus Gunn Pupil, more descriptively named as Afferent Pupillary Defect or APD, is caused by a defect in the afferent fibers of the eye.  The diagnostic phenomenon of "pupillary escape," triggered when doing a ”swinging flashlight” test, is evidence of an optic nerve conduction defect that triggers both pupils when the abnormal eye is stimulated.  When a patient with normal pupillary responses is tested, both eyes should constrict or re-dilate equally when either eye is stimulated.  In APD, the normal eye will have a greater response when stimulated directly than when the light is shined into the defective pupil.  This is because the brain perceives the light as being dimmer when it is in the affected eye and the normal eye reacts to the brains signal of dimmer light.


Mars Rover


Wildly successful beyond the designer’s original dreams, The Mars Exploration Rover Mission has rewritten the geological history of Mars. Spirit and Opportunity, the little robotic rovers that could, were a key part of NASA's Mars Exploration Program. Among the mission's scientific goals was to search for and categorize the planet's rocks and soils and see if they had been acted upon by water in the past. To accomplish this task both rovers were outfitted with an array of scientific instruments including a panoramic camera, a miniature thermal emission spectrometer, a Mössbauer spectrometer, an alpha particle x-ray spectrometer, a microscopic imager and a rock abrasion tool.

Muscle Contraction


A complex chain reaction happens anytime the body translates the nerve signal to move into actual muscle movement. First, each nerve cell in the muscle needs to be triggered with an electrical nerve signal so it can release calcium. The presence of calcium momentarily neutralizes the non-contractile proteins troponin and tropomyosin.  No longer inhibited, actin and myosin proteins will switch on to rotate and draw in towards each other to link and create connections called cross bridges.  Next, units consisting of actin and myosin, called sarcomeres, change shape and contract as a whole. When many of these sarcomeres shorten simultaneously, we say the muscle is contracting.  The contraction ends when the adenosine triphosphate present in the cross bridges of each sarcomere breaks down.

Nucleic Acids


Located within the nucleus of every single cell are Deoxyribonucleic acid, or DNA, and ribonucleic acid, RNA,. They are responsible for maintaining genetic information within a cell. All forms of life cannot form without them. Adenosine Triphosphate nucleic acid is used as an energy currency.  Nucleic acids consist of nucleosides and ribose or deoxyribose sugar molecules, and one of the nucleic bases: cytosine, thiamine, uracil, guanine, or adenine. Nucleotides are a result of a phosphate group being added to the sugar-based complex.

Orthomolecular Medicine


Orthomolecular medicine is a new branch of the healing arts.  The term "orthomolecular" is Latin for “pertaining to the molecule” and was created by two-time Nobel Prize winner Linus Pauling, Ph.D in 1968.  Orthomolecular physicians study the reaction of the body at a cellular level as molecules in the forms of vitamins, minerals, hormones, amino acids and other nutritional substances enter our cells.   By identifying and correcting nutritional deficiencies at the cellular level, orthomolecular physicians are trying to put out the ”fire of disease” at its source and allow the body to heal itself.  This approach holds particular promise for patients with severe allergies, chronic degenerative diseases like arthritis, and mental diseases. 

Phase Conjugate Wave Technology #2


The applications of phase conjugate wave technology are varied. A pure optical beam is transmitted through an atmosphere, and once its phase conjugate beam, or retroflection, is generated through the use of mirrors, the path of the original optical beam can be precisely retraced. These optical beams are commonly used for optical computing, laser gyroscopes, image processing and laser weapon systems, photolithography, real-time tracking of moving objects, interferometry, and satellite communication systems.

Pleural Mesothelioma


Pleural Mesothelioma, a severe form of lung cancer, is rarely detected in patients until the prognosis is grim, leaving them with a life expectancy of less than 12 months.  Today, The Foundation for Cancer Research Advancement is releasing new findings in the hope that a reliable and affordable test for the presence of elevated blood levels of osteopontin might be developed. In a nationwide study involving more that 500 patients diagnosed with Pleural Mesothelioma, elevated levels of the protein osteopontin were found to correspond with the severity of the disease. Currently, less than five percent of Pleural Mesothelioma patients are diagnosed early enough to get the life saving treatments they need.

    

Pregnancy & Prenatal Care

PREGNANCY & PRENATAL CARE


Now that you know you’re pregnant, why not take a few minutes to schedule your first prenatal care meeting? You’ll learn a lot at this appointment about changes in lifestyle, food consumption, and exercise routines that can improve the health of your baby. The first trimester is an exciting and challenging time, especially for first time parents. During this time, you’re bound to have a lot of questions. Make sure you’ve selected a doctor you feel comfortable with who will be there to guide you through every step of your pregnancy. 
Pycnogenol


Pycnogenol is a bioflavonoid most commonly extracted from pine tree bark. Highly active, Pycnogenol's antioxidant properties are 20 times those found in vitamin C, and 50 times stronger than the antioxidant properties of vitamin E. Additional beneficial properties of Pycnogenol include a powerful stimulative effect on the collagen-rich connective tissues that often deteriorate in patients with arthritis and atherosclerosis.  Pycnogenol is also finding its way into the cosmetic industry, where it’s ability to improve skin elasticity and reduce the damage caused by free radicals is very useful.

Recurring Dreams

 Recurring Dreams

Have you ever awakened from a night's rest feeling somewhat perplexed? Perhaps a little out of sorts? As you slowly begin to make the shift into day and start your morning routine, you might find yourself stating, "I had that dream again." Whatever the dream may have been --  an intense storm, flashes of symbols, colors and numbers, or perhaps flying through the air by your own device -- you will take a few moments to ponder over what it could possibly mean. Recurring dreams may feature components of the future or the past, but typically they are based on key elements of the dreamer's daily life.

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In this next video, we're going to delve into the mysteries of recurring dreams. Think about it, have you ever awakened from a night's rest feeling somewhat perplexed? Perhaps a little out of sorts? As you slowly begin to make the shift into day and start your morning routine, you might find yourself stating, "I had that dream again." Whatever the dream may have been --  an intense storm, flashes of symbols, colors and numbers, or perhaps flying through the air by your own device -- you will take a few moments to ponder over what it could possibly mean. Recurring dreams may feature components of the future or the past, but typically they are based on key elements of the dreamer's daily life.

Repetitive Use Injuries


Relatively weak even in professional athletes, the infraspinatus muscle-tendon covers the lower portion of the scapula and its tendon attaches to the greater tubercle of the humerus at the posterior of the upper arm.  With its poor mechanical advantage and location it is especially prone to repetitive use injuries.   Responsible for lateral rotation of the shoulder, this muscle/tendon unit is active in all motions where the arm is drawn back like a rowing motion or the preparation for a backhand stroke in racket sports. As a trainer, you will have to insist that the athlete do more than change their workout routine.  A quick reduction of inflammation will occur only if daily activities such as reaching back for objects, opening doors, and even writing are severely restricted.

VENs

VENs

The Von Economo Neurons, which are the brains receptors for dopamine, serotonin and vasopressin systems (hereafter referred to as VENs), may be the structure under attack in some dementia patients.  While patients diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease present a wide array of cognitive function losses, patients with frontotemporal dementia develop a specific set of cognitive dysfunctions that include the early breakdown of their emotional and social awareness. Recent studies of brain tissue from autopsied patients with frontotemporal dementia showed evidence of devastating losses in the number of VENs receptors in the pre-frontal cortex when compared to brain tissue samples of patients who had suffered from Alzheimer’s disease.

Viruses

If someone tells you to watch out for the latest virus, do you think of your health, or your computer first?  Oddly enough, it’s a lot more accurate to think of a biological virus as a malicious little bit of code like a computer virus, than as the cartoon bad guys that pop into most people's heads. Viruses aren’t really alive.  A virus is just a tiny parasitic scrap of DNA with a protein coating, that is much smaller than a cell, and they’re nearly indestructible.  You can freeze them in liquid nitrogen, or seal them in a vacuum for millennia, and they’ll still activate when they bump into the right living cell. Like a destructive computer virus, a biological virus will hijack the cell programming by inserting its own genetic code into the cell's nucleus and forcing it to produce more and more copies of the virus until the cell bursts.

Vitamin K


As the baby boom generation ages, diseases once thought to be the unavoidable consequence of aging are receiving increased attention.  In studies of patients with fractures due to osteoporosis, researchers have uncovered a strong correlation between the amount of vitamin K1 circulating in the blood and the severity of the fractures.  The lower the participant's blood level of circulating vitamin K1, the more severe their fractures tended to be. Vitamin K1, which can be found in leafy green vegetables, is responsible for converting the inactive non-collagen protein Osteocalcin into an active form.  Once active, Osteocalcin bonds with calcium and can hold it in place within the bone.  Deficiencies of vitamin K1 impair proper mineralization of the bone, making it more susceptible to severe fractures.

World Health Alliance


Across wide-open farmlands in Nebraska, through the serene forests of Quebec, and into the bustling cities of modern Germany, we’re all more connected than ever. Health challenges in distant regions can echo across the globe, reminding us that illness knows no boundaries and speaks only in the language of struggle and pain. When communities come together to address these issues, we create a ripple effect of resilience, wellness, and hope that knows no borders. We are the World Health Alliance, a global community dedicated to building a healthier, more connected world. 

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Across wide-open farmlands in Nebraska, through the serene forests of Quebec, and into the bustling cities of modern Germany,  health challenges can echo across the globe, reminding us that illness knows no boundaries and speaks only in the language of struggle and pain. When communities come together to address these issues, we create a ripple effect of resilience, wellness, and hope that knows no borders. We are the World Health Alliance, a global community dedicated to building a healthier, more connected world. 

Zebra Fish Tails

AND REGENERATION


If the body can grow new bone anytime it needs to, why don’t our bodies just grow new bone all the time?  Why aren’t we all growing extra livers by the dozen when we know the body can repair or regenerate them? Fascinated by the ability of fish and some amphibians to regrow complex body parts like tails, scientists wondered if these creatures are reprogramming existing cells to new tasks or if they're using resident stem cells to create diverse and complex cellular structures. Part of the answer presented itself in the discovery of gene Wnt5b in the zebra fish.   When activated, this gene releases a protein that inhibits the reproduction of new tail fins in the zebra fish, but when this gene is turned off, the rate of tail fin regeneration is significantly increased.


A Glorious Affair

Thank you for contacting A Glorious Affair, the region's most respected event coordination service.  All of our event professionals are currently assisting other clients, but someone will be with you in just a moment.  Your call is very important to us.  At A Glorious Affair, we offer attentive personal service to every client, and that can take time.  We appreciate your patience and look forward to giving you the same personal attention.  If you would prefer to have us return a call at your convenience, just leave us a message that includes your name and the best time to call by pressing the Star key. 

Autumn Oaks Senior Apartments

 

The benefits of Autumn Oaks Senior Apartments are evident as soon as you walk through the door. This two-bedroom unit features an open living/dining room area, a spacious garage, and two walk-in closets. Its one-and-a-half bathrooms provide comfort and ease-of-access, while the kitchen features modern conveniences, marble countertops, and a handicap-accessible floor plan.  Out the back patio, you’ll notice a lovely wooded area that features both picnic tables and well-lit walking trails. Autumn Oaks prides itself on a calm and peaceful living experience for its residents, and the quiet atmosphere is just one of its many fine selling points.

 

Carpenter Music


Thank you for calling the Carpenter Music Center.  If you know your party’s extension, please dial it now.  For information including hours and directions, please press 1.  For tour schedules and ticket price information, please press 2.  If you need to repeat this list, press the pound key.  Or stay on the line and an operator will assist you shortly.

Community Information Line


You’ve reached the King Island Community Information Line.  Fall is here and that means school is back in session.  Please remember to slow down when driving and watch out for children walking to and from their bus stops.  The King Island Municipal Pool will be closing for renovation on September 25th and will re-open January 10th, just in time for the King Point Sharks to begin training for their high school swim team season.  On October 1st, the statewide traffic alert system will be available online.  Island Residents will be able to receive updates on their mobile devices every 30 minutes during peak traffic hours, alerting them to traffic conditions on the mainland.

Computational Fluid Dynamics Software


Welcome to the official website of the Union of Fluid Dynamic Scientists.  Our union members are proud to sponsor this website and encourage anyone interested in purchasing or acquiring a license to use Computational Fluid Dynamics software to download one of our free educational videos.  Video A offers an introductory course on Fluid Dynamics and explains how CFD software can predict interactions such as flow, heat transfer, displacement and chemical reactions between fluids and solids.  Video B provides a summary of CFD Software packages on the market and their capabilities for purchasing agents and program administrators.  Video C will be of interest to educators and researchers in the field considering the purchase of new software.  Updated regularly, it shows the latest member survey results about the ease of data entry.

Concert Hotline

Thank you for calling the Concert Hotline, brought to you by Night  Productions.  This Saturday night, catch The Uptown Trio at The Go Lounge, with special guests Cousin Eddie.  Doors open at 7 PM, show starts at eight.  Sunday night, Chasing Zoe performs a special acoustic set at The Sapphire Supper Club, starting at 9:30 PM.  Also Sunday, catch One Eyed Jack at the Downtown Jazz & Blues Club, with special guests Root Juice and Lost & Found.  Doors open at 6 PM, show starts at seven.

Doctor's Office



You’ve reached the office of Dr. Michael Salzberg.  If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911.  If you would like to speak to our financial offices about billing or loan payments please press 1.  If you are a current patient and need to cancel or reschedule an appointment due to take place in the next 48 hours, please press 2.  If you are the caretaker of a patient and have a question about post-surgical care or need to speak with the doctor about symptoms you are observing, please press 3.


Double Horseshoe Dude Ranch

Howdy, partners!  Yep, you’ve reached the Double Horseshoe Dude Ranch. It seems there ain’t no one around to help ya out right now, but that sure won’t last long. Now, me personally, I’d go on and leave a message, and you can do that by just waitin’ for the beep. ‘Course, if you’re the impatient type, you can hit the zero button and Sallie Mae the operator will come on the line and jabber with ya all ya want. Watch out, though, she can gossip like nobody’s business!

Enter Your Password

Why are we asking for your password again?  To confirm your identity and protect your personal information we need to confirm your password periodically.  We realize that our customers appreciate both security and convenience.  You can balance your concerns about these issues by choosing your own security interval. To choose the length of time between security checks that best suits your needs, click on the “Security” link located in the “Account Options” menu at the top of the screen.  Remember, the longer the interval between security checks the more vulnerable your personal information is to viewing by unauthorized viewers. 

Farmers Daily Information Line


This is the Farmers Cooperative daily update line.  Today, July 25th, is the 57th day of our growing season without any measurable rain predicted to fall in the Cascade Plains region.  Despite these conditions, 42 of our 56 cooperative members are projecting a normal apple harvest.  Growers of sugar snap peas and apricots have been less severely impacted and 85 percent of the normal harvest is projected to make it to market. To speak to growers directly about their harvest projections and purchase prices, please contact the main offices of the cooperative. Today’s forecast:  our high temperature is predicted to be 76 degrees.  Humidity 72%.  A wind advisory and pesticide ban has been issued for the north end of the Cascade Plains. This includes the northern portions of Carol and Hartford counties.  Gusts up to 30 MPH are expected to last until 5 PM.




Field Science Museum Online


Welcome to the Field Science Museum’s Interactive Website.  On this site you'll be able to learn about the museum's permanent exhibits, play interactive games and see our new online exhibits. These include the Mane-less Lions of Madagascar, Life in the Petrified Forest, and the popular Sue the Tyrannosaurus Rex.   Educators will find teacher guides, downloadable worksheets, and instructions on how to arrange a virtual tour for your class.  To access the teachers-only features on this website, please take a moment to register and acquire a password.  If you need help registering, please click on the help button on the upper right hand corner of the page.

Frontier Town


Hi there!  You’ve reached Frontier Town.  We’re all out on the prairie right now.  Takin’ care of a homestead is hard work, but we’d love to have you over for a spell.  Next month we’ll be hosting our 14th annual Prairie Festival.   The ladies have been putting aside pickles and preserves for weeks and the men have gathered together everything we need to have a great big family festival, reenacting life out here on the prairie.  Now, Ma tells me this new fangled thing will take a message I can hear later if you’ll just leave us a message after the beep.  If you’d like to make reservations to sleep in one of our new luxury bunkhouses or rent a cabin, just tell us that in the message and we’ll get back to ya.  Thanks a lot for calling.



General Craft Foods


You’ve reached the General Craft Food Company’s consumer hotline.  We value your opinions, and appreciate you taking the time to call us.  If you have a complaint or a compliment, please press 2 now.  If you bought a defective food item and are calling for our free replacement service, please press 3.  To receive our free recipe booklet, please press 4.  If you need to speak to a customer assistant, please press 0 or simply stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly.

GPS Directions


In one mile, turn left onto South Washington Street, then merge onto I-90 East. Prepare to turn left… turn left. In 100 yards, merge onto I-90 East. In one-quarter mile, exit right onto Malden Boulevard… prepare to exit right… exit I-90 east onto Malden Boulevard. At the stoplight, turn left… turn left. In approximately 100 yards, you will have reached your destination… arriving at destination… you have arrived at your destination.

 

Hollywood Confidential Online


Welcome to Hollywood Confidential Online!  Now that you’re a subscriber, let's take a look at all of the exciting features you can access!  In addition to up-to-the-minute celebrity news, you’re also now part of the Screeners Club!  This membership will allow you to win tickets to movie previews and other prizes.  Once a week you’ll also receive the Big Screen Review, our e-mail newsletter that gives you behind-the-scenes access to today’s biggest blockbusters.

Innovators Networks


Now that you’re a member of The Innovators Network, you’ll be able to download the brightest public speakers in the world right into your MP3 player.  To help you enjoy these programs, we’ve created some exclusive features for our members.  Each week you’ll receive our e-mail newsletter called Links to Change.  The newsletter will preview upcoming events, link you to member discussions about recent presentations and connect you to our members’ only download page.  This page is the only place where you can download new presentations up to a week before we post them on our public site.  Each time you select a program, we’ll also update your “recommendations page.”  This automatic service creates a list of programs that feature speakers or subjects you’ve downloaded in the past.


Kid Zone

Hey, kids, welcome to Kidzone.com, the home of all the coolest games and activities on the web! I’m Micro, and I’m here to show you around the site. Ok, I know most of you want to go straight to our game section, so see that green button on the left side of the screen? Go ahead and click on that to enter , where you’ll find over 150 new and classic games! 
Lake House Spa & Resort

LAKE HOUSE SPA & RESORT


Welcome to the Lake House Spa and Resort Guest Services Menu.  If you would prefer to speak to the guest services desk directly, please press "star" at any point during this message.  To confirm a spa treatment scheduled to take place in the next 48 hours, please press 1.  If you would like to add a new luxury treatment to your spa schedule, press 2.  To join us on one of our outdoor adventures, press 3.  For reservations at one of our award-winning restaurants, press 4.  To hear this menu again, press 7 or stay on the line and a spa specialist will be with you shortly.




Law Offices of Jenson and Taylor

LAW OFFICES OF JENSON and TAYLOR 


You have reached the Law Offices of Jenson and Taylor.  Please listen carefully, as our options have changed.  If you know your party's extension you may enter it at any time.  To reach the office of Paul Jenson, please press 1.  To reach the office of Meredith Taylor, please press 2.  To reach an operator press 0 or stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly.  

Liberty Independent Insurance


Hello and thank you for calling the Liberty Independent Insurance 24-hour client services line. I’m here to help you get the answers you need. Just say your responses and then I’ll connect you to an agent who can assist you. If you’d like to check on your insurance policy, say “check policy.”  To make a claim of damages to your auto, home or business, say “make a claim.” To check your policy balance, track the status of a payment or make payment arrangements, say “payments.” Unsure of which department you need? To speak directly to an agent for assistance, just say “agent.” 


Medford Wildlife Safari


Hello and thank you for calling. No! Bad lion!  Ow, easy with the claws!  Josh! A little help here! Phew, ha whoo!! Things can be a little wild here at the Medford Wildlife Safari, and darn it, that’s the way we like it.  In fact, wild is our specialty.  Ummm, while we lure this not-so-ferocious predator out of the feeding area, why not leave us a message? 



Medi-Patch Consumer Line

Medi-Patch Consumer Line

This is the Medi-Patch Consumer Information Line. The information offered on this line is not intended as a substitute for advice from your physician. Medi-Patch adhesive pain relieving patches are designed to provide effective, temporary relief for minor aches and pains in muscles and joints associated with arthritis, sprains, back aches, and bruises. Medipatches are safe for use by adults and children over the age of 12. Warning: medi-patches are not recommended for use by individuals with a history of psoriasis, patients undergoing kidney dialysis, or anyone with a known allergy to any of medi-patch's ingredients. To apply a medi-patch: first, remove the film from the back of the patch and apply to a clean, wound-free section of skin. You may reapply medi-patches to the affected area, up to four times a day, for up to seven days.

Mulberry Publishing


You’ve reached the offices of Mulberry Publishing. Please listen carefully to the following message, as our menu options have recently changed. To speak with our graphics department, please press one. For accounting, press two. To reach advertising and sales, press three. For office hours and directions, please press four. To repeat this list, please press the pound key. To speak to an operator, press zero.

Municipal Emergency Maintenance


This is the Municipal Emergency service line.  If you are in physical danger please hang up and call 911.  If you are calling to report a downed electrical line or a gas leak in your home, please go to a safe location now and call 911. To report a water main break, press 1 now.  To report a non-functioning stoplight, press 2 now.  To report a missing manhole cover, press 3 now.  To report the sighting of a dangerous animal, press 4.  For all other emergencies please call 911 to reach your local emergency services.

NanoTech West Reservations

Thank you for calling NanoTech West, the world’s first convention for the nanotechnology industry.  Your call is important to us and a customer service representative will be available to assist you in approximately two minutes.  Did you know that products using nanotechnology are already available at your local sporting goods store?  Socks that contain gold and silver nano-particles to kill foot odor, nanotech golf balls that fly farther down the fairway and the lightest carbon nanotube bicycle components ever made are already available to the general public.  A customer service representative will be with you in just one minute.


New Classic Media


Welcome to New Classic Media, your premier multimedia development firm. For further information check us out on the web at new-classic.org.   If you know your party's extension you may dial it at any time.  For a directory of our employees, press 1 now.  For a list of our departments, press 2 now. For general information or to contact reception, dial extension 202.


 


Omnicron


Welcome to OmniCron Incorporated, the premiere online investment service. On this website, you'll find valuable investment information and tools that will let you take charge of your financial future. We strive to give you the highest level of service, whether you’re an individual or a corporation, an experienced investor or a newcomer who's eager to learn. You can start your journey by clicking on the Omnicron logo in the center of your screen.

Open MRI


This is the Open MRI unit at The Jacob McKinley Medical Center.  We’re pleased to offer non-claustrophobic, state of the art diagnostic imaging.  If you are a patient or physician calling to hear the results of an imaging session, please enter the patient code located at the top of your appointment sheet, followed by the pound sign.  If you would like directions to our facility, press 1.  If you would like to schedule an appointment, press 2.  For questions about billing or insurance claims, press 3.  For our business office, press 4.  If you have any other questions about our services or facilities, please visit our website at mri.jacobmckinley.org, or stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly.

Picture This


Thank you for calling Picture This, your source for all your customized promotional items.  To check on the shipping status of an existing order, press or say 1. To check on the completion date of a T-shirt order, press or say 2.  If you are a current customer and would like to set up automatic replacement shipments, press or say 3.  To speak to our design department about creating a unique promotional item for your next trade show or shareholder event, press or say 4.  For all other inquiries, please stay on the line and the operator will be happy to direct your call.  


Popo's Pizzeria

POPO’S PIZZERIA


Thank you for calling Popo’s Pizzeria, serving the best American pizza for more than 50 years.  Our lines are currently busy, but we’ll be right with you to take your order.  While you're waiting, here are the specials of the day.  The summer harvest is in and that means Mama is serving up her famous garden pizza again.  This year she’s loading it up with fresh tomato sauce, onions, peppers, fresh garlic, eggplant and spinach and she’s serving it with cold slices of garden tomatoes on the side.  Nothing goes better with Mama’s great pizza than an ice cold mug of Popo’s Special Draft.  Made exclusively for Popo’s Pizzeria by the Lagerhead Brewery, Popo’s Special Draft is the best beer you‘ve ever had with a pie.  Thanks for waiting.  Your call is being transferred now. 

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Thank you for calling Popo’s Pizzeria, serving the best farm to table pizza for more than 50 years.  Our lines are currently busy, but we’ll be right with you to take your order.  While you're waiting, here's the special of the day.  The summer harvest is in and that means Mama is serving up her famous garden pizza again.  This year she’s loading it up with fresh tomato sauce, onions, peppers, fresh garlic, eggplant and spinach.  Thanks for waiting.  Your call is being transferred now. 

  


Puppy Love

Thank you for calling the Puppy Love Training Academy.  Doggie Day School for beginners and our Advanced Obedience Classes will begin on Sunday, September 15th.  Advanced classes are open exclusively to Puppy Love graduates.  Registration for both classes is now open.  Our winter sessions of Doggie Day School and the Advanced Class will begin on December 1st.   Thinking of taking your show puppy all the way next year?  One on one show training will begin on November 10th.   Trainers and Dogs must receive a teacher’s recommendation before signing up for this special program.  For more information on our training classes, please call 555-DOGS.

Randallstown Raceway


All revved up and ready to have fun? Then you’ve reached the right place. Thank you for calling the Randallstown Raceway, the training raceway for the young and the young at heart. If you're calling to confirm a training session, press 1 as fast as you can! If you’re calling to sign-up for our American Heavy Metal Club, press 2 now. Have motor oil in your blood? You can join others of your kind by pressing 3 now to join our Racecar Maintenance Team. For our most extreme patrons, our Annual Stunt Driving Tournament will begin on March 14th; press 4 to register now. To make reservations for our educational road course, please contact our community office at extension 214 between the hours of 8 AM and 4 PM.

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Smart Medicine


So, now that you’ve viewed our Smart Medicine class on safely taking drugs at home, try our short quiz to see what you remember.  Question number one: When you take an over the counter drug, which section of the “drug facts” label should you read to find out what kind of activities you should avoid?  A) Uses, B) Warnings, or C) Directions. The correct answer is B.  Question number two: True or False? Herbal medicines are mild and are safe to take with any over the counter medications.  The correct answer is false.  Herbal medication can increase or decrease the efficacy of any drug and it is important to consult your physician or pharmacist about possible interactions.  Question number three: If an over the counter medication has expired what should you do with it? A) Take it anyway, B) Throw it away, or C) Take double the recommended dose since it’s old and less potent. The correct answer is B.


Stock Quotes


This is eStock.com's free stock updater. Today's top movers are: Zircom up three points, and Harmon Pharmaceuticals up an impressive 10 points. Today's bottom stocks: Ryan Scientific down four points, and Heartland Transportation plummeting 8.56 points after releasing disappointing fourth quarter earnings. Hot tip of the day: West Productions. This independent movie studio has produced three $15-million grossing films in the last 16 months, and their IPO is highly anticipated. For further information about these stocks or others, stay on the line and one of our market researchers will be with you momentarily.

Sustainable Forest Help Line


The Sustainable Forest Council thanks you for your interest in our certification program.  Thanks to our corporate partners, environmental scientists, aboriginal land council members and local volunteers, we have been able to create sustainable forestry plans for more than 30 million acres of the world's remaining forests.  We’ve worked hard over the last decade to create an efficient international certification process, but we realize you may have many legal and process-related questions.  To learn more about how to begin the certification process, press 1.  To hear a discussion of common compliance questions, press 2. To learn more about aboriginal community rights, press 3.  For our members in South America, Thailand and Korea, press 4. To hear updates on legislative issues in your country, press 5.

Technology Arts


Thank you for calling Technology Arts. One of our customer service representatives will be with you shortly. You   can also talk to our technicians via live chat on our web site. Our online resources also include a variety of diagnostic tools and system upgrades. Your wait time is almost over.

The Raider Report


On a scale of 1 to 10 we wish we could use an 11 for the new Ghost Soldier.  Chris Cheng and his team at Ghost Studios have done it again with this cinematic addition to the Lost Warrior Series.  This third, and rumored to be final, addition to the series is amazing.  From the moment the opening sequence begins, you are pulled into a beautifully rendered landscape that fits the creepy atmosphere of the game to a 't'; the original music only heightens the impact.  The pacing is excellent, and within minutes you're plunged into a complex storyline and given vital clues to the whereabouts of our hero, Ghost Sergeant Randall, who disappeared at the climax of Game 2.

Vista View


With Vista View, Hollywood’s latest releases are only a click away. Relax right in your hotel room with great movies that you can start, stop, or rewind anytime you want. There’s no credit card or cash required. Simply browse through our menu of action, comedy, drama, and family titles, select the one you want to watch, and the charge will automatically be billed to your room. Each listing includes a free 6-minute preview for you to enjoy. Still trying to decide? Press the star key during any preview to see cast lists, ratings information and the running time of each movie.  If you're looking for an old favorite, why not browse through our new Hollywood Gold library?  We’ve never met an Academy Award winner we didn’t like.  

World Maritime Alliance


Thank you for calling the World Maritime Alliance, the international agency dedicated to preserving the health and safety of the world's oceans and the people who work on them everyday.  To hear a list of scheduled events being hosted by the World Maritime Alliance and its partners, press or say 1.  To hear the daily maritime safety report, press or say 2.  To confirm the certification of an international shipper using our automated system, press or say 3.  To contact our personnel offices about job vacancies listed on our website, press or say 4.   For all other services and departments, please stay on the line and an operator will be happy to assist you.

Yankee Insurance

 
You have reached the Yankee Insurance Customer Service Line.  I’ve pulled up your account information based on the phone number you called from.   For security purposes, please enter your personal identification number followed by the pound sign.  Thank you.  From this point on the system is voice activated.  What can I do for you today?  If you would like to make a payment, just say “make a payment.”  If you’d like to hear your account balance, just say the word “balance.”  If you’d like to make changes to your automobile policy, just say ”representative” and a representative will be with you shortly.

Zanuto's Bakery

ZANUTO’S BAKERY AND PASTRY SHOP


You’ve reached Zanuto’s Baked Goods, Plymouth's favorite family bakery for over 100 years.  If you know the extension of the person you are trying to reach, please enter it now.  If you are calling to schedule a delivery to our bakery please press 0, or stay on the line and an operator will be with you in just a moment.